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| #1 WarLeaderJustin[94219] | | adsl-64-171-77-208.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net | I HAVE MORE STAMINA NOW.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH STYLE, HUR HUR. | | #2 2nd[94220] | | adsl-dynamic5-243.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net | GoaTZiLLa!
look at me im cool | | #3 WisestYoda[94222] | | pm3-1-38.boscobel.mwt.net | i remember seeing all those people in nh like 3 hours ago and i think they played
so this game was like a lil while ago
so i can predict with pretty high confidence that this br is horse shit
later | | #4 Zergswarm101[94223] | | bg7-76.eagnet.com | WTf was that? no screenshots?DAMN YOU!!!
i hope you die of ball cancer homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | #5 CrackHeadJeb[94224] | | mu-178090.dhcp.missouri.edu | Hrm.
I try to avoid reporting games that are less than 30 minutes long, unless I report a series or something. 8*)
Not enough material here, son. I hope to read more of your reports, though. Find better games.
-CHJ | | #6 CrackHeadJeb[94225] | | mu-178090.dhcp.missouri.edu | Didn't Ling-erie warn you against reporting games this short?
-CHJ | | #7 Aiurs~Pride[94226] | | HSE-London-ppp196871.sympatico.ca | | This report wasn't very good but good for a first try. If you plan on trying to do remember to write in complete sentences. Some of the sentences ran together and said stuff like "In a last ditch effort hoky_poky warps in some cannons but they are killled by hoky_poky leaves the game". Once you learn to use sentences you can move on to pics etc. | | #8 CKane[94227] | | c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com | | If youre gonna try to write a BR, at least TRY to make it good, mmkay? It may be your first BR, but thats no excuse for the lackluster crap I see here. | | #9 WSSO[94228] | | hsa239.pool021.at101.earthlink.net | Perfect
better than i can do | | #10 mistears[94229] | | sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com | WTF is telia server????? grrrr
u shud pick a better game.. | | #11 Supercod[94230] | | 63-224-56-250.customers.uswest.net | that was boring
wtf | | #12 Psyonic_Reaver[94231] | | 1Cust101.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net | I just played vs ling today. I was Zerg he was Toss. To make a short story uhh well short. I dropped 5 overlords with hydras with speed and range upgrade along with 2 overlords with lurkers into his base via the back door, and well.
No more base. He did attack me with his (Pitifully few) troops and did nothing to my home defense. | | #13 IGGY[94234] | | adsl-64-160-27-57.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net | | BLOCKED | | #14 Breeze[94235] | | dial11.stz.orbitel.bg | Actually the game didn't seem short at all, 8-9 minutes can be a pretty good game and most properly played games last that much or a bit more, but in this case it just wasn't really interesting (to me at least). Protoss made corsairs and zealots (3-4 corsairs at least if I got it right) against hydras + lurkers... not good ;( Also you should have way more details I think
If there was somehthing special about the game or players, like those one-sided but very funny games Montaro vs. HerbalAvenger that King-Lewis reported a while ago, I would care, but here there didn't seem to be much of interest. ;(
Still I hope you try to make another, better BR | | #15 Hype[94236] | | 156-148-237-24.sol-dial.gci.net | the difference between you and a great reporter:
1. roughtly 30-40 pictures that most the time arn't needed
2. making that short game seem like it took an hour with details
3. getting the colors right on the players name
4. hmmmm get the point?
this wasn't bad but it wasn't good.. or fair for that matter..
neways... good first try | | #16 SoY~b0mB[94237] | | c1457880-a.sttln1.wa.home.com | | Reading that was as boring as masturbating without porn, and not half as fun. | | #17 joe[94238] | | pm1-62.sj.redshift.com | id give this a 9
-joe | | #18 the()vermind[94241] | | AC959906.ipt.aol.com | a tag short for a first br. When i started br'ing, my br's wwere up to 8 pages long on ms word. But it's good that youy know how to summarize well. but this game was plainly a tad too short to be br'ed. Your next largest problem was that the colors for ling-erie seemed to alternate alot. Purple most of the time, blue once. Images, as you probably know, are standard with br's, so to do that you need a) a half decent pic editor (ms paint included)
b) some html sense (the code is <img src location>
c) know the location of the print screen key
d) As long as you have images, might as well have alt-text
Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad. Overall, not the best 1st report out there, but a fair start. I can' predict a rating cause text br's seem to be doing better than usual. Joe, a 9 is way too high
| #19  [94243] | | barry-asy-96.rutgers.edu | | joe you mean a 10 cuz i give a 10 :O | | #20 Ling-erie[94244] | | host62-7-118-164.btinternet.com | That was in actual fact well over 15 minutes, you should have strung out the BR, as u missed loads of details like i tore doen his expansion with lings WHILST containing his troops above his ramp with lurrkers. You also forgot to say when he expanded, and how i had to keep re-calling my hydras back to fight the sairs. I n=only had 5 for ages as i had no supply to build more.
Also, in the 1st battle, you never said anything about it. I had 7 lings, he had 3 zealots and a probe, It was micro-intensive (don't laugh deon, FU) in that i used my libngs to pick off probes, and my drones to protect my sunken colony. Also, mention building placement, i put the sunken deep within my peon line so it covered everything, but was protectable with drones too.
I could go on, but despite it's flaws i'd give it a 10 as i won =]
Ling-erie gosu leap-frogs his lurkers and upon entering Holy_Polock's base
OWN!!!!! First time i've ever done anything well
But listen to overmind and crackheadjeb and breeze for tips, they do know what they're talking about.
Also Psionic_reaver, what's your point? you enter a comments sectio and describe how you beat me, if it was as good as you said, BR it, if not then don't waste our time. I lost, you won well done, but ask anyone here, that's no great achievement, especially in a ZvP game vs me!
Well done adrenaling!rush for 1st go, but you have LOADS to learn, msg me in the channel and i'll give you more hints if u want, but basically, about 3-4 times more detail, even if it's not entirely accurate, so long as it's all you remember, then you get a good br out of a short game =]
| | #21 ground-LOBP-[94247] | | syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com | | The Mad Proofreader has come to the conclusion that Ling is dyslexic, especially since he can't even spell Psyonic_Reaver's name right :P Anyway, I obsed that game and it was pretty damn one-sided. One-sided games are hella boring... don't br them. And something besides Temple would be nice (as always, ground's crusade against nh maps pushes slowly forward). Pics, aside from depicting action-packed moments, also show where buildings are in bases (where were the stargates? were they vulnerable? etc.). You should've at least had some pictures at the bottom. I say a 2 because: no pics, it was a bad game to begin with, very short br, and the writing had no personality, no panache. Work on that, add some humor or something (I forget who did the "goon soup" br, but that was a good example). On the other hand, there weren't too many English language errors in the br, and... umm.... hrm. Well, you get the point. Better luck next time. | | #22 BADKITTY![94248] | | proxy1.bur.adelphia.net | GOOD THINGS about this report:
1) no pictures (I HATE PICTURES)
2) bad grammer (I HATE GRAMMER)
3) no html (I HATE HTML)
4) no detail (I HATE DETAIL)
ok... so maybe I'm just blatantly wrong, but ... thats my right!
On a more seroius note, ignore the assfucking losers who say you need pictures to make a good BR... But listen to the people who are telling you you need a good game... this wasn't one...
_BADKITTY!_ | | #23 praj182[94249] | | 24.42.199.15 | wtf kitty
this was a good 1st report, by a longshot better than mine, but you seem to always make it through with gay comments. yes, you are blatently wrong, because the things that you listed above are what a br is. see, without grammar, pics, html, or detail you have a bunch of words. (zealot rush workers died tried to liftoff, goons came, i died)
anyhoo, good job a-lingrush, welcome to br.com! hehe, my own 2 cents in. . .
peace
-praj | | #24 DrAwesome - Rater[94250] | | user170.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net | i dont think yrm's ever gonna make me that tag so ill have to use my own =o
all im gonna say about htis report is:
details, details, details!@
and get a better game :| and check yer grammar :|
i give this a 3 | | #25 ground-LOBP-[94251] | | syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com | | btw people, it's blatant B-L-A-T-A-N-T get it right plz I've seen 2 people spell it wrong so far. | | #26 ground-LOBP-[94252] | | syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com | | not you badkitty, but praj just now and ling in an earlier br's comments | | #27 Eradicate~Me[94254] | | pa-millscreek2a-240.buf.adelphia.net | | why the hell did you color the names? | | #28 sdnguirneigre[94255] | | cdm-5-33-tyl.cox-internet.com | | FLAME FLAME FLAME MUAHAHAHZHA | | #29 =AeroGear=[94257] | | modemcable172.131-203-24.que.mc.videotron.ca | | You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR. | | #30 =AeroGear=[94259] | | modemcable172.131-203-24.que.mc.videotron.ca | | You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR. | | #31 }DraginslayeR{[94260] | | A100-0763.NYCM.splitrock.net | ick horribly horrible. MY br is better than this one, my only br too. y would u even try to do this. this is horrible
rofl the()vermind: "Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad."
