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"Psyonic_Reaver: It's getting harder for me to sleep as Blizzcon approaches. I wonder if this is what waiting for your wedding night feels like... The feeling of finally being able to get laid. That is how I feel right now.
Mattzarella: For your sake I hope you don't blurt out 'For Aiur!' the first time you have sex."
-Mattzarella/Psyonic_Reaver




#1 GamerChickie[94115]
ss04.nc.us.ibm.com
omg owwwwwwwwwwn, first on a nobo =D
#2 ::nobody::[94116]
dt0f9n8d.san.rr.com
im glad i can spell my own name :P gooooo me.

2nd :D

-n.



#3 GoaTZiLLa![94117]
adsl-dynamic3-235.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net
LoL nice name :)
#4 GamerChickie[94118]
ss04.nc.us.ibm.com
first on a novo, as it would seem
#5 [94119]
AC88BA03.ipt.aol.com
NOVODY RULES :)
#6 TheRubberDucky[94120]
crtntx1-ar3-097-196.crtntx1.dsl.gtei.net
nice report novo
#7 GoaTZiLLa![94121]
adsl-dynamic3-235.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net
ROFL nice!
#8 GamerChickie[94122]
ss04.nc.us.ibm.com
right on, +1 for the whole poop thing, and + another 1 for throwing rocks at n00bs =)
#9 Falcon[94123]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
hi gosu report
#10 WarLeaderJustin[94124]
adsl-64-166-108-30.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Black and White is an awesome game, but it's a little too slow-paced. Ah well.

Good job, Nobo.

#11 CKane[94125]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Single digit!
#12 CKane[94126]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Damn.
#13 Breeze[94127]
62.176.93.129
Haha B&W is real funny, I played it a bit, fed my cow with trees and such

Nobo u own ;]

#14 Eradicate~Me[94128]
pa-millscreek2a-240.buf.adelphia.net
novody rofl
#15 xld.aldogrez[94129]
spider-th082.proxy.aol.com
whee, 5 comments while i read, sexy report, only thing is the wide table, but pictures were that big ugh =[
#16 [94130]
653236hfc48.tampabay.rr.com
how appropriate, someone whose BRs are contentless eye-candy does a BR on a game that is contentless eye-candy
#17 Wisest~Yoda[94132]
pm3-1-35.boscobel.mwt.net
cool i only loaded like first 3 pics tho cuz my modem is "cool"
#18 Franklin James[94133]
mkc-65-28-49-6.kc.rr.com
What game is this?
#19 Franklin James[94135]
mkc-65-28-49-6.kc.rr.com
...as I figure out from the title..nevermind people, I know it now
#20 Aiurs~Pride[94136]
HSE-London-ppp207703.sympatico.ca
Dear god that was awesome.I laughed my ass off. BAD COW!! Hey nobo is there any place to dl a demo of this me wanna try it...
#21 Poop[94137]
spider-mtc-ta032.proxy.aol.com
Why did you hafta make the damned cow eat me? You know I had a really good sunbathing spot before you came along and had your cow eat me.

Next time I'll wind up in the top of your stupid ass tmeple!

#22 DrAwesome[94141]
user26.net059.va.sprint-hsd.net
yoyo nobo haha nice spellign ;P

anyways, ehhh.. i dont want to say it but this was really devoid of content :|. it was like.. we could have gotten this if we bought the game and played for an hour :|

sigh, the pics were pretty and it was pretty funny so.... ill be generous and give this a 6 :/



#23 Phobos_ColZ[94142]
spider-wg051.proxy.aol.com
Who is this Novody character? I like the cut of his jib. Unfortunately, Black and White, in my experience, isn't that good. Maybe its just the obscene system requirements.
Still, great report.
#24 Starookie[94143]
edtn009490.hs.telusplanet.net
ROFL EAT A ROCK NOOB
#25 Gojky[94148]
proxy.library.uq.edu.au
Baaaaaaa............... this shit was funny.

#26 TheLakers[94149]
CBL129.pool013.CH001-glendale.dhcp.hs.earthlink.net
omgay nobo how come you never go on aim anymore
#27 ::nobody::[94152]
dt0f9n8d.san.rr.com
Bob- i love you too Bob. sorry that my "contentless eye-candy" isnt as good as your "gayest BR ever" (or whatever) ill work on adding more gayness, thx.

DrA- dood. i never said it was gonna have content hehe...i made the pics and basically wanted to submit them without writing :D of course its devoid of content (you've found out my secret! aaaaaah! :D)

to all- im glad u all took this for what it was, a lame-ass attempt at humor with some nifty pics ;) i *promise* the next BR will have content hehe

pointless BRs are fun ;D

-n.







