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#1 RubiksCube[100202]
pD9003E0C.dip.t-dialin.net
~1st on the real one ;))

No chicks :(

Gw :))
(..Blaze..) Story :D

1st = 8
No chicks = -10
Gw = +6
(..Blaze..) Story = + 5

Equals = 9
Yay I will give it a 9












#2 first[100203]
p102-161.acedsl.com
FIRT FIRSF FIRST
#3 first[100204]
p102-161.acedsl.com
goddamnit
#4 (...Blaze...)[100205]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
Bah I had to restart:( RubriksCube, read the report before complaining, there are chiqs, only a little hidden:)

Can someone with admin power please delete the previous report??

#5 |]agomar[100207]
St-Catherines-ppp112551.sympatico.ca
Wow, isnt this wonderful I got 5th :P
#6 Eradicate~Me[100208]
spider-mtc-tl041.proxy.aol.com
your collages were confusing, it isnt that hard to make collages that explain the battle.
#7 SupeRCoD[100209]
63-224-58-7.customers.uswest.net
7th... crap that sux, 7th is lame when blaze tells you he's releasing it :]
oh well new record
#8 WilliamWC3[100210]
cc29488-b.twsn1.md.home.com
your chicks had on a little too much clothing tt
that and buffy looked a little like infested kerigan and who is Jin? denise richards is hot tho

ill comment on report latter, looks great


#9 Phobos_ColZ[100211]
AC906EF3.ipt.aol.com
Looks really good.
#10 [100212]
crtntx1-ar7-4-61-017-246.vz.dsl.gtei.net
Nice
#11 SupeRCoD[100213]
63-224-58-7.customers.uswest.net
GOSU GIVE ME MORE THX GW
SO BM...
#12 |]agomar[100214]
St-Catherines-ppp112551.sympatico.ca
Wow, what a good report. This is better than your last. I love the way you edited your pictures with those special effects and stuff . . . that was just wonderful. For the first time in your reports, I'd say your images are truly great. Some of the best I've ever seen, actually.

Your writing was superb as well . . . I found it very easy to follow along with this br, everything was as good as it gets on the whole . . . .

Images: 10
Writing: 9
Game: 9

Overall ( not an average ): 9







#13 [100215]
63.173.178.6
You can read my comments on the front page. Your tag is done Dag, Johnny just has to hook it up.
#14 |]agomar[100216]
St-Catherines-ppp112551.sympatico.ca
woohoo! Thanks YRM! :)

#15 NO CHICKS[100218]
cr41897-a.ym1.on.wave.home.com
NO SUPER HOT CHICKS !
#16 [100219]
653236hfc21.tampabay.rr.com
pictures were confusing but they looked pretty cool
#17 John[100220]
adsl-63-202-179-10.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
awesome br when ru gonna post number 5 ?
#18 ~Syph~[100221]
HSE-London-ppp244413.sympatico.ca
Nice report...Ummmm Chicks are cool But guys are better *heehee* Sorry. I like the comments off the pictures.. cute..funny.. yum!!
byebye~*
#19 Shadow D'Arc[100222]
spider-tl034.proxy.aol.com
Bah, monkey-butt. Yur hot chiqs weren't all hot, juz a couple(#5 and 7), and none of them had nothin on. Bastard, heh. T_Mac is gay. Now to actually read the report. Hackers rulez.
Syph-I really hope your a chick, and not just T_Mac spamming. If yur a chick, will you go out with me? If yur T_Mac, your gay.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#20 Shadow D'Arc[100223]
spider-tl034.proxy.aol.com
Oh yah. I work in fast food right now, so I know what your going through. People become customers become fux0ring idiots I wish I could strangle and/or shoot, except for the hot chiqs, who I, umm, heh, anyway. Ever have people scream or start crying cuz they couldn't get what they wanted, say breakfast food not being served because they showed up 2 hours after it's closed, in fast food? It's hard not to start laughing at them, and keep a straight face. A person can be smart. People are dumb, panicky animals. T_Mac is gay.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc

P.S. If your a chick, I love you Syph~
#21 MistaSpakle[100224]
adsl-66-120-156-11.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
HOT chicks = 100
Flat asain slut= -90
you get a ten =)
#22 Shadow D'Arc[100225]
spider-tl034.proxy.aol.com
*Yawn* boring game, no contest for the Terran against the zerg, I give you a one... then I realize I'm pissed cuz of work and calm down, smoke a cig, re-read it, that was cool. Hackers still rulez. T_Mac is still gay. Some of your chiqs are still flat, I still love Syph if she is a she, and not T_Mac.
Solid 9.5.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#23 WarLeaderJustin[100228]
adsl-64-166-111-157.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
That was a good report. Bah, didn't read, nice chicks, 10.
#24 binjured[100229]
cvg-65-27-148-88.cinci.rr.com
nice report, read some but im not a big fan of the collages, i like the time stamps but the lack of defining lines between it was hard to understand at times, and the random semi-transparant crap in the background was just kind annoying.