U suck do better
--}DraginslayeR{
"I wish I were Irish" | | #32 doggie[94261] | | spider-to064.proxy.aol.com | | u sux | | #33 SemenInMyJuice[94262] | | AC83C552.ipt.aol.com | | this was quite the br. it had everything from humor to action to...wait...oops, im replying to wrong report | | #34 )Seizure([94264] | | spider-mtc-ta041.proxy.aol.com | | Psionic_reaver stfu and stop bragging. Yuo think ur hott sh*t. So i challnge you t oa 1v1 me P you Z, see how ya do vs a player who can rape you? | | #35 Ling-erie[94270] | | igw-se.astra.com | Lol seizure tell it to the man,
Ground, shut the hell up, no-one cares
AtoGear, u owe me th 1 second of my life where i hd to read your double-post
Praj, look up sarcasm in the dictionary you fool
Doggie, shut ut, don't bother commenting if that's all you have to say
Dr. Aweseome how was that not a 10, i won a game for crying out loud, it'll be the 4 horsemen next!
BadKitty! thanx for constructive coments, but i emplore you not to newbie bash =o
hf | | #36 |)eathlord[94272] | | 64.218.202.50 | | Flame! That BR sucked man. Learn to spell and also some pics are good... | | #37 ~Genesis[94273] | | proxy.ocps.k12.fl.us | Well Ling-sama you beat me as well (i think thats even less of an accomplishment then beating you it would seem) And yeah anyway i should be responding to the BR not the Posts right? Well lets see, Deatil>You. You did things like "when the zeals walked up the ramp they quickly turned when they saw what was awaiting them" AHH wTF what did they see??!!??!!? was it like a 3-legged camel or T-Mac neked?!
Poor Ausome has no piccy cool logo thing :*( he has to do it Ghetto way
And uh........im gunna make a Tribes 2 Report soon it will be owns, i have all the piccys so i just gotta write evertyhing now and do it n stuff (btw i>HTML)
~Genesis
YOU KILLED MY BENGY YOU ASSFACE!!!!!-Something to the extent of what i said when Enth killed my Bengy while obbin. | | #38 Ling-erie[94274] | | igw-se.astra.com | BTW, i lost the re-match of this, possibly the worst game i ever played.
me at 12:00 (P) Him at 3(Z) and i off-cannon below his choke with +1 attack zealots and 3 cannons.
Then he kills my main with lurks, i take 6:00 main and nat and 9:00 main and he takes the island and so i have 3 bases he has 2. I then lose to gaurdians and hydra as i forgot all game to make any good units what-so-ever (temps/reavers) and he played fairly well despite the whole off-cannon thing. Zerg > carriers and sairs btw
Worst game ever, but you can see how bad i really am when not playing well. | | #39 Psyonic_Reaver[94276] | | bess-proxy01.cdesd.k12.or.us | | Hey my report got the same rating as this guy and thats only because a) no pics, b) no spacing between paragraphs. And I'm sure there are some others but those are the main ones I think. Oh and I didnt talk about a bengalaas. =^)> | | #40 ground-LOBP-[94283] | | syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com | | The Mad Proofreader does not care whether "other people" care. He fights to improve the world by executing spelling errors in the name of justice! | | #41 TDM[94284] | | ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com | The coolest part of the BR was when Hocky_Whatsit's name was on the same line 3 times, stacked on top of eachother.
that was cool. | | #42 DrAwesome - Rater[94285] | | user219.net058.va.sprint-hsd.net | im just bitter from when you beat me ling :[
| | #43 derek[94290] | | AC95AD3B.ipt.aol.com | lings build sounded like shit
sure, even good players wouldnt scout that min only too early...but once they find it you can't even defend the damn thing...and if you decide to counter their main? Yeah, their zeals are right fucking there and you're screwed.
I would have played far more conservatively in 12 v 3... | | #44 xld.aldogrez[94332] | | spider-ti083.proxy.aol.com | | not too bad. was actually good for me cause i only had a little time to read something and this was perfect. In other reports just be more descriptive and if you wanna get into pics they help when you're recapping the game | | #45 [94344] | | bess-proxy1.mveca.org |
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#1 WarLeaderJustin[94219]
I HAVE MORE STAMINA NOW.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH STYLE, HUR HUR.
#2 2nd[94220]
GoaTZiLLa!
look at me im cool
#3 WisestYoda[94222]
i remember seeing all those people in nh like 3 hours ago and i think they played
so this game was like a lil while ago
so i can predict with pretty high confidence that this br is horse shit
later
#4 Zergswarm101[94223]
WTf was that? no screenshots?DAMN YOU!!!
i hope you die of ball cancer homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5 CrackHeadJeb[94224]
Hrm.
I try to avoid reporting games that are less than 30 minutes long, unless I report a series or something. 8*)
Not enough material here, son. I hope to read more of your reports, though. Find better games.
-CHJ
#6 CrackHeadJeb[94225]
Didn't Ling-erie warn you against reporting games this short?
-CHJ
#7 Aiurs~Pride[94226]
This report wasn't very good but good for a first try. If you plan on trying to do remember to write in complete sentences. Some of the sentences ran together and said stuff like "In a last ditch effort hoky_poky warps in some cannons but they are killled by hoky_poky leaves the game". Once you learn to use sentences you can move on to pics etc.
#8 CKane[94227]
If youre gonna try to write a BR, at least TRY to make it good, mmkay? It may be your first BR, but thats no excuse for the lackluster crap I see here.
#9 WSSO[94228]
Perfect
better than i can do
#10 mistears[94229]
WTF is telia server????? grrrr
u shud pick a better game..
#11 Supercod[94230]
that was boring
wtf
#12 Psyonic_Reaver[94231]
I just played vs ling today. I was Zerg he was Toss. To make a short story uhh well short. I dropped 5 overlords with hydras with speed and range upgrade along with 2 overlords with lurkers into his base via the back door, and well.
No more base. He did attack me with his (Pitifully few) troops and did nothing to my home defense.
#13 IGGY[94234]
BLOCKED
#14 Breeze[94235]
Actually the game didn't seem short at all, 8-9 minutes can be a pretty good game and most properly played games last that much or a bit more, but in this case it just wasn't really interesting (to me at least). Protoss made corsairs and zealots (3-4 corsairs at least if I got it right) against hydras + lurkers... not good ;( Also you should have way more details I think
If there was somehthing special about the game or players, like those one-sided but very funny games Montaro vs. HerbalAvenger that King-Lewis reported a while ago, I would care, but here there didn't seem to be much of interest. ;(
Still I hope you try to make another, better BR
#15 Hype[94236]
the difference between you and a great reporter:
1. roughtly 30-40 pictures that most the time arn't needed
2. making that short game seem like it took an hour with details
3. getting the colors right on the players name
4. hmmmm get the point?
this wasn't bad but it wasn't good.. or fair for that matter..
neways... good first try
#16 SoY~b0mB[94237]
Reading that was as boring as masturbating without porn, and not half as fun.
#17 joe[94238]
id give this a 9
-joe
#18 the()vermind[94241]
a tag short for a first br. When i started br'ing, my br's wwere up to 8 pages long on ms word. But it's good that youy know how to summarize well. but this game was plainly a tad too short to be br'ed. Your next largest problem was that the colors for ling-erie seemed to alternate alot. Purple most of the time, blue once. Images, as you probably know, are standard with br's, so to do that you need a) a half decent pic editor (ms paint included)
b) some html sense (the code is <img src location>
c) know the location of the print screen key
d) As long as you have images, might as well have alt-text
Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad. Overall, not the best 1st report out there, but a fair start. I can' predict a rating cause text br's seem to be doing better than usual. Joe, a 9 is way too high
#19 [94243]
joe you mean a 10 cuz i give a 10 :O
#20 Ling-erie[94244]
That was in actual fact well over 15 minutes, you should have strung out the BR, as u missed loads of details like i tore doen his expansion with lings WHILST containing his troops above his ramp with lurrkers. You also forgot to say when he expanded, and how i had to keep re-calling my hydras back to fight the sairs. I n=only had 5 for ages as i had no supply to build more.
Also, in the 1st battle, you never said anything about it. I had 7 lings, he had 3 zealots and a probe, It was micro-intensive (don't laugh deon, FU) in that i used my libngs to pick off probes, and my drones to protect my sunken colony. Also, mention building placement, i put the sunken deep within my peon line so it covered everything, but was protectable with drones too.
I could go on, but despite it's flaws i'd give it a 10 as i won =]
Ling-erie gosu leap-frogs his lurkers and upon entering Holy_Polock's base
OWN!!!!! First time i've ever done anything well
But listen to overmind and crackheadjeb and breeze for tips, they do know what they're talking about.
