| #1 Kosher_man[92736] |
| proxy3-external.denver1.co.home.com |
| 1st fu poa |
| #2 Breeze[92737] |
| 62.176.93.129 |
| I have no chance at first, hope I'm in top 10 though T_T |
| #3 ProtectorofAiur[92738] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| test is back with a brand new edition |
| #4 Ludacris[92739] |
| static24-72-31-52.reverse.accesscomm.ca |
| man..i loved the pretty pictures |
#5  [92740] |
| proxy1.denver1.co.home.com |
| w00t w00t |
| #6 pureghetto[92741] |
| cr1041920-a.mtun1.on.wave.home.com |
crazy borders. When this gonna be ranked?
I giving it a 8 |
| #7 MasterRace[92746] |
| 1Cust211.tnt1.reno.nv.da.uu.net |
Too long.. BUT GO AHEAD RATERS GIVE TENS!
:( |
| #8 Testosterone[92747] |
| mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com |
o I also forgot to add "please post your comments"
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| #9 CrackHeadJeb[92749] |
| mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Absolutely amazing. The graphics are absolutely the best I've seen in ages, the alttext was funny as hell (almost as funny as the alttext in Bob's reports), and the text was witty, descriptive, and great reading.
Woah! I sound a little incoherent since it is 4 AM and I have an 8 o' clock today. ogjpeahremhpere
Hehe, the only thing I could think of for game 2 was to have better players (lolfaowj bawpoti3n pitj3 I fucking crack myself up, huk huk). 8*)
-CHJ
10, btw.
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| #10 D.Dr.P.[92750] |
| MV1-1458.charter-stl.com |
Well I think we all know that Jeb wants to have Test`s first born child. But what to name the kid? Poor bastard.
More to the point, awesome battle report, been reading the reports here for sometime and this is very high calibur. The pics are great and all the info is perfect keeping you very update, almost as if you are in the game yourself. Great job Test. And I am on cable so keep up the heavy pics guys, bothers me none.
I`d give it a ten, I like these good clean working man`s games.... "but then that`s just my opinion I could be wrong"
good game to Dr.A and to Jeb
Tschau,
see ya tomorrow Jeb
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| #11 Storm[92752] |
| AC8A0AB0.ipt.aol.com |
| Great. Just great. |
| #12 Cearas[92754] |
| proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au |
| How many pixels in length was that big picture? A few thousand? Damn that was a nice report. |
| #13 Von Doom[92755] |
| fw01.kebne.se |
Whoa!
Great report of a great game!!
2 terrans duking it out!!
Nukes VS BC´s!!
I was glued to the screen..
It´s like the reports back in the old days of WilliamWC3 and YRM..
Great commenting.. 10! |
| #14 Breeze[92756] |
| 62.176.93.129 |
| Yes, just like in the old days :) Awesome work, man |
| #15 mikkeydarat[92757] |
| c193.150.239.42.cm-upc.chello.se |
There is no other word for it-ultrasuperfantasticool(insert more words here)nicieawesomeaaaaanndunearthlygodly
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| #16 Equalisatium[92758] |
| ip247.arcnxx2.adsl.tele.dk |
The 5th Tets report, so where is he gonna be ranked now.
You go boy |
| #17 garett[92760] |
| cdm-38-176-tyl.cox-internet.com |
| omg jeb, you could have taken the whole left side of the map so easy zzang =[ t.t |
| #18 MatriX(SR)[92762] |
| chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net |
10
Own
gw |
| #19 Squad-o-death[92766] |
| h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net |
WOW... that was amazing, gw. can give you no higher praise.
10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
-what u deserve
CHJ! You lost to SCVs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am ashamed of u. BOO!
...wait...I cant say that! DOH. j/k. U were good.
What would have been awesome is if CHJ had actually...
NUKED THE BATTLECRUISERS!!!! that would have been really cool.
