| #1 [SM]Strega~F[100938] |
| proxy7.senet.com.au |
Yay! It's finally finished!
Oh well, enjoy kiddies. I have an entire day of Italian tomorrow, so don't expect me to reply to comments promptly, k?
Strega |
| #2 [SM]Strega~F[100939] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
Oh yeah, I was gonna put this message at the start but it would've ruined the report.
"Warning: This report has more carriers than the AIDS virus."
It was funny, and would only really work at the start, but would've been a spoiler. Just thought I'd mention it here.
Strega |
| #3 sMs.NT[100943] |
| 24-240-252-25.hsacorp.net |
| Nice.. espically the lesbiens.. err i mean the report! but it was to long for me, and im at school ^^ ill read later |
| #4 John[100944] |
| adsl-63-202-176-161.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Sexy picture in the beginning |
| #5 [e2]Squad[100947] |
| h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net |
| omg omg omg omg omg omg OMFG!!!! make me hard more plz. o and gw. |
| #6 Triped[100948] |
| proxy1-gw.gcc.edu |
Nice text-only...it was nice and long, and was good reading...the lesbians were distracting though =D
What you need to do is post two reports, one just with the report, and one full of lesbian pics. |
| #7 stonecoldnewbie[100949] |
| AC8FC28B.ipt.aol.com |
more lesbian pictures please.
8-9 |
| #8 Patton1944[100957] |
| spider-tf013.proxy.aol.com |
| Bah, screw the text. I just looked at lesbians. |
| #9 HeeeroYuy[100963] |
| mail.infoterm.or.at |
Gimme lesbians and if i was a rater *Cough* 9 *Cough* but im not soooooooooooooooooooooo im gonna just say.... NCIE LESBIANS!!!! WHERE CAN I GET A SET!?
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| #10 Gojky[100974] |
| proxy1.uq.edu.au |
| Woo hoo I loved it them all of it.......... |
| #11 Starookie[100975] |
| edtn007961.hs.telusplanet.net |
| hahahaha lesbian pr0n :( |
| #12 Shadow D'Arc[100977] |
| spider-tp031.proxy.aol.com |
All-Text bad. All-Lesbian good. Perfect 9.9. GJ. T_Mac is gay, so he wouldn't enjoy the pics. I did. No boner, didn't see nothin good, but still, more lesbian pics!!!!
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #13 [SM]Strega~F[100982] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
OMFG after posting this report, I turned on the TV while going to bed. America is fux0red. GW Bush, and I hope that none of you are people (or you know people) in NY or Washington. This world is just fucking crazy. I'm glad that people can enjoy the report while this shit is going down. Happy to brighten some people's days.
Glad I'm not in America,
Strega |
| #14 Shadow D'Arc[100983] |
| spider-we071.proxy.aol.com |
It's time for WW3, Strega. Are you with the mostly American BR.Com goers and helping us in the fight against terrorists, or are you one of them? Either way, I may decide to spare you, since you give us lesbian pics. The middle east is really fux0red after our government pulls its collective head out of its collective anus. T_Mac is gay.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
P.S. My sig is kinda ironic, no? |
| #15 Shadow D'Arc[100984] |
| spider-we071.proxy.aol.com |
Oh, and if ya didn't notice, if we do declare war, I'm gonna enlist, so I can kick some ass. Anyone stupid enough to bomb the US and think they can get away with it will be unceremoniously shot in the head(Damn big wordz) via me. Maybe I'll convince the defense department to stick a bunch of bullet-proof explosive-proof plating under my skin, so I can be like "Nice try" as I fire back after they try to shoot me.T_Mac is gay.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #16 [SM]Strega~F[100985] |
| proxy7.senet.com.au |
For the first time in my life, I'm with the Americans. Aussies consider them highly irrational and up themselves, but after seeing the shit that was on the TV (all stations) I really back you up.
I wouldn't be enlisting, except at the highest of levels. That's the beauty about studying high level physics and maths. Australia's PM (leader of our country) was in the building next to the Pentagon when it was hit. Also, Clinton is in Aussie right now, so we might become a target. If this happens, we WILL get involved, and we currently hold some of the smartest scientists around (I will be one of them in due course).
Either way, we're already helping in the search for the terrorists. I, myself, have asked numerous people on Geocities Chat and B.net if they did it. No dice so far, but I'm confident...
Strega |
| #17 Twip[100992] |
| port-12.gall-ts1.cloh.net |
What will you study?
