#1  [104899] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
| This has been another "bored at work" production. |
| #2 Phobos_ColZ[104900] |
| ACA13B1B.ipt.aol.com |
| This is another "bored because it's Christmas holidays and my job is only 7 months a year" comment. Anyway, it's a Dref story, so it has to be worthwhile. |
| #3 yoda[104901] |
| ricky.mwt.net |
you cant pee through boxers + khakis no matter how bad you gotta go
i just tested it |
| #4 [104902] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
Yes you can.
I tested it...
You don't think I research these stories? :P |
| #5 ShadowShambler[104903] |
| berri121.sa.ozland.net.au |
5th
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| #6 Krebster[104904] |
| ACAEC96C.ipt.aol.com |
| this was really really stupid |
| #7 Mep[104905] |
| A040-0009.PHL2.splitrock.net |
Another bored at home having no life comment.
Funny...sad thing is up until 3/4 of the way through I thought this was non fictional. |
| #8 Goatzilla[104906] |
| adsl-64-109-41-69.dsl.clevoh.ameritech.net |
| It was ... interesting to say the least, but sadly I must agree with Krebs. |
| #9 stonecoldnewbie[104907] |
| 24.245.64.22 |
| it was ok i guess your others were a lot better tho |
| #10 stacrafty[104908] |
| proxy.xtra.co.nz |
yeah dresfab I don't even get that bored at work.. but company bandwidth rocks huh??
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| #11 [104910] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
| its quiet on the weekends ;) No outside Internet access though. |
| #12 Shepherd[104912] |
| res104a-011.rh.rit.edu |
| mmmm...pissing contest...mmmm |
| #13 [SM]Strega~F[104914] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
Seriously, while the story may have been damn funny at points, I think the very last line of the entire thing is the best.
"Yes, I copyrighted a story about piss..."
Anyway, I prefer the crazy strat reports, but this was still pretty enjoyable. 7.5?
Strega |
| #14 CKane[104915] |
| 12-233-180-15.client.attbi.com |
| This was stupid |
| #15 Tanks-A-Lot[104916] |
| 144.13.231.224 |
| This was good shit mang! |
| #16 Mjotnar[104918] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
Story was doing pretty good. Then all of a sudden there's an alien sitting on your couch waiting to pee on you. Crazy O_O.
Heh, best part was "That's right, I copyrighted a story about piss... " |
| #17 Testicular_Pugilist[104919] |
| sttldslgw27poolD141.sttl.uswest.net |
Thought it was real up until that part about the CNN story. I don't know if I found it as humorous as you intended, but I preferred this to watching TV. 5.5
Up Over and Out
-- The Puncher of Balls |
#18  [104920] |
| crtntx1-ar7-4-61-017-236.vz.dsl.gtei.net |
| RIFK |
| #19 badtz maru[104921] |
| cg2258438-d.adubn1.nj.home.com |
| you had me going first half , then the alien part got me off =[[[[ good thing |
| #20 John[104923] |
| adsl-63-206-89-182.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| its ok had me going it was non fiction till the end |
| #21 Spuzz[104924] |
| di181.opencominc.com |
Hah, nice little story, it kept my interest. I guess you can't piss on some guys' mothers without severe retribution.
Spuzz |
| #22 Goatzilla[104926] |
| adsl-64-109-41-69.dsl.clevoh.ameritech.net |
| I cant believe some ppl thought this was real : wouldnt the names be a tip off? |
| #23 BichWine[104927] |
| pool-63.52.229.79.ipls.grid.net |
| dref, do you live in richmond indiana? |
| #24 DivvyO[104928] |
| adsl-66-123-55-196.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| This will raise Dref's rookmark 1 more point. |
| #25 DivvyO[104929] |
| adsl-66-123-55-196.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| PS WTF is it doing in the Starcraft section? |
| #26 Anti-Progress[104930] |
| wdsr53-p1-167.daktel.net |
| I said it before and I'll say it again. Weird things happen when Dref gets bored. |
| #27 [104933] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
| DivvyO, the word starcraft is in it... |
| #28 katome[104938] |
| h24-82-14-88.ed.shawcable.net |
| lol stupid yes but hilarious :) is the thing about work real tho? ouch ;[ |
| #29 Twip[104939] |
| port-52.gall-ts1.cloh.net |
lol Dref, I actually liked this.