Also Psionic_reaver, what's your point? you enter a comments sectio and describe how you beat me, if it was as good as you said, BR it, if not then don't waste our time. I lost, you won well done, but ask anyone here, that's no great achievement, especially in a ZvP game vs me!
Well done adrenaling!rush for 1st go, but you have LOADS to learn, msg me in the channel and i'll give you more hints if u want, but basically, about 3-4 times more detail, even if it's not entirely accurate, so long as it's all you remember, then you get a good br out of a short game =]
#21 ground-LOBP-[94247]
The Mad Proofreader has come to the conclusion that Ling is dyslexic, especially since he can't even spell Psyonic_Reaver's name right :P Anyway, I obsed that game and it was pretty damn one-sided. One-sided games are hella boring... don't br them. And something besides Temple would be nice (as always, ground's crusade against nh maps pushes slowly forward). Pics, aside from depicting action-packed moments, also show where buildings are in bases (where were the stargates? were they vulnerable? etc.). You should've at least had some pictures at the bottom. I say a 2 because: no pics, it was a bad game to begin with, very short br, and the writing had no personality, no panache. Work on that, add some humor or something (I forget who did the "goon soup" br, but that was a good example). On the other hand, there weren't too many English language errors in the br, and... umm.... hrm. Well, you get the point. Better luck next time.
#22 BADKITTY![94248]
GOOD THINGS about this report:
1) no pictures (I HATE PICTURES)
2) bad grammer (I HATE GRAMMER)
3) no html (I HATE HTML)
4) no detail (I HATE DETAIL)
ok... so maybe I'm just blatantly wrong, but ... thats my right!
On a more seroius note, ignore the assfucking losers who say you need pictures to make a good BR... But listen to the people who are telling you you need a good game... this wasn't one...
_BADKITTY!_
#23 praj182[94249]
wtf kitty
this was a good 1st report, by a longshot better than mine, but you seem to always make it through with gay comments. yes, you are blatently wrong, because the things that you listed above are what a br is. see, without grammar, pics, html, or detail you have a bunch of words. (zealot rush workers died tried to liftoff, goons came, i died)
anyhoo, good job a-lingrush, welcome to br.com! hehe, my own 2 cents in. . .
peace
-praj
#24 DrAwesome - Rater[94250]
i dont think yrm's ever gonna make me that tag so ill have to use my own =o
all im gonna say about htis report is:
details, details, details!@
and get a better game :| and check yer grammar :|
i give this a 3
#25 ground-LOBP-[94251]
btw people, it's blatant B-L-A-T-A-N-T get it right plz I've seen 2 people spell it wrong so far.
#26 ground-LOBP-[94252]
not you badkitty, but praj just now and ling in an earlier br's comments
#27 Eradicate~Me[94254]
why the hell did you color the names?
#28 sdnguirneigre[94255]
FLAME FLAME FLAME MUAHAHAHZHA
#29 =AeroGear=[94257]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#30 =AeroGear=[94259]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#31 }DraginslayeR{[94260]
ick horribly horrible. MY br is better than this one, my only br too. y would u even try to do this. this is horrible
rofl the()vermind: "Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad."
U suck do better
--}DraginslayeR{
"I wish I were Irish"
#32 doggie[94261]
u sux
#33 SemenInMyJuice[94262]
this was quite the br. it had everything from humor to action to...wait...oops, im replying to wrong report
#34 )Seizure([94264]
Psionic_reaver stfu and stop bragging. Yuo think ur hott sh*t. So i challnge you t oa 1v1 me P you Z, see how ya do vs a player who can rape you?
#35 Ling-erie[94270]
Lol seizure tell it to the man,
Ground, shut the hell up, no-one cares
AtoGear, u owe me th 1 second of my life where i hd to read your double-post
Praj, look up sarcasm in the dictionary you fool
Doggie, shut ut, don't bother commenting if that's all you have to say
Dr. Aweseome how was that not a 10, i won a game for crying out loud, it'll be the 4 horsemen next!
BadKitty! thanx for constructive coments, but i emplore you not to newbie bash =o
hf
#36 |)eathlord[94272]
Flame! That BR sucked man. Learn to spell and also some pics are good...
#37 ~Genesis[94273]
Well Ling-sama you beat me as well (i think thats even less of an accomplishment then beating you it would seem) And yeah anyway i should be responding to the BR not the Posts right? Well lets see, Deatil>You. You did things like "when the zeals walked up the ramp they quickly turned when they saw what was awaiting them" AHH wTF what did they see??!!??!!? was it like a 3-legged camel or T-Mac neked?!
Poor Ausome has no piccy cool logo thing :*( he has to do it Ghetto way
And uh........im gunna make a Tribes 2 Report soon it will be owns, i have all the piccys so i just gotta write evertyhing now and do it n stuff (btw i>HTML)
~Genesis
YOU KILLED MY BENGY YOU ASSFACE!!!!!-Something to the extent of what i said when Enth killed my Bengy while obbin.
#38 Ling-erie[94274]
BTW, i lost the re-match of this, possibly the worst game i ever played.
me at 12:00 (P) Him at 3(Z) and i off-cannon below his choke with +1 attack zealots and 3 cannons.
Then he kills my main with lurks, i take 6:00 main and nat and 9:00 main and he takes the island and so i have 3 bases he has 2. I then lose to gaurdians and hydra as i forgot all game to make any good units what-so-ever (temps/reavers) and he played fairly well despite the whole off-cannon thing. Zerg > carriers and sairs btw
Worst game ever, but you can see how bad i really am when not playing well.
#39 Psyonic_Reaver[94276]
Hey my report got the same rating as this guy and thats only because a) no pics, b) no spacing between paragraphs. And I'm sure there are some others but those are the main ones I think. Oh and I didnt talk about a bengalaas. =^)>
#40 ground-LOBP-[94283]
The Mad Proofreader does not care whether "other people" care. He fights to improve the world by executing spelling errors in the name of justice!
#41 TDM[94284]
The coolest part of the BR was when Hocky_Whatsit's name was on the same line 3 times, stacked on top of eachother.
that was cool.
#42 DrAwesome - Rater[94285]
im just bitter from when you beat me ling :[
#43 derek[94290]
lings build sounded like shit
sure, even good players wouldnt scout that min only too early...but once they find it you can't even defend the damn thing...and if you decide to counter their main? Yeah, their zeals are right fucking there and you're screwed.
I would have played far more conservatively in 12 v 3...
#44 xld.aldogrez[94332]
not too bad. was actually good for me cause i only had a little time to read something and this was perfect. In other reports just be more descriptive and if you wanna get into pics they help when you're recapping the game
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#1 WarLeaderJustin[94219]
I HAVE MORE STAMINA NOW.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH STYLE, HUR HUR.
#2 2nd[94220]
GoaTZiLLa!
look at me im cool
#3 WisestYoda[94222]
i remember seeing all those people in nh like 3 hours ago and i think they played
so this game was like a lil while ago
so i can predict with pretty high confidence that this br is horse shit
later
#4 Zergswarm101[94223]
WTf was that? no screenshots?DAMN YOU!!!
i hope you die of ball cancer homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5 CrackHeadJeb[94224]
Hrm.
I try to avoid reporting games that are less than 30 minutes long, unless I report a series or something. 8*)
Not enough material here, son. I hope to read more of your reports, though. Find better games.
-CHJ
#6 CrackHeadJeb[94225]
Didn't Ling-erie warn you against reporting games this short?
-CHJ
#7 Aiurs~Pride[94226]
This report wasn't very good but good for a first try. If you plan on trying to do remember to write in complete sentences. Some of the sentences ran together and said stuff like "In a last ditch effort hoky_poky warps in some cannons but they are killled by hoky_poky leaves the game". Once you learn to use sentences you can move on to pics etc.
#8 CKane[94227]
If youre gonna try to write a BR, at least TRY to make it good, mmkay? It may be your first BR, but thats no excuse for the lackluster crap I see here.
#9 WSSO[94228]
Perfect
better than i can do
#10 mistears[94229]
WTF is telia server????? grrrr
u shud pick a better game..
#11 Supercod[94230]
that was boring
wtf
#12 Psyonic_Reaver[94231]
I just played vs ling today. I was Zerg he was Toss. To make a short story uhh well short. I dropped 5 overlords with hydras with speed and range upgrade along with 2 overlords with lurkers into his base via the back door, and well.
No more base. He did attack me with his (Pitifully few) troops and did nothing to my home defense.