It was a good report, i liked a few of the chicks but when the hell did sarah michel geller get to look like total shit? I'm sorry but she really does... Best thing about the report is i like the style, clean text mainly, I like that

9.5 / 10

Gw as always Blaze.
#25 [100230]
user69.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
haha mistaspakle is becoming a br.comer
#26 bleh[100231]
p102-161.acedsl.com
jin is a singer from a korean girl group called FINKL
#27 Mistears[100232]
sc-66-27-40-71.socal.rr.com
shudnt get a ten prob more 9ish.
hyori lee ownz my bones (and then some)
#28 SpZtcWoNdrGoose[100233]
spider-tj023.proxy.aol.com
Chiqs are cool, I like the smiley face link

Good report, collages were confusing with the time thing.
Game pretty cool.
MTG still rocks and the comments in Blaze's last report got me playing again.
You are one super cool dude and a great battlereporter

Gj Blaze, keep it up ::waits for game 5::

-Goose
#29 [100234]
653236hfc21.tampabay.rr.com
where are these chicks everyone is talking about wtf
#30 NotDefault[100235]
h24-76-173-79.vs.shawcable.net
Great! It looked like a decided thing at the beginning... but Moon made a major comeback.

BTW, why didn't Hotdog want the replay posted (just curious, since I assume he was ok with the other ones)?

NotDefault
#31 GoZuLu[100236]
195.249.56.3
Close to perfect !!!

Liked the pictures with timestamps .... New and good idea. The chicks where nice and all, but they are taking away the focus from the br. Destroyes the flow of the report. Put them in the start and end insted.

GoZuLu - TheOldDane
#32 GoZuLu[100237]
195.249.56.3
... and i got brown scrollbars ???!? Thats new, right ?

It sucks, sorry.

GoZuLu
#33 willwinforfood[100239]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
omg i was visiting br.com all day, and gave up thinking no one would release anything new. wake up and see blaze has a new report. blegh. time to read.

-wwff
#34 willwinforfood[100240]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
the collages were a cool new idea, but sometimes i was scrambling all over the images to find the right order. other then that, the br was very good. and finally you used a lighter grey, rather then that dark one i cant read on black. =]
#35 [100241]
rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net
i'm with #8
#36 [100242]
rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net
oh yeah and those brown scrollers are ass-ugly thx.
#37 [100243]
rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net
oh and by ass-ugly i mean more ugly than iggy in the morning.
#38 (...Blaze...)[100244]
mp-216-51-8.daxnet.no
wow, went to sleep, then to city, then came back to see mucho comments and a 10. woho!:)

I'll try to reply to everything...mmm where to start...oh yea, at top:)

Just a quick question for br.com admins, this is no nudity page right? Absolutely no nipples, etc?

For those who ask, "Jin" is some chiq that Wax sendt me when we were cyber...erhm...chatting on aim, I found her _hot_, so added her to the br. Korean chiqs in game = gosu:)

#39 (...Blaze...)[100245]
mp-216-51-8.daxnet.no
cont.

Mixed response to the collages, seems like mark4 and dag liked them at least:) Btw, I still love you mark, first 10 ever, gooo:)

Agree that sarah looked a bit like kerrigan, but it is a cool pic, at least in my twisted mind t_T.

And to SpZtcWoNdrGoose, dude, I started playing again myself b/c of those comments:)

Ok, I'm out, bought LOTR english, illustrated. More holy for than bible, thx^^ I'll be back...
#40 (...Blaze...)[100246]
mp-216-51-8.daxnet.no
btw, Shadow D'Arc; customers suxors:) I agree, individuals can be smart, but people are dumb, stupid etc^^
#41 the()vermind[100247]
spider-ti044.proxy.aol.com
DIE VERIZON! My DSL modem has literally melted, blown up, and just stopped working for no reason. I had to read this with 56k! Great report by the way, 9-10, it's got a 9.5, so it's great. Pics are great, no chicks=not great, writing, very good, etc.
#42 willwinforfood[100248]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
i'm currently reading the two towers for my summer reading. that and i read ender's game.
#43 (...Blaze...)[100249]
mp-216-51-8.daxnet.no
For those who cant find chiqs, click on the yellow smiley faces, chiqs pops up t.t
#44 [100250]
crtntx1-ar7-4-61-017-246.vz.dsl.gtei.net
I really believe you guys didn't read it.. there are chicks all over
#45 willwinforfood[100251]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
"::Before you start
Just wanted to mention, I have included some rather unusual "collages" in this report, they should be easy to understand, but it would be nice with some feedback on them. For those who want babes, you will sometimes run into this little guy . Click on him, and be amazed."

