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-WilliamWC3




#1 the()vermind[109027]
209.11.89.225
hi dag, first
#2 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[109028]
24.128.190.214
*yawn* booooooooring
#3 |]agomar[109030]
St-Catherines-ppp126365.sympatico.ca
Time . . . honestly. Just how much time do you spend on this site? It seems you're being obnoxious at night, in the morning, in the afternoon . . . and replying to everything instantly. It's amazing.
#4 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[109031]
h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net
I'm not just one person...which could explain why I have good and bad reports.
#5 |]agomar[109033]
St-Catherines-ppp126365.sympatico.ca
wtf
#6 Amoeba_Boy[109037]
spider-te024.proxy.aol.com
woo, 3rd non author
#7 Manius[109041]
adsl-81-165-19.asm.bellsouth.net
Jesus...there's more than one of you guys? That's...scary.
#8 Mep[109042]
A040-0258.PHL2.splitrock.net
Yee fuckin haw, I just read the opening paragraph, then skipped to the end, and now feel the need to point out that I'm in that big homosexual ffa br.
#9 Mep[109043]
A040-0258.PHL2.splitrock.net
Oh yea, and 10.
#10 sMs.NT[109048]
dialups-722.palmer.mtaonline.net
nice work, backround kida looks like one WilliamWC3 might have used..

now off to read...



#11 triped[109057]
63.85.132.17
I'm making Easy Mac right now.
#12 |]agomar[109058]
St-Catherines-ppp126365.sympatico.ca
Pity my old BRs are broken, or you'd see that I used it about . . . 8 times now I think =]. TY Mep :D
#13 Amoeba_Boy[109059]
spider-te024.proxy.aol.com
really good

just one thing, never say tubular again, everytime someone says that, babies cry

#14 ~~Jeff~~[109061]
cs6669176-236.houston.rr.com
Great work.. i loved it.. nice pics
#15 hmmm[109063]
px2cv.gv.shawcable.net
wtf are you talking about Tubular is the best word ever

btw nice report

#16 ZerG~LinG[109072]
p405-029.ppp.get2net.dk
OMFG I HATE YOU DAG!
I was jsut waorking on a background totally like this, and i think, 'hey lets go to br.com and check things out' where i find u doing it :(
We'll apart from the fact that i hate you, this was pure gold, the text owned and although the pics weren't spectacular, they showed the action in general. More minimaps though, its nice to have one in each of your collague, i found myself suprised when i suddenly discovered a new expansion on one of the few minimaps that i didn't notice in the text.
But that's details man, and this is ownage.
Obviuosly 8 and above, but since you gave me a 9 on my br, i think i will too on yours ;)
(Although my vote doesn't create any nice pics above your br with a monster holdning a '9' sign :P)




#17 ZerG~LinG[109075]
p405-029.ppp.get2net.dk
My excessive long comments completely own y'all!
#18 ZerG~LinG / AzurReiZ-IkOn][109076]
p405-029.ppp.get2net.dk
and so does my triple comment plan!
muhahahhahahahahha
lets make this comment record, only 1300 or so to go!

#19 |]agomar[109077]
St-Catherines-ppp112381.sympatico.ca
lol :). Well, back when I started doing backgrounds like this, I was inspired by WC3 William's brs :). So you still go ahead and do it!
#20 ZerG~LinG[109078]
p405-029.ppp.get2net.dk
Ahem, i hate to post another comment (yeah right) but that azurreiz thing wasn't supposed to be there :(
#21 Ghandi[109080]
12-251-164-226.client.attbi.com
kick ass report,

10

#22 Ghandi[109090]
12-251-164-226.client.attbi.com
btw, Octopus is one of the most homosexual maps ive ever played on

#23 |]agomar[109093]
St-Catherines-ppp112381.sympatico.ca
is is absolutely awful :[
#24 znzf[109095]
CPE00201867e97e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
be better if u told the upgrades when the battles occured
#25 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[109110]
h000a277d260a.ne.mediaone.net
pathetic

1

#26 Oddity[109112]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
that background is gosu

makes the screenshots look really cool since its same tileset

#27 Dogbert108[109121]
slip-32-102-233-71.fl.us.prserv.net
What the hell are ya talkin about Time? Whats your average score on BR? Decent report, BG Wouldn't load. Damn white text on white background. good Work otherwise.
#28 |]agomar[109124]
Ottawa-ppp3517204.sympatico.ca
lol ya you should definitely let the BG load, otherwise everything looks like shit :P. BTW tubular>all, and I dont do upgrades anymore because I didnt really see the purpose.
#29 Dogbert108[109130]
slip-32-102-233-71.fl.us.prserv.net
No, I mean everytime I try to load it, it just ends, and Document Done appears in the corner.. Dammit to hell!
#30 Serious[109133]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
Don't forget Ling's report :P

I'm sorry about my fanfics c.c I was bored an' I wanted to do something. I have a BR too but it's text-only, so that sucks ._. If the report center breaks, it should break for everybody!