#13 IGGY[94234]
BLOCKED
#14 Breeze[94235]
Actually the game didn't seem short at all, 8-9 minutes can be a pretty good game and most properly played games last that much or a bit more, but in this case it just wasn't really interesting (to me at least). Protoss made corsairs and zealots (3-4 corsairs at least if I got it right) against hydras + lurkers... not good ;( Also you should have way more details I think
If there was somehthing special about the game or players, like those one-sided but very funny games Montaro vs. HerbalAvenger that King-Lewis reported a while ago, I would care, but here there didn't seem to be much of interest. ;(
Still I hope you try to make another, better BR
#15 Hype[94236]
the difference between you and a great reporter:
1. roughtly 30-40 pictures that most the time arn't needed
2. making that short game seem like it took an hour with details
3. getting the colors right on the players name
4. hmmmm get the point?
this wasn't bad but it wasn't good.. or fair for that matter..
neways... good first try
#16 SoY~b0mB[94237]
Reading that was as boring as masturbating without porn, and not half as fun.
#17 joe[94238]
id give this a 9
-joe
#18 the()vermind[94241]
a tag short for a first br. When i started br'ing, my br's wwere up to 8 pages long on ms word. But it's good that youy know how to summarize well. but this game was plainly a tad too short to be br'ed. Your next largest problem was that the colors for ling-erie seemed to alternate alot. Purple most of the time, blue once. Images, as you probably know, are standard with br's, so to do that you need a) a half decent pic editor (ms paint included)
b) some html sense (the code is <img src location>
c) know the location of the print screen key
d) As long as you have images, might as well have alt-text
Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad. Overall, not the best 1st report out there, but a fair start. I can' predict a rating cause text br's seem to be doing better than usual. Joe, a 9 is way too high
#19 [94243]
joe you mean a 10 cuz i give a 10 :O
#20 Ling-erie[94244]
That was in actual fact well over 15 minutes, you should have strung out the BR, as u missed loads of details like i tore doen his expansion with lings WHILST containing his troops above his ramp with lurrkers. You also forgot to say when he expanded, and how i had to keep re-calling my hydras back to fight the sairs. I n=only had 5 for ages as i had no supply to build more.
Also, in the 1st battle, you never said anything about it. I had 7 lings, he had 3 zealots and a probe, It was micro-intensive (don't laugh deon, FU) in that i used my libngs to pick off probes, and my drones to protect my sunken colony. Also, mention building placement, i put the sunken deep within my peon line so it covered everything, but was protectable with drones too.
I could go on, but despite it's flaws i'd give it a 10 as i won =]
Ling-erie gosu leap-frogs his lurkers and upon entering Holy_Polock's base
OWN!!!!! First time i've ever done anything well
But listen to overmind and crackheadjeb and breeze for tips, they do know what they're talking about.
Also Psionic_reaver, what's your point? you enter a comments sectio and describe how you beat me, if it was as good as you said, BR it, if not then don't waste our time. I lost, you won well done, but ask anyone here, that's no great achievement, especially in a ZvP game vs me!
Well done adrenaling!rush for 1st go, but you have LOADS to learn, msg me in the channel and i'll give you more hints if u want, but basically, about 3-4 times more detail, even if it's not entirely accurate, so long as it's all you remember, then you get a good br out of a short game =]
#21 ground-LOBP-[94247]
The Mad Proofreader has come to the conclusion that Ling is dyslexic, especially since he can't even spell Psyonic_Reaver's name right :P Anyway, I obsed that game and it was pretty damn one-sided. One-sided games are hella boring... don't br them. And something besides Temple would be nice (as always, ground's crusade against nh maps pushes slowly forward). Pics, aside from depicting action-packed moments, also show where buildings are in bases (where were the stargates? were they vulnerable? etc.). You should've at least had some pictures at the bottom. I say a 2 because: no pics, it was a bad game to begin with, very short br, and the writing had no personality, no panache. Work on that, add some humor or something (I forget who did the "goon soup" br, but that was a good example). On the other hand, there weren't too many English language errors in the br, and... umm.... hrm. Well, you get the point. Better luck next time.
#22 BADKITTY![94248]
GOOD THINGS about this report:
1) no pictures (I HATE PICTURES)
2) bad grammer (I HATE GRAMMER)
3) no html (I HATE HTML)
4) no detail (I HATE DETAIL)
ok... so maybe I'm just blatantly wrong, but ... thats my right!
On a more seroius note, ignore the assfucking losers who say you need pictures to make a good BR... But listen to the people who are telling you you need a good game... this wasn't one...
_BADKITTY!_
#23 praj182[94249]
wtf kitty
this was a good 1st report, by a longshot better than mine, but you seem to always make it through with gay comments. yes, you are blatently wrong, because the things that you listed above are what a br is. see, without grammar, pics, html, or detail you have a bunch of words. (zealot rush workers died tried to liftoff, goons came, i died)
anyhoo, good job a-lingrush, welcome to br.com! hehe, my own 2 cents in. . .
peace
-praj
#24 DrAwesome - Rater[94250]
i dont think yrm's ever gonna make me that tag so ill have to use my own =o
all im gonna say about htis report is:
details, details, details!@
and get a better game :| and check yer grammar :|
i give this a 3
#25 ground-LOBP-[94251]
btw people, it's blatant B-L-A-T-A-N-T get it right plz I've seen 2 people spell it wrong so far.
#26 ground-LOBP-[94252]
not you badkitty, but praj just now and ling in an earlier br's comments
#27 Eradicate~Me[94254]
why the hell did you color the names?
#28 sdnguirneigre[94255]
FLAME FLAME FLAME MUAHAHAHZHA
#29 =AeroGear=[94257]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#30 =AeroGear=[94259]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#31 }DraginslayeR{[94260]
ick horribly horrible. MY br is better than this one, my only br too. y would u even try to do this. this is horrible
rofl the()vermind: "Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad."
U suck do better
--}DraginslayeR{
"I wish I were Irish"
#32 doggie[94261]
u sux
#33 SemenInMyJuice[94262]
this was quite the br. it had everything from humor to action to...wait...oops, im replying to wrong report
#34 )Seizure([94264]
Psionic_reaver stfu and stop bragging. Yuo think ur hott sh*t. So i challnge you t oa 1v1 me P you Z, see how ya do vs a player who can rape you?
#35 Ling-erie[94270]
Lol seizure tell it to the man,
Ground, shut the hell up, no-one cares
AtoGear, u owe me th 1 second of my life where i hd to read your double-post
Praj, look up sarcasm in the dictionary you fool
Doggie, shut ut, don't bother commenting if that's all you have to say
Dr. Aweseome how was that not a 10, i won a game for crying out loud, it'll be the 4 horsemen next!
BadKitty! thanx for constructive coments, but i emplore you not to newbie bash =o
hf
#36 |)eathlord[94272]
Flame! That BR sucked man. Learn to spell and also some pics are good...
#37 ~Genesis[94273]
Well Ling-sama you beat me as well (i think thats even less of an accomplishment then beating you it would seem) And yeah anyway i should be responding to the BR not the Posts right? Well lets see, Deatil>You. You did things like "when the zeals walked up the ramp they quickly turned when they saw what was awaiting them" AHH wTF what did they see??!!??!!? was it like a 3-legged camel or T-Mac neked?!
Poor Ausome has no piccy cool logo thing :*( he has to do it Ghetto way
And uh........im gunna make a Tribes 2 Report soon it will be owns, i have all the piccys so i just gotta write evertyhing now and do it n stuff (btw i>HTML)
~Genesis
YOU KILLED MY BENGY YOU ASSFACE!!!!!-Something to the extent of what i said when Enth killed my Bengy while obbin.
#38 Ling-erie[94274]
BTW, i lost the re-match of this, possibly the worst game i ever played.
me at 12:00 (P) Him at 3(Z) and i off-cannon below his choke with +1 attack zealots and 3 cannons.
Then he kills my main with lurks, i take 6:00 main and nat and 9:00 main and he takes the island and so i have 3 bases he has 2. I then lose to gaurdians and hydra as i forgot all game to make any good units what-so-ever (temps/reavers) and he played fairly well despite the whole off-cannon thing. Zerg > carriers and sairs btw
Worst game ever, but you can see how bad i really am when not playing well.
#39 Psyonic_Reaver[94276]
Hey my report got the same rating as this guy and thats only because a) no pics, b) no spacing between paragraphs. And I'm sure there are some others but those are the main ones I think. Oh and I didnt talk about a bengalaas. =^)>
#40 ground-LOBP-[94283]
The Mad Proofreader does not care whether "other people" care. He fights to improve the world by executing spelling errors in the name of justice!
#41 TDM[94284]
The coolest part of the BR was when Hocky_Whatsit's name was on the same line 3 times, stacked on top of eachother.
that was cool.
#42 DrAwesome - Rater[94285]
im just bitter from when you beat me ling :[
#43 derek[94290]
lings build sounded like shit
sure, even good players wouldnt scout that min only too early...but once they find it you can't even defend the damn thing...and if you decide to counter their main? Yeah, their zeals are right fucking there and you're screwed.
I would have played far more conservatively in 12 v 3...
#44 xld.aldogrez[94332]
not too bad. was actually good for me cause i only had a little time to read something and this was perfect. In other reports just be more descriptive and if you wanna get into pics they help when you're recapping the game
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#1 WarLeaderJustin[94219]
I HAVE MORE STAMINA NOW.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH STYLE, HUR HUR.