You know, there really is a difference between this and that 'story' that was posted in the forum last week that made no real sense and had no semblence of plot. Maybe some of it had to do with the first half of it making me wonder whether or not it was true. Hehe. |
#30  [104940] |
| 206.214.215.232 |
| Lots of inside jokes on this one =] |
| #31 [104941] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
| Story in the forum? Which one? |
| #32 EMS[104942] |
| nabrown.vassar.edu |
Ok, I definitely thought this was true, for a longer time period thatn I would like to admitt. After that I was laughing my ass off. Definitly bizzarr dude, but just barely bizzarr enough to be fucking hilarious without pissing people off (let alone pissing on thier mothers). Great job, even though I come to the site to see sc reports its nice to get a break from that,
EMS
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| #33 Mattkid[104943] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| Jeez, I thought that stuff was true ;) |
#34  [104944] |
| dhcp024-166-066-049.neo.rr.com |
| Dref... sometimes you really REALLY scare me. ;) |
| #35 WarLeaderJustin[104947] |
| adsl-64-166-108-192.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
If you piss on my mom, I'd have to kill you.
LoL, gotta love mocking MCTFB.. |
| #36 [104950] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
ROFL!
He emailed that story to me. I told him it was nice if you like letters to Penthouse... :D |
| #37 LuckyNewbie:P[104953] |
| dialup-209.245.6.28.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
What the hey is this?
I post a report then you go and post two. Are you waiting or something, man? |
| #38 |||l||||ll|||||[104954] |
| cdm-66-6-25-tylr.cox-internet.com |
dref you are pretty sick
you should write stuff like this for TV movies |
| #39 jimbrAdy[104956] |
| ACA2F254.ipt.aol.com |
| rofl ahaha that's hilarious |
| #40 Carni[104958] |
| 203-79-95-173.apx0.paradise.net.nz |
That was very very funny. Good shit man
|
| #41 TelferProject[104960] |
| sdn-ar-003kylouiP018.dialsprint.net |
| I agree with |||l||||ll||||| (did I spell that right? heh). But you can't just do any TV movies, they must be cheesy 80's style B-Movies. Then you can create a huge fanbase and overthrow the world with merchandise. Isn't economy cool? |
| #42 Napoleic[104962] |
| px2ht.ok.shawcable.net |
lol
'tinkle' |
| #43 RubiksCube[104963] |
| cache2.shlink.de |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Humans *arrogant snort*
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| #44 Jabba[104965] |
| 213.151.82.106 |
| Gay |
| #45 [104966] |
| 213.151.82.106 |
| But good :) |
| #46 SCV~007[104968] |
| h155n2fls33o984.telia.com |
Hahaha nice dref. At first I thought you were talking about the S&T forum, so I thought you were serious up untill the FBI part ;)
I have to agree with yoda though, you can't piss through that clothing, even if they're saturated the piss will only come out in drops or just pour out on the floor ^^.
"That's right, I copywrited a story about piss..."
That should be a quote. |
| #47 Breeze[104971] |
| 62.176.93.129 |
| Wow the first half or so was scary, very realistic for some reason |
| #48 Sovereignty[104986] |
| wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com |
| Haha. I liked it up until the alien part. Kinda lost interest after that. And if you can pee through boxers AND khaki's, you should be damn proud. |
| #49 Sudo Nym[105000] |
| spider-te062.proxy.aol.com |
that has got to have been the most hilarious "alien-kills-people-but-cant-stand-piss" stories I have ever read. It is atleast in the top 3.
"That was quite a pissing contest son."
oh and 50th!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| #50 Big Nate[105004] |
| us1.pharmacia.com |
Great. Absolutely great. And I believe that you actually could piss through boxers and khakis. Those guys who said they tried and couldn't, have never tried it with a pee-sensitive alien about to cut their head off. They say it's amazing what the human body can do when under duress. If an average guy can lift a car off an accident victim, then Dref can shoot pee hard enough to shoot through boxers & khakis. Ok this is ridiculous...
-Big |
| #51 [105009] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
| haha, these comments are hilarious :D |
| #52 [105010] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
One small thing that nobody picked up on that was supposed to be forshadowing for the alien to come but is pretty vague.
The handle is [EWE]Effo
Ewe - U
Eff - F
O - O
U-F-O
UFO
Get it?
