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"Last in line was Advisor "CB". His nickname was based on "Cattlebruiser", although none of the men were quite sure where the name had come from. Some infantrymen whispered that it came from a particularly bad night back home involving thirteen shots of whiskey, a herd of cattle, and a twenty-two year-old Animal Husbandry major. Others swore on the fact that a bloody cow's head was hung in his locker, a testament of what would happen to the men if they ever got out of line. Whatever the case, CB was fiercely competent."
-~CattleBruiser~




#1 [ScV][92984]
p6-apx1.syd.ihug.com.au
0wnz 1st

Good to Go
ScV


#2 [ScV][92985]
p6-apx1.syd.ihug.com.au
Well, here it is. sorry about the wait (for those of you who were waiting anyways)

Hope you enjoy. If this gets a good reception then I will continue the GOTW series.

Also a big thanx to my friend Scottie who helped me with the flash.

Good to Go
ScV






#3 the()vermind[92986]
user-2ive7vl.dialup.mindspring.com
these players are feeling so good right now, incredible job scv, bit of an irony we're next to each other, same game, 4 "reports" in between. Range 8-10, I give 9.
#4 [ScV][92988]
p6-apx1.syd.ihug.com.au
wow, you read it already??

Good to Go
ScV


#5 the()vermind[92989]
user-2ive7vl.dialup.mindspring.com
you must not forget I wrote a 4 page report on the same game, the flash was the thing that i went back to, that was great too.
#6 Eradicate~Me[92991]
pa-millscreek2a-232.buf.adelphia.net
where are my qoutes SCV?! "MY BR'S OWN HEARTCUTTERS"
#7 Eradicate~Me[92996]
pa-millscreek2a-232.buf.adelphia.net
i know its just i dont know how to put it in that
#8 SilverLeafTree[92999]
c519836-a.iowact1.ia.home.com
buffy buffy
#9 Breeze[93002]
62.176.93.129
Great report, outstanding

btw you and the()vermind are weirdos... :)

#10 .High+Templar.[93003]
207-172-196-28.s28.tnt1.hck.nj.dialup.rcn.com
ownage br =P
#11 Falcon[93004]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
nice reports, why BR NHers instead of good players like Whear and Mr.X ?

#12 Falcon[93005]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
no wait shit wrong Battlereporter =[
#13 Starookie[93007]
edtn009899.hs.telusplanet.net
o_O [SCV]= saxay
#14 joe[93008]
pm1-55.sj.redshift.com
own ! 10


-joe


#15 Squad-o-death[93010]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
omfg. Same game? LOL. Anyway, 8-9. Same rating as overmind, so dont feel special.
#16 iggy[93011]
63.80.38.10
CYPRIS HILL?!?!

pfffffffffff

#17 Dictionary[93013]
AC9D4642.ipt.aol.com
i heard Jocylin abuses
#18 sedatives[93014]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
you shoulda made me look better.. man i loved that flash the shot of the toss was sexxy
#19 livingexception[93015]
spider-mtc-ta081.proxy.aol.com
ScV, do you know that same exact game was reported like in just the last post? Or was that just some wierd coincidence.

What happens to reports like this? IS there some copyright thing that this one has to get deleted? This is wierd.

LE



#20 Falcon[93020]
h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net
Joclyn is a he, not a she, .High+eTmplar.
#21 MatriX(SR)[93026]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
no, jocylin is .High+Templar. and ht got reset.. thats probably what yer thinking of.

Ownage report scv, 9.

#22 mistear[93029]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
im a jerichoholic.
#23 Epydemyk[93032]
64.240.52.154
I orgasmed while reading this. Great report!
#24 [ScV][93046]
p675-apx1.syd.ihug.com.au
I used the 'she' for Jocylin cause at the time i didn't know that it was HT...

Also, livingexception, both myself and the()vermind observed the game so we both have the right of reporting (at least thats how i see it)

Eradicate~Me the clarity of the pictures depends on how u save them. I save all mine as High quality JPEGs in Photoshop. Reduce the quiality and the picture is less clear.

Good to Go
ScV
#25 el_sux0r[93062]
dhcp078053.res-hall.nwu.edu
thass one sexy report, ScV. A pleasure to read.
#26 BadAsh[93063]
CPE-61-9-192-142.nsw.bigpond.net.au
excellent report - the flash looks good :)
#27 DivvyO[93069]
162.119.232.100
This report gets a 10 just because it has Jericho's theme as the music.