#2 2nd[94220]
GoaTZiLLa!
look at me im cool
#3 WisestYoda[94222]
i remember seeing all those people in nh like 3 hours ago and i think they played
so this game was like a lil while ago
so i can predict with pretty high confidence that this br is horse shit
later
#4 Zergswarm101[94223]
WTf was that? no screenshots?DAMN YOU!!!
i hope you die of ball cancer homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5 CrackHeadJeb[94224]
Hrm.
I try to avoid reporting games that are less than 30 minutes long, unless I report a series or something. 8*)
Not enough material here, son. I hope to read more of your reports, though. Find better games.
-CHJ
#6 CrackHeadJeb[94225]
Didn't Ling-erie warn you against reporting games this short?
-CHJ
#7 Aiurs~Pride[94226]
This report wasn't very good but good for a first try. If you plan on trying to do remember to write in complete sentences. Some of the sentences ran together and said stuff like "In a last ditch effort hoky_poky warps in some cannons but they are killled by hoky_poky leaves the game". Once you learn to use sentences you can move on to pics etc.
#8 CKane[94227]
If youre gonna try to write a BR, at least TRY to make it good, mmkay? It may be your first BR, but thats no excuse for the lackluster crap I see here.
#9 WSSO[94228]
Perfect
better than i can do
#10 mistears[94229]
WTF is telia server????? grrrr
u shud pick a better game..
#11 Supercod[94230]
that was boring
wtf
#12 Psyonic_Reaver[94231]
I just played vs ling today. I was Zerg he was Toss. To make a short story uhh well short. I dropped 5 overlords with hydras with speed and range upgrade along with 2 overlords with lurkers into his base via the back door, and well.
No more base. He did attack me with his (Pitifully few) troops and did nothing to my home defense.
#13 IGGY[94234]
BLOCKED
#14 Breeze[94235]
Actually the game didn't seem short at all, 8-9 minutes can be a pretty good game and most properly played games last that much or a bit more, but in this case it just wasn't really interesting (to me at least). Protoss made corsairs and zealots (3-4 corsairs at least if I got it right) against hydras + lurkers... not good ;( Also you should have way more details I think
If there was somehthing special about the game or players, like those one-sided but very funny games Montaro vs. HerbalAvenger that King-Lewis reported a while ago, I would care, but here there didn't seem to be much of interest. ;(
Still I hope you try to make another, better BR
#15 Hype[94236]
the difference between you and a great reporter:
1. roughtly 30-40 pictures that most the time arn't needed
2. making that short game seem like it took an hour with details
3. getting the colors right on the players name
4. hmmmm get the point?
this wasn't bad but it wasn't good.. or fair for that matter..
neways... good first try
#16 SoY~b0mB[94237]
Reading that was as boring as masturbating without porn, and not half as fun.
#17 joe[94238]
id give this a 9
-joe
#18 the()vermind[94241]
a tag short for a first br. When i started br'ing, my br's wwere up to 8 pages long on ms word. But it's good that youy know how to summarize well. but this game was plainly a tad too short to be br'ed. Your next largest problem was that the colors for ling-erie seemed to alternate alot. Purple most of the time, blue once. Images, as you probably know, are standard with br's, so to do that you need a) a half decent pic editor (ms paint included)
b) some html sense (the code is <img src location>
c) know the location of the print screen key
d) As long as you have images, might as well have alt-text
Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad. Overall, not the best 1st report out there, but a fair start. I can' predict a rating cause text br's seem to be doing better than usual. Joe, a 9 is way too high
#19 [94243]
joe you mean a 10 cuz i give a 10 :O
#20 Ling-erie[94244]
That was in actual fact well over 15 minutes, you should have strung out the BR, as u missed loads of details like i tore doen his expansion with lings WHILST containing his troops above his ramp with lurrkers. You also forgot to say when he expanded, and how i had to keep re-calling my hydras back to fight the sairs. I n=only had 5 for ages as i had no supply to build more.
Also, in the 1st battle, you never said anything about it. I had 7 lings, he had 3 zealots and a probe, It was micro-intensive (don't laugh deon, FU) in that i used my libngs to pick off probes, and my drones to protect my sunken colony. Also, mention building placement, i put the sunken deep within my peon line so it covered everything, but was protectable with drones too.
I could go on, but despite it's flaws i'd give it a 10 as i won =]
Ling-erie gosu leap-frogs his lurkers and upon entering Holy_Polock's base
OWN!!!!! First time i've ever done anything well
But listen to overmind and crackheadjeb and breeze for tips, they do know what they're talking about.
Also Psionic_reaver, what's your point? you enter a comments sectio and describe how you beat me, if it was as good as you said, BR it, if not then don't waste our time. I lost, you won well done, but ask anyone here, that's no great achievement, especially in a ZvP game vs me!
Well done adrenaling!rush for 1st go, but you have LOADS to learn, msg me in the channel and i'll give you more hints if u want, but basically, about 3-4 times more detail, even if it's not entirely accurate, so long as it's all you remember, then you get a good br out of a short game =]
#21 ground-LOBP-[94247]
The Mad Proofreader has come to the conclusion that Ling is dyslexic, especially since he can't even spell Psyonic_Reaver's name right :P Anyway, I obsed that game and it was pretty damn one-sided. One-sided games are hella boring... don't br them. And something besides Temple would be nice (as always, ground's crusade against nh maps pushes slowly forward). Pics, aside from depicting action-packed moments, also show where buildings are in bases (where were the stargates? were they vulnerable? etc.). You should've at least had some pictures at the bottom. I say a 2 because: no pics, it was a bad game to begin with, very short br, and the writing had no personality, no panache. Work on that, add some humor or something (I forget who did the "goon soup" br, but that was a good example). On the other hand, there weren't too many English language errors in the br, and... umm.... hrm. Well, you get the point. Better luck next time.
#22 BADKITTY![94248]
GOOD THINGS about this report:
1) no pictures (I HATE PICTURES)
2) bad grammer (I HATE GRAMMER)
3) no html (I HATE HTML)
4) no detail (I HATE DETAIL)
ok... so maybe I'm just blatantly wrong, but ... thats my right!
On a more seroius note, ignore the assfucking losers who say you need pictures to make a good BR... But listen to the people who are telling you you need a good game... this wasn't one...
_BADKITTY!_
#23 praj182[94249]
wtf kitty
this was a good 1st report, by a longshot better than mine, but you seem to always make it through with gay comments. yes, you are blatently wrong, because the things that you listed above are what a br is. see, without grammar, pics, html, or detail you have a bunch of words. (zealot rush workers died tried to liftoff, goons came, i died)
anyhoo, good job a-lingrush, welcome to br.com! hehe, my own 2 cents in. . .
peace
-praj
#24 DrAwesome - Rater[94250]
i dont think yrm's ever gonna make me that tag so ill have to use my own =o
all im gonna say about htis report is:
details, details, details!@
and get a better game :| and check yer grammar :|
i give this a 3
#25 ground-LOBP-[94251]
btw people, it's blatant B-L-A-T-A-N-T get it right plz I've seen 2 people spell it wrong so far.
#26 ground-LOBP-[94252]
not you badkitty, but praj just now and ling in an earlier br's comments
#27 Eradicate~Me[94254]
why the hell did you color the names?
#28 sdnguirneigre[94255]
FLAME FLAME FLAME MUAHAHAHZHA
#29 =AeroGear=[94257]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#30 =AeroGear=[94259]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#31 }DraginslayeR{[94260]
ick horribly horrible. MY br is better than this one, my only br too. y would u even try to do this. this is horrible
rofl the()vermind: "Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad."
U suck do better
--}DraginslayeR{
"I wish I were Irish"
#32 doggie[94261]
u sux
#33 SemenInMyJuice[94262]
this was quite the br. it had everything from humor to action to...wait...oops, im replying to wrong report
#34 )Seizure([94264]
Psionic_reaver stfu and stop bragging. Yuo think ur hott sh*t. So i challnge you t oa 1v1 me P you Z, see how ya do vs a player who can rape you?
#35 Ling-erie[94270]
Lol seizure tell it to the man,
Ground, shut the hell up, no-one cares
AtoGear, u owe me th 1 second of my life where i hd to read your double-post
Praj, look up sarcasm in the dictionary you fool
Doggie, shut ut, don't bother commenting if that's all you have to say
Dr. Aweseome how was that not a 10, i won a game for crying out loud, it'll be the 4 horsemen next!
BadKitty! thanx for constructive coments, but i emplore you not to newbie bash =o
hf
#36 |)eathlord[94272]
Flame! That BR sucked man. Learn to spell and also some pics are good...
