| #1 (;lagwagon;)[105835] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
| 1st |
| #2 SatansCookies[105836] |
| cdm-208-250-146-geor.cox-internet.com |
you suck cuz i'm not in it
1st |
| #3 Satanscookeis[105837] |
| cdm-208-250-146-geor.cox-internet.com |
bastid!!!!!!!!!!
2nd and 3rd |
| #4 (;lagwagon;)[105838] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
Ok, I read.
Very good. Toss got owned. 9 |
#5  [105841] |
| inehou-pxy03.compaq.com |
asdf the early game was barely even described. Lets hear build orders! MORE DETAIL, FOX LIKE THE DETAIL! Other then that very nice indeed :D
7
Fox |
#6  [105843] |
| crtntx1-ar7-4-61-017-236.vz.dsl.gtei.net |
| Fox is just like my English teacher |
| #7 Furious[105844] |
| bal-ts1-2500.tpgi.com.au |
| The animated gifs actually made it more difficult to tell whats going on as they were jumping scenes to much....nice work though 8! |
| #8 LuckyNewbie:P[105845] |
| dialup-64.156.38.223.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
| ... |
| #9 Breeze[105850] |
| dial50.stz.orbitel.bg |
| I liked how well you two worked together to make that report, nice |
| #10 [105851] |
| inehou-pxy03.compaq.com |
what I mean is that a good report at the beginning tells the build orders. A good example is this
no detail= Toss did a 2 gate harassed with zeals and was chased away by zergs 2 hatch lings
good detail. Toss went 10/12 gate which isn't a strong rush, but a power zeal build which keeps zerg from overpowering. But zerg went 11 hatch in main and 10 pool. Which is countering a rush build. needless to say, the early zeals had no effect on the zerg player and were forced to retreat to his main.
I mean I want to hear cause lets say toss went 9/10 gate zeal rush. And zerg went 12 hatch 12 pool in main. That would mean the zeals would have gotten therebefore lings came out and some micriong would have to be done. hehe :D
Fox |
| #11 LuckyNewbie:P[105853] |
| dialup-64.156.38.223.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
Perhaps you missed the warning:
"For those of you who don't know me, I'm a Terran player. Protoss vs. Zerg isn't my specialty for obvious reasons"
would you rather have no speculation as to what it means or obviously wrong hypocritical statements |
| #12 [105854] |
| inehou-pxy03.compaq.com |
What is your problem. So what if you aren't a terran player. You did a report. I'm a rater, I critique your report. If you don't like it then stop posting reports.
I did see that in your report. But still, should I give you a higher rating or not critique your report based on that? Dude you really need to lighten up..
Fox |
| #13 badtz maru[105856] |
| cg2258438-d.adubn1.nj.home.com |
"wow, i dont think there was a single mistake is that sentence !!"
took me a while to figure out is should be in T.T |
| #14 LuckyNewbie:P[105860] |
| dialup-209.245.8.79.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
| It's hard to describe the feeling. The feeling you get when, after so much put in, after it seems just right, to get a resounding "nah" from your supposéd better at the trade. Anger comes to mind, maybe a feeling of futility. I really don't know how to put it in words, and fortunatly you wont have to know what its like. At least not here. Sometimes "lighten up" is just the advice of an ignoramous. Sometimes its just what needs to be done. I think I've gone too far already. I'll just leave for the weekend, maybe then I wont burn all the bridges. It's just a battlereport. |
| #15 stonecoldnewbie[105862] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
| Lucky and Erad for HOF |
| #16 [SM]Strega~F[105866] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
AhAahahhahaha, your next report Fox? When will that be, 2016?
=/
Anywho, I agree with the 7, maybe 7.33. GW
Strega |
| #17 BigD[105868] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
Early game build description would be nice, even if you don't know what it means.
8 |
| #18 hoare[105869] |
| PIPP-p-144-134-197-197.prem.tmns.net.au |
| sweet pictures....i mean dl time :P |
| #19 AkumaSpawn[105870] |
| 171.birmingham04rh16rt.al.dial-access.att.net |
If the early game had been more eventful, I might agree with Fox's assessment. However, since it was apparently lacking thingies worth talking about (and by that, I don't mean build-up, tech, expanding only once), the glaze-over was fairly appropriate.
