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#1 DivvyO[93066]
162.119.232.100
I observe .. that I am 1ST
#2 [SM]Strega~F[93067]
proxy2.senet.com.au
Well, go take a piss and what do you get? DivvyO stealing my first! =(
Oh well, hope you all enjoy the report etc etc.


Strega



#3 DivvyO[93068]
162.119.232.100
Listen foo, you better respect me stealin yo 1st, or else I won't tell you the things oyu did wrong/right with this report. FOO.

*O*

#4 [SM]Strega~F[93070]
proxy2.senet.com.au
Hmm, maybe if I provoke you I can get lots of comments on my report to make it look like I have friends.... J/K
Hehe, go ahead and tell me what I did wrong with the report, but you'd probably want to read it first....


Strega



#5 DivvyO[93072]
162.119.232.100
Right off the bat you had a lot of paragraphs that were just barely but not quite one "line" long, i'll tell you that. More to come because you want a padded post count ;D
#6 [SM]Strega~F[93074]
proxy6.senet.com.au
Well DivvyO, it's not the size that counts, it's the way you use it.


Strega


#7 Mattkid[93084]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
6
#8 joe[93086]
205.155.46.2


umm there was alot of blank space at the bottom but im on a gay mac at a public school in a ghetto so what do i expect ? I EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE FUCKING PICTURES!!!!!! T.t =[

#9 Zero-Tone[93090]
dsl1-bvi1-chs.daktel.com
top ten, COOL hey nice pics, lots of words (ouch) good report I think



#10 Anti-Progress[93093]
dsl1-bvi1-chs.daktel.com
Pics!!! WOOHOO! not too bad of a game either.
#11 [SM]Strega~F[93154]
proxy2.senet.com.au
Well Joe, I have no idea what you are talking about. Then again I did make this report myself and as such it will load near-on perfect for me. Hmm. All I can say is to try it again, maybe it was just a computer default?

Mattkid : If your prediction is right I will personally blame you in a fit of rage and hunt you down wearing only a pair of see-through pantyhose.


Strega




#12 CrackHeadJeb[93155]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hehe, damnit. I thought Haplo would've had an assload of tanks, so that's why I went after Heckapotamus. 8*(

Now that I think about it, maybe I would've had a slim chance it I would've tried to hold an expansion instead of going to trying to eliminate someone quickly. I don't know, though. 2on1s are never good 8*(.

I also should've teched up to SVs more quickly so that I could've saved Ghostbuster from the lurkers, but, ah well. Shit happens.

Nice report.
-CHJ





#13 [SM]Strega~F[93156]
proxy8.senet.com.au
Hey Jeb, how's it goin? If you're interested I'd like to observe more of your games to BR, cos I feel that you were robbed in this one. Probably on maps <u>other</u> than Temple. Well, if you're interested and see me around, we'll do lunch...


Strega
#14 Mr.Tinky-Winky[93159]
MV1-3760.charter-stl.com
Pretty good report. I was watching too and this report is a pretty good representation of the actual game. However you did fail to mention @Ghostbuster@ saying that he sacrificed his base so Jeb could win the game.

BTW: Nugentlovin is awesome, but please refer to him as nugget lovin' ^^
#15 [SM]Strega~F[93160]
proxy6.senet.com.au
He said that? I didn't see... Oh well, too late now. BTW, me <---- the latest in comment whore designs.


Strega
#16 Heckapotamus[93162]
MV1-896.charter-stl.com
Top notch reoprt Strega, but i have a few comments, listed in convenient bullet notation:

-In this report, you make me out to be a bad player who can barely stay alive, when in fact I am a VERY bad player who can barely stay alive. Please issue a retraction.

-Missed quotes (paraphrased):
@Ghostbuster@: "Ha! I let you guys kill my main on purpose so Estrogen could win!"
Nugentlovin': "There's always a purpose to raping you, Ghost"

-As per comment #13 about Jeb being robbed, I beat him on Cyclone that same day also, with my main intact :P, although I think he was a bit off that day and his partner was spazzing. (that game would make a good BR- nuge was also observing that one, he was convinced he could make the ragnasaurs mate ^^)

-I'd give this report an 8 or 9. I'm not very discriminating (except on grammar), but the layout looked good to me. I'd give a 10 but you didn't aggrandize my performance, so no 10 for you!

As for you, CHJ:

-Good game man, and good game on Cyclone also! You are a great BRer and a solid SC player, but soon the student will surpass the master!!! Prepare to be the first ever recorded Heckapotamus fatality! (translation: please play me again ^^)
#17 [SM]Strega~F[93166]
proxy2.senet.com.au
Hey, Heck. I don't remember making you out to be a bad player, but then again I don't remember where I left my fridge. I'm pretty sure that I took Jeb's side of the story seeing as how, at that point in time, he was the only player in the game that I knew (and even then only from comments on this site) so maybe next time I do an "impartial" god-view report I'll try to make it actually impartial. Wow, long sentence...


Strega
#18 Ling-erie[93171]
igw-se.astra.com
Erm, 2 things mainly detract from a great report:
1) the white border around the pictures looks awful
2) If you state that you're going to spell learnt like that, then don't then spell it the alternative way on the VERY NEXT LINE!!!!

Otherwise, it owned, thanx gw =D
#19 Heckapotamus[93188]
MV1-896.charter-stl.com
Strega, please stay off the Nyquil™ for all our sakes...
#20 ThieverIV[93192]
spider-tr041.proxy.aol.com
"SCV's may be able to hold their own against zerglings, but when put up against vultures they tend to go down faster than a New York football team, who will remain nameless..."

As a resident of Philadelphia, I think that not many BR.com regulars appreciate this more than I do.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU GIANTS!

*cough* er... moving on...

Right anyway, good report, 8-10, I give 9.5
Do more, this was very well done.
#21 [SM]Strega~F[93234]
proxy8.senet.com.au
Hehe, thanks ThieverIV. Um, Ling-erie, did I spell it differently in the very next line? Shit.
Well, I think the fact that I had been up since 5:00 that morning working on this piece of shit (that scored an 8, yay!) I can't really be held accountable for anything, anywhere.
Oh well, I'll go read Casper's report now that wasn't here last night, but now there's a 10 report with an ass-load of comments, so I better keep up with the times.


Ciao, Strega
#22 TheFruitFlynator[93314]
spc-isp-tor-58-20-174.sprint.ca
haplo is that you from tgb?
#23 iggy[93595]
adsl-64-160-26-212.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
fo0
#24 BADKITTY![93645]
ss06.ny.us.ibm.com
if I can't say something nice
#25 ground-LOBP-[93741]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
damn, two thirds of the comments section at the time of this writing is that idiot
#26 CrackHeadJeb[93742]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
To D2Kid1:

Okay, little 4th grader. If you think the report sucked so much, make one yourself or read others. You don't have to be a damn fuckwit.

-CHJ
#27 ground-LOBP-[93743]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
Oh, and Philly sucks. Go Bills! *snort* *whimper* I'm sorry, I had to say it! bahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahBillshahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#28 ground-LOBP-[93744]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
damn, two thirds of the comments section at the time of this writing is that idiot
#29 ground-LOBP-[93745]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
oops i just increased the margins by like 3 feet... scuse me... and wtf is with #29....
#30 [SM]Strega~F[93749]
proxy4.senet.com.au
Hmm...I don't check my comments for 2 days and this is what I get? What the fuck is going on? Some moron flaming that it sucked, Jeb saying that it didn't (head inflates even more) and an over-sized width margin. Oh well, can't say I care all that much anyways. Well, I got stuff to BR and no time to do it. Expect it in a week or two.


Strega
#31 FlaMe~SpiRiT[94419]
ipd54b3f33.free.wxs.nl
Good work, please make more :)
oh...ehm... D2Kid1 FUCK OFF PLEASE U 6 YEAR OLD CHILD
#32 Troy[94453]
proxy3.senet.com.au
good report, Leigh, but WTF is up with that idiot and the "Your Report Sucks"?
must be some kind of goat-fucking retard
beer is good, but it makes you play bad.
Later.
#33 [SM]Strega~F[94476]
proxy4.senet.com.au
Wow, imaginative name... hehe. Try to make something else up k? Hmm, I'm bored now. "goat-fucking retard" actually sums it up pretty well for that guy...


Strega



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