#37 ~Genesis[94273]
Well Ling-sama you beat me as well (i think thats even less of an accomplishment then beating you it would seem) And yeah anyway i should be responding to the BR not the Posts right? Well lets see, Deatil>You. You did things like "when the zeals walked up the ramp they quickly turned when they saw what was awaiting them" AHH wTF what did they see??!!??!!? was it like a 3-legged camel or T-Mac neked?!
Poor Ausome has no piccy cool logo thing :*( he has to do it Ghetto way
And uh........im gunna make a Tribes 2 Report soon it will be owns, i have all the piccys so i just gotta write evertyhing now and do it n stuff (btw i>HTML)
~Genesis
YOU KILLED MY BENGY YOU ASSFACE!!!!!-Something to the extent of what i said when Enth killed my Bengy while obbin.
#38 Ling-erie[94274]
BTW, i lost the re-match of this, possibly the worst game i ever played.
me at 12:00 (P) Him at 3(Z) and i off-cannon below his choke with +1 attack zealots and 3 cannons.
Then he kills my main with lurks, i take 6:00 main and nat and 9:00 main and he takes the island and so i have 3 bases he has 2. I then lose to gaurdians and hydra as i forgot all game to make any good units what-so-ever (temps/reavers) and he played fairly well despite the whole off-cannon thing. Zerg > carriers and sairs btw
Worst game ever, but you can see how bad i really am when not playing well.
#39 Psyonic_Reaver[94276]
Hey my report got the same rating as this guy and thats only because a) no pics, b) no spacing between paragraphs. And I'm sure there are some others but those are the main ones I think. Oh and I didnt talk about a bengalaas. =^)>
#40 ground-LOBP-[94283]
The Mad Proofreader does not care whether "other people" care. He fights to improve the world by executing spelling errors in the name of justice!
#41 TDM[94284]
The coolest part of the BR was when Hocky_Whatsit's name was on the same line 3 times, stacked on top of eachother.
that was cool.
#42 DrAwesome - Rater[94285]
im just bitter from when you beat me ling :[
#43 derek[94290]
lings build sounded like shit
sure, even good players wouldnt scout that min only too early...but once they find it you can't even defend the damn thing...and if you decide to counter their main? Yeah, their zeals are right fucking there and you're screwed.
I would have played far more conservatively in 12 v 3...
#44 xld.aldogrez[94332]
not too bad. was actually good for me cause i only had a little time to read something and this was perfect. In other reports just be more descriptive and if you wanna get into pics they help when you're recapping the game
Post a comment of your own here
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-YourRoleModel
#1 WarLeaderJustin[94219]
I HAVE MORE STAMINA NOW.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH STYLE, HUR HUR.
#2 2nd[94220]
GoaTZiLLa!
look at me im cool
#3 WisestYoda[94222]
i remember seeing all those people in nh like 3 hours ago and i think they played
so this game was like a lil while ago
so i can predict with pretty high confidence that this br is horse shit
later
#4 Zergswarm101[94223]
WTf was that? no screenshots?DAMN YOU!!!
i hope you die of ball cancer homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5 CrackHeadJeb[94224]
Hrm.
I try to avoid reporting games that are less than 30 minutes long, unless I report a series or something. 8*)
Not enough material here, son. I hope to read more of your reports, though. Find better games.
-CHJ
#6 CrackHeadJeb[94225]
Didn't Ling-erie warn you against reporting games this short?
-CHJ
#7 Aiurs~Pride[94226]
This report wasn't very good but good for a first try. If you plan on trying to do remember to write in complete sentences. Some of the sentences ran together and said stuff like "In a last ditch effort hoky_poky warps in some cannons but they are killled by hoky_poky leaves the game". Once you learn to use sentences you can move on to pics etc.
#8 CKane[94227]
If youre gonna try to write a BR, at least TRY to make it good, mmkay? It may be your first BR, but thats no excuse for the lackluster crap I see here.
#9 WSSO[94228]
Perfect
better than i can do
#10 mistears[94229]
WTF is telia server????? grrrr
u shud pick a better game..
#11 Supercod[94230]
that was boring
wtf
#12 Psyonic_Reaver[94231]
I just played vs ling today. I was Zerg he was Toss. To make a short story uhh well short. I dropped 5 overlords with hydras with speed and range upgrade along with 2 overlords with lurkers into his base via the back door, and well.
No more base. He did attack me with his (Pitifully few) troops and did nothing to my home defense.
#13 IGGY[94234]
BLOCKED
#14 Breeze[94235]
Actually the game didn't seem short at all, 8-9 minutes can be a pretty good game and most properly played games last that much or a bit more, but in this case it just wasn't really interesting (to me at least). Protoss made corsairs and zealots (3-4 corsairs at least if I got it right) against hydras + lurkers... not good ;( Also you should have way more details I think
If there was somehthing special about the game or players, like those one-sided but very funny games Montaro vs. HerbalAvenger that King-Lewis reported a while ago, I would care, but here there didn't seem to be much of interest. ;(
Still I hope you try to make another, better BR
#15 Hype[94236]
the difference between you and a great reporter:
1. roughtly 30-40 pictures that most the time arn't needed
2. making that short game seem like it took an hour with details
3. getting the colors right on the players name
4. hmmmm get the point?
this wasn't bad but it wasn't good.. or fair for that matter..
neways... good first try
#16 SoY~b0mB[94237]
Reading that was as boring as masturbating without porn, and not half as fun.
#17 joe[94238]
id give this a 9
-joe
#18 the()vermind[94241]
a tag short for a first br. When i started br'ing, my br's wwere up to 8 pages long on ms word. But it's good that youy know how to summarize well. but this game was plainly a tad too short to be br'ed. Your next largest problem was that the colors for ling-erie seemed to alternate alot. Purple most of the time, blue once. Images, as you probably know, are standard with br's, so to do that you need a) a half decent pic editor (ms paint included)
b) some html sense (the code is <img src location>
c) know the location of the print screen key
d) As long as you have images, might as well have alt-text
Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad. Overall, not the best 1st report out there, but a fair start. I can' predict a rating cause text br's seem to be doing better than usual. Joe, a 9 is way too high
#19 [94243]
joe you mean a 10 cuz i give a 10 :O
#20 Ling-erie[94244]
That was in actual fact well over 15 minutes, you should have strung out the BR, as u missed loads of details like i tore doen his expansion with lings WHILST containing his troops above his ramp with lurrkers. You also forgot to say when he expanded, and how i had to keep re-calling my hydras back to fight the sairs. I n=only had 5 for ages as i had no supply to build more.
Also, in the 1st battle, you never said anything about it. I had 7 lings, he had 3 zealots and a probe, It was micro-intensive (don't laugh deon, FU) in that i used my libngs to pick off probes, and my drones to protect my sunken colony. Also, mention building placement, i put the sunken deep within my peon line so it covered everything, but was protectable with drones too.
I could go on, but despite it's flaws i'd give it a 10 as i won =]
Ling-erie gosu leap-frogs his lurkers and upon entering Holy_Polock's base
OWN!!!!! First time i've ever done anything well
But listen to overmind and crackheadjeb and breeze for tips, they do know what they're talking about.
Also Psionic_reaver, what's your point? you enter a comments sectio and describe how you beat me, if it was as good as you said, BR it, if not then don't waste our time. I lost, you won well done, but ask anyone here, that's no great achievement, especially in a ZvP game vs me!
Well done adrenaling!rush for 1st go, but you have LOADS to learn, msg me in the channel and i'll give you more hints if u want, but basically, about 3-4 times more detail, even if it's not entirely accurate, so long as it's all you remember, then you get a good br out of a short game =]
#21 ground-LOBP-[94247]
The Mad Proofreader has come to the conclusion that Ling is dyslexic, especially since he can't even spell Psyonic_Reaver's name right :P Anyway, I obsed that game and it was pretty damn one-sided. One-sided games are hella boring... don't br them. And something besides Temple would be nice (as always, ground's crusade against nh maps pushes slowly forward). Pics, aside from depicting action-packed moments, also show where buildings are in bases (where were the stargates? were they vulnerable? etc.). You should've at least had some pictures at the bottom. I say a 2 because: no pics, it was a bad game to begin with, very short br, and the writing had no personality, no panache. Work on that, add some humor or something (I forget who did the "goon soup" br, but that was a good example). On the other hand, there weren't too many English language errors in the br, and... umm.... hrm. Well, you get the point. Better luck next time.
#22 BADKITTY![94248]
GOOD THINGS about this report:
1) no pictures (I HATE PICTURES)
2) bad grammer (I HATE GRAMMER)
3) no html (I HATE HTML)
4) no detail (I HATE DETAIL)
ok... so maybe I'm just blatantly wrong, but ... thats my right!
On a more seroius note, ignore the assfucking losers who say you need pictures to make a good BR... But listen to the people who are telling you you need a good game... this wasn't one...
