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#1 the()vermind[105931]
p69-236.acedsl.com
good morning, and FIRST. Like me, you're either doing something to keep your mind off the comments, or refreshing. I always made sure the day I submitted a report, I would be doing something. Anyways, first things first, this report was a great report hands down. Game was great, I thought the terran was going to win, pics were of good quality, and I found no errors in the text. However, the humor seemed forced, but not so much that it took away from the report. in the end, the major problem was it lacked the flair that comes from reports that get ratings above 9. So, I'd say an 8-9, pretty good though. I enjoyed it. Keep it up.
#2 WindMinstrel[105932]
CPE-144-137-176-94.qld.bigpond.net.au
2nd
#3 kidonfire[105936]
202.188.200.240
3rd

#4 Mindthief[105937]
ci31571-a.nash1.tn.home.com
wee
#5 quad[105941]
ACA72445.ipt.aol.com
Tomson or Samson?
#6 Sovereignty[105945]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
Ooh. 8. -1 cause you kept saying defence. it's defense! just one of my pet peeves. defence hurts me :/
#7 John[105946]
adsl-63-206-88-68.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Is it Tomson or Samson I was too confused 8.5
#8 ZerG~LinG[105947]
p407-009.ppp.get2net.dk
Omg so sorry about the samson/tomson thing, think i said tomson in the first VS. line, but then samson the rest, he is actually called tomson, so im a stupid fuck, have a nice day all
#9 ZerG~LinG[105948]
p407-009.ppp.get2net.dk
Oh and to answer to mr. Ovie's question, it wasn't morning, i live in denmark and i posted it at 3pm denmark time
#10 Cer1dan[105949]
px2ht.ok.shawcable.net
he said good morning because uhmm...its morning where he is and he probably woke up not too long ago >.>
#11 quad[105951]
AC8EF040.ipt.aol.com
11
#12 quad[105952]
AC8EF040.ipt.aol.com
12 fags
#13 Mindthief[105956]
ci31571-a.nash1.tn.home.com
yeah it was morning when i posted my comment too, and have you been watching to many episodes of Samson and Son?? (was that wat its called??)
#14 ZerG~LinG[105958]
p407-009.ppp.get2net.dk
Who the fuck is Samson nd son?
#15 Furious[105963]
bal-ts1-2500.tpgi.com.au
7 woulda been an 8 but thw whole Samson/Tomson thing got me confused!



#16 katome[105965]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
8 ^^ cool
#17 [SM]Strega~F[105969]
proxy7.senet.com.au
I'm guessing that you use a program where you just tell your comp to colour this certain word that colour, all throughout, right?
Ie. every time Tomson appeared it was white and bold (which makes no sense, as Nazgul was actually the white) and everytime Samson appeared it was teal. Odd that, but I don't care.
I would say 9, but the name/colour thing was a bit disconcerting, so I give 8.5.
Of course, you did quote me, so that warrants merit points.

9


Strega







#18 Shadow D'Arc[105972]
spider-wm054.proxy.aol.com
That Archon quote was ownage. GG yo. 8.5

NO ONE IS - SAFE,
Shadow D'Arc


#19 Hathaway[105980]
ppp-206-170-29-22.wnck11.pacbell.net
The game ended a bit disconcertingly. A terran loses his wraiths and quits due to 3 carriers and some supporting goons? er.... Maybe there was a good reason but the report didn't seem to show it. You could've said that t was out of minerals or something (if that was indeed the case). Anyways, nice report and pictures.

8

#20 NO)Pain[105990]
spider-mtc-tk064.proxy.aol.com
who's the dorky looking kid at the end of the report weilding a long dildo?
#21 ?[106001]
host-216-77-220-68.fll.bellsouth.net
NO)Pain took my comment.. ESP..

Who exactly IS that goofy kid "weilding a long dildo" ??

lol.



#22 |]agomar[106006]
StCatherines-ppp109082.sympatico.ca
Nice br, humour fell a little short on the collages . . . everything described pretty well . . . good game, but ya the end was a bit concerting and the name messup was =[. Who WAS that kid at the end? You? :O:D

I'd hand this a 7-8 . . . but then I'd rather rate it up for length, effort, that sort of thing . . . good job :D

#23 [106012]
12-248-243-247.client.attbi.com
I WANNA TALK TO TOMSON!
#24 Core[106014]
wv-hunt-u1-c3a-42.hntnwv.adelphia.net
not a bad report. i was kind of thinking would win with some gols+tanks at the end there, but was i wrong! exactly why did samson leave after loosing his wraiths? and why didn't you doctor it to look like he won anyways? ;)


Bitch! You know what i want!


#25 Kilo[106020]
193.147.86.100
Ummmm, this was a interesting report indeed, but I am a little confused. :)

Like No)Pain stated, "who's the dorky looking kid at the end of the report weilding a long dildo? ". Thats the thing that got me confused the most.

Nice report anyways ^_^

9 <!

