| #1 hmm[110439] |
| h24-66-143-108.gv.shawcable.net |
| 1st |
| #2 Oddity[110440] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
text only is no thx :(
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| #3 hmm[110441] |
| h24-66-143-108.gv.shawcable.net |
| well i guess its a good thing that this wasn't a text only |
| #4 Time[110442] |
| h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net |
| Maybe It wasn't! Maybe it was! Who knows? In such a troubled time for the United States, it just doesn't seem relevant these days! |
| #5 7angels[110443] |
| nh-londonderry1b-85.mrrmnh.adelphia.net |
| 5th and now to read |
| #6 7angels[110444] |
| nh-londonderry1b-85.mrrmnh.adelphia.net |
Nice Job
Good Humor, nice pics and overall I didn't see any "gay" tactics, except perhaps the losing a building that can float to a reaver and some lots (neither can attack air =] )
Overall, I'd say id give it 7.5 --> 8
"I know your all reading this to see if it's anything witty or amusing, but trust me it's not so just go away... I mean it get out of my bathroom..." |
| #7 AbsoluteGeneus[110446] |
| spider-tq023.proxy.aol.com |
kik ass thingie, and what the heck is "l33t macro skillz."' I'm slow, so i dont know what it is.
heidi klum is hotter :) |
| #8 |]agomar[110447] |
| Montreal-ppp47802.qc.sympatico.ca |
whoa, this was some good shit. Great pictures, even if they did utterly fry my computer! The BR took about as much time to load as the comment section on Eriador's latest replay =[. The pictures were good but could have been better - that orange streak thingie didn't always work for me ( even a better color would have helped ). The writing was pretty good too, and the game was decent . . . hrm . . . some nice little touches on the minimaps.
I'd say anywhere from 8-9 =].
BTW It's obvious that white girl . . . whatever her name is . . . is hotter than the black girl. I'd be her pimp in two seconds. Make that one. |
| #9 Amoeba_Boy[110449] |
| spider-tp021.proxy.aol.com |
Good report, I'd say equal to kepowOb's BR just to fuel your rivalry.
The pics were good but less SC pics, more hot model pics |
| #10 Time[110450] |
| h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net |
| Dag, you trippin, that black chick is SOOO much hotter...thought I wouldnt mind a lil threesome action with those two....yup. Me, the black chick and dag. Mmmmmmm...Oops I said too much. |
| #11 striz[110451] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
nice report I enjoyed much.
sounded like an interesting game...mass > everything except micro, rush, strats. lol
gg |
| #12 SiG.[110452] |
| host-216-77-217-207.fll.bellsouth.net |
Dude! the white chick >> the black one.
Anyways, i really love the pics man.. Like in the build order section, you have the wireframe of the gateway and stuff next to their respective buildings. That was pure ownage
8-9 |
| #13 Mattkid[110453] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| Time --->Your utterly not funny, and not very good at sucking up either. |
| #14 Adhara[110454] |
| spider-wl013.proxy.aol.com |
| Great report! Fun to read and and awesome pics. Good game, too. Good writing except I don't understand why you kept on asking rhetorical questions that ended in "right? right." Got a bit old. But excellent report. Any report with a reaver with 39 kills has got to be either excellent or incredibly horrible. |
| #15 Patton1944[110460] |
| spider-tq034.proxy.aol.com |
| Topless > Not Topless. |
| #16 Franklin James[110462] |
| mkc-65-26-21-5.kc.rr.com |
Black chick >>>>>>>> White chick
Right? RIght. |
| #17 KepowOb[110464] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp162396.qc.sympatico.ca |
I didnt realize how big the pictures were going to be since I run my comp on such a high res, now that I can see them on Killawfuls comp, they are pretty big... sorry for all of you with a slow connection.
Anyway, now I got to get a 9 on my next report to best Kill, I already got the game lined up, but it will take me awhile since its one hell of a game.
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| #18 Gryphon[110470] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp187267.qc.sympatico.ca |
Kill...
Great BR... it mixed all of the great aspects of a BR... great picts, hot girls, humour, and stealing of a sig :P
i'd give it a 8.5>>>>>>>9 |
| #19 |||l||||ll|||||[110471] |
| cdm-66-5-213-tylr.cox-internet.com |
OWNAGENKASDBNKASJdnas OWN
TOTEL PWN |
| #20 Adrenaling[110473] |
| cr862712-a.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
no time to read now, only saw pics, but by the looks of it, it loooks good.
c ya
Adrenaling is quick. (and gone) |
| #21 Spuzz[110479] |
| di182.opencominc.com |
Heh, nice report. I was expecting more images of girls though!
Spuzz |
| #22 killawful[110484] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp160376.qc.sympatico.ca |
| k i didnt expect this many comments but cool anyways. this is the style i will prolly keep for the rest of my BRs so hopefully you guys will like it and keep reading. if you liked the pics of the gals, ill post them with all my BRs then. after all the point of these things is to entertain the reader, not tell about a good game. i mean you can write about the crappiest game ever and make it interesting, which is what i plan to do for my next BR, and add some cute gals to it of course, as opposed to my EVIL ARCH NEMESIS kepowob who thinks the game has to be good to BR it, and must not have girls in it. tell him what you think! |
| #23 KepowOb[110492] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
When did I say a BR shouldn't have girls in it?