there is a yellow smiley dude every once in awhile. click him and a chick pops up in a new window.

oh and blaze: oh yeah 15 minutes of notes since you went to play. this'll be done..by next year! ^^;

-wwff
#46 Ling-erie[100253]
igw-se.astra.com
stop showing us all up =]

actually.... carry on, gj man =]

#47 Raging~Kozak[100254]
static24-72-6-129.reverse.accesscomm.ca
I really liked this report and I think that there were some fresh new ideas in it. That said, I found that the collages were hard to follow at times and that the text linked to the times, was sometimes to far away from the picture. I still think that the pictures were awesome and the report was a great read.

Oh, if you aren't going to post hot women, at least loose the majority of their clothes or all he he. Love to read your reports and will look forward to the next one.

RK
#48 ..()Hotdog[5][100264]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
NotDefalt : i have not agreed too post the replays of the first games , i have not agreed to be in a battlereport , Think all my games are lame , this is not even close too what i can play , but , nice battlereports. o_O
#49 |]agomar[100267]
StCatherines-ppp109077.sympatico.ca
For one, take being in a battlereport as the honour which it is.
For two, a reporter doesn't need permission to post a replay or battlereport.
#50 Anti-Progress[100274]
bay2-37.daktel.com
Beautiful report, loved the collages :) The game was also really good, I loved the expansion stomping. Blah, blah, blah, I already told you what I thought of it before, and since I'm to lazy I'll just say that it ruled. And, oh yeah, when's game 5 coming out? :)

Anti
#51 Anti-Progress[100275]
bay2-37.daktel.com
Hey, there's a program called Apprentice that let's people play MTG over the internet. It's free, so if I can find the site to download it from, I'll tell ya (at least, it was free a few years ago......I really hope it still is). It's not like playing in real life, but it's a few steps up from nothing right?
#52 SpZtcWoNdrGoose[100276]
spider-tm024.proxy.aol.com
Yea MTG kicks ass

damn up to 3 packs a day again...what a bad habit :)
this online thing sounds stupid cuz i don't see how it would work. How are you going to prove what cards you have? scan them? ...impractical or maybe i'm not looking hard enough

Still a good report...i get the time stamps more now but they are still kinda confusing for someone who just glances at a picture...anyhow good stuff...gj blaze

-Goose
#53 (...Blaze...)[100277]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
ah, comments. The life blood of a battlereporter.

Raging~Kozak: thanx, I feel happy:) Less nudity because I was to lazy to find my scans cd:)

willwinforfood: gogo make br, it'll be seeexy^_^

SpZtcWoNdrGoose: heya gosy, the timestamps is meant for those who read the text, then they should not be confusing @ all...MTG is just another drug, "just one more pack, just one more pack:("

Anti-Progress: Yea, I know it. You can play with any magic card ever made t_T I never got into it:(
#54 LuckyNewbie:P[100278]
user-33qtpms.dialup.mindspring.com
I can't keep up with these, no fears tho, i'll read em all soon :]

Btw... your english improved a lot since your first report, thank whoevers proof reading them
#55 UltimateFire[100283]
spider-ntc-td044.proxy.aol.com
Incredible report man. Nice collages (only a li'l confusing), just plain sweet action, and good intro. If i could rate these, I would give it a 10, 'cause you were so nice to my 56k ;)

good site around here, i have to see all that it has to offer... and why btw is there no replay? It sounds like a really good game...
#56 Mork[100288]
bay1-12.daktel.com
I know forgive Anti-Progress for not playing SC and proof reading for Blaze. This report was worth killing my modem-gerbal. Oh how I will miss Skippy, he was a good gerbal....................
#57 JudgeFlood[100296]
AC891996.ipt.aol.com
:]
#58 [100298]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
You have time stamps to mark when something happened. That's the easiest way to catch my attention. ROX

9

Fox
#59 Somebody...[100299]
AC9FF224.ipt.aol.com
wow =o

sby...
#60 Shadow D'Arc[100306]
cache-dp05.proxy.aol.com
The only thing worse than customers are 90% of pubbie players. 90% of those only play BGH and other money, and the other 10% play BGH and Temple. In a 'long' conflict against pubbies, I win 95% of the time. In short games, as in, they rush me, I live 50% of the time. In short, Pubbies are almost as gay as T_Mac, but not quite. I love you Syph!