#31 Furious[109135]
bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au
I wuv u daggy...........
#32 Chobo~Penguine[109138]
wnpp-p-144-134-155-216.prem.tmns.net.au
how do u do that kool as background? IT OWNS!
#33 Arsenic[109144]
sdn-ar-001nmalbuP255.dialsprint.net
Serious and Furious rhyme...coincidence?? I THINK NOT
#34 Serious[109150]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
lol. It took me a few seconds to get that.

But see, my name is better than Furious' because it's a lot easier to make puns with it. I'm Serious. See? I just made a pun. It doesn't work if you replace my name with Furious'.

#35 Ling-erie[109152]
proxy5.leeds.ac.uk
I don't see any good reason at all why this shouldn't get a 10. It wasn't "no mercy 3" but there was nothing wrong with it and it wqas a godly game and a great report.

nice one daggy =]

#36 SpineSore[109165]
198.103.49.1
I have no clue if you'll read this Dagomar but to get that bit of terrain to go away try this:
<body leftmargin="0" rightmargin="0" topmargin="0" bottommargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" background="back.jpg" bgcolor="#000000" text="#33CCFF">
#37 Born)Slippy[109168]
213.161.167.223
This was really, really nice, one of the best I've read since the guys on HOF stopped posting actively, actually. Although it was slightly lacking on some very minor details, it wasn't anything big... had you made the pics somewhat cooler (somehow) and added cool alt text, this is a 10. Since you don't have these things, 9.
#38 Dragonsven[109171]
170.158.87.189
My name was in a |]agomar report. My life is complete.

9-10

-Sven
#39 Napoleic[109197]
px2ht.ok.shawcable.net
Dag =[

I watched the replay a long time ago, I can't read this now =[=[=[

Report games of replays that haven't been released yet or I have to feel all depressed and sad =[
#40 FearlessGuy[109199]
gateway.dprcssb.edu.on.ca
hey i saw this rep , and the octopus rep too
dam ....well octopus rep is so wack!
#41 Anti-Progress[109200]
wdsr53-p1-85.daktel.net
DEAR GOD! THE ONLY REAL TEXT WAS THE NAMES OF THE PLAYERS! SOMEONE HELP MY (god forsaken 56k) MODEM!
#42 CatalystBC[109201]
bgp493861bgs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
very nice br. i love ur writing. pics were pretty good also. overall very good job. 8.5-9
and williamwc3 was awesome. anyone here remember gammarayburst? where'd he go?
#43 NotDefault[109205]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Er, Serious, good point. :)

I read from the top down when checking for new reports so I didn't see Ling-erie's before reading this one.

NotDefault
#44 [109206]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
Here's examples of lines that annoyed me. Too many unnecessary adjectives made the writing overly clunky.

"Two lurkers, a couple zerglings and a few hydralisks meet fiery deaths before the rest can race back to the hive cluster as fast as their claws can take them."

"V-Gundam lands his massive, bulbous command center upon the top right plateau."

And uhh... The pictures all looked the same ;)

7-8, I'll decide later when I get home from basketball
#45 AkumaSpawn[109207]
cf5.onenet.net
I wanted Terran to win =(

9 just the same
#46 |]agomar[109210]
StCatherines-ppp109188.sympatico.ca
Ya Dref, I think Im going to br more games I play myself . . . reporting other people just gets too boring sometimes, and I think it shows in my writing =[. Have fun at basketball :D
#47 [109218]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
10? hmmm, okay, I've decided. 7.
#48 NotDefault[109226]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
7? That's a little harsh... even if the 10 is generous.

NotDefault
#49 Don'tkillmeifI'mwrong[109228]
h0050ba3f5aa7.ne.mediaone.net
Is it just me or is the map called "The Ragnorak", not "The Raganok" like u said in Br?