Sexy report. I like the eight/nine thing range whatever. |
| #20 l)arkSide[105871] |
| spider-syd-aa013.proxy.aol.com |
Good report
9 |
| #21 the()vermind[105874] |
| p69-236.acedsl.com |
| Interesting report, but the early game should have been more descriptive. Other than that, you were fine, I think it deserves an 8, but that's just me |
| #22 |]agomar[105879] |
| StCatherines-ppp109186.sympatico.ca |
The best way to get mucho comments on your reports, Lucky, is to annoy raters! It's the cool thing to do.
I liked this BR - I kind of agree with Fox to an extent about early action, but really I dont look for that type of stuff as much - battles are my thing. The last bit coulda used some big-ass pics to explain all the big battles a little more - that was the biggest dissapointment for me. Some great humour! That article was hilarious. And a big "asdf" to fence boy barcode for dissing Canada while he was talking to me :(.
8. |
| #23 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[105883] |
| h24-67-116-140.cg.shawcable.net |
| Wtf At least a 9 come on!!!! Good Job |
| #24 Winkies[105887] |
| slkcdslgw7PoolC204.slkc.uswest.net |
| Great report, 8 was a good rating, was that dad being serious about that hacking stuff?? My parents were rofl after reading it because I fit like every description |
| #25 DivvyO[105888] |
| kpcrdc.kp.org |
you do realize that article originally came off a news parody site, right? Right?
Anyways, like someone who is one-quarter jewish, this report is not too shabby. |
| #26 Eradicate~Me[105889] |
| pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net |
quit refering to my last report lucky ;[
btw I'm staying out of this, as long as the pics turned out nice I'm a happy man.
Someone rate my pics instead of babbling about the writing ;o |
| #27 ground-LOBP-[105894] |
| syr-24-58-249-106.twcny.rr.com |
yeah, it's scary - i read *all* the comments on that adequacy article and 90% of the people either thought it was real or allowed for the possibility that it might be real
i stopped believing it completely after he called linus torvalds "torovotlos"
black bg all through, gw... except for that chat segment at the end, but i'm guessing that was supposed to be highlighted anyway
writing had some gems, but overall it needed proofreading (like most other battlereports) and some reworking. not unpleasant to read for the most part, however.
images were excellent. props to erad.
8 |
| #28 CaughtNaked[105896] |
| 205.187.255.41 |
| wow, i cant belive i read the whole.... thing! erad make me pics plz! :} and id say this is an easy 8. i wish ppl would stop making me look bad! Ill put out a good report, i promise! |
| #29 LaktoastNtolerent[105897] |
| spider-tk053.proxy.aol.com |
Hahahaha quote the alt text for the java mouse over pic at the end.
"Look out CattleBruiser, I can do java too."
hahahhahaha |
| #30 katome[105900] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| nice read, 8 ^^ |
| #31 .HeeroYuy.[105903] |
| ny-chicagost5a-232.buf.adelphia.net |
| lucky u deserve a 9. :P |
| #32 |||l||||ll|||||[105904] |
| cdm-66-6-209-tylr.cox-internet.com |
i got a quote :O
and "java is so hard" =/
(quotes denote dripping sarcasm (much like hot bacon grease (yum))) |
| #33 badtz maru[105905] |
| cg2258438-d.adubn1.nj.home.com |
wow i found secret part of report -.-
And of course, the scores:
Overview | Units | Structures | Resources
fOr)MergE..: apex
fOr)MergE..: your about
fOr)MergE..: as cool as cancer
Apex-X: -_-
fOr)MergE..: fuckin homo
Apex-X: lol
fOr)MergE..: gg
Apex-X rofl
fOr)MergE..: : (
Apex-X: gg :)
fOr)MergE..: that was like
fOr)MergE..: 20 zeals
Apex-X: i am cheese god sorry
fOr)MergE..: its ok
fOr)MergE..: gg
<Apex-X> my play like newbie make the game look like its good :)
(ya, it sure will)
-.- -.- ho |
| #34 Eradicate~Me[105907] |
| pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net |
| u rock badtz |
| #35 Illgetdroped[105909] |
| pool-162-83-145-234.ny5030.east.verizon.net |
| This deserves more then a 7.5. |
| #36 SatansCookies[105920] |
| cdm-208-250-146-geor.cox-internet.com |
it rules cuz i'm in it now
protoss is so gay |
| #37 binjured[105921] |
| cvg-65-27-241-109.cinci.rr.com |
minus 99999999999999 for that counter-strike comment
plus 2384723849179841363285623846362386723857623578932652893659256238956285762356 for that article. I think i wet myself. |
| #38 Impressed Guy[105923] |
| host-216-77-220-214.fll.bellsouth.net |
Damn Lucky, that was a very entertaining and very well written report.