*cough* |
| #53 LuckyNewbie:P[105011] |
| dialup-63.211.241.114.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
ya your gay. go back to posting reports right after i post mine so that ----
*cries*
;] |
| #54 Zeratul[105014] |
| dialup-63.210.215.65.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
Hehe, I thought it was non-fiction till about the half point. Very creative, and the piss part was pretty funny :)
8 |
| #55 Squad[105017] |
| h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net |
| this was probably the craziest fanfic i have ever read. why do i get the feeling that the alien is mctfb or something. it's rather creepy.... |
| #56 [EWE]Effo[105019] |
| spider-mtc-tl043.proxy.aol.com |
| You're all dead. |
| #57 Testicular_Pugilist[105031] |
| sttldslgw27poolD115.sttl.uswest.net |
The pissing through clothes thing might be possible if maybe you're hanging out of your boxers. Regardless, if you managed to fire off a stream of urine through pants, there's DEFINITELY going to be some kind of damage. I think your bladder would implode or something... I could be wrong.
Pisser par votre pantalon implodes votre réservoir souple
-- Le perforateur des testicules |
#58  [105043] |
| 203.98.135.2 |
| haha awesome :) |
| #59 CovalentBond[105044] |
| 216-61-223-192.dialup.cyberback.com |
| heh, nice. But i knew it was fiction when you said you were spending time with your "girlfriend":D |
| #60 [EWE]Effo[105045] |
| 12-228-48-119.client.attbi.com |
| I don't think that it's funny at all. |
| #61 Drintr[105047] |
| 66.60.184.32 |
Oh [EWE]Effo, let's not be pissy about this whole thing.
Peace and Love,
Drintr |
| #62 KepowOB[105051] |
| HSE-Montreal-ppp3471252.sympatico.ca |
I have to say you had me going for awhile, then it got to a point when I was wondering.
Good writting, and once I realized it wasn't real it was pretty funny :] |
| #63 [EWE}Effo[105081] |
| 205-222-90-182.mcps.k12.md.us |
| Your all next. O, shit, im dead... |
| #64 CaughtNaked[105082] |
| 205-222-90-182.mcps.k12.md.us |
| lol, was great! :} go dref, ill go check ur site now and pray for updates. |
| #65 ZerG~LinG[105095] |
| p411-078.ppp.get2net.dk |
What can i say? this rocked man!
And yes i too thought is was 100% real, but when you metioned ufo's and u being on tv and everything... well lets just say i had my doubts. :)
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| #66 Krebster[105110] |
| ACA6083B.ipt.aol.com |
| wtf |
| #67 Eradicate~Me[105140] |
| pa-millscreek2a-174.buf.adelphia.net |
| I won't sleep at all tonite ;[ |
| #68 [105164] |
| ppp-206-170-33-241.okld03.pacbell.net |
| |
| #69 LuckyNewbie:P[105171] |
| dialup-209.245.15.162.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
| well put drefsab |
| #70 LuckyNewbie:P[105172] |
| dialup-209.245.15.162.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
| wait a minute! poser! |
| #71 Sevwall[105174] |
| spider-mtc-ta083.proxy.aol.com |
| funny shit, best comment goes to testicular pugilist with the bladder damage theory, made me actually laugh out loud. dref=funny |
| #72 Dino Din[105201] |
| nr2-216-196-136-159.fuse.net |
| uve truly gone fishing |
| #73 Mondlicht[105232] |
| 212.199.6.85 |
If u'd just replace the blue alien with a pimpled geek...id believe the wole thing...
:)
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| #74 Disrupter64[105257] |
| NET-PPP21.CC.UREGINA.CA |
| It was really funy :). I thought the whole thing was real untill up to the alien. The descreption of the alien was a little stupid though. |
| #75 Kodiak8[105261] |
| proxy3-mel.alphalink.com.au |
LOL.... ROFL....
Well done. Had me going till the halfway mark. Some permenent quotes in there... hehehehehe... |
| #76 GOOD.GRIEF[105364] |
| 66.95.50.170 |
I have a theory. It is widely known that the Beatles somewhat scoffed at the public's indescriminate admiration of even their "lesser" songs. I think John wrote "I am the Walrus" just to prove that people would hop onto any Beatles song, no matter how freaking stupid and nonsensical it was.
Theory, Part Two:
I am the Walrus is to the Beatles as...