_BADKITTY!_
#23 praj182[94249]
wtf kitty
this was a good 1st report, by a longshot better than mine, but you seem to always make it through with gay comments. yes, you are blatently wrong, because the things that you listed above are what a br is. see, without grammar, pics, html, or detail you have a bunch of words. (zealot rush workers died tried to liftoff, goons came, i died)
anyhoo, good job a-lingrush, welcome to br.com! hehe, my own 2 cents in. . .
peace
-praj
#24 DrAwesome - Rater[94250]
i dont think yrm's ever gonna make me that tag so ill have to use my own =o
all im gonna say about htis report is:
details, details, details!@
and get a better game :| and check yer grammar :|
i give this a 3
#25 ground-LOBP-[94251]
btw people, it's blatant B-L-A-T-A-N-T get it right plz I've seen 2 people spell it wrong so far.
#26 ground-LOBP-[94252]
not you badkitty, but praj just now and ling in an earlier br's comments
#27 Eradicate~Me[94254]
why the hell did you color the names?
#28 sdnguirneigre[94255]
FLAME FLAME FLAME MUAHAHAHZHA
#29 =AeroGear=[94257]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#30 =AeroGear=[94259]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#31 }DraginslayeR{[94260]
ick horribly horrible. MY br is better than this one, my only br too. y would u even try to do this. this is horrible
rofl the()vermind: "Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad."
U suck do better
--}DraginslayeR{
"I wish I were Irish"
#32 doggie[94261]
u sux
#33 SemenInMyJuice[94262]
this was quite the br. it had everything from humor to action to...wait...oops, im replying to wrong report
#34 )Seizure([94264]
Psionic_reaver stfu and stop bragging. Yuo think ur hott sh*t. So i challnge you t oa 1v1 me P you Z, see how ya do vs a player who can rape you?
#35 Ling-erie[94270]
Lol seizure tell it to the man,
Ground, shut the hell up, no-one cares
AtoGear, u owe me th 1 second of my life where i hd to read your double-post
Praj, look up sarcasm in the dictionary you fool
Doggie, shut ut, don't bother commenting if that's all you have to say
Dr. Aweseome how was that not a 10, i won a game for crying out loud, it'll be the 4 horsemen next!
BadKitty! thanx for constructive coments, but i emplore you not to newbie bash =o
hf
#36 |)eathlord[94272]
Flame! That BR sucked man. Learn to spell and also some pics are good...
#37 ~Genesis[94273]
Well Ling-sama you beat me as well (i think thats even less of an accomplishment then beating you it would seem) And yeah anyway i should be responding to the BR not the Posts right? Well lets see, Deatil>You. You did things like "when the zeals walked up the ramp they quickly turned when they saw what was awaiting them" AHH wTF what did they see??!!??!!? was it like a 3-legged camel or T-Mac neked?!
Poor Ausome has no piccy cool logo thing :*( he has to do it Ghetto way
And uh........im gunna make a Tribes 2 Report soon it will be owns, i have all the piccys so i just gotta write evertyhing now and do it n stuff (btw i>HTML)
~Genesis
YOU KILLED MY BENGY YOU ASSFACE!!!!!-Something to the extent of what i said when Enth killed my Bengy while obbin.
#38 Ling-erie[94274]
BTW, i lost the re-match of this, possibly the worst game i ever played.
me at 12:00 (P) Him at 3(Z) and i off-cannon below his choke with +1 attack zealots and 3 cannons.
Then he kills my main with lurks, i take 6:00 main and nat and 9:00 main and he takes the island and so i have 3 bases he has 2. I then lose to gaurdians and hydra as i forgot all game to make any good units what-so-ever (temps/reavers) and he played fairly well despite the whole off-cannon thing. Zerg > carriers and sairs btw
Worst game ever, but you can see how bad i really am when not playing well.
#39 Psyonic_Reaver[94276]
Hey my report got the same rating as this guy and thats only because a) no pics, b) no spacing between paragraphs. And I'm sure there are some others but those are the main ones I think. Oh and I didnt talk about a bengalaas. =^)>
#40 ground-LOBP-[94283]
The Mad Proofreader does not care whether "other people" care. He fights to improve the world by executing spelling errors in the name of justice!
#41 TDM[94284]
The coolest part of the BR was when Hocky_Whatsit's name was on the same line 3 times, stacked on top of eachother.
that was cool.
#42 DrAwesome - Rater[94285]
im just bitter from when you beat me ling :[
#43 derek[94290]
lings build sounded like shit
sure, even good players wouldnt scout that min only too early...but once they find it you can't even defend the damn thing...and if you decide to counter their main? Yeah, their zeals are right fucking there and you're screwed.
I would have played far more conservatively in 12 v 3...
#44 xld.aldogrez[94332]
not too bad. was actually good for me cause i only had a little time to read something and this was perfect. In other reports just be more descriptive and if you wanna get into pics they help when you're recapping the game
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#1 WarLeaderJustin[94219]
I HAVE MORE STAMINA NOW.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH STYLE, HUR HUR.
#2 2nd[94220]
GoaTZiLLa!
look at me im cool
#3 WisestYoda[94222]
i remember seeing all those people in nh like 3 hours ago and i think they played
so this game was like a lil while ago
so i can predict with pretty high confidence that this br is horse shit
later
#4 Zergswarm101[94223]
WTf was that? no screenshots?DAMN YOU!!!
i hope you die of ball cancer homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5 CrackHeadJeb[94224]
Hrm.
I try to avoid reporting games that are less than 30 minutes long, unless I report a series or something. 8*)
Not enough material here, son. I hope to read more of your reports, though. Find better games.
-CHJ
#6 CrackHeadJeb[94225]
Didn't Ling-erie warn you against reporting games this short?
-CHJ
#7 Aiurs~Pride[94226]
This report wasn't very good but good for a first try. If you plan on trying to do remember to write in complete sentences. Some of the sentences ran together and said stuff like "In a last ditch effort hoky_poky warps in some cannons but they are killled by hoky_poky leaves the game". Once you learn to use sentences you can move on to pics etc.
#8 CKane[94227]
If youre gonna try to write a BR, at least TRY to make it good, mmkay? It may be your first BR, but thats no excuse for the lackluster crap I see here.
#9 WSSO[94228]
Perfect
better than i can do
#10 mistears[94229]
WTF is telia server????? grrrr
u shud pick a better game..
#11 Supercod[94230]
that was boring
wtf
#12 Psyonic_Reaver[94231]
I just played vs ling today. I was Zerg he was Toss. To make a short story uhh well short. I dropped 5 overlords with hydras with speed and range upgrade along with 2 overlords with lurkers into his base via the back door, and well.
No more base. He did attack me with his (Pitifully few) troops and did nothing to my home defense.
#13 IGGY[94234]
BLOCKED
#14 Breeze[94235]
Actually the game didn't seem short at all, 8-9 minutes can be a pretty good game and most properly played games last that much or a bit more, but in this case it just wasn't really interesting (to me at least). Protoss made corsairs and zealots (3-4 corsairs at least if I got it right) against hydras + lurkers... not good ;( Also you should have way more details I think
If there was somehthing special about the game or players, like those one-sided but very funny games Montaro vs. HerbalAvenger that King-Lewis reported a while ago, I would care, but here there didn't seem to be much of interest. ;(
Still I hope you try to make another, better BR
#15 Hype[94236]
the difference between you and a great reporter:
1. roughtly 30-40 pictures that most the time arn't needed
2. making that short game seem like it took an hour with details
3. getting the colors right on the players name
4. hmmmm get the point?
this wasn't bad but it wasn't good.. or fair for that matter..
neways... good first try
#16 SoY~b0mB[94237]
Reading that was as boring as masturbating without porn, and not half as fun.
#17 joe[94238]
id give this a 9
-joe
#18 the()vermind[94241]
a tag short for a first br. When i started br'ing, my br's wwere up to 8 pages long on ms word. But it's good that youy know how to summarize well. but this game was plainly a tad too short to be br'ed. Your next largest problem was that the colors for ling-erie seemed to alternate alot. Purple most of the time, blue once. Images, as you probably know, are standard with br's, so to do that you need a) a half decent pic editor (ms paint included)
b) some html sense (the code is <img src location>
c) know the location of the print screen key
d) As long as you have images, might as well have alt-text
Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad. Overall, not the best 1st report out there, but a fair start. I can' predict a rating cause text br's seem to be doing better than usual. Joe, a 9 is way too high
#19 [94243]
joe you mean a 10 cuz i give a 10 :O
#20 Ling-erie[94244]
That was in actual fact well over 15 minutes, you should have strung out the BR, as u missed loads of details like i tore doen his expansion with lings WHILST containing his troops above his ramp with lurrkers. You also forgot to say when he expanded, and how i had to keep re-calling my hydras back to fight the sairs. I n=only had 5 for ages as i had no supply to build more.
Also, in the 1st battle, you never said anything about it. I had 7 lings, he had 3 zealots and a probe, It was micro-intensive (don't laugh deon, FU) in that i used my libngs to pick off probes, and my drones to protect my sunken colony. Also, mention building placement, i put the sunken deep within my peon line so it covered everything, but was protectable with drones too.