And if someone alrdy mentioned that forgive me for not reading all 50 comments :P
#50 Adrenaling[109233]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
pretty dag, not up to your usually standards though. not that im complaining =P.

gg.
#51 Weirdo_from_space[109247]
adsl-63-203-68-116.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
The best part was the picture labelled "foiled".The two medics healing each other is cool.
#52 Born)Slippy[109249]
213.161.167.223
hey, come now, the flowering language was what made this so cool... 7 IS harsh. Too harsh, imo. Well, you're the "master rater", I guess :P
#53 |]agomar[109251]
StCatherines-ppp109188.sympatico.ca
10 =]. 7 is cool too . . . I still wanna get a full 10 straight across the boards tho, lol. The quest continues!
#54 katome[109252]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
7 harsh, 10 unreasonable, evens out :]
#55 Eradicate~Me[109257]
pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net
only complaint I had was make every image have alt-text instead of just the first one ;]

9
#56 NotDefault[109262]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
|]agomar, you don't have far to go if you keep making reports like these :).

And katome, "balancing" a bad rating is an abuse of the rating system. The rating should be a mix of objective and subjective opinions on the rater's part that aren't influenced by any previous ratings.

NotDefault
#57 [109280]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
it deserved a 7.49. I rounded down.
#58 BLitzkreig_[109289]
user-uini72g.dialup.mindspring.com
nice report, backround was sexy

more plz kaka :D

some1 please ban TIME, he's really getting on my nerves with his crap
#59 Dino Din[109290]
dynamic-151-160.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
decent, but jesus christ who the hell gave this a 10?
#60 Ling-erie[109308]
proxy4.leeds.ac.uk
daggy, wanna make a duel-sided report w/ me? (ie, u write 1 perspective, i do the other)

I know it's been done, but that was like 34324123 years ago
#61 Crunchymaker[109320]
209.232.145.10
#59 it's BLITZKRIEG...not KREIG...and for dag I'd give u a 8 on this one...but a negative one AHAHAHAHA TIME AND ME RULE THIS SITE...SO STOP POSTING CRAPPY BRS LIKE THIS ONE....AHAHAHAH HOW GAY...TELL ME THA SITE WHERE U DOWNLOADED IT FROM
#62 |]agomar[109333]
St-Catherines-ppp126457.sympatico.ca
Ling, I'd love to =]. Meet on b.net tonight?
#63 Blitzkreig_[109394]
user-2ini816.dialup.mindspring.com
#62 btw i DO know that it is blitzKRIEG not kreig i just switched em for my name, don't ask me why
#64 [109397]
user158.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
pretty nice dag, love to see some real effort go into a report. grammar errors here and there (tenses =[), but writing was pretty good. game good, pics were cool, pretty good for ms paint at least (even though the yellow looked *sorta* unprofessional). it would have been nice if the text had all gone on the blue land only, instead of piling over the edges. errg, get what i mean? anyways yea, ive been debating score between 8-9, but 8 feels right
#65 badtz maru[109409]
pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
can we get a 6 up in this 'port?
#66 CaughtNaked[109431]
206.215.14.175
hi dag! 1 for me not being in it, and for scaring me kuz i couldnt read text. but then background pic came in. :} dragonsven is in Xi btw, w00t. give me props in all ur reports from now, gogogo thx
#67 badreporter[109483]
ool-182ea0c4.dyn.optonline.net
how do you win with ultras i always thought they werent that good?
#68 |]agomar[109492]
Ottawa-ppp3517212.sympatico.ca
If you didnt think they were good you're a newbie =[
#69 EldritchEvil[111037]
nr11-216-196-186-98.fuse.net
Heres why ultras rule:
1.) They have massive hit points, so they soak up a lot of damage.

2.) They have he higher unit "Priority", so enemy units automatically target them before your other units, like cracklings...

3.) They sound like elephants. BROOAAARRGGGHHH!!!! I love saying that. He he.

BROOOOAAARRGHHH!!!
BrOOOOAAARRRGHHHHH!!!
BLLLLAAAAHHHHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

I'm going to go lie down now.
#70 Big Badass 1v1[111172]
s3a-168.olypen.com
For someone living in "Little America" you did not do so bad, and should with all pride call yourself "cracker bait", your only major error was forgetting to correctly spell check your text! Major errors there guy! For example a "REAL" Cracker Bait, would have called yourself "Big Badass 1v1 eh?" while sucking down masive amounts of backbacon & moslons eh?

So enjoy Little America and be proud of yourself!
Way to go King of the Crackerbait! eh?
#71 AoF_Cube[111198]
pc-215-111.las-condes1.pc.metropolis-inter.com
Nice report but not as funny as they usually are coming from u :(

ultras rule by the way
#72 [158633]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
73 you're a fag



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