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#1 Dragonsven[106031]
s10.dial1.pro.nac.net
I'm stealing first. For spite.
#2 Franklin James[106034]
mkc-65-26-21-5.kc.rr.com
Bastard..
#3 Flare[106035]
spider-wi011.proxy.aol.com
2nd
#4 'Final`Flare'[106036]
spider-wi011.proxy.aol.com
asdf asdf frank, gimme my second back. Flare is me.
#5 Dragonsven[106037]
s10.dial1.pro.nac.net
I win.
#6 Adrenaling[106038]
CPE002078E0F4B2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
6th
#7 hi[106039]
24.245.64.22
hi
#8 Drintr[106040]
66.60.184.32
Wow, that was actually not too bad. In fact, the report was pretty "bloody" good. There were a few grammar/spelling errors, but hey, they happen. =) The only real problem with the report would have to be that it was a bit short. Anyways, nice br!

6 or maybe even a 7

Peace and Love,
Drintr




#9 Dragonsven[106041]
s10.dial1.pro.nac.net
I noticed the grammar errors after I posted it. I would have gone back and fixed them at first but after spending an hour just getting the text size to be where I wanted it I was just glad it was over. =]

-Dsven

#10 Dragonsven[106042]
s10.dial1.pro.nac.net
Um, shit. I just realized I lapsed into 1st person in one paragraph. Doh. Next one will be better. I PROMISE.

-Dsven

#11 |||l||||ll|||||[106044]
66.76.9.220
that sucked
#12 CaughtNaked[106045]
67.174.28.69
12! GW drag, 10 for being in Xi +7 because thats wat report was,

17!
t2yl8r,
~CN



#13 katome[106046]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
that was very nice and clean. I'm partial to text onlys done well, but so what. I think its a deserving 8.
#14 BigD[106050]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Nicely written. Seriously, did none of you get a win for that?
7.5
#15 John[106051]
adsl-63-206-88-68.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Good BR, 7
#16 FA-BuRn[106058]
ool-18ba74f2.dyn.optonline.net
I laughed my ass off, and actually knew what was goin on in a text only! go dragon, 8
#17 CaughtNaked[106059]
67.174.28.69
i like how new ppl r coming to br, we need u! hi all newbies!
#18 Cataclysmic[106060]
198.165.73.13
Way to go, i didnt even feel any need for pics.
I liked the ending too lol, about 15 of my discs are from me hitting my power bar. about 20 are from double discers and the rest are actually legitimate isp giveouts. lol
Ill do a BR sometime when im not feeling so lazy.
Which is probly never


#19 NotDefault[106061]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Nice style.

7.5

#20 USTaliWhacker[106063]
cdm-66-140-100-bate.cox-internet.com
good report man. I'll have to give it a 7
#21 [SM]Strega~F[106065]
proxy1.senet.com.au
Hmm, the only part that seemed ill-explained MIGHT have been the map selection. I say "might" because I've played on it before (In fact I think you BRed the game) and so I knew exactly what was what. Some people may have gotten a wrong mental image, but it's a small (very small) quibble.

A little longer game would've improved your score by 1 at most, and I found myself laughing a lot at this. There were so many quote possibilities in there it's amazing. Though they'll probably be made null and void, not being part of the IN crowd and all...
7.5


Strega





#22 [SM]Strega~F[106066]
proxy8.senet.com.au
I guess I'll give some examples of what I found funny, due to my being insanely bored. =/

"To whom it may concern: I am aware children under 14 years of age visit this site so I have very nicely censored the potentially disturbing words from this report. If you see @$$, it’s ASS. If you see $%^&* then read it as BITCH."

"Get ready for a battlereport that’s better than a Michael Jackson video, fat girl porn, and country music!"

"(P.S. - Everyone scouts. With peons. Exciting.)"


Strega


#23 NotDefault[106074]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
First one might be good enough for a quote.

NotDefault
#24 Dragonsven[106079]
170.158.87.245
If they quote me I'll write another BR. Oh wait: there goes my chances. =[

-Dsven
#25 Sovereignty[106089]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
Eww. Forced humor :/

Other than that, good writing. A few grammar errors. A pic of the map would've been nice. Your ISP can't possibly screw up EVERYTHING you upload. 6
#26 Dragonsven[106091]
170.158.87.216
Yes it can.

-Dsven
#27 el_sux0r[106096]
helios.compusa.com
The repeated switches from 3rd to 1st person got annoying after a while (in the intro). The ending was humorous... but the report, as a whole, seemed to lack something.

Fear the HP Lovecraft type.
#28 G3n-7)Angels.[106115]
nh-merrimack1a-426.bur.adelphia.net
Hehe, he can micro like a fat girl through a maze going for a gallon of chocolate ice cream.

Nice.

7-7.5

- 7a
#29 Twip[106141]
port-59.gall-ts1.cloh.net
If your ISP screws up everything you upload, then how can you send text?
#30 Dragonsven[106146]
170.158.87.162
I'm not actually uploading a file off my harddrive. Writing a BR is like sending an email Twip.

-Dsven
#31 astante[106160]
proxy.westbelt.calltech.com
Wow. Nice work for the second report, very nice. thx & keep it up!
#32 SarcasticSage[106176]
1Cust175.tnt2.dothan.al.da.uu.net
Im partial to texts only, ecspecially funny and well done ones. My only complaint is the shortness, I whish you could've been more graphic on the battles...
#33 [141119]
63.174.9.118
test



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