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#1 TerrenMahem[104355]
63.36.137.118
1st!!!
HappyJoyHappyJoy
now to read :D



#2 [104360]
206.214.215.93
HAHA!

Second comment and I took time out to make you a front page news item first.

733t liek Johnny!



#3 stonecoldnewbie[104362]
24.245.64.22
sexy
u r so hot do me plz
#4 [SM]Strega~F[104371]
proxy7.senet.com.au
Give me map gogogog


Strega


#5 Pualee[104373]
192.240.74.44
I am big Penis what is drunk and likies you battle report.

10!!!!!!

omg i am so drunk

5th!!!!





#6 Testicular_Pugilist[104375]
65.102.188.37
That's about the funniest report I've read in a while. I'm off to read the second installment now...

Bzzort
-- The Puncher of Balls


#7 Me[104380]
sdcax53-176.dialup.optusnet.com.au
7th!
off to read second part.
#8 BOBBY357[104385]
spider-wo012.proxy.aol.com
good report.
#9 Long_Patrol[104387]
65.33.106.151.wintersprings-ubr-a.cfl.rr.com
top 10!!!!
#10 Dino Din[104388]
dynamic-152-183.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
u didn't make a news item, fucking liar
#11 [104389]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
Wow, this report was good! I like your writing DivvyO, it makes me laugh. And this was a fucking great idea for a battlereport. This is the first one I've read start to finish in about a month. Cheers to you.

Dref

#12 livingexception[104397]
spider-mtc-ta013.proxy.aol.com
It's times like these when everyone comes out of the woodworks. And for good reason. I'll shut up until part 2 though.
#13 Twip[104400]
port-108.gall-ts2.cloh.net
I like this.

Lessons Learned:
· MCTFB is DivvyO's niece who randomly comes up to him and screams "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!" and runs away, giggling.
· DivvyO is quick to stereotype people. Such as going ahead and assuming that Dagger only has one single butthole. You evil presuming person you.



#14 Sync[104401]
cs2416234-191.houston.rr.com
BZZORT!
#15 simeon2000[104404]
dhcp065-025-091-060.neo.rr.com
Impressive.

Most impressive.
#16 Slings[104407]
spider-mtc-te071.proxy.aol.com
if dagger = GC I would like to know why she wasn't immediately exterminated? ;o)

IF NOT THEN WHY LET FROST LIVE he takes advantage of mentally unstable young women who are abused by their fathers :o(

ONCE HE'S DEAD - it's obvious that your duty to the empire requires Fessor's head on a pole

eh, then ya I think it's obvious what comes next - I run out of people to hate and become terribly depressed. ;o)
#17 Frost[104409]
spider-ntc-tc022.proxy.aol.com
Slings you already sound depressed.
#18 Triped[104432]
63.85.132.17
Good stuff DivvyO

You are a good writer
#19 LuckyNewbie:P[104433]
dialup-63.211.240.177.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
wang owns just for that comment... omg hahahahaha gg frost
#20 No I don't son[104441]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I sound perky, just look at my nipples
#21 Anti-Progress[104537]
wdsr53-p1-99.daktel.net
The best report in quite a while! BZZORT! Damn, that's catchy.
#22 Timex Watches Own[104543]
129.252.101.18
Man this battle report straight sucks with a weak attempt at humor on a lame game played on a lamer map. LOL this would have actually been funny about 10 years ago I guess. Nice try but heres a tip...stop trying DivvO.
#23 znzf[104843]
CPE00201867e97e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
report starts off with intro of BEST MOVIE EVER but doesnt' continue with pics of it , half themed :(
#24 TFE-torankusu[111718]
clarendon.sboe.org
Ahaha. Pualee -- when are you not drunk? ;P

Nice report. I was searching for "fd-dagger" to see what kinda reports I'd find on her.. she's my sister. lmao

And it's funny.. Wangsonn plays with my brother. Anyway, gg.
#25 [nE]Enkurkur[111915]
okc-65-30-195-182.mmcable.com
ur reports kick ass. damn
#26 MESPEAKGOODUSA[113761]
24-205-50-143.glen-dyn.charterpipeline.net
i know dagger!
lol
#27 .[113809]
pool-141-155-143-152.ny5030.east.verizon.net
dag her
#28 .[113810]
bgp410610bgs.medwln01.nj.comcast.net
ray norak
#29 TFE-torankusu[115840]
clarendon.sboe.org
STFU.
#30 endersshadow[133826]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
DivvyO, you are God's helper monkey. I mean that as a compliment ;)
#31 Dagger[134362]
clarendon.sboe.org
:D I like j00r writing.. and what does "GC" mean?

"if dagger = GC I would like to know why she wasn't immediately exterminated? ;o)"

thx imma n00b. laterz

#32 Raynorak[145422]
162.84.128.210
dogger



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