Lesbians? |
| #18 BOBBY357[101015] |
| spider-wk034.proxy.aol.com |
| any BR with lesbians gets an automatice 10. |
| #19 CrackHeadJeb[101023] |
| mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Excellent report! The text flowed well, it was an enjoyable read. Uh, the images were great too, but it was a bit over the top. For the people who don't like lesbians, it's not good to load all of those irrelevant nongame pics. To keep them happy maybe some game images could be thrown in.
Oh, but I like lesbians. Honorary (read: opinion that doesn't matter) 9 from me.
-CHJ |
| #20 [SM]Strega~F[101024] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
Wow, a 9 from Jeb. ^^ My day has been made (and it's only 10:30!)
Strega |
| #21 [SM]Strega~F[101025] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
Oh, and Twip, I will be studying the following:
Theoretical Physics
Lesbians
Pure Mathematics
In no particular order, of course.
Strega |
| #22 Shadow D'Arc[101028] |
| spider-wg044.proxy.aol.com |
Thanks fo ya support, Strega. With the aussies, well, either way, I'ma kill a lot of peeps before I end up dying and not showing up on BR no more. Either way, Afghanistan is really fux0red, especially if they don't help us get Bin Laden. Some idiot came in NH last night as "UsammaBinLaden" an I was ready to cuss him out for that, but didn't. Ah well. T_Mac is gay.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #23 [SM]Strega~F[101031] |
| proxy2.senet.com.au |
That guy is in there right now, so...
FLAME!!!!!!
Strega |
| #24 WarLeaderJustin[101032] |
| adsl-64-166-111-173.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| WHat?!?!?! lesbians... er, ok 10 |
| #25 Triped[101033] |
| proxy1-gw.gcc.edu |
| Where'd you get thsoe pics from? |
#26  [101041] |
| frasier.ford.com |
Wonderful pictures. Not a bad report.
Lesbians = 9
Report = 7.
Average = 8. |
| #27 Diluvio[101045] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
| Strega is naughty, his site has porn. This is not an essentive to go visit his site ;) |
| #28 someone[101057] |
| sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com |
strega you suck :(
no body shots. |
| #29 badtz maru[101068] |
| barry-asy-75.rutgers.edu |
| lesbians. |
| #30 [SM]Strega~F[101074] |
| proxy4.senet.com.au |
Thanks T.T.Boy. Well, that's all I got to say. Bye.
Strega |
| #31 Eradicate~Me[101080] |
| pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net |
wow, I was joking when I told you to write up the game text-only. Obviously u didn't catch my exaggerating, which is very hard to believe. I doubt anyone will read this considering its already been done, and is long as hell.
Sorry, but you just wasted a shitload of time, considering my report only took me about a week, and this is just pure text over a game that was played almost 2 months ago, and reported almost a month and a half ago.
As for the report, I'm not gonna read it, waste of time. And the only thing that saved this from a 7 (ass tt boy stated) was the lesbians. Now you know its not worth it when you have to refer to lesbians in a battlereport to get a good rating, especially since ITS ALREADY BEEN DONE ITS OVER GAME 2 IS IN THE MAKING AND PLZ DONT STEAL MY REPORT FOR GAME 2 OK??!# GG NO RE |
| #32 Khas[101082] |
| ool-18ba98a3.dyn.optonline.net |
rofl
"The time has come, and so have you."
quote plz. |
| #33 [SM]Strega~F[101084] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
Whoa Erad, calm down boy! Even without the lesbians, this would've gotten (as you pointed out) a 7. Hell, I seriously doubt that the lesbians changed the rating, but I'll play along anyway.
In your comments section, you said that this game would be impossible to report text-only and would get a 5 or 6 if attempted. 7 is still better than 5 or 6. A rating equal to yours proves that you can report text-only, even if it seems "too much work."
I assumed (wrongly) that you would get a laugh or something from this, but it appears that your pride is way too big for that. Learn to admit when you're wrong - this game could've been done text-only, which I have illustrated here. That WAS the initial argument, wasn't it? That it would blow as a text-only? |
| #34 [SM]Strega~F cont.[101085] |
| proxy4.senet.com.au |
Your part about "just pure text" hits below the belt. Try telling that to the founders of this site. Yeah, those reports that got this site alive and kicking, they were "just pure text." They've served their purpose, now let's get rid of all traces of them, right?
I didn't "rely" on lesbians to get a good rating. The idea was suggested by a NHer. I don't remember who, but I chose to take that idea on board.
Swallow your pride. If I was wrong, and this had flopped, I would've admitted defeat. Deal with it. You were wrong.
