| #1 joe.smurf[96880] |
| pm1-61.sj.redshift.com |
omg wow finally i thought this would never work !
for some reason i was unable to load my images ontp br.com site so strega and masturnate helped me by creaing an account /downloading the pictures from my geocities version then uploading them and telling me the new source. So thanks again guys ! !
and yes i know there are many many minor gramattical errors but i fixed them once already and geocities screwed me so i left them =[ sorry T.T well i hope this gets good rating !
-joe |
| #2 Vivianne_the_lesbian[96881] |
| backproxy.inter.net.il |
2nd new recored for me ;) |
| #3 the()vermind[96882] |
| tcache-wl01.proxy.aol.com |
| incredible job smurf! After playing world war 2 online for a week, I have finally come back to post stuff. Very good repot smurf, but first off, as you expected, the text had its flaws. But i was able to mow straight through them. The largest thing that i hated was that fessor's name might as well have been a blank spot in the text. That bothered me alot. But the pics were great, game was good, text was ok. 8-9, higher end probably |
| #4 Khas'andro[96884] |
| ool-18ba98a3.dyn.optonline.net |
Seems like a nice report, I will read it later.
First impressions: The text font was a little strange and will probably give me a headache after a while. Also, dark names on dark background = -1 =(
~Khas |
| #5 derek[96885] |
| tcache-wg01.proxy.aol.com |
good:
pictures (goes with the writing) picture quality (very nice looking) and the attention to detail
bad:
the writing was rather shabby, minor mistakes like "I horded units" instead of the correct "I hoarded units"...and generally poor grammar brought this down to a 7
overall this is a good BR, but you should have someone proofread your writing in the future. |
| #6 [SM]Strega~F[96887] |
| proxy8.senet.com.au |
Hi.
=)
Strega |
| #7 'Final`Flare'[96892] |
| spider-tn072.proxy.aol.com |
GW Joe =)
Now my reports gonna look all bad cuz urs ownz =( |
| #8 Ling-erie[96902] |
| host213-1-159-122.btinternet.com |
As usual, brilliant.
Only flaw was that fessor's name was so dark i couldn't see it, so i just assumed that it was fessor everytime there was a hole in the text =p
thanx man, keep em coming =] |
| #9 Franklin James[96904] |
| mkc-65-28-49-6.kc.rr.com |
| Good BR, I noticed problems with your spelling, but the were pretty minor, just use spell check next time.. |
| #10 Psyonic_Reaver[96910] |
| 1Cust31.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
| /me groans. Oh how is my BR ever gonna look like this. |
#11  [96913] |
| barry-asy-11.rutgers.edu |
mmkay
hi smurf
on my brwsr, the colrd word "fessor" dint show up well on the black bckrnd D; but i lik pikr |
| #12 Who'sGotLag.IDO[96920] |
| usrns162.dialup.hawaii.edu |
On the br.com server you can't have punctuation or symbols in your name. I had to create an account without my apostrophe and replace the period with an underscore (_).
Hope that helps. |
| #13 joe.smurf[96923] |
| pm3-153.sj.redshift.com |
| yes that brown sux .. =[ |
#14  [96924] |
| ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com |
Good report, bad choice of font color for fessor's name and I don't really like collages but overall, there really isn't much to bitch about here so I'll give it an 8.
Dref |
| #15 corbalt[96934] |
| alb-66-66-199-178.nycap.rr.com |
man you have really horrible punctuation, grammar, overdone pictures, and using to many different fonts and run on sentences.
^^ |
| #16 MasturNate[96935] |
| carbon.remote.qx.net |
Corb, you just called him on his grammar and said "to many different" (should be "too") and "run on" (should be run-on).
I think you need to macro some more o's for that "to" and consider making a hyphen every now and then for that "run on". They really do enhance your unit mix.
But yeah....there are a lot of mistakes in the report.
We won't shoot him with a matza bread gun, though.
-- Nate |
| #17 corbalt[96936] |
| alb-66-66-199-178.nycap.rr.com |
nate
excerpt from his br:
<i>I’m looking forward to being flamed in the comments for my horrible punctuation, grammar, overdone pictures, and using to many different fonts and run on sentences. So try your hardest ^^</i>
fool |
| #18 corbalt[96937] |
| alb-66-66-199-178.nycap.rr.com |
| yeah ok html doesnt work fuck you anyway |
| #19 luae42[96938] |
| 64-60-21-42-cust.telepacific.net |
| 8? Come on, there's only one rating suitable for this report: 14. |
| #20 luae42[96939] |
| 64-60-21-42-cust.telepacific.net |
| Now to read. |
| #21 MasturNate[96941] |
| septane.remote.qx.net |
I didn't read it
WHOOPS |
| #22 I've played against Nate and I got my ass kicked[96946] |
| 111.ppp1-3.osl2.world-online.no |
| Nice :) |
| #23 mockdu[96947] |
| 209.77.65.25 |
| nice work.. joe.. |
| #24 Tariq[96949] |
| modemcable179.219-202-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
| link replay next time plz |
| #25 testosterone[96954] |
| mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com |
| nice reports, etc etc, rofl "yeah ok html doesnt work fuck you anyway" hahaha ;lighD;lhg |
| #26 CaughtNaked[96967] |
| 1Cust247.tnt3.washington.dc.da.uu.net |
| Ouch, nate got owned ^^. Now to read. |
| #27 CaughtNaked[96968] |
| 1Cust247.tnt3.washington.dc.da.uu.net |
My eyes... Writing was fine, some ppl r just to bitchy. My only big gripe is that in the opening picture it shows a hive being shot down by rines which prity much told me the whole BR from there. But other than the writing this was grt and the rating is rite on.
