Battlereports.com your home for Starcraft Home Forum Starcraft Tournaments

"My friends are all like, dude it's just a game, I'm like RRAAAAARGGGGH"
- EldritchEvil in The Good Die Young




#1 +Mep+[93035]
user-2inil59.dialup.mindspring.com
Balls balls balls.
As I mentioned on the forum please trash the 'a' report, it's from when I was reviewing my report.....
#2 BigD[93036]
24.71.193.47
1st, and I skimmed it over. comment ownage!
#3 <u><i><font color="green"><marquee>}DraginslayeR{</font></marquee></u></i>[93038]
A070-0147.NYCM.splitrock.net
before I read it I have to ask why the chat pictures have WarLeaderJustin's name in green...curious...
#4 nm[93039]
A070-0147.NYCM.splitrock.net
just read first two paragraphs :P sry
#5 BigD[93040]
24.71.193.47
Sadly, better than a lot of reports here (though not the last two) even though you didn't write down any build orders and you didn't take any screen shots. I'd give you a rating, but I'm not a rater. Good work!
#6 +Mep+[93041]
user-2inil59.dialup.mindspring.com
When you read you'll find out that the pictures were taken by him and emailed to me......that's the shit that happens when people claim that they are going to BR and then ask you to.
#7 Anorexic_Foreigner[93043]
spider-tk064.proxy.aol.com
See what happens when you smoke crack kiddies? You miss the important points of the text. Anyway, not a great report, but it ain't exactly crap. It probably would have been better had you not been writing strictly from memory. I was wondering how you came to the conclusion that tank drivers are gay, though...
#8 DivvyO[93052]
162.119.232.100
macroing > WLJ

8000 resources in the bank?

#9 derek[93053]
ACA12C12.ipt.aol.com
Nice BR

8

#10 WarLeaderJustin[93054]
adsl-64-166-110-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Hhahahahaha, that was a fun game of SC.
#11 CKane[93056]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
#8 is a guy who cant figure out what the hell a name field is

As for this report, crop the f*****g pics!

#12 el_sux0r[93057]
dhcp078053.res-hall.nwu.edu
CHJ hasn't posted yet, so I'll say it:
what's wrong with smoking crack?

+Mep+ wears mumus on weekends? *shudder*

Great report, Mep. Humorous to see simultaneous base destruction, not just once, but twice in a game.




#13 <font color=yellow><b>Protophobic</b></font>[93064]
cm-24-169-216-188.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow><b>Unmemorable but thorough and effortful writing, somewhat intersting game, and some absurdly sized jpegs.

;)

#14 Uncle~Jam[93076]
dialup-204.42.28.18.bwsys.net
T.T
#15 Ling-erie[93077]
igw-se.astra.com
Hello mep.....

Erm, u REALLY should have rad it through from start to finish to get rid of the glaring grammatical errors, also, if u box off an area of the picture, and right click on it, you should get the option to "crop" it, this makes just that little bit of the picture into the whole frame ^^

Also, you should probably have made up the build-orders basing your ideas on the troops/structures after 4-6 minutes. It's normally easy with logic, and no-one knows the difference (players prolly forget too). Finally, take a little more time over the text, it SEEMED rushed (can't say if it was) but you could have padded it out a little to make it more reader-freindly.

Otherwis that was pretty darn good, a good game and a pretty good report, but i doubt you'll get more than a 5 based on 'final`flare's report and my first two.

thanx, nice one!!







#16 Ling-erie[93078]
igw-se.astra.com
One more thing, i have gone into temple on 1-player before and loaded up a me VS 1 comp and taken ss of that to augment base-shots before, it's something i don't suggest you use unless you are a) doing a large base pic (see my reports) b) doing upgrade shots (you know what they were but don't have a ss of them) or c) taking the shots of buildings from the task-bar bit to get build-orders (see SCV's old reports), it's a good little trick as it takes no time at all and can help make your report a little more complete if it lacks early detail/action.

just something to thiink about when you have few/no screen shots =p

#17 L-Pigeon[93079]
netgate.exeter.edu
Bah Uncle~Jam is in br!

Good report, man, I enjoyed reading it a lot. The alt-text was hella funny and description of the action was quite detailed. Definitely a gold. As for suggestions... When u do a collage to show a sequence of events, it's a good idea to seperate the different pictures so that they don't blend with each other. Also, even if you do have doubt as to how well you remember the events, act like you are 100% sure, just sounds better that way and gives you a better stance.

L-Pigeon



#18 Zero-Tone[93089]
dsl1-bvi1-chs.daktel.com
Jam owned me 3 times yesterday, basicaly cause I suck but still.
#19 BADKITTY![93099]
ss09.ny.us.ibm.com
I read the whole report and still dont know who won :) It seems like justin did, but you never sayd it.
#20 +Mep+[93100]
user-2inilfh.dialup.mindspring.com
#7 AnorexicForeigner- The tank driver just reminds me of the guy who people in prison say they were anally raped by.

#12 CKane- Gee, nice to tell me to crop the pics....even though I already mentioned that I would if I knew how...

#16 Ling-eire- <i>"Erm, u REALLY should have <b>rad</b> it through from start to finish to get rid of the glaring grammatical errors"</i> .....'nuff said. =)

#l7 Ling-eire- Thx for actually telling me how to crop the "f***************cking" pics.

And much thanks to everyone else. Hope rating reflects MOST of the responces *cough* Ling you suck *cough* ^^
+Mep+
#21 +Mep+[93101]
user-2inilfh.dialup.mindspring.com
BADKITTY- 'Justin had awsome defence at his natural, which caused Jam to pause, and state "gg."'
I figured that was enough to make the assumtion that Justin won, if it wasn't clear I'm sorry.
#22 Squad-o-death[93103]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
lol...mep...making a report...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Want to know what is so funny???



It was actually fairly well done.
Anyway, the pictures need some work, and you need to check what you have written. The game was good, the players were good, and you did a fairly good job (as stated)

6.3 (rather obscure rating =))

KILL THE UMPIRE!,
SQUAD
#23 MasterRace[93131]
2Cust235.tnt1.reno.nv.da.uu.net
Someone needs to learn money management..
One thing a good SC player has is the ability to spend money and make units.. HA! what a consept.
#24 iggy[93150]
63.80.38.10
TITS
#25 CaughtNaked[93277]
205-222-90-136.mcps.k12.md.us
not bad... Squad when are you gonna do the BR with me and Mep?
#26 nokia[93332]
mkc-65-26-12-201.kc.rr.com
good for a br that didnt take 2 years to make :)
love stuff like this, thanks
gj
#27 Ling-erie[93374]
igw-se.astra.com
OMFG MEP!!!

I was trying to be helpful, i'm not trying to slate you, and i'm not trying to write really well in my comments section, st stfu. But, if u listen to my advice instead of assuming i'm taking a pot shot at you (thus you retort by doing it to me) then WHY BOTHER READING THE COMMENTS SECTION AT ALL?!?!!?!!?!?

Not happy =[
#28 +Mep+[93376]
user-2inil1o.dialup.mindspring.com
Ugh, right.
If you had actually RAD my post you would know that...
<i>"#l7 Ling-eire- Thx for actually telling me how to crop the "f***************cking" pics."</i>
is, well, erm, thx.
I wasn't taking pot shots at you and I didn't think you took them at me. For a long time I have been campaining on Blizz's S&T forum to put posts like yours on, instead of 'u r newb' or some such shit....I liked your post, thx.
And note that the things against you were done jokingly, hence the strategically placed smiley faces?
#29 Ling-erie[93389]
igw-se.astra.com
Hmm, ok.

Which peon are you?
#30 Heckapotamus[93412]
MV1-896.charter-stl.com
"Drop the hammer?"- sure sounds like gay lingo to me
#31 ground-LOBP-[93414]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
Heheh good one Heck, but truly, I am the only person in NH with flawless English skills, which helps compensate for my terrible SC skill ;P
#32 ground-LOBP-[93415]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
oh btw gw mep misspelling Ling-erie Ling-eire
#33 +Mep+[93416]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
Quiet!!! So waht if im dsyelxic!!!!
#34 Ling-erie[93476]
igw-se.astra.com
LOL, that is own
#35 +Mep+[93480]
216.83.96.66
Bah....hehe.....names should be linked to ip addresses =
Thx....I guess.
#36 +Mep+[93513]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
i am gay!
#37 +Mep+[93514]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
=]
#38 Raping[93682]
209.226.88.50
Omg +mep+ no ofeense but that suck nuts man
u can do way better than that i`m so disapointed

-btw i own u :)
#39 Raping[93683]
209.226.88.50
Offense*
#40 Ling-erie[93715]
igw-se.astra.com
Lol, spelling owns u and mep and all your bases =]

More comments for mep, seeing how he is trying to make ppl think his BR is great by filling in several more comments in the section, so here's a last one:

BR a game if it is really good, don't BR it because you want to do a BR as it will suck more. If you BR a bad game = bad BR, if you BR agood game, = better BR. If you BR a good game of chess = bad BR =/
#41 ground-LOBP-[93737]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
maybe if it was battle chess...
#42 Rendralisk[93738]
aurorahs72.a.subnet.rcn.com
MEP U SUCK :P
#43 ~Genesis[93747]
ubr-26.98.113.williamsburg.cfl.rr.com
HEY MEP YOUR MY HERO!!!(Even tho you didnt mention me =( )

Other then that if i was to analyze it it would be redundent...DAMNIT I CANT SPELL >_<

ps Mep>Me
ppss(?)Gen<Mep in Turret Warz
<marquee direction=left>1001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101</marquee>
<marquee direction=right>1001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101100101010111001001001001111000101011001010101110010010010011110001010110010101011100100100100111100010101</marquee>
#44 ground-LOBP-[93780]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
Ok, I think people should have figured out by now that HTML doesn't work in comments anymore.
#45 ~Genesis[93805]
ubr-26.98.113.williamsburg.cfl.rr.com
::sniffles::no cool scrolling binary code anymore =*(
#46 Ling-erie[94029]
igw-se.astra.com
HA HA GENESIS

your stupid HTML doesn't work any more, although it did fuck up the comments section tho =o


HF all



Post a comment of your own here




You are not cleared to post comments, because we don't know you're not a spambot!

To comment, please Verify yourself now. [Requires cookies!]







Back to the Battle Report