Kilobitez


#26 Zeratul[106022]
sdn-ar-004nynyorP093.dialsprint.net
nice report, the only thing that sucks is that i'm reading it on a day when i have to go to school tomorrow :(

8
#27 Eradicate~Me[106023]
pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net
if that's you att he end, you're uglier than goatzilla
#28 ZerG~LinG[106024]
p431-096.ppp.get2net.dk
Wow, thanks for all the positive response! And two 8's! omg gosu!
I told you no comment on the last pic ;)
Happy new year everyone
#29 Sireedward[106025]
spider-ti042.proxy.aol.com
Please tell me that kid weilding the dildo in the end was you
#30 map-hack[106028]
0x3ef3f1c6.albnxx5.adsl.tele.dk
30 th...lame
Gosu report.
But wtf the guy at the last pictures where UGLY :-)
gg
#31 ZerG~LinG[106029]
p431-096.ppp.get2net.dk
NO COMMENT ON THE LAST PIC
asdf***dfdsaff^~~~ ^!¤= IOHh8!!!
*Neural spasms*
Ahem anyways all questions regarding boy with massive dildo in hand (did i just say that?) will be answered soon!
#32 metas[106047]
ppp-225-54-21.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com
hey Sovereignty, its defence, defense is american, which u may be, but ZerG~LinG isn't. pet peeve out of the way, good report, but the end was a bit weird, cos 3 carriers are not gonna end the game.
#33 Gojky[106048]
proxy3.uq.edu.au
Hey cool my I was in someone elses report for a good reason. Hurrah. Good Job ZerG~LinG. Heh Heh.
#34 GoZuLu[106075]
195.249.56.3
Hi ZL

Happy new year to you too. This was a nice one. I have enough brain to see through the Tomson/Samson matter, so that was not a problem. My only commen is regarding the pics. Try to make bigger single pictures showing both sides of the fight, insted of colages (stavemåde?).

GoZuLu
#35 ZerG~LinG[106083]
p426-005.ppp.get2net.dk
Gozulu: I like collages and im not about to change my style :)
nice to see someone with "brain" enough to work out the samson/tomson thing.

Hi all, Z~LinG
#36 el_sux0r[106100]
helios.compusa.com
The only complaints I have are grammar-related, and hence minor. First, using semicolons would be nice. Second, I believe the correct syntax is "siege 0wns j00." "Ya" just doesn't seem to cut it :P
#37 KHiLL[106105]
ool-18b8a2a6.dyn.optonline.net
37th
#38 RubiksCube[106124]
cache2.shlink.de
Owned.

9

Tomson/Samson thing wasn't to hard to understand, and before u say that last kid was a dork/jerk, post a pic of your own.

~Cube
#39 Disrupter64[106140]
NET-PPP74.CC.UREGINA.CA
How come 3/4ths of the pictures towards the end didn't work? And Cupe is that kid you?
#40 Adrenaling[106156]
CPE002078E0F4B2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wow, i just read report. it was all good except for the freak kid at the end. was that you, or was that not supposed to be there?




Adrenaling is quick
#41 King-Lewis[106186]
modemcable038.108-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
That last picture is scaring me :P
#42 Arsenic[106191]
sdn-ar-002nmalbuP331.dialsprint.net
hey ling. i always read your reports and was glad to see yet another good one. I didnt even notice the samson tomson change :-P so it really wasnt that big of a deal. Good pics, a few grammer mistakes but nothing big. GL HF GG

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#43 RubiksCube[106196]
cache2.shlink.de
No the kid ain't me. I am older and taller. For picture reference look at my Brother vs Brother report
#44 ZerG~LinG[106202]
p434-046.ppp.get2net.dk
I would personally like to see pics of quite a few people in here :O
#45 RubiksCube[106206]
cache2.shlink.de
Really? I mean you could get blinded...

#46 ZerG~LinG[106226]
p416-036.ppp.get2net.dk
keke!
Rubik, how about we meet up around 19.00 i NH this sunday?
#47 LuckyNEwbie:P[106326]
dialup-209.245.7.214.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
your ugly
#48 Arsenic[106418]
sdn-ar-003nmalbuP289.dialsprint.net
btw, ling, i am about to start my career in BRing :) and saw that you got a new graphic editor! I, right now, am stuck in MS Paint, like you were. If ya dont mind telling me, what editor did you buy, how much did it cost, and do you like it? thanks.

By the way if anyone knows any gosu graphic editors let me know. thanks, and be on the lookout for an Arsenic report soon!
#49 RubiksCube[106439]
cache2.shlink.de
Adobe Photoshop or Paintshop Pro will do. Fireworks is nice but I dont recommend it.
#50 ZerG~LinG[106456]
p406-011.ppp.get2net.dk
hi arsenic, nice to hear that we're getting more quality (hopefully) reporters. Paint shop pro will do, easy to use and fun too :O
You can download it for free at www.jasc.com or www.jascsoftware.com, im not sure :) its free for 30 days, buy it if u like, i myself got it another way, the not so legal way of kazaa.
#51 Arsenic[106481]
sdn-ar-003nmalbuP307.dialsprint.net
thanks guys :). after downloading the 30 day trial period, what site did you get this "not so legal" patch from? :)

Arsenic
#52 Arsenic[106594]
sdn-ar-002nmalbuP123.dialsprint.net
Im running out of time =/ can ya plz tell me where ya got the crack? thanks

Arsenic
#53 ZerG~LinG[106933]
p405-073.ppp.get2net.dk
Just download it from the typical napster like programs
kazaa.com for example
#54 Blue[120635]
AC8CB52A.ipt.aol.com
I think ZerG~LinG is gay... I swear, he has the biggest black dildo waggling around. Kinda makes you think about how gosu he can be when he comes to being gay. Well, nice report, I think its a 7. The names were confusing, but the rest is nice. ZerG~LinG, I changed the lock to my room so no sudden rapes at night time. ^_^ Stop reading this you pedophiler...!
#55 BungPaste[120637]
spider-wa011.proxy.aol.com
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#56 anti-bungpaste[121030]
spider-we083.proxy.aol.com
idiot, that stuff gave me rashes!
#57 snake[127436]
202.130.155.99
can someone help me find a crack for the rubiks cube game ?

pls. i need it badly



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