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#1 Rackham_Mazer[101286]
dsl092-144-015.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
Well, at least I got my own first comment!
Thanks for reading the report. = )
#2 Mistears[101287]
sc-66-27-40-68.socal.rr.com
nice report. nice name. 7.5
#3 Mistears[101288]
sc-66-27-40-68.socal.rr.com
8-9
#4 Mep[101289]
user-2inim1e.dialup.mindspring.com
Didn't read, skimmed. Cool pics, Ender's Game references. 10.
#5 funnymarx[101290]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
We need to see more of this around here.

--funnymarx

"I haven't received any complaints yet."



#6 funnymarx[101291]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Oh, and you've got a great IP address,

--funnymarx

"Swordfish!"



#7 StoneColdNewbie[101292]
AC88F4B3.ipt.aol.com
Coo. 7-8

Finally some real reports up in this grilly.





#8 John[101294]
adsl-63-206-89-118.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Nice report 8-9
#9 Breeze[101295]
dial80.stz.orbitel.bg
Looks more like Dune references, but I didn't read the whole report yet.. terrible headache damn
#10 Diluvio[101297]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Looks promising. Will read later, so it gets +6 for appearance alone.

-D

#11 Patton1944[101298]
spider-tq041.proxy.aol.com
10 for carrier arguments. 11 for smoking shuttle. Over all score? About five bajillion.
#12 Mork[101300]
bay3-15.daktel.com
rating=pi^3

Good work, cept I was tired so I just looked at the pics, I havn't read humor pics like that in awhile.



-one by one the penguins steal my sanity





#13 Rowdy[101302]
adsl-64-123-174-218.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net
I didn't read it yet, but some pictures were funny enough to send over AIM. Good job.
#14 LuckyNewbie:P[101303]
user-33qtp5k.dialup.mindspring.com
omg lol hahahah aro rotflmao

i just saw the pictures... 10

#15 Shadow D'Arc[101306]
spider-wg021.proxy.aol.com
GJ, I liked the thing about the soldier in the last pic, makes sense. 8-9. GJ. T_Mac is gay.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#16 Psyonic_Reaver[101307]
1Cust79.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card is da bomb of a book. Wish I could somehow use the strats they use in the book for SC. Oh well. Give this a 9-10!
#17 [101308]
rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net
great report, but dear god are you not funny.

no jokes next time:O

8

#18 someone[101309]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
owned.

11.
#19 iggy[101310]
adsl-64-167-12-92.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
NEW REPORT W00T 10
#20 testosterone[101312]
mu-177038.dhcp.missouri.edu
i personally thought this was halarious, i loved your sense of humor, i actually laughed at the pics and stuff, it was great, totally original and well thought out
#21 -{KoA}-Insomnia[101313]
ACB58771.ipt.aol.com
heh heh, that smoking probe is hella ugly, good br, funny too
#22 -{KoA}-Insomnia[101314]
ACB58771.ipt.aol.com
hey author, i have a replay you could do on this site(it's on this site) do a search for author and put my name in, i recommend the one where we're on LT 2v2 if you want to do it, email me dcttr66@yahoo.com
#23 [101319]
frasier.ford.com
For some reason I didn't find this very funny, or very easy to follow. I do know that a lot of hard work went into its creation, so good job from that aspect. Maybe it's because I'm not a big Dune fan.
#24 Triped[101320]
proxy1-gw.gcc.edu
Fuck the background

Humor + good writing + good pics = best combo

YRM = good pics

Dref = humor

Breeze = good writing

Therefore, I conclude you are a supergod.

Fuck the background
#25 Rackhame_Mazer[101322]
dsl092-144-016.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
Thanks for all the great comments, everyone. This is my Reserve unit's training weekend, and I won't be around to keep track for a few days. Cheers
#26 sMs.NT[101323]
24-240-252-25.hsacorp.net
ROFL very funny ! ^^;;
#27 Hustler[101329]
bp96-66.kellogg.nwu.edu
Great report! I hope you write som more. 9.
#28 someone[101338]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
triped your an idiot. breeze doesn't have the best writing at the site, owing to the fact that he's not a native english speaker. some other gosu fuck is the best writer. not breeze
#29 Shadow D'Arc[101339]
spider-tj033.proxy.aol.com
Someone, Triped didn't say Breeze was the BEST, dumbass. He SAID Breeze has good writing. There is no BEST writer on the site, just best at writing certain things. Breeze is one the best non-native english speaking writers here. You are the idiot, someone. T_Mac is gay.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#30 Spuzz[101356]
di241.opencominc.com
Hahahah, great report! :D This was really fun to read; the pictures were awesome. I haven't read Dune or Ender's Game, though, which makes me wonder how many jokes I didn't catch, darnit.

Write some more BRs, alright?

Spuzz
#31 Dino Din[101357]
dynamic-028-057.natpool.uc.edu
not funny, but not bad otherwise, 6 or 7.
#32 fence[101374]
as-5-115-tyl.cox-internet.com
amazoring. 10
#33 .CheekySmurf.[101404]
r160h30.dixie-net.com
Funny and entertaining!

Great report=]

BTW what's with the reaver speaking korean? Or was I mistaken?=]
#34 Ana[101443]
phnxdslgw9poolA227.phnx.uswest.net
stupid
#35 Barage[101543]
160.10.203.80
Reavers always speak that way. Didn't you know? :)

Great report, btw. I laughed at it, but I've laughed at jokes that insulted me (sucks when you are arguing with someone, they insult you, and you start chuckling :/).

Guess I realy SHOULD use that library about 3 minutes walking away and read Ender's Game. :P
#36 Shadow D'Arc[101584]
spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com
Actually, laughing when you are arguing makes them think "WTF? This guys a psycho, I dun wanna mess with him". I don't think the school's library would have Ender's Game, and the school's library IS the town's library(yes, this place is THAT pathetic). Ah well.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#37 Rackham_Mazer[101587]
dsl092-144-015.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
I can't remember which it was, = ( but one of the old Battle Reporters (Drefsab or ::Nobody::?) had his reavers speak in Korean with captioned translations that always made me laugh. The actual symbols I used I got from a web site on the Korean martial art Tang Soo Do.

Thanks again for all the comments, positive and negative. The negative ones haven't been very specific unfortunately, but they ARE relatively rare and mostly related to humor, which is possibly the all-time most subjective matter known to man.

I'd like to do another battle report at some point, but I'm not sure when I'll have them time. Darned job, friends, other hobbies etc. =P

Anyway, "Hoo-ah" to all you Ender's Game fans, and to all,
Cheers!
#38 Alman[102654]
140.seattle15rh16rt.wa.dial-access.att.net
Funny, but dont use abbrev. for stuff. It made it hard to understand.



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