GOGOGO DrA and CHJ and TEST
KILL THE UMPIRE!,
SQUAD |
| #20 Ling-erie[92767] |
| spider-fra-tb061.proxy.aol.com |
| That owned, the most boring matchup IMO but u made that game look great. BTW, what image editor did you use plz? |
| #21 [ScV][92768] |
| p165-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au |
When ever I decide to post a BR some one comes along and does this =(
Seriously though Test, you grasp of Photoshop is awesome. When i was doing the images for my next report I went back and re-read that NewbieMcNasty tourney game u did for inspiration =) plus it also made me do flash ;)
Truly fantasticorial. I luv u
Good to Go
ScV |
| #22 Dampiere[92769] |
| ares.uwimona.edu.jm |
really nice work. good game. GJ.
especially liked the pic of Jebs crib! definately worthy!
9.
dampiere |
| #23 Corbalt[92770] |
| cm-24-25-154-15.nycap.rr.com |
haha Templar raped me =. i havent talked to him in a while, i hope i can convince him to let you obs/br some of his games vs other pros.
anyway, the REAL game of this br was totally awesome. test i absolutely love your pics! +the science vessel with 0 hp was super cool ;) 10 all the way! |
| #24 Falcon[92771] |
| h24-66-252-151.ss.shawcable.net |
| Test, do you know who YooHooOwnsYou is? |
| #25 joe[92772] |
| finback.monterey.k12.ca.us |
wow 11 :) crackhead =/ scvs = ouch !@
-joe |
| #26 Scarab[92775] |
| ACADBBA7.ipt.aol.com |
| going to work, don't have time to read through this, but I looked at a few pics, and I can already tell thier going to be overdone. A pic of a spawning pool with this weird triple detailed border/ripple effect. Followed by a pic of a wireframe of a gateway with the same broder. Well, I'm sure itll own anyway, gota go. |
| #27 <s><b><font color="red" face="impact">Khorne</s></b></font>[92776] |
| VanDeusen.wayzata.k12.mn.us |
Good report. I'd prolly give a 9.
I really thought CHJ was going to win, considering he did best TvT strat IMO, Gols/Tanks. But then he branched out (nukes, valks) and forgot his tanks and the infantry raped him. When i play TvT i just go tanks/gols. Tanks rape all terran ground and gols rape all terran air, quite simply really. GJ with grading + xpanding thou.
<s><b><font color="red" face="impact">Khorne</s></b></font> AKA. The|ice| |
| #28 <s><b><font color="red" face="impact">Khorne</s></b></font>[92777] |
| VanDeusen.wayzata.k12.mn.us |
ahhh forgot more akas doh =p
<center><img "http://khorne_wargod.tripod.com/nagash.gif"></center>
Actually i am bored and slacking b4 i have to go web design =/ |
| #29 CrackHeadJeb[92780] |
| mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu |
I'm never going to nuke again. 8*(
Well, I guess I will. I'll have to remember infantry armor upgrades or defensive matrix so that fusion cutters can't kill the ghost so easily (@#!$#!$@ing fusion cutters). =o
hax, that last nuke in the naked bottom-left main should've landed. I was waiting fot it to fall like 12 seconds! (well, it FELT like 12 seconds)
I doubt it would've mattered much if it had fallen, though. DrAwesome did an excellent job keeping up the pressure on me. Other than the nukes, I don't think I did anything else on the offensive.
Perhaps I could've gone without the valks that game. There are less cliffs and ridges to deal with than in Lost Temple. ^^
Despite the fact that Iggy was trying to cyber with me, it was a great and fun game. I'm happy to be in a professional-quality Testosterone battlereport. 8*)
-CHJ |
| #30 CKane[92781] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| You posted the idea of gollies/valks on Striders forum. =o |
| #31 Astic-X[92782] |
| h24-66-251-138.ss.shawcable.net |
| haha corb got fuckin raped. |
| #32 <font color=yellow><b>Protophobic</b></font>[92784] |
| cm-24-169-216-188.nycap.rr.com |
<font color=yellow><b>Wow. this guy must be WilliamWC3. ;)
;)
Au Rev
Proto |
| #33 xld.aldogrez[92785] |
| spider-th083.proxy.aol.com |
God, this was as sexy as they come. I especially liked the base layouts, mustve taken a lot of time to make ;].