I don't think I saw a single gramatical error..
Best report I've ever read.
If I could rate I would give you a 10 |
| #39 Laughing Guy[105924] |
| host-216-77-220-214.fll.bellsouth.net |
OMG That T.Reginold Gibbons was one crazy mofo..
I could solve his article in about 2 sentances.
1 His son was a comp geek who loves video games, needed a better ISP and vid card because Quake wouldnt run on his normal Compaq POS. Peter was you avg comp geek teen, hence the spiked/dyed hair and new baggy/bright clothes.
Mr. Gibbons, you have just been owned. |
| #40 ZerG~LinG[105928] |
| p418-042.ppp.get2net.dk |
Pretty good stuff, although i dont think my modem will function properly for months after this and Dagomar's.
8 |
| #41 Cataclysmic[105933] |
| 198.165.73.13 |
/me pats his cable modem
Ahh thats the stuff, keep em coming guys :)
9.5 |
| #42 Twip[105934] |
| port-208.gall-ts2.cloh.net |
| Yes, all of the most stylin' computer geeks around where I live all have spiked/dyed hair and baggy day-glo clothes. It's because it's what the KEWL hackers do! |
| #43 derek[105959] |
| AC926F9B.ipt.aol.com |
the pictures were excellent
the writing was good
overall 9 |
| #44 Flyingsquirrel[105962] |
| dhcp104-22-151-24.nm01-c5.cpe.charter-ne.com |
| HEHE luckynewbie was on bnet when he was oding this report, so he was in a replay lobby thing, and I figured out the password, and told 4 othe rpeople to come in, lol and every came in and we all talking, and then luckynewbie wakes up, and we pissed him off, he eventually banned me, which pissed me off....grrrrrrrrrrrr |
| #45 LuckyNewbie:P[105983] |
| dialup-63.211.245.77.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
clan ~Nohunters is a "replay lobby"?
guess the password this time!
Lucky1//?
you should work for the nsa as a code breaker, your a prodigy |
| #46 FlyingSquirrel[105997] |
| dhcp104-22-151-24.nm01-c5.cpe.charter-ne.com |
you were int he game already. well I'm not saying it was a hard password, because it was easy, but it still made you pretty mad, hehehe.
Maybe I will work for the NSA! lol |
| #47 |]agomar[105998] |
| StCatherines-ppp109242.sympatico.ca |
Estimated age for "Flying Squirrel:"
10 |
| #48 Eradicate~Me[106002] |
| pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net |
| rofl |
#49  [106030] |
| h66-38-206-84.gtconnect.net |
nice read, gooo apex
8 |
| #50 Eradicate~Me[106033] |
| pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net |
yay 3 8's and a 7.
fu fox ;[ |
| #51 uiCk[106235] |
| modemcable098.144-203-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
quotes were gosu.
"Playing BGH is like having sex with fat woman, its cool until someone finds out"
- WSSO
T.t |
| #52 Arsenic[106257] |
| sdn-ar-003nmalbuP023.dialsprint.net |
awesome report guys. Flawless grammer, hilarious and sick pictures. what more could a guy ask for. Took me like 20 mins to figure out the "There is nothing wrong is this sentence" thing T_T good report GL HF GG
9 |
| #53 ground-LOBP-[106297] |
| syr-24-58-249-106.twcny.rr.com |
| flawless grammer indeed |
| #54 RedcloaK[1][106724] |
| 63.92.154.254 |
| I don't know why you expect Freak to give you expert advice on Zerg when he's an adverage player. |
| #55 RedcloaK[1][106725] |
| 63.92.154.254 |
| Adverage for life. |
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