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#61 someone[100307]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
hey blaze the link for halls of valhalla was wrong can you repost it here? thanks.
#62 SpZtcWoNdrGoose[100311]
spider-wl052.proxy.aol.com
I re-read your br and the time stamps i get now...i just wasn't paying much attention to the pictures...still a good br

i've been buying the new expansions and i don't like em much ...the rares are like 1/100 that are good and the uncommons blow ass in my opinion...but i'll just have to see..i'm sticking to my wondrous urza saga/legacy/destiny decks..they still work like a charm :)

gj blaze

-Goose
#63 SpZtcWoNdrGoose[100312]
spider-wl052.proxy.aol.com
btw my green creature deck owns

hehe

gj blaze

-Goose
#64 SupeRCoD[100313]
63-224-58-7.customers.uswest.net
QUOTE THE FIRST STORIES OR DIE
THEY ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS
#65 [100323]
193.150.237.241
Nice report!

It was stunningly good detailed, the pictures were good and the games GREAT!!!!! GW BLAZE!!!














Now on to read it.
#66 someone[100326]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
thanx blaze :) btw nice br.
#67 [100327]
193.150.237.241
OMG i read it now... This is truly a.... 9.8 !


(insert GW in big letters here)
#68 TerranNavel[100328]
h002078d395d4.ne.mediaone.net
Ownage putting 'The Hackers Manifesto' in alt text
#69 [100331]
653236hfc21.tampabay.rr.com
wow all those "chicks" are horrible
#70 Anti-Progress[100336]
bay1-12.daktel.com
I can't believe no one noticed the manifesto before now :)

(if someone did and I missed the post, I'm sorry)
#71 Blkaze[drunk][100337]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
sorry bob, I just went to party with one of my very good friends, she's going to US for 3 years, you should check her up, she is H.O.T:) I'm gonna miss her, dude, I've been in love with her for like 3-4 years t_T
#72 Eradicate~Me[100338]
pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net
ditto on bob, the "hot chick jin" is an ugly fuck face who should be paired with wlj, no offense to wlj ;)
#73 Blkaze[drunk][100339]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
um ... who remeber this:

"I picture WLJ wearing pokemon clothes"
"cybering on irc"
"with gay men"

(or something. alcohol is bad T_T)
#74 Shadow D'Arc[100344]
spider-tm014.proxy.aol.com
Anti-Why do you think I said Hackers rulez? Cuz that was the first 1/2 thing I did. The other was looking at the chiqs. Ah well. T_Mac is gay. I love you Syph.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#75 Anti-Progress[100346]
bay5-48.daktel.com
My bad :( I knew someone would spot that.
#76 Shadow D'Arc[100348]
spider-tm053.proxy.aol.com
No worries, mate. Trying to find a decent pubbie to play with is really hard. Ah well. T_Mac is gay.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#77 Anti-Progress[100350]
bay5-48.daktel.com
I know what you mean, I can't find people around my skill level. I always end up losing every game I play. I just suck I guess, not ot mention that people are frickin dumbasses
#78 barcode, fence, swson (hi lmw), etc[100351]
as-5-178-tyl.cox-internet.com
i vote this gets a rating of -1 because...

seriously dude, your penis must be like REALLY small if you can whack off to those... things

make porn gogogogogogogogo and get all 10s
#79 fence[100352]
as-5-178-tyl.cox-internet.com
fence shut up jew you have- wait a sec im fence mn
#80 (...Blaze...)[100354]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
um...i cant really find ppl to play with either:( Theiy either sux, or they own me up and down. No fun:(

i got large penis thx^^and i dont whack of to those, i got gf t.t
#81 hi[100359]
as-5-34-tyl.cox-internet.com
seriously get porn
#82 Anti-Progress[100362]
bay2-28.daktel.com
If you go to a battle reporting site to look at porn, then you've already got problems. Don't complain about it.
#83 so antiprogress[100364]
as-5-188-tyl.cox-internet.com
i take it youre either gay or have no sexual preferences at all?
#84 SpZtcWoNdrGoose[100370]
spider-tp062.proxy.aol.com
blaze: i bought a box of legacy and saga and miraculously cheap...altho china town always has something fishy going on ::fbi bursts thru door::

anyhow, customers still suck especially with this new job at mail boxes etc. using a copy machine is relaly not all taht difficult

why goto br.com to look for porn wen u can find 12079374109735 of them with no problem? does the fact of naked chicks in br's make them more worhtwhile? <shrug>