Anyways, I think I know who [z_zone]Templar really is, but I know he won't admit to it =]
Easy 10, gw sir |
| #34 the()vermind[92788] |
| spider-we072.proxy.aol.com |
| why hasn't this gotten a 10 yet? |
#35  [92790] |
| barry-asy-23.rutgers.edu |
Excellent testes
i like YooHoo |
| #36 MatriX(SR)[92791] |
| chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net |
| I know who templar really is too. And i know corb can beat him. And i know he won't admit to it. But i know who he is. He's evil. Grr. |
| #37 Wangsonn[92793] |
| adsl-78-164-173.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| You own. No more words needed. |
| #38 Mattkid[92794] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
gotta agree wit wang
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| #39 DrAwesome[92796] |
| PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net |
nice report test! they just keep getting prettier. ps, am i allowed to rate this now that my rater test is over? i dont think i will for now unless im told otherwise.
haha corb = owned ;) he was telling me about how good this guy was last night. cool, wish i could do that to corb :o
ps test, if i was rating this, i would deduct one point for your pics :[. they are amazingly pretty and cool, but so many times they are just a billion tiny little pictures that make it hard to get a good view of whats going on. i would prefer animated gifs, or even just 1 panoramic shot of the whole battlefield and an explanation of what happened.
but that -1 wouldnt matter cuz it woudl be +1 for nukes, lockdown, cruisers etc ;). every unit was represented except firbats :p
gg jeb that was much fun! good thing test didnt post about the one afterward where you raped me in 10 mins :p
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| #40 LuckyNewbie:P[92798] |
| nas-65-177.denver-t.navipath.net |
I haven't finished it yet... but you blended that mini-map with the scene of a protoss nudist walking through the snow!
Go Newbie! |
| #41 LuckyNewbie:P[92799] |
| nas-65-177.denver-t.navipath.net |
| er... the title thing... you know what im talking about... give me those ten bonus points dammit! |
| #42 ThieverIV[92801] |
| spider-wo072.proxy.aol.com |
This report is classified as C.U.O.™ (Complete and Utter Ownage).
This gets 9.5-10
Only problem (possibly my comp): the picture of the SV with 0 HP was covered by the final picture. Maybe just my comp, I don't know. |
| #43 DrAwesome[92807] |
| cr657499-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
| I got raped. Literally. By a man. In a public washroom. It hurt. Later. |
#44  [92809] |
| pm3-1-12.boscobel.mwt.net |
| godly. |
#45  [92822] |
| on-tor-unv-ap3-19-12.look.ca |
this was great, but not really a 10 in my book. game wasnt that good, and pics didnt seem to fit with text in some parts.
still ownage though, prolly 9.5 |
| #46 [92828] |
| pm3-1-12.boscobel.mwt.net |
| pfffffffff tmac is newb rater |
| #47 Anti-Progress[92835] |
| bay2-1.daktel.com |
| Lets see.....4.5 megs of pics? take that with my 28k connection and this radio shack comp. Yeah, just as I thought, gimme a few hours to load the pics and I'll read it. |
#48  [92843] |
| zmapxypro05-b.zma.compaq.com |
hi
10
fox |
| #49 xld.aldogrez[92867] |
| spider-wf081.proxy.aol.com |
| tmacacacacacacc!!! |
| #50 DrAwesome[92880] |
| PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net |
hey Mark4, somone is imposterizing me :o
ban #44 pls ;) |
| #51 GammaRayBurst[92892] |
| dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com |
OMGOMG I'm thinking damn these are the best pictures I've ever seen... except for the damn cursurs!! And then I read the alt text... OMG roflroflrofl!!!
-GRB |
| #52 GammaRayBurst[92893] |
| dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com |
All right, I finished reading it. Test, you are one of the few reporters I still read. And that is because you write such amazing reports. Very well done.
-GRB |
| #53 the()vermind[92897] |
| spider-wk054.proxy.aol.com |
| GJ to testosterone for now having the highest life time rating of br.com! |
| #54 livingexception[92902] |
| cache-rq04.proxy.aol.com |
| Testosterone has came to be the saviour of BR.com! |
| #55 [c]Napoleic[92910] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| Nice work |
| #56 +AnathemA+[92911] |
| phnxdslgw9poolC6.phnx.uswest.net |
DrA sux ;)
test: pretty. |
| #57 give drA banning powers![92914] |
| AC889007.ipt.aol.com |
| ... |
| #58 DrAwesome[92917] |
| PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net |
| ana: suck it |
| #59 Bane[92919] |
| adsl-20-90-230.asm.bellsouth.net |
| Reports like this make me embarrassed to look back at my own drivel. |
| #60 iggy[92922] |
| 63.80.38.10 |
i was observing this game :)
i never got my lap dance safasfdascsad |
| #61 KingJames[92924] |
| st401a.mckenna.edu |
Holy hell. This report is fantastic. Great games, UNBELEIVABLE pictures, and contrary to your warning the alt-text had me laughing out loud many times. There were definitely some quotes on here that should be rotated at the top. Good job man!