You Pissed Off the Wrong Guy is to Drefsab
Coo coo ca choo |
| #77 Man_Eating_Shoe[105375] |
| zzz-216043192098.splitrock.net |
Heh Funny story dref,i believed u till the part about the alien sitting on ur couch :Pthe only way ill belive that one is if u have pictures if u do, email is man_eating_Shoe_bl@hotmail.com
i give it a 8.5 |
| #78 Shoe again[105376] |
| zzz-216043192098.splitrock.net |
| [EWE]effo is still alive how could u have disolved him?¿Heh i knew it was fictional,i like ur battle reports tho |
| #79 Man_Eating_Shoe[105394] |
| zzz-216043192098.splitrock.net |
| YOU KNOW WHY DREFSAB HASNT SAID NE THING LATLY!I HAVE KILLED HIM!first i caught him in a dark alley the i took a 20 callibur tommy gun and blew him full of holes.tha simple.RIH DREFSAB MUAHAHAHAHAHA (RIH= REST IN HELL) |
| #80 Rowdy[105474] |
| adsl-64-123-174-218.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net |
Oh, GG.
"That's right... I copyrighted a story about piss."
=] Good job, Dref. |
| #81 zC)15_kaOs[105480] |
| ACB7E246.ipt.aol.com |
Comment #80....... u got issues
good shit dref, funny funny funny. and weird ^^
Peace
-KAoS |
| #82 [105521] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
RE: #77
You are incorrect. John Lenon cowrote an album with yoko-whatever the hell her name was. They were both naked on the cover. It was supposed to be some sort of experimental album. It flopped. |
| #83 Templar569[105553] |
| 168.168.234.199 |
| Very cool, Dref. A little rushed, but then you said it was. Still, I didn't expect Effo to be an alien allergic to piss. :) |
| #84 Sexy^Orangutang[105570] |
| 12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com |
| this was funny, but When Two Worlds Collide owns the shit out of any other fic uve done |
| #85 Fractal_Wave[105672] |
| h24-80-215-77.gv.shawcable.net |
time to retire dref ;p
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #86 lolz[105681] |
| alb-66-66-244-230.nycap.rr.com |
| thought it was true till the part about cnn.....nice story though |
| #87 Shadow D'arc[105741] |
| spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com |
How far into it IS true, and when did you start makin shit up? I'd buy it up to the actually going to the forum, with your boss' bitch and all. Ah well.
NO ONE IS - SAFE
Shadow D'Arc |
| #88 [EWE]Effo's lil nigga friend[105768] |
| 12-248-243-247.client.attbi.com |
| fuck y'all |
| #89 no one[105840] |
| adsl-214-22-103.asm.bellsouth.net |
| What is with putting a copyright on a battle report? Do you think someone is going to steal this and sell it or something? lol |
| #90 Agent BoB[106194] |
| ryd3-56k-062.tpgi.com.au |
i thought it was real until about 1/3 of the way through, then "When Two Worlds Collide" popped into my head and something clicked in my 14 watt brain. Anyways, can anyone else see how this resembles that old fan-fic?
Whoa, I just looked through a couple of back pages I had saved on my Hard Drive, When Two Worlds Collide is by Dresfab as well
Dresfab:
you have like, definately been watching too many slasher flicks, go rent something light, like Dr Dolittle 2 or Muppets Treasure Isle or something! |
| #91 Disgruntled Retard[112149] |
| spider-we074.proxy.aol.com |
I feel like a complete retard believing all of it until the alien sitting on the couch.
And after drinking 10 glasses of water in half an hour i still cant get my piss to shoot outta my pants and boxers. My hats off to those of you who can. |
| #92 [126986] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| Can |
| #93 [126987] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| it |
| #94 [126988] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| make |
| #95 [126989] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| to |
| #96 [126990] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| 100? |
| #97 [126991] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| yes |
| #98 [126992] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| it can |
| #99 Alien14[126993] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| Wooo 100th |
| #100 jimmy[131741] |
| 144.138.240.159 |
"That's right, I copyrighted a story about piss... "
hmmm
ah well
oh no 101
-NOTJIMMY |
| #101 PeaceableGhost[151502] |
| adsl-68-249-8-13.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net |
So this is a really old report to be commenting on.
I had figured the [EWE]Effo was for something like "u f o"... only couldn't help extending that to "you f*** off" or something... |
| #102 [EWE]Effo[152621] |
| adsl-63-204-248-180.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
I believed it up to the point where it talks about pissing to kill
him ><..
Oh wait...
Thats me...
I'm going to kill you and pee all over you... :P UFO
(Inster varies quotes) :P
End transmission :P
U-F-O out :P
p00t
:P
:P
:P |
| #103 wakiki[154033] |
| cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Heh, I believed it up until the point where....wait, I believe the whole thing! |
| #104 Dibbler[154883] |
| 194.151.4.99 |
| Well, for one it is clear to me that the alien is a smurf, you just forgot to describe the white, floppy hat. Guess that's where the term "smurfing" derives from. |
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