#28 mistears[94154]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
damn dis was funnie and awesome and i have cable mwahahha
#29 [94155]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
haha, at least you were a bad god. It made the report more believable since everyone knows that there is no such thing as a benevolent deity. 7.

Dref

#30 DrAwesome[94160]
user26.net059.va.sprint-hsd.net
nobo what was here was fun and got almost the highest points i could have given for something without a game :P

your pics and writing still = good ! i want to see that real br =}

#31 Cearas[94161]
proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au
rofl Jam's aim conversation owned. B&W seems a little too slow for me, could be fun for a few hours to get a few laughs but. Good to see you write br's again nobo.
#32 Ana[94162]
phnxdslgw9poolD199.phnx.uswest.net
i wanted to see if ANYONE could do the nice thing. i'm yet to met a single person who's played this game who hasn't gone evil.
#33 Nite_Moogle[94163]
138.247.117.72
Only one anime chick? :(
#34 Ling-erie[94167]
host62-7-33-219.btinternet.com
BOLLOCKS, i saw it whilst d/l an 18 meg program, so only the 1st 3 pics worked, however it was own from what i DID see and what i read.

BTW, nice turning the background from good to evil there, that totally rocked

HF
#35 <font color=yellow><b>Protophobic</b></font>[94170]
PPPa88-ResaleAlbanyNy1-1R7302.dialinx.net
<font color=yellow><b>using smilies so much detracted from the experience for me. personally i think inundation of :D and :P is infantile and too "cutsie", but i'm sure im probably in the minority.
#36 ground-LOBP-[94175]
syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com
ILL KILL ALL YOU PEEPS THAT KEEP USING HTML IN COMMENTS! KILL!!!!!!! Anyway, why doesn't DrA have a rater gif?
#37 willwinforfood[94177]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
haha. b&w owns. i'm trying to be a good god but i keep messing up(like my creature didnt save one of the drowning guys cuz i picked him up instead and then chick said "atleast some lived" and i didnt get the miracle dispencer). i'm still on the first world cause i barely play. i was on the second but i went too early(maybe 2 side quests done and i brought along nothing) so i made a new game. right now i'm trying to make my cow strong. he walks around with a rock all day. =]

-wwff
#38 Squad-o-death[94181]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
OMFG, LOLOLOLOLOL.

"EAT SHIT COW!" LOLOLOLOLOL.

(you prolly didnt say that, but it was the basic idea)

Anyway, it vos veery vunny novody. =)

KILL THE UMPIRE!,
SQUAD
#39 BADKITTY![94200]
proxy1.bur.adelphia.net
I HATE SINGLE PLAYER GAMES! (hillarious BR none the less)
#40 ThieverIV[94208]
spider-mtc-th064.proxy.aol.com
Yah B&W has such great opportunities to be evil. My creature (ape) is real smart with learning things but isn't the brightest about using what he's learned. I sent most of my villagers to worship and taught him fireball, he learns it and acts all happy, then turns around and torches the worshipers. God I laughed so hard. Oh and #32 I haven't gone evil yet (cept for once when the hermit Nobo talked about pissed me off), I'm on land 3. Don't know if I can make it though, converting villages in land 3 is FUCKING HARD w/o your creature.
#41 the()vermind[94217]
AC8BBC90.ipt.aol.com
when i talked to the hermit, and i brought my creature over, my creature knocked the hermit's hut down. "Not my cotton picking hut! It's my only possesion!" God, I was angry when he torched my village store...
#42 Sexy^Orangutang[94265]
c1256320-a.stcla1.sfba.home.com
rofl funny...good to see u writing again and can't wait for the new sc one.
#43 IGGY[94347]
intergate.spusd.k12.ca.us
CHURP CHURP!!
#44 iggy[94420]
AC9BD535.ipt.aol.com
ur gay nt
#45 binjured[94550]
cvg-27-161-224.cinci.rr.com
lol ya i have b&w... it is slow... and way to hard to be nice... i was gonna save that dying brother and i did then after she gave me the stone i chucked em both in the sea and destroyed their house... that'll teach em to praise me... errr shit... wait a second...
#46 Spuzz[94982]
di122.opencominc.com
omg...this report had me laughing helplessly for a good ten minutes. I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard when I saw the...no...it can't be...POOP! ROFL!!

I haven't been on the internet very much lately so I actually didn't know what black and white was about, but this report serioulsly makes me want to run out and buy it. ROFL! This is grade-A, vintage ::nobody:: stuff! :D

Spuzz



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