"BC's and Nukes - could this game get any better?!"
hahaha
The King |
| #62 Asshole[92928] |
| spider-mtc-tb011.proxy.aol.com |
| this BR would have been better if you just BRed the last game... The first was crappy and the second didn't exist. The last one was a nice battle of TvT though. |
| #63 tHRAWN[92964] |
| d3o858.telia.com |
| Altough you seem to be a talented Photoshop user i think there's a little to much of reliefs and shit. Use cool graphics but use only one theme in each report, otherwise a kickass report in my eyes. |
#64  [92978] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| test and jeb are becoming the lover of the century. =] |
| #65 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle[93031] |
| adsl-141-154-9-154.bostma.adsl.bellatlantic.net |
| hello testosterone play counterstrike more because i cant own you in starcraft =0 |
#66  [93049] |
| AC8FA96E.ipt.aol.com |
Dix
No, not dicks you morons |
| #67 xld.aldogrez[93119] |
| spider-ti072.proxy.aol.com |
| hrm, was gonna post to flame someone but forgot what it was. i dunno how this got below 9.5 =[ must be because of only one game, bleh |
| #68 phoenix[LoD][93146] |
| roc-204-210-133-247.rochester.rr.com |
Very, very nicely done.
Clear details, frequent game updates, solid writing and excellent pictures make for one great BR. Don't change anything.
-phoenix[LoD] |
| #69 Jester-C-Bomb[93147] |
| spider-wk022.proxy.aol.com |
| 70.... so close to a imature-laugh-producing 69 |
| #70 PolocK[93173] |
| mail.lufkinisd.org |
After 2 hours and 25 minutes, this fricken report finally finished downloading................... I can't feel my eyes
and I think I'm blind. |
| #71 matt[93182] |
| 209-079-069-001.ocde.k12.ca.us |
| man those graphics sucked. sorry man, but you are gonnah vae to eat my cock |
| #72 Kyrandis[93313] |
| vance003.net.gov.bc.ca |
| neither player randomed and neither could macro or contain or expand or micro or anything worth a shit... still a decent report tho :P |
| #73 CrackHeadJeb[93328] |
| mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Yes! Someone finally realized that I suck!
Oh, if only I was as good as Kyrandis! That would be sooo dreamy@$!$!@$
-CHJ |
| #74 Punisher[93750] |
| medor.labs.climoilou.qc.ca |
1st whos that templar guy?
2nd what was his build? over-8 pool-11 ? any hatches? |
| #75 Kick Ass Gosu. I want a challenge.[95856] |
| host-209-214-193-168.mem.bellsouth.net |
| 10 all the way. |
| #76 DiStOrTeD[102292] |
| 202.188.212.72 |
| Very GG.Gosu game.Too Chunted Game.Arking game.I give It A Ten... I've Never Seen A Report As Good As That B4 |
#77  [112875] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112458.sympatico.ca |
| manly. |
| #78 IcE-Inforcer[115614] |
| 209.105.210.34 |
| Holy fucking shit :D!!!!!! |
| #79 [119250] |
| cs6625193-186.austin.rr.com |
| you know id never heard ice ice baby before. that is such a takeoff of "under pressure" by queen. god i hate vanilla ice |
| #80 CyMaN[122316] |
| pD9E0A672.dip.t-dialin.net |
| no clean 10 for the best br ever, sux |
| #81 livingexception[143468] |
| pcp03797940pcs.wilmsc01.tn.comcast.net |
Best BR ever = WW3FFA
Ironically, though, test has the highest lifetime rating ever. YRM is only in 5th.
le |
| #82 SnouroW[155870] |
| 62.80.148.200 |
gr8 BR... good game..
nice.. |
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