| #1 john[102511] |
| adsl-63-206-91-190.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| 1st |
| #2 CKane[102512] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| :o |
| #3 CKane[102513] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
read the first two setences. realised that the rest was probably not worth reading.
wheee :o |
| #4 me[102515] |
| 206.196.147.110 |
this guy is one of those 12 year old zit popping ego mania driven behind daddies machine kinda guys ! *ie fuck you again
#3 ckane[102513] feel fre to do your worst to him =) |
| #5 TerrenMahem[102516] |
| 1Cust157.tnt2.dfw9.da.uu.net |
| HOLY BANANA!! GET THE MAN AN ENGLISH TEACHER, STAT! |
| #6 CrackHeadJeb[102517] |
| mu-196069.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Sheesh, this is not a battlereport.
What an unreadable piece of crap. I can only take so many of these before I become bitter like garett.
-CHJ |
| #7 Dino Din[102519] |
| dynamic-149-101.dorm.natpool.uc.edu |
| Delete |
| #8 LuckyNewbie:P[102520] |
| user-33qto6r.dialup.mindspring.com |
| was that entirely one sentence? |
| #9 John[102521] |
| adsl-63-206-91-190.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Sorry but get paragraphs next time thxbtw this report sucked delete thx |
| #10 Delete[102522] |
| spider-mtc-te054.proxy.aol.com |
| Don't Patronize yourself at some self rightess asshole. If Battlenet wronged you STOP PLAYING. Find somthing else to do. Besides you dont own the best game ever. Warcraft rules. |
| #11 StoneColdNewbie[102523] |
| 24.245.65.200 |
hey i read the first and last sentence and have come to one conclusion
No, fuck YOU
jew |
| #12 isuckabigone[102524] |
| 66.56.0.197 |
| haha. worsts grammar and spelling i have ever seen. almost unreadable. lol, i couldnt continue past the first 2 sentences. learn to write man. peace. |
| #13 sMs.NT[102525] |
| dialups-526.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| hehehe i love the coments =D i suguest a diffrent game, options its the spice o'life |
| #14 Shadow D'Arc[102526] |
| spider-ti064.proxy.aol.com |
Quick! Get this man a penis!
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #15 imdeadhi[102528] |
| cdm-66-6-157-tylr.cox-internet.com |
| del/ban |
| #16 iggy[102530] |
| adsl-64-167-14-186.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| igggggggggggggy |
| #17 funnymarx[102531] |
| dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu |
What are you guys talking about....
Do you realize that there was more to this?
We only got the end of the sentence!
1 pic=1000 words...
Shoulda posted one picture instead.
--funnymarx
"Are these your gloves? I found them in your trunk." |
| #18 Maelgor[102532] |
| dhcp2-59-239.resnet.unca.edu |
| Kekeke...f u... |
| #19 NotDefault[102533] |
| h24-80-1-16.vs.shawcable.net |
What a short "report". The only one I've ever seen that is just one sentence.
*gag*
Seriously, give that a -5 or something (admins, implement negative ratings if you have too). I've seen 1 rated stuff that is better and more coherant. I was really determined to read it too (just to determine the extent of its stinkiness), even after I scanned the whole thing and realized it was probably just an anti-hacking diatribe. I couldn't. After getting through 5-10 lines (I didn't count), I just couldn't read it any more.
NotDefault |
| #20 NotDefault[102534] |
| h24-80-1-16.vs.shawcable.net |
Also, why are there random punctuation marks thrown in? Such as " and *?
NotDefault |
| #21 [SM]Strega~F[102535] |
| proxy4.senet.com.au |
e^(-ln10)
Strega |
| #22 (...Blaze...)[102537] |
| wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net |
| retard |
| #23 BOBBY357[102538] |
| spider-mtc-tb071.proxy.aol.com |
| wow. this report was the holy piss pot of the god awful state this site is in. someone, plz del/ban this complete and utter clown dick ASAP. |
| #24 ZerG~LinG[102539] |
| p416-106.ppp.get2net.dk |
at first i really planned to make a long comment on this, but i just cant. it sucks. oh and btw do you see this -->.<---
it a small dot that keeps the readability up. now u know :( |
| #25 paxaz[102540] |
| 63.166.22.16 |
| i liked it! |
| #26 Killah![102541] |
| 206.99.34.53 |
dear god, your english teacher must be a drunk. Doesn't anyone know english anymore?
My only regret in life is that I read that whole thing. |
| #27 mneeuh[102542] |
| spider-tf044.proxy.aol.com |
| mneeuh |
| #28 Gojky[102543] |
| proxy3.uq.edu.au |
| This Comments section is more entertaining than this report. Bahahahaha. |
| #29 Mattkid[102544] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| Don't post this on a report..forum or prefebally not at all :) |
| #30 Nafarias[102545] |
| 170.89.46.124 |
Well - it is the first report this site has had for almost a week and a half so if nothing else it gives the masses something to look at.
Nathan |
| #31 Baz[102546] |
| spider-wn042.proxy.aol.com |
I'm probly the only person that actually read the paper, and I agree wholeheartedly, what's the point of a system like b.net where simple hackers take all the top spots...I'd be 100x more fun, and there'd be alot less hackers (there will never be none...just less) if there was no rating system at all, and it was just a place to play games.
btw, you can't judge this simply for "not being a battlereport"
xld's got gold and that's just as much a battlereport as this was...you can however, judge it for the grammar...bleh =( |
| #32 Baz[102547] |
| spider-wn042.proxy.aol.com |
| btw PKers fucking suck |
| #33 Star134_Marl_[102548] |
| spider-te084.proxy.aol.com |
| If you're that concerned about a computer game, seek help. Get your life together. |
#34  [102549] |
| imsbbcf01c.netvigator.com |
| this is the only battlereport that I'm able to rate without reading anything. |
| #35 NinjaX[102550] |
| eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us |
| wow, this really sucked *ie it really sucked please dont write anything ever again *ie go to hell |
| #36 NinjaX[102551] |
| eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us |
#31 "btw, you can't judge this simply for "not being a battlereport"
xld's got gold and that's just as much a battlereport as this was..."
.....what? this was in no way like xlds. this was shit, xlds was not shit. |
| #37 Zeratul[102553] |
| dialup-209.246.71.139.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| Um, next time please use paragraphs and correct your grammar? :( |
| #38 imdeadhi[102556] |
| cdm-66-7-11-tylr.cox-internet.com |
i just decided to read it..
and one reference to buying a new computer due to internal problems due to hacking... this shows just what a stupid fuck you really are, idiots on battle.net "hacking" your computer so that you need a new one? FUCKING. STUPID. thx
also you misspelled "sheer" near the beg |
| #39 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[102557] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| Rockin Report |
| #40 Flare[102558] |
| spider-mtc-te052.proxy.aol.com |
Ooooh! I have something that you might be better off doing (as opposed to sitting on the comp 24-7)
Do yor homwerk to lern to write.
|
| #41 ::Geist::[102559] |
| h24-79-190-212.lm.shawcable.net |
You have my sincerest condolences...
-Geist |
| #42 KillerCorps[102560] |
| pc-19-89.mountaincable.net |
| Im not much of a commenting person but, I have to say this "report" was the worst thing that I have ever seen on this site and I agree it should get a negative. |
| #43 CaughtNaked[102561] |
| 206.215.11.201 |
Plan A
A) Get a life.
B) Make sure it doesnt involve this site in anyway.
Plan B
A) Hang yourself.
Forum next time. |
| #44 Shadow D'Arc[102566] |
| spider-ti053.proxy.aol.com |
I reccomend plan B. That way we won't have to deal with your eventual booger-spawn.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #45 stonecoldnewbie[102571] |
| 24.245.65.200 |
wow this got 40 comments
i think ill just again say
no, fuck YOU
jew |
| #46 StealthSquirrel[102588] |
| spider-ntc-td042.proxy.aol.com |
| Holy friggin' donkey boogers. My brain is no longer working properly after trying to read that one large sentance outloud, i passed out from lack of oxygen after a while.. |
| #47 Shadow D'Arc[102619] |
| spider-mtc-ta041.proxy.aol.com |
I'd say quote that if it idn't sound like you were trying to be quoted. Good try, tho.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #48 Shadow D'Arc[102620] |
| spider-mtc-ta041.proxy.aol.com |
Whoa, our IPs are only off by 3 Points. Quite strange.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #49 MrFacist[102628] |
| spider-wa032.proxy.aol.com |
| Ouch! that hurt my eyes jstu looking at the darn thing paragraphs man, break it up. besides this is more of a rant on your exploits on b.net isnt it? well at least you posted |
| #50 Me[102632] |
| sdcax48-040.dialup.optusnet.com.au |
Errr..... If u say so....
|
| #51 kidonfire[102633] |
| 202.188.198.216 |
| myeyesaregoogleeyedfromreadingthisbattlereportonelongbattlereportinasentence,likemine;l) |
| #52 [102634] |
| 202.188.198.216 |
comment [fls]prozerran ;) i like it
"this is the only battlereport that I'm able to rate without reading anything." |
| #53 BOBBY357[102636] |
| spider-mtc-tb021.proxy.aol.com |
| lol @ comment 31. comparing this crap to xld's. lol. |
| #54 Cataclsymic[102639] |
| ce-crbk-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net |
Good message, bad portrayel.
Try to make it actually readable thx.
I read about 20 words and i got a headache.
|
| #55 astante[102640] |
| proxy.westbelt.calltech.com |
| Well, you defintely got the first part right, you don't have a life and you ARE a loser. Shut the fuck up and leave. |
| #56 Baz[102643] |
| spider-tq064.proxy.aol.com |
I'm not comparing quality to xld's at all, his is far better than this
I'm just saying that neither of them are battle reports, that's all
actually, going back and reading the comments again, I don't even remember or see what comment I was referring too...o well |
| #57 Baz[102644] |
| spider-tq064.proxy.aol.com |
actually, I think it was CHJs comment (#6)
saying that this wasn't a battlereport, where xld's wasn't a battlereport either, and it got gold
point is that whether it's a BR or not, it doesn't make a diff |
| #58 Sovereignty[102655] |
| wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com |
*Hits realgamer with a FORUM stick*
I don't care if you're mad that people hack and it ruins your game. Do you think you're the only one who has been pk'd or had a 2v2 turn into a 3v1? NO. It happens. You wasted about 20 minutes (or 18 seconds, if I had to guess from the grammar) whining and complaining about something that has been whined and complained about dozens of times before. Shoo fly, don't bother us.
P.S. To those of you who think this is all one sentence, you couldn't be more wrong. It's actually 3 :) |
| #59 CaughtNaked[102676] |
| 206.215.14.63 |
"*Hits realgamer with a FORUM stick*"
-Sovereignty |
| #60 garett[102688] |
| cdm-66-51-219-tylr.cox-internet.com |
oh my god, get the fuck out
btw hi CHJ ; |
| #61 CaughtNaked[102690] |
| 206.215.11.72 |
| not baned yet? :{ |
| #62 Eriador[102733] |
| ti500710a080-0446.bb.online.no |
sweet holy mother of fuck, this was the most incoherent babble ive ever read.
and I only read 5 lines ;/
|
| #63 Eradicate~Me[102744] |
| AC891544.ipt.aol.com |
"i play "bnet" 24/7 and am a complete fucking idiot with no life, yet i like to ie* complain about hackers and item stealers and say ever*y computer game sucks, thats why i continue playing*"
please quote the entire report under frost's name. |
| #64 Killah![102759] |
| 206.99.34.53 |
Fabulous! Truly, a well thought out master piece.
I give it 2 fingers up! <^> ( -_- ) <^>
|
| #65 Arsenic[102878] |
| sdn-ar-003nmalbuP216.dialsprint.net |
| Wow... |
| #66 xld[103042] |
| spider-we021.proxy.aol.com |
| pipe down loser |
| #67 Nuggin[103315] |
| spider-tm052.proxy.aol.com |
| You sir, are an embarressment to mankind |
| #68 bevis[103409] |
| iras-5-97.ucdavis.edu |
| he expresses his feeling well. i can understand what he said and agree with him. I don't see why you guys bash him so much just because his grammar. Maybe this is not a battle report, but it is closed related to our interest, else there wouldn't be so many responses. Don't you guys realize something? English is slowly evolved to be a global laguage. of course its grammar will change, as long as it can serve its purpose: to communicate, it is just fine. if you guys can't read, that's just because your laziness to adopt the new style casual English. we are here to discuss game not english literature. Get over it man. i don't see why a battlenet ethusiam can not express his feeling here. Battlereports.com is open for everybody, not just for fluent english speaker, and if you don't like his report, nobody will care. |
| #69 YOUSTUPIDFAG08[103420] |
| cookie.stuy.edu |
| FUCK OFF FAGGOT |
| #70 Arsenic[106255] |
| sdn-ar-003nmalbuP023.dialsprint.net |
bevis. are you actually defending this report?? i can sum up what this entire report said in 30 sec.s using much better grammer by the way. "I play on battle.net. I am sick of hackers. They make the game unfair and unfun for us legit players. People steal my items and turn 2v2s into 3v1s."
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