I could go on, but despite it's flaws i'd give it a 10 as i won =]
Ling-erie gosu leap-frogs his lurkers and upon entering Holy_Polock's base
OWN!!!!! First time i've ever done anything well
But listen to overmind and crackheadjeb and breeze for tips, they do know what they're talking about.
Also Psionic_reaver, what's your point? you enter a comments sectio and describe how you beat me, if it was as good as you said, BR it, if not then don't waste our time. I lost, you won well done, but ask anyone here, that's no great achievement, especially in a ZvP game vs me!
Well done adrenaling!rush for 1st go, but you have LOADS to learn, msg me in the channel and i'll give you more hints if u want, but basically, about 3-4 times more detail, even if it's not entirely accurate, so long as it's all you remember, then you get a good br out of a short game =]
#21 ground-LOBP-[94247]
The Mad Proofreader has come to the conclusion that Ling is dyslexic, especially since he can't even spell Psyonic_Reaver's name right :P Anyway, I obsed that game and it was pretty damn one-sided. One-sided games are hella boring... don't br them. And something besides Temple would be nice (as always, ground's crusade against nh maps pushes slowly forward). Pics, aside from depicting action-packed moments, also show where buildings are in bases (where were the stargates? were they vulnerable? etc.). You should've at least had some pictures at the bottom. I say a 2 because: no pics, it was a bad game to begin with, very short br, and the writing had no personality, no panache. Work on that, add some humor or something (I forget who did the "goon soup" br, but that was a good example). On the other hand, there weren't too many English language errors in the br, and... umm.... hrm. Well, you get the point. Better luck next time.
#22 BADKITTY![94248]
GOOD THINGS about this report:
1) no pictures (I HATE PICTURES)
2) bad grammer (I HATE GRAMMER)
3) no html (I HATE HTML)
4) no detail (I HATE DETAIL)
ok... so maybe I'm just blatantly wrong, but ... thats my right!
On a more seroius note, ignore the assfucking losers who say you need pictures to make a good BR... But listen to the people who are telling you you need a good game... this wasn't one...
_BADKITTY!_
#23 praj182[94249]
wtf kitty
this was a good 1st report, by a longshot better than mine, but you seem to always make it through with gay comments. yes, you are blatently wrong, because the things that you listed above are what a br is. see, without grammar, pics, html, or detail you have a bunch of words. (zealot rush workers died tried to liftoff, goons came, i died)
anyhoo, good job a-lingrush, welcome to br.com! hehe, my own 2 cents in. . .
peace
-praj
#24 DrAwesome - Rater[94250]
i dont think yrm's ever gonna make me that tag so ill have to use my own =o
all im gonna say about htis report is:
details, details, details!@
and get a better game :| and check yer grammar :|
i give this a 3
#25 ground-LOBP-[94251]
btw people, it's blatant B-L-A-T-A-N-T get it right plz I've seen 2 people spell it wrong so far.
#26 ground-LOBP-[94252]
not you badkitty, but praj just now and ling in an earlier br's comments
#27 Eradicate~Me[94254]
why the hell did you color the names?
#28 sdnguirneigre[94255]
FLAME FLAME FLAME MUAHAHAHZHA
#29 =AeroGear=[94257]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#30 =AeroGear=[94259]
You owe me the 2min of my life I wasted on reading ur Mini-BR.
#31 }DraginslayeR{[94260]
ick horribly horrible. MY br is better than this one, my only br too. y would u even try to do this. this is horrible
rofl the()vermind: "Whenever your build orders take up as much space as half of your actual text, that's bad."
U suck do better
--}DraginslayeR{
"I wish I were Irish"
#32 doggie[94261]
u sux
#33 SemenInMyJuice[94262]
this was quite the br. it had everything from humor to action to...wait...oops, im replying to wrong report
#34 )Seizure([94264]
Psionic_reaver stfu and stop bragging. Yuo think ur hott sh*t. So i challnge you t oa 1v1 me P you Z, see how ya do vs a player who can rape you?
#35 Ling-erie[94270]
Lol seizure tell it to the man,
Ground, shut the hell up, no-one cares
AtoGear, u owe me th 1 second of my life where i hd to read your double-post
Praj, look up sarcasm in the dictionary you fool
Doggie, shut ut, don't bother commenting if that's all you have to say
Dr. Aweseome how was that not a 10, i won a game for crying out loud, it'll be the 4 horsemen next!
BadKitty! thanx for constructive coments, but i emplore you not to newbie bash =o
hf
#36 |)eathlord[94272]
Flame! That BR sucked man. Learn to spell and also some pics are good...
#37 ~Genesis[94273]
Well Ling-sama you beat me as well (i think thats even less of an accomplishment then beating you it would seem) And yeah anyway i should be responding to the BR not the Posts right? Well lets see, Deatil>You. You did things like "when the zeals walked up the ramp they quickly turned when they saw what was awaiting them" AHH wTF what did they see??!!??!!? was it like a 3-legged camel or T-Mac neked?!
Poor Ausome has no piccy cool logo thing :*( he has to do it Ghetto way
And uh........im gunna make a Tribes 2 Report soon it will be owns, i have all the piccys so i just gotta write evertyhing now and do it n stuff (btw i>HTML)
~Genesis
YOU KILLED MY BENGY YOU ASSFACE!!!!!-Something to the extent of what i said when Enth killed my Bengy while obbin.
#38 Ling-erie[94274]
BTW, i lost the re-match of this, possibly the worst game i ever played.
me at 12:00 (P) Him at 3(Z) and i off-cannon below his choke with +1 attack zealots and 3 cannons.
Then he kills my main with lurks, i take 6:00 main and nat and 9:00 main and he takes the island and so i have 3 bases he has 2. I then lose to gaurdians and hydra as i forgot all game to make any good units what-so-ever (temps/reavers) and he played fairly well despite the whole off-cannon thing. Zerg > carriers and sairs btw
Worst game ever, but you can see how bad i really am when not playing well.
#39 Psyonic_Reaver[94276]
Hey my report got the same rating as this guy and thats only because a) no pics, b) no spacing between paragraphs. And I'm sure there are some others but those are the main ones I think. Oh and I didnt talk about a bengalaas. =^)>
#40 ground-LOBP-[94283]
The Mad Proofreader does not care whether "other people" care. He fights to improve the world by executing spelling errors in the name of justice!
#41 TDM[94284]
The coolest part of the BR was when Hocky_Whatsit's name was on the same line 3 times, stacked on top of eachother.
that was cool.
#42 DrAwesome - Rater[94285]
im just bitter from when you beat me ling :[
#43 derek[94290]
lings build sounded like shit
sure, even good players wouldnt scout that min only too early...but once they find it you can't even defend the damn thing...and if you decide to counter their main? Yeah, their zeals are right fucking there and you're screwed.
I would have played far more conservatively in 12 v 3...
#44 xld.aldogrez[94332]
not too bad. was actually good for me cause i only had a little time to read something and this was perfect. In other reports just be more descriptive and if you wanna get into pics they help when you're recapping the game
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#1 WarLeaderJustin[94219]
I HAVE MORE STAMINA NOW.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WITH STYLE, HUR HUR.
#2 2nd[94220]
GoaTZiLLa!
look at me im cool
#3 WisestYoda[94222]
i remember seeing all those people in nh like 3 hours ago and i think they played
so this game was like a lil while ago
so i can p | | #46 Ling-erie[94408] | | igw-se.astra.com | | OMG plz kill this wanker | | #47 Ling-erie[94409] | | igw-se.astra.com | BTW derek.. ppl rarely scout the min-only if they see a fast 2-hatch in main followed by gas and lair/den I had to sacrifice on defenses to get this little baby underway, but another main or my nat are tooobvious and easy to find, so i took the most obscure choics and gambled. It was lucky i guess, but my build wasn't shit or conservative. I had to drone-micro to make up for it but it paid off big-time and i won.
If he found it then i'd be in the sdhit for a while, but prolly not just lose straight offf as it was gas i needed fur lurkers and not the extra minerals. They kinda got used on lings and my turbo-expanding after i began my lurker push (i took my nat, 9:00 nat and 9:00 min-only then) so i just played a risky game, but then all strats are risky if u intend to win in a disadvantaged spot though aren't they! | | #48 ground-LOBP-[94421] | | syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com | | I gotta agree with Ling on this one. Can't the br.com staff do something about this asshole? | | #49 BADKITTY![94468] | | ss09.ny.us.ibm.com | | Hey some staff guy, post the cut-n-paste spammers IP addy :) | | #50 Holy_Polock[95250] | | 1Cust179.tnt16.hou3.da.uu.net | Sure, Ling-erie won the first game, but no one says anything
about game 2...? Lemme tell ya, I KICKED LINGS @$$!!!!!!!!!
Somebody should post that br, tvz-Polock wins. |
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