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#1 testosterone[92016]
mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com
1st
#2 CrackHeadJeb[92018]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
It's supposed to be part II, disregard title. ^^
#3 DivvyO[92021]
162.119.232.100
It's part 1 + 1.

Just by quantity alone I'd give this thing a 10. It's a good, solid series with sweet graphics, some nice quotes, and smooth, easy writing, almost as if it was laced with Menthol.

If I was a rater (and I never ever will), this thing gets the WLJ penis and iggy butthole number, 10.



#4 [92025]
pm3-1-27.boscobel.mwt.net
it was ok i think

actually i dont know, i didnt read

#5 iggy[92026]
adsl-64-162-179-252.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
didnt i tell u to stop making battle reports?
#6 Nice[92027]
AC928CCC.ipt.aol.com
[AsF]AzNSuNBoY
#7 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[92028]
AC928CCC.ipt.aol.com
asdroihwerkw

I meant "Nice..." from me

And has anyone heard of the "SoapOnARope" thing you're supposed to do in prisons?



#8 DivvyO[92029]
162.119.232.100
If not, watch Half-Baked and find out !!
#9 [92030]
pm3-1-27.boscobel.mwt.net
i read the first one but i kinda got bored.. it was pretty good tho =o
#10 protest_boy[92031]
bvandervolg.student.ColoradoCollege.edu
you get an '7' just for using 7 different maps, none of them temple! Would have deserved an '8' if you played on the river styx though! greatest 1v1 map ever
#11 Cearas[92038]
proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au
rofl iggy

Nice br but, didnt need 2 parts. Fileread thx.

#12 fuc ya[92041]
myangup0.connect.com.au
i just downloaded some korean translator without knowing it and i am very confused, quite like a japanese whore
#13 [c]Napoleic[92046]
proxy5.rdc1.bc.home.com
Nice reports, although none of the games were very good, the series all added together to be... er.. a good series.

Anyways keep em coming! (its a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. May as well be the crackhead)

#14 [SM]Strega~F[92048]
proxy8.senet.com.au
Hmm... this report owns almost as much as CrackHeadJeb! Sure the games weren't "excellent" but that doesn't really matter. There were a lot of tactics being executed by some of the best out there. (I'm assuming that they are as good as they're made out to be, of course) In my opinion this deserves a 10 simply for being a HUGE read that didn't seem like it. ie. if you look at the scroll bar after finishing reading it you'd think "wow, I must've skipped half of it." So, if it wasn't boring in the slightest and it had authentic Jeb pictures, why would this <u>not</u> get a 10? It's just common sense really...


Strega


#15 Dampiere[92050]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
thanx jeb, how long did that take you? great effort, great reporting. GW.
9.5 (no flash! or nudes :)
dampiere

#16 Warfare[92053]
w042.z208037226.sea-wa.dsl.cnc.net
Chong; what a great name.

War

#17 Storm[92057]
spider-tn074.proxy.aol.com
Last map link doesn't work. Damnation.

Good reports. :)

#18 UpgradeYourMen[92065]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
10 :)

Btw i just realized how much i talked :).. i'm in all the screenshots :)

#19 Corbalt[92066]
cm-24-25-154-15.nycap.rr.com
coolness

that third map looked REALLY fucking tight i gotta try that one. which folder was it in?

gj jeb and players ;)


#20 derek`[92078]
spider-wd011.proxy.aol.com
10

1010101001010101
L:)

;)
#21 AkumaSpawn[92085]
164.58.10.122
This series is great. I like it much.

BR me next time, it'll be so forgettable... but I'll be able to say I was in a CrackHeadJeb report once. My many children will be even more awed.
#22 Mattkid[92086]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
Gosu is jacobs ladder in BW Folder?
#23 DrAwesome[92087]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
test really has amazing macro; you may have noticed that I only really won where i was able to deny him exps fast.

heh strega, thx for the compliment, but i am <b>really</b> not even close to being world class. 1/2 nh can beat me k? :p

these reports were great. im afraid i may be a little biased, but i still really loved em. the games, sigh, weren't really world class, and if there had been fewer or had this been a worse report, it would have really hurted your score. (SORRY! blame me for sucking --)

pics are grand, writing is great, funny, me, 7 games, this was great! things i didnt like so much: the build orders for, sometimes, half the game were at the start of each game. usually the report flows better if you just say stuff as you get to it.

whether or not this deserves a 9 or 10(sorta undecided), i would rate this a 10 as of right now. gj jeb
#24 GamerChickie[92091]
cacher.austin.ibm.com
really good stuff...I'd say 9...I don't know why not a 10, but there's something missing, and I dunno what it is...just...something

(Doc says 10 just cuz he's in it ^^)
#25 [92092]
barry-asy-5.rutgers.edu
damn good jeb =o
keep up erotic reporting
didnt you mention someone with
estrogen here ?
#26 ....[92095]
24.41.0.151
games were pretty short, not much substance to any of them
#27 iSuCk@Sc`[92096]
12.72.228.106
Corbalt-

Gauntlet is in my downloads folder. I have an obs version I downloaded for a 1v1 tourney, but it was most likely map of the week one time or another.
#28 [92097]
pm3-1-8.boscobel.mwt.net
gauntlet is in old ladder fool.. at least it should be.. cuz it is old ladder

back in the days of the muta rush
sigh
#29 xld.aldogrez[92098]
spider-wq023.proxy.aol.com
S-E-X-Y =O
#30 Templar569[92151]
168.168.234.198
"Testosterone relieves Dr. Awesome of his pants." OWN!!
#31 [92153]
proxy3-external.denver1.co.home.com
gj i give it a 8
#32 xld.aldogrez[92155]
AC936DAE.ipt.aol.com
rofl kosh
#33 Phobos_ColZ[92206]
spider-mtc-th074.proxy.aol.com
The things one can do when he has 20 gateways. I kinda wanted to see 50 archons charge into a base, but we can't always get what we want. Still, there was enough meat in these reports that there's no reason to not give it a 9 or 10.