Angrily,
Strega |
| #35 [c]Napoleic[101092] |
| px2ht.ok.shawcable.net |
This was like a marathon... only the past investment of time I put into it made me want to finish it.
I'm not sure what could have been a lot better about it, just seemed like it wasn't ever going to end. |
| #36 [SM]Strega~F[101093] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
I had that exact same feeling Napoleic. When I was watching the replay, when I was taking notes, when I was downloding lesbian pictures (didn't want that one to end) and when I was typing it up.
Because I had already done so much, I kept pressing on. Now, here we are.
Strega |
| #37 FuckyouStrega[101127] |
| ool-18bc4e6c.dyn.optonline.net |
| the only reason why you get such good ratings is cause u put erotic pictures in all of your battle reports. Learn to BR by yourself plz instead of having some girl do it for u |
| #38 pureghetto[101128] |
| 24.100.102.120 |
honestly, ignoring the lesbians, I got confused sometimes. That kinda happens with all text reports. Do you know how to do screen capture? At least do mini-map updates from time to time. Sheesh.
Anywho, 8 is what I would give. 9 or 10 if it had pictures. VGJ |
| #39 CrackHeadJeb[101129] |
| mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Anyone who thinks the lesbians actually influenced the rating is a fucking idiot. T.T.Boy is exhibiting a sense of humor that poster #37 is obviously too slow to grasp.
(Don't stop putting them in, though!)
-CHJ |
| #40 Twip[101134] |
| port-12.gall-ts1.cloh.net |
Wow Erad why don't you go lose to mass goliaths some more, k? ^^
Btw, it was a strange new innovation when someone actually started to put images inside a report (instead of posting 5 or less at the very bottom of the report... lol). I had never had the desire to really BR something at that time, but if I'd gotten a good game and a lot of screenshots, I could've been the first to incorporate pics like that. :P
And pureghetto, you obviously are confused because if you weren't you'd realize that he purposely didn't include any pictures. |
| #41 ExS~Tofu[101135] |
| c1457880-a.sttln1.wa.home.com |
| There was a report? |
| #42 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[101137] |
| 142.179.56.44 |
| WUT? |
| #43 [SM]Strega~F[101156] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
#37 = #32. Khas, there's IP man. Change your tone more pls thx gw. Either that, or somebody is on same server as you.
And pureghetto, learn to read. I stated many times why it was all-text. Also, I have been known to use exceptionally large numbers of pictures in my reports.
Putting pictures (even minimaps) into an all-text report kind of ruins it being all-text (and yes I justified my lesbians as they had no relation to the game, they simply provided a "break" for the readers).
Also, the reason I did this report was to show that YOU DON'T NEED PICTURES FOR A GOOD RATING!
No comment,
Strega |
| #44 [101161] |
| frasier.ford.com |
| Excuse me Crack Head Jeb, perhaps you do not know me very well and the origin of my name, T.T.Boy. He, I mean I, uh... I mean he, is a famous porn star. And I have always prided myself on my love of all things porn related. Please don't call the people who read my comment and believed the reason for my rating "f____ idiots". My rating came from the heart. Strega's report is one of the few opportunities I get to view porn at work, with (hopefully) only minimal chance for immediate job dismisal. |
| #45 CrackHeadJeb[101165] |
| mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu |
=[
./me looks up softcore sites frantically for next report |
| #46 Raider[101217] |
| wkstn113-76.village-c.georgetown.edu |
| What can I say...it's a sad day when a report containing porn does not get deleted. Come on people, this is a lame as it gets. Keep your porn seperate from BRs. |
| #47 Dialtone[101412] |
| athe530-h071.otenet.gr |
| nice screenshots >:~~P |
| #48 ZerG~LinG[101509] |
| p409-083.ppp.get2net.dk |
| HOW the fuck can u get SOFTCORE porn??? from the internet?? its worth 10 just because of that! |
| #49 Katome[101510] |
| px2ar.ed.shawcable.net |
| Barring the lesbians, the report was actually good. It kinda helps that I didn't read the original tho. But I liked it, 8. Personally I'm not all that fond of lesbians... But each to his own. |
| #50 TwistedNecro[151094] |
| lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net |
lol ZerG~LinG :-P
The report was pretty good, but ehhh.... The girls were... too distracting... *groans* |
| #51 TwistedNecro[151095] |
| lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net |
| Ehehehehe 50! :-D |
| #52 joejub[163530] |
| edu.communitynet.ca |
hey that was awesome ladys please so some more
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