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#1 funnymarx[101140]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
I think that this is self explanatory....

--funnymarx

"Hello, Gangbusters? Who caught the crook? Sheriff Hawkings? Winthrop, get me Sheriff Hawkings!"



#2 Phobos_ColZ[101141]
spider-tq084.proxy.aol.com
1st non-author!
#3 CrackHeadJeb[101143]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Holy shit, I loved your last report! I'm happy to see your name in the report listing again, going to read right now.

-CHJ

#4 CrackHeadJeb[101144]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Holy shit, you're crazy! ;)

-CHJ

#5 Diluvio[101145]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
my god.....i want my own copy of RPS now!!!

original

#6 Diluvio[101147]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
re-read and i must say, you can make nothing seem liek a shit load. gif was good, gave me feeling of actually being there.
#7 iggy[101148]
adsl-64-160-27-197.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
wtf

laser owns all

those guys dont even know what laser is prolly


haha










#8 WarLeaderJustin[101149]
adsl-64-166-110-25.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
....
#9 Masterrace[101150]
1Cust13.tnt1.reno.nv.da.uu.net
Solid report, 8
#10 DC_Tsunami[101151]
130-pm3-3.ala.tularosa.net
Yeah, StarCraft is getting kind of boring. I predict that RPS will catch on pretty soon and everyone will be playing it.
#11 Tanks-A-Lot[101152]
144.13.231.224
This was very very funny, me laughy lots.
#12 CrackHeadJeb[101153]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Yeah, funnymarx is a comedic genius. I'm wondering how the hell this one is going to be rated.

-CHJ

#13 Triped[101155]
proxy1-gw.gcc.edu
Dammit...nice report btw
#14 (...Blaze...)[101157]
kierkegaard.ti.telenor.net
ya laser > all thx

nice report, _lol_ :)

#15 [SM]Strega~F[101160]
proxy7.senet.com.au
Wow, what can I say?
Filippity-gibbit, this was anatomically benevolent you dastardly diversion of misanthropy!


Strega



#16 ....(variable[101163]
207.229.0.241
good 'ol rock, nothing beats rock.

gw :-)
#17 SCV~007[101164]
h225n1fls33o984.telia.com
Nice, 10.
#18 Barage[101166]
160.10.5.2
great report, but RPS utterly sucks as a game. It's all imbalanced worse then pre-BW mutas. Paper is weak and scissors... Come on, you HAVE to go rock to beat it or you lose (or draw, but then they go scissors again so what do you do)! Don't tell me about the 'paper beats rock' deal: who has the micro to handle that?! We're HUMANS not GODS!
#19 (DL)Spam[101167]
hst000005440um.ghm.olemiss.edu
only report ive read in over a year, congratulations
#20 testosterone[101168]
mu-177038.dhcp.missouri.edu
ROFL GG

u should write so much more
#21 BOBBY357[101169]
spider-tl083.proxy.aol.com
very nice. 8.
#22 [101172]
user151.net130.va.sprint-hsd.net
heh pretty funny, but i cant see giving this a gold ;[

keep writing tho man, funny style :)
#23 Diluvio[101173]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
that is probably the highest rating any RPS report will ever get.
#24 013[101174]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
I must say, this is a most creative idea for a report that i've seen in awhile. The hand pictures were classic.

But hell, a rock paper scissors report, that's pretty gay. I'm going with a 6... :P

Dref
#25 Eradicate~Me[101175]
pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net
013 = dref?

drefs speaking afghanistanian, snipe the bastard at will
#26 someone[101176]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
omfg this is tite.
#27 Spuzz[101177]
63.175.166.53
Thanks for doing something funny and new :D

Spuzz
#28 [101178]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
I keep forgetting that the rater passwords changed...
#29 Dampiere[101179]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
Original.
D
#30 Rowdy[101180]
adsl-64-123-174-218.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net
A bit too much detail if you ask me. I realize that's the genius of it, but there's a point when it crosses the line from funny into monotonous. It was still good though.
#31 Diluvio[101181]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
what if breeze where to do a RPS report? ^_O
#32 funnymarx[101182]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Finally, I've suceeded in my quest to lower my cumulative rating!!!

--funnymarx

"Do you mean to say that a woman of your beauty and money and charm and money and wealth and money would marry a man like him?"
#33 [ms]Samael[101189]
tct-e0.inet.ntl.com
Hah, cool + funny.
You must have been REALLY bored
#34 [101254]
frasier.ford.com
This was really funny. It was very original, and very clever. I had to be extremely careful -- putting my two hands clasped tightly over my mouth to keep from gafawing all over the place in my cube at work.

I loved the starcraft references. It was well written, nice intro, with extremely well detailed descriptions of the battles. Nice job funnymarx. Do more reports please.
*still have big smile on face*
#35 Mork[101266]
bay6-29.daktel.com
I can relate to this report so much, we have RPS matches during football practice when running through blocking drills to see who goes first. Paper rush gets owned by scissor drop.


-one by one the penguins steal my sanity
#36 CrackHeadJeb[101277]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
hrm..

the kid's got Drefsab blood in him ;)
#37 funnymarx[101278]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Is that why dref gave me a 6? sibling rivalry?

--funnymarx

"No you can't, the gas company shut it off."
#38 CrackHeadJeb[101865]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Congrats on the (eventual) gold rating. You are a truly gifted writer, and I can't wait until your next report.

-CHJ
#39 funnymarx[101871]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Mr. HeadJeb,

I'm afraid that my next report may be deficient in the humor department, but I'm hoping that people will humor me and read it anyhow..... we'll see when I'm able to finish the game and get the report out... thankfully I'm writing as I go...

(if that's not a teaser, I don't know what is.)

Glad to know that the UofM has folx that know what laughter is....

--funnymarx

"This is your room, this is my room, this is the maid's room."

#40 [101872]
imsbbcf03c.netvigator.com
haha
#41 el_sux0r[102199]
bay6-22.dial.umd.edu
What can I say...









but, "woot."
#42 -^Puppy^-[102494]
spider-ntc-ta034.proxy.aol.com
funnymarx, are you sniffing glue?



-"If a person with split personalities threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?"
#43 Chob~Penguine[108582]
FLPP-p-144-134-131-141.prem.tmns.net.au
fukin hell that was one of THE best br's i have eva read - kool as ice man that ruled! 10 10 10 10......
#44 [157714]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
unbelievably awesome.



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