good report, gj blaze

-Goose
#85 yes as a matter of fact[100373]
66.76.9.10
as a matter of fact, porn makes ANYTHING more worhtwhile
#86 Dampiere[100393]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
hi
nioce report, really creative. while i was not impressed by any of the women, i did find Jin attractive, if a bit overdressed... but then, i think asian chicks are the bomb!
sarah gellar as kerrigan ... hmm, ... oh and blaze, no offense, but post a pic of your model girlfriend, then see what comments you get ;)
oh, is Breps.com a no porn site?
great job as usual.
later
D
#87 -zX-Ravage-[100429]
proxy3-external.sttls1.wa.home.com
Aieehh.. plz.. "Jin" in babe03.jpg is Hyori Lee from the korean band FinKl :P Hot girl ;O
#88 (...Blaze...)[100436]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
i liked her t.t :)
#89 (...Blaze...)[100458]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
CHJ: um...well...thx...but...no? Positive is always nice, but me no big star:)

#90 UltimateFire[100468]
spider-ntc-tb014.proxy.aol.com
ooh, magic talk!!

Urza's is the best ever made. period (not true, but i like it the best =P)

hehe, u should see my green creature deck. Ever seen a verdant force on turn three? very fun =P

i havn't even looked at any of the new expansions, cause i know they blow compared to urza's =(

"Duff Man can't breath!!! OH NO!!"
-Duff Man
#91 stacrafty[100469]
proxy.xtra.co.nz
pictures were not that confsing, follow the numbers..

i liked how you had the times of when things happened.
excellent game, very close, I was hoping terran would get the win
good stuff
#92 RandomStrategy[100494]
proxy1-external.clmba1.mo.home.com
It took me 30 minutes to read your report.....


....And a box of tissues.


RandomStrategy
#93 -{KoA}-Insomnia[100560]
ACB7AB6C.ipt.aol.com
dude, this report blowed, mostly because the game sucked horribly, both players did really bad, niether was good enough at securing their expansions, i think if terran was gonna go dropships, and what with tanks range>lurker range, it would've been better for moon to build tons of mutalisks instead of all the lurkers he got, he didn't need so many, just needed to use better strategy with them, like when that lone lurker got all those marines dropping, you don't need too many lurkers, but a lot of mutalisks is always a good idea. minerals and gas for 4 lurkers is the same as 5 mutalisks, not much of a cost difference, but the difference is there, and everyone knows that mutalisks in large numbers are awesome.

my issue with this game:

i had trouble finding my spot(on the text) whenever i would look away from the text to look at the pictures and the game wasn't very good
#94 (...Blaze...)[100578]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
I'm not the one to judge the players, or your skill, but i think both Moon and Hotdog would own your ass any day of the week.

Just want to mention that Hotdog is really among the high level players, he has beaten many of the pro koreans, talking a5-ssibangse skill, he beats 1700-1800 (gamei) players on regular basis.
I won't say anything about Moon, because he dont play to get better, more for fun, but im sure he can give you a hard enough match.

And about lurks, I'd be surprised to see you win vs a good terran without many lurks. And how the hell are you gonna know where he wil drop?

gl
#95 (...Blaze...)[100597]
mp-217-231-130.daxnet.no
And how are you supposed to secure an expansion from a 7 dropship load of m&m/tank, or 8 overlord ling drop. How can you secure an expansion before the expansion is started?

I'd love too see you do that, then you'll have no force left to attack gogo^^
#96 Mork[100649]
bay4-33.daktel.com
wow wow Blaze, calm down. We both know that posting the strat that the players in the report should have used is dumb to begin with.

As I said once, I really enjoyed the report. You should play a couple games with me and Anti-Progress.


And btw the best set in MTG was and still is Tempest. Don't argue!!! It is and you know it! And necropentence is one of the best cards ever, cept maybe LivingDeath. The current deck that I play with for MTG is a Black/Blue LivingDeath deck that uses TolarianWinds and Flux to dump my had full of creatures into the grave yard :)
#97 Fuk Bule[101381]
er4w2k36.eleceng.ohio-state.edu
Why I was banned from this site ?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#98 CrackHeadJeb[101840]
mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu
Comment 100 is MINE ALL MINE!@!
#99 Eradicate~Me[103313]
pa-millscreek2a-200.buf.adelphia.net
rofl chj
#100 Amerikanskknulle[103345]
spider-wk042.proxy.aol.com
hey blaze where r u from? from ur Battle reports i get the sense your norwiegan... but i could jst be high
#101 ????[120234]
UD69-135.intelnet.net.gt
GEt Me A Naked PICture OF CHoi JI Woo. pls.
THe HOt KOrean Star!!!!!!!!!!!and i REally want to see it very badly



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