And if you are planning on BRing that game we watched tonight, then I dont care how many jokes you put in it, its going to suck.
If its a funny game with an off the wall tactic like Dresfab enjoys doing, then it may be good... |
| #24 killawful[110493] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp160376.qc.sympatico.ca |
thats what you think, my fine feathered friend, but i intend to lead that game to a glorious gold rating and please my fellow terrans everywhere!
and as for AbsoluteGeneus' question of the meaning of 'l33t macro skillz', we all know it means that i am skilled at marco, right? right. |
| #25 killawful[110494] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp160376.qc.sympatico.ca |
| hey |]agomar i noticed you are from Montreal too? what part you from? i live on the south shore |
| #26 stonecoldnewbie[110498] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
well your report was cool but i would say heidi klum is mo sexi
BUT, tell you what, ill have sex with them both, at the same time if you like. |
| #27 BigD[110513] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| Funny. And not overkill funny. I liked this style. This'll be gold. Great graphics as well. |
| #28 ZerG~LinG[110551] |
| p432-033.ppp.get2net.dk |
Whoa! Nice report, the few pics i actually got to load was pretty good, and btw; heidi klum > that other black chick :O
I've finally got photoshop! so maybe my next report may come close to the godly graphics of this one :P
Enough sucking up here's the number:
8 |
| #29 -the o_0-[110560] |
| SHW58-44.accesscable.net |
| nice report, and heidi pwnz. |
| #30 bleh...[110575] |
| HubW-mcr-24-95-119-162.midsouth.rr.com |
| i didnt read the report, but i looked at the pictures and that black chick was hot |
| #31 [110593] |
| dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net |
| Nah, the other one was better....that topless one was much better =) |
| #32 John[110597] |
| adsl-63-206-88-13.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Heidi Klum owned Tyra Banks |
| #33 badtz maru[110599] |
| pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net |
hm i like a certain type of black chicks.
tyra banks is in the type. |
| #34 Anonymous[110603] |
| 216-224-166-86.thegrid.net |
| cool, but isn't that tank drop considered a "gay" tactic? |
| #35 Ling-erie[110607] |
| proxy2.leeds.ac.uk |
| love the signature pic =] |
| #36 killawful[110611] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp160305.qc.sympatico.ca |
| i wonder... i dunno i didnt consider it gay, but kepowob has been so picky as of late. so i think a gay tactic = anything that makes him lose |
| #37 SiG.[110612] |
| mia-this02.firn.edu |
"his name gets crossed out in his sig." <--- I was like "wtf?"
'till I realized it wasn't me =o
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| #38 Napoleic[110613] |
| h24-67-178-28.ok.shawcable.net |
| Laetitia Casta |
| #39 metis[110644] |
| webport-cl6-cache4.ilford.mdip.bt.net |
| like he said, topless rules! i think, will need more pictures to be sure. more pictures of such women next time! then me :) |
| #40 Anonymous[110649] |
| 216-224-166-14.thegrid.net |
| I found that signature pic in the personals section of our local newspaper. What's the name of the character? |
| #41 Twip[110682] |
| 0-1pool192-25.nas5.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net |
| Heidi Klum |
| #42 WrAth[110689] |
| px2cv.gv.shawcable.net |
the rhetorical questions added to the laid back writing, so its more like a conversation.
great report man. 9 |
| #43 killawful[110704] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp161613.qc.sympatico.ca |
| hehe, thanks man, thats probably because i have a really laid back personality, so most of my reports are gonna have that feel to them. im working on another report right now, but im still trying to learn flash so that i can do it. |
| #44 killawful[110791] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp160537.qc.sympatico.ca |
| i dont use map hacks, its just an expression i had with my friend kepowob. wed divide everyone into two groups, the LT players, and the BGH players. BGH players usually like the maps to be hacked, so that the minerals are placed right beside your starting building. hence what i said. and in any case, you say it was too battle heavy, but it was a battle report. i just did the tyra heidi thing to loosen things up. |
| #45 KepowOb[110824] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
Bastard, stealing my idea for a flash intro when I say I will use one for my next one :[.
Also, no matter what Killawful says, he does map hack. How else would you explain EVERY (well, 90% realistically) I play him and I go random, I get terran (who are by far my worst race). Then if I random and I am allied with him, I NEVER get terran. HAX! |
| #46 killawful[110850] |
| MTL-HSE-ppp162292.qc.sympatico.ca |
| hey kerpow, how bout you stfu |
| #47 Gen.Coyote[110985] |
| ACA60F93.ipt.aol.com |
Two things
1-Best Battle Report Ever
2-Tyra Banks is hotter |
| #48 Tavernology[114723] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
Heidi klum is WAAAY hotter than Tyra Banks.
GJ on the BR. Reaver owns your rines. 39 kills is alot of rines, but just lockdown the reaver first, and it isn't a problem, 'course this means teching a bit more, but it's worth it.
8-9 |
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