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-WilliamWC3




#1 GosuInABox[102376]
spider-tf064.proxy.aol.com
First! Does anybody really care?
#2 GosuInABox[102377]
spider-tf064.proxy.aol.com
Second! Now you all hate me don't you.
#3 luae42[102378]
64-60-21-42-cust.telepacific.net
no



;)



#4 GosuInABox[102379]
spider-tf064.proxy.aol.com
Third! Nice BR, next time add more 3+ megabyte files like Breeze.
#5 gunter[102382]
202-0-33-169.cable.paradise.net.nz
YOU Killed my cousin damned Varmint!!!!

hehe, that BR killed me.

#6 xenomorph.[102384]
fw1.ikon.com
hmm. The background color didn't take. Insight?

And I forgot to change the pop-up links on the mini-map. =/ Teach me to rush through last minute editing at lunch time.
Anyway to edit that now that it's posted?


#7 funnymarx[102385]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Two words for this battlereport:

Chicken & Corn.

More please.

--funnymarx

"Well, we're not the doctors."







#8 sMs.NT[102386]
12.21.208.232
very nicely done, ill give it a 9 and cux its on an island (gasp!)
map thats +10 so it comes out to 19

gw

NT




#9 sMs.NT[102387]
12.21.208.232
very nicely done, ill give it a 9 and cuz its on an island (gasp!)
map thats +10 so it comes out to 19

gw

NT




#10 John[102388]
adsl-63-206-91-190.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
10 didn't read yet but looks good
#11 John[102389]
adsl-63-206-91-190.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
10th I mean lol
#12 .HeeroYuy.[102391]
ny-chicagost5a-31.buf.adelphia.net
omg nice br some funny witty stuff =))))
Nice Br



Ciao~
#13 Spuzz[102392]
di139.opencominc.com
Nice job, man. Very entertaining :)

Spuzz
#14 Jack Hawk[102396]
spider-wo053.proxy.aol.com
Good Report! 9! Through the best hillbilly report has to go Spuzz... That report kicked ass Spuzz! You should really make more.

"I'm my own uncle!"
#15 someone[102397]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
rofl.
"love closet."
#16 juju[102398]
65.42.134.112
snowbound hoedown is 10 thx ^^;;
#17 Psyonic_Reaver[102399]
1Cust212.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Well. I'd have to say, it was an O..K.. game. I know it has better pics then I could shake a finger at but he never stop talking about Chicken and Corn. I found it very annoying and I relize that he was just trying to make it funny. But there was thing I LOVED. Quote plz. ^^

"Greenpeas all the while, builds an Academy and proceeds to crowd up the dance floor with Marines and Medics. He also erects a starport to ship the bastards off."

All and all. Bout 7-8.

#18 Dino Din[102400]
dynamic-148-037.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
Hmm... If you're going to do a theme, don't over do it. Especially when it's not funny.
#19 Cataclysmic[102401]
ce-crbk-01-01-e0.cbl.nf.net
I found it hilarious, i think it shoudl be gold, but then again my opinioni dosent count now does it? Didnt think so.
#20 KING[102402]
inktomi1-ren.server.ntl.com
I liked it :)
#21 LuckyNewbie:P[102403]
user-33qto3i.dialup.mindspring.com
WHO THE HECK ARE THESE PEOPLE



#22 John[102404]
adsl-63-206-91-190.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Just read it 7-9
#23 Nookin[102405]
spider-mtc-tb083.proxy.aol.com
Nice report but the hill-billy stuff began to piss me off.
#24 NotDefault[102406]
h24-80-1-16.vs.shawcable.net
Good, but I agree with others who say the theme was a bit overdone.

7-8
#25 NotDefault[102407]
h24-80-1-16.vs.shawcable.net
Actually, make that an 8 because it's a first report :). You have to encourage those who actually have talent.

NotDefault
#26 Mistears[102411]
sc-66-27-182-55.socal.rr.com
reminds me ob my reports. i give it a 8
#27 TheDarkProphet[102413]
1Cust203.tnt1.elizabethtown.ky.da.uu.net
First reports like this make me want to stop lurking around and actually make one.

7-8
#28 BOBBY357[102415]
spider-tf074.proxy.aol.com
nice.
#29 [SM]Strega~F[102419]
proxy2.senet.com.au
The theme was way too overdone. I wouldn't have cared, but every line was forced "Hillbilly" humour. The text was nicely done, as were the pictures.
I don't know, this just didn't click with me. It's obviously gold, no way that this is a 6, but I don't think it deserves an 8.
7


Strega
#30 Maelgor[102421]
dhcp2-59-239.resnet.unca.edu
Um...I'm with Newbie...
#31 Sovereignty[102422]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
Definitely gold, but I agree with everyone else. After about 25 times, the chicken and corn got a little old.
#32 xenomorph.[102423]
fw1.ikon.com
Thanks for the positive comments and constructive critisism all. Much appreciated.

