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"Ronin~ has been sending his factory across the map and constructing machine shops at random places to amuse himself, because he is a imbecile."
-Bob_The_Newt

#1 livingexception[91778]
spider-mtc-tb052.proxy.aol.com
Primero, gracias.
#2 livingexception[91779]
spider-mtc-tb052.proxy.aol.com
Y ahora leer...
#3 the()vermind[91780]
proxy-server.hawaii.rr.com
good lord, 9-10.
#4 archon6[91783]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
10 for da pic. hilarious.
#5 Scosmokes[91784]
wwwgate32.motorola.com
solid. What ever became of Kreb? Why didn't he obs?
#6 kosher_man[91785]
proxy1.denver1.co.home.com
he didn't obs cause i was carless and killed all his buildings
#7 Wisest~Yoda[91788]
pm3-1-34.boscobel.mwt.net
pretty fuckin cool
#8 Squeaky[91789]
syr-66-66-32-229.twcny.rr.com
Coolest sig picture ever. Unless she has to take a shit, then that guy is in trouble...
#9 AkumaSpawn[91793]
164.58.10.122
Easily a nine. Funneeee
#10 utbabya[91794]
poste005.grasset.qc.ca
10th : I look down on you single digit people.
#11 DivvyO[91796]
adsl-64-160-24-111.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Nice job, what's a true FFA report without gay Bob and carriers? If I was a rater (and I'll