#34 [92387]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-288.look.ca
wow thats a lot of hard drive space, nice br :=>
#35 [92410]
Very very nice. So much effort put in that paid off so well.
#36 Scarab[92424]
AC839FC5.ipt.aol.com
k I finally got time to read these and
hoooooooooooooooooolllly fuck

fucking nice
#37 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[92432]
static-32.itcanada.com
YAY CONGRATS JEB!!!

way to go man . . . your first ten. You are now officially very cool. Way to go! Very little to suggest here . . . I loved the BRs, of course. Good job again!
#38 KingJamesXXX[92433]
st401a.mckenna.edu
Great reports, and GREAT MAP CHOICE! It shows that the players are real masters when they can play decently well on territory that everyone hasn't memorized.
The last game was sad. I hope the lone guy at Blizzard who is still working on 1.08 reads that and does something...anything...about pvt. That was a hell of a thing. GG to Testosterone and everything, but JEEZ. Also the fourth game, where a six wraith, sixteen marine drop got wiped out by three storms. Its like watching the Expos try to play the goddamn Yankees.
Good report man. Sorry if I'm bitter; the last game reminds me why I play Terran and root for underdogs...
#39 DrAwesome[92434]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
gosu! now i finally get to give this the 10 it deserves!! :D

but does CHJ get <b>2</b> 10's?? ;D
#40 livingexception[92439]
spider-mtc-tg012.proxy.aol.com
Wow. Awsomeness. A best of 7, a lng undertaking I'm sure. I was smiling while reading the last game. I've watched Test many a time and he FINALLY goes back to his patented ways in game 7: Expand 3 or 4 times, power like there's no tomorrow, rally everyhting to the middle, and ocne you hit limit, do a Mexican hat dance on your opponet's nutsack. 20 gateways....Test you ARE my hero!

9

LE
#41 the()vermind[92452]
spider-mtc-tb022.proxy.aol.com
congrad jeb, a 10, one of the few and the proud. You're on your way to the hof. Again, gf
#42 Alkasoor[92465]
bay4-40.daktel.com
Wow, Jeb, those ruled. The pics didn't work on this
machine though :( stupid dreamcast modem took too long to
load the pages, and typing without a keyboard really
sucks. But it was all worth it! Best br I've seen in a
while.
#43 A.I.[92575]
24.41.0.151
hmmm.... i'm going to have to agree with comment 27
these games were pretty brief and all...
but i guess if you can make pictures, that's enough to get 10's on your reports
#44 Testosterone[92577]
mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com
hey #27, please put your name down next time, its OK

A.I., your entitled to your opinion, but I do not see you making any reports, and even if you tried you probably would not come close to this quality
#45 D2Kid1[92600]
156.3.165.29
I love your battle reports
#46 A.I.[92895]
24.41.0.151
hmm... lol great response testosterone
whoever said i would even try spending my time making reports. the fact is that these games were brief, and yet they still got 10's. his more recent report (the one ur in testosterone) is a much longer game and more deserving of a high mark than 7 short games put together like this. notice how everytime someone critizes, people always have to go back to the "oh i don't see you making reports like this so go away!" i mean comon be mature about it at least and come with a decent response
#47 CrackHeadJeb[92896]
pppw43.htc.net
Yeah.

I spent 18 hours on the text alone, so there must not be enough "substance" in the report.

About "throwing" 7 games together: I can't exactly have a best of seven between them if I'm not using the next seven games now, can I? What, am I supposed to have them keep playing until I get 7 30-minute games? 8*)

-CHJ
#48 A.I.[92903]
24.41.0.151
hmm... since when was time a measure of substance in writing? i could tell u that i spent 18 hours on writing, and yet only produce 1 page.

listen, what i'm saying is that for a 7 game series where half the games were pretty quick, you can't exactly say that they deserved 10's can you? you br'ed on what you saw out their. a solid, good br? yes. a br('s) worthy of 10's? i've seen br's with more substance together getting 8-9's, so i guess it would be nice to see more consistency
#49 CrackHeadJeb[92930]
pppw06.htc.net
Define "more substance".

The 9-rated report between joe.smurf and (Tiamat) was a 20 KB html file.

The two parts of this report were 30 KB html files each.

Even if you eliminate the first 5 minutes of each game, there's more game in this report than in any of my other reports.

I mentioned the time I worked on this because I am implying that you do get higher ratings indirectly through the time that you work on the report. I always spend more time on my higher-rated reports. The extra time is expressed through pics, alttext, font spanning, etc. In this report, it was expressed in the amount of substance. (in my humble opinion)

I don't want to start a flame war. I just want to know what angle you're coming from. ^^

-CHJ



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