8
t2yl,
~CN |
| #28 joe[96981] |
| pm2-73.sj.redshift.com |
haha caught naked did u really read it because those opening pictures were taken from another game huk ^^
Gw
-joe |
| #29 PsychoChimpy[96988] |
| spider-tm042.proxy.aol.com |
Nice report, but 2 things bothered me
1) Brown on black=Sucky Vision
2) Mutalisks into Decapitated wings and such is not right. Decapitated means having your head cut off.
I can overlook them though, good work
-Chimpy
|
| #30 Kepow'Ob[97071] |
| ch5blm.bellglobal.com |
| started reading it until text gave me a headach, so I just looked at the pretty pictures. The BG to the pictures changed a lot, some looked really nice, others not so great. Once I read it I'll give you a more indepth idea of what I think. |
| #31 SCV~007[97085] |
| h225n1fls33o984.telia.com |
GJ man, keep it up.
With Joe.Smurf, Khas'Andro and Who'sGotLag writing great reports recently, along with other new writers, I wouldn't worry about xld and others "retiring" :)
|
#32  [97153] |
| ip141.herndon20.va.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Good work. Lots of action and such. Keep it up! I look forward to the other games, if you get around to them. |
| #33 BADKITTY![97161] |
| vt-lakechamplain2b-145.bur.adelphia.net |
Am I the only one who noticed how insatiably boring this report was? The entire report was one big paragraph (exaduration), and it stank of lack of detail when it mattered and too much where nobody gives a fuck... The collage sucked. The game was perty good, but that doesn't help if I'm too bored to notice til I think back on it afterwards...
I give you a 0 + 2 for effort. |
| #34 BADKITTY![97162] |
| vt-lakechamplain2b-145.bur.adelphia.net |
SCV, Funny I thought khas and joe sucked... must be me.
PS Khas == the devil. |
| #35 skimoose[97166] |
| hoproxy.proxy.lucent.com |
So, what I got from this BR was that pretty pictures earns you an 8. The text flowed like cow shit in the desert, and having to re-read half the sentences was not entertaining in the least. Have someone proof your text next time. Oh yeah.
"quickly run in fear from the 8 goalies"
This cracked me up. I know first hand about those goalies, with there stopping of the puck and blocking of the net. Hehe. |
| #36 joe[97173] |
| pm2-67.sj.redshift.com |
badkitty and skimoose who are you ? does anyone know you ? well i didnt tell you before the report but form now on dont comment on my work i dont need it , ur not helping ur just belittling and acting as if your important when ur not. so stfu plZ
-joe
P.S. who are you ? .. |
| #37 skimoose[97215] |
| h192-11-186-114.outland.lucent.com |
Who am I? Um, as my name clearly states, I am a moose who skiis. As for BADKITTY!, I can't be completely sure but he (or she) is probably an evil feline. Oh, and I WAS trying to help:
"Have someone proof your text next time".
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| #38 Reqiuem[97282] |
| spider-ntc-ta023.proxy.aol.com |
| Posting the replay would be cool :/. But good report, I liked the spiffy pics. Ya the grammer wasn't great, but it was still fun to read. Never knew metal was that sexy vs zerg :P. Nice report. |
| #39 joe.smurf[97297] |
| pm1-16.sj.redshift.com |
| the repaly is posted i released this like 2 weeks ago though so u gotta go back search my name though. |
| #40 BADKITTY![97310] |
| vt-lakechamplain2a-40.bur.adelphia.net |
| I am god, If you dont like my comments, dont read them. |
| #41 DINO[97315] |
| wnklcflow1.mts.net |
HELLO I AM DINO AND I AM MAKING A COMENT I AM COMENTING ON JOE.SMURFS BATTLE REPORT, I AM COMENTING ON THE FACT THAT HE MADE IT IN MY COMENT IM COMMENTING ON THE FACT THAT I READ IT
I AM ALSO "COMENTING" THAT I HAVE READ IT MORE THEN ONCE IN MY COMENTS I WOUDL LIEK TO COMMENT THAT THIS IS A BATTLE REPORT AND TO COMENT TO THAT I THINK IT IS A BATTLE REPORT MADE BY JOE SMURF I WOUD ALSO LIEK TO COMENT THAT I HAVE JUST REALIZED I HAVE BEEN SPELLING COMENT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME IS U WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON THIS BATTLE REPORT THAT I HAVE JUST COMENTED ON OR COMENT ON MY COMENT PLZ FEEL FREE TO COMENT ON EIOTHER BECAUSE I FEEL THEY ARE BOTH COMENTABLE THAT U FOR UR TIME COMENTING. |
#42  [97395] |
| imsbbcf03a.netvigator.com |
| nice BR |
| #43 SarcasticSage[97890] |
| 207.157.58.64 |
nice BR, bonus points for the doped out Kirby <(O_o)>
peace
-SS |
| #44 Fluid.Smurf[143671] |
| 65.164.72.2 |
Long time no C Joe. Drop me an email let me know if u still game on Sc err BW, ill_user@hotmail.com
Take it ez bro, think we could ever get smurfs back off the ground???
Holla |
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