I really didn't mean to over do the hick thing, but it's hard to tell when rereading your own material. Lessons learned.
#33 StoneColdNewbie[102426]
24.245.65.200
good job..
pretty funny, nice pics, and it wasnt on temple.
id say 8
#34 [SM]Strega~F[102429]
proxy4.senet.com.au
If game not on Temple = extra points, my next report will be a 10 without my even trying.
=)


Strega
#35 W33ZUL[102430]
spider-mtc-td052.proxy.aol.com
"Why we gotta listen to this crap,sarge?"
"Cuz I'm in charge, that's why."
"Well that don't seem like a good reason to me..."
"Watch out!"
*splat*
"You just squished some poor feller's dog,sarge."
"That's ain't no dog,Lester,that there's a zerglin', a smaller typa zerg.Well it wouldn't be out here unless...Oh shit..."
"...I love you sarge!"
*screams of pain, as though Oprah is on*
...Anyway, nice report. The hillbilly thing is funneh, but sometimes the humor was forced =
Great report.8.
Strega is god.
#36 Jackson[102432]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
you messed some of those parts up. they are more along the lines of
"hey what's that?"
"hood ornament in a second"
*thump*
"sweet rover!"
"looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, sarge"
"it's a zergling, lester, smaller type of zerg. they wouldn't be out here......." rest was ok :)
#37 [SM]Strega~F[102435]
proxy4.senet.com.au
There is a serious flaw in your thinking, W33ZUL., being that I don't believe in myself, therefore I cannot exist and cannot post this message. Proof by contradiction, my dear Watson.


Strega
#38 W33ZUL[102436]
spider-tq011.proxy.aol.com
What? Oww...my brain..
#39 ZerG~LinG[102437]
p419-008.ppp.get2net.dk
this was the bomb! gosu graphics, humor(*cough* hillbilly lamer *cough*) IT HAS IT ALL :)
anyways ->9<- is the number ;)

kepp 'em coming, u rock
#40 livingexception[102438]
spider-wb021.proxy.aol.com
GG with the stereotypes. Even though I'm willin to bet you've never had an ounce of cole slaw in your entire life, nor have you ever square danced. And the whole stereotype about the incest gets really old. I'm damn proud to be a Tennessee Hillbilly, and would much rather be one than a damn yank. Before you do another one like this, go see the Dixie Stampede please. BTW it's "dose-do" nosa dosa.

Coleslaw > all

le
#41 CaughtNaked[102439]
206.215.14.91
i liked it. good to see something fresh. Chicken and watever got old though. lots of funny creative remarks, like the imbred marine jokes. good times...

8
t2yl8r,
~CN
#42 CaughtNaked[102441]
206.215.14.91
and why does hillbilly humor drive out all these weridos
#43 [SM]Strega~F[102446]
proxy7.senet.com.au
Actually, CN, I've always been a weirdo. The fact that there is hillbilly humour present is merely a coincidence.


Strega
#44 Ana[102450]
phnxdslgw9poolB195.phnx.uswest.net
run of the mill br with a saturation of unfunny: well fuckin' done, failure.
#45 s[102462]
calnet29-119.gtecablemodem.com
hi
#46 MrFacist[102473]
spider-wk063.proxy.aol.com
the worlds best hick pick up line is " your sure prettyer than may sow over thar."
#47 TheDarkProphet[102477]
1Cust240.tnt1.elizabethtown.ky.da.uu.net
You aren't exactly contribituing gems to BR.com, Ana.
(And your response will probably be along the lines of "Look who's talking! You don't have any reports.")
#48 SarcasticSage[102483]
207.157.58.60
Im with Lucky, who are all the knew peeps? btw interesting report, not worth an 8 imho though.. but im a critic not a flamer :
#49 Ana[102484]
bac16b10.inre.asu.edu
my response will more likely be along the lines of the following:

who the fuck are you?
#50 [ScV][102485]
cache4.ihug.com.au
mmmmmmmmm.

Who are you people.

Post a few comments and you think you own the place.

Good to Go
ScV
#51 Dampiere[102489]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
good report guy..
look forward to the next one.
D
#52 stacrafty[102514]
210-55-238-229.static-dialup.xtra.co.nz
yeah well done, loved the writing style... - 9.9
#53 Hathaway[102719]
ppp-207-104-158-148.wnck11.pacbell.net
GJ Ana, you own (not)

I liked the theme quite a bit actually :) Thought it was rather amusing.

8-9
#54 Sig.[102735]
host-216-77-210-60.fll.bellsouth.net
Gj xeno.. That was one of the best BR's I've read in a while.. It was funny and your pics, GIF's, and wittiness make you my FAVORITE br-er now :D
#55 Testicular_Pugilist[102803]
sttldslgw27poolC60.sttl.uswest.net
Nice. I wouldn't say the theme was overdone, simply that there wasn't enough variety in the gags. Overall, I'd give it a 8. Keep up the good work man, it's nice to see a good BR every now and again.

Word
#56 Zalbag[102872]
chi-tgn-gvk-vty52.as.wcom.net
nice, funny 8-9

ana u think that if a br is posted by someone u dont know it sux. so stfu. your biased opinions dont amount to shit.

#57 TerranTurtle[102907]
modem-159.walden.ny.fcc.net
Elitists who think they're opinion is gold-bricked shit are gay.



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