*O*
#28 Warfare[93095]
w042.z208037226.sea-wa.dsl.cnc.net
You have a great flash intro too!

War
#29 O-('-')-O[93106]
web1.creswell.k12.or.us
This is a good one; that's a phat intro u got there at the beginnin, but that BR would be a hella headache to download at home. ScV - u got a load of time on ur hands, boy...
#30 O-('-')-O[93108]
web1.creswell.k12.or.us
Is there some reason why you people seem to think that everything in this world is 'sexy'?

-jw =P
#31 Eradicate~Me[93120]
spider-mtc-ti043.proxy.aol.com
AHA IM GETTING CLEAR AGAIN
YAYAYA GOD TOG GO
#32 BOBBY357[93125]
spider-wm044.proxy.aol.com
kick ass, SCV. nice work.
#33 pepe42[93143]
AC883B3B.ipt.aol.com
keep 'em coming pal, keep 'em coming. great work man.
out.
#34 [93151]
AC822BE3.ipt.aol.com
GREAT! 1.0!!
#35 [93152]
AC822BE3.ipt.aol.com
I mean 10
#36 Ling-erie[93167]
igw-se.astra.com
Very good, i'd give a 10 if it wasn't for the fact that yoou blatently never fully read it through on the preview, NO-ONE makes ~15 blinding spelling mistakes in a report this short if they read it through, careful. Otherwose it owned.

Satisfy my curiosity please, that indented effect you gave your images, is that an HTML tag, or was that part of the image (i assume you tiled the background picture, but the indent looks like it's a tag as it incorperateds the background, that's all, what is the tag btw =p)

Thanx for an owned report, shame you let it slip on the most easily rectified mistake, otherwise i'd have screamed 10 10 10 10 at the top of my voice =[
#37 (actIVe)[93185]
ip-111-120-2.stockton.navipath.net
ASDF . . .
I had lunch, went on a date and had sex before the Flash finished loading. Gotta get DSL.

Excellent presentation of a mediocre report: more detail (e.g, what micro allowed Jocylin to destroy the reaver w/ the loss of only one marine?) would help increase your score, I'm sure.

Of course, the flash owned. IMO, after the "sexy" pan up on the toss, a symetrical pan down on the yellow-suited marine would have been perfect. Well done, though.

Strength and Honor
(actIVe)
#38 (actIVe)[93186]
ip-111-120-2.stockton.navipath.net
ASDF . . .
I had lunch, went on a date and had sex before the Flash finished loading. Gotta get DSL.

Excellent presentation of a mediocre report: more detail (e.g, what micro allowed Jocylin to destroy the reaver w/ the loss of only one marine?) would help increase your score, I'm sure.

Of course, the flash owned. IMO, after the "sexy" pan up on the toss, a symetrical pan down on the yellow-suited marine would have been perfect. Well done, though.

Strength and Honor
(actIVe)
#39 Breeze[93193]
62.176.93.129
=]
#40 [ScV][93195]
p255-apx1.syd.ihug.com.au
ling, the background effect was actually part of the image rather than an html effect. It is just a reverse of the emboss used on the pictures to raise them up.

Good to Go
ScV

"Spellchecker, spellchecker my kingdom for a spellchecker"
#41 isuckdontclap[93206]
dialcache.infowest.net
YOU ROCK!!! Holy &$*^$^ that was an ***AWESOME BR***

I loved the flash intro, it took a while for me to view it (56k, pity me) but it was TOTALLY worth it. Some nice tactics displayed (and well noted) and props to the terran players especially. Continue this series man, i can't wait to see what's up next.

P.S. Some of the cleanest looking pics i have seen thus far
#42 CrackHeadJeb[93275]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Badass flash. It got me pumped to jog around the block a few times.

Then I remembered that I forgot to read the battlereport. <i>=]</i>

-CHJ
#43 TheNoblelisk[93358]
spider-wi072.proxy.aol.com
Loved the intro, any spots open for me in scv corp.?

I'll work as long as you put me in the intro
#44 Ling-erie[93370]
igw-se.astra.com
Ok, thanx =]
#45 snufalufaguis[93572]
24.41.0.151
WOW that was a great red and an exellant flash!!!!!

Dan
#46 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[93796]
vance002.net.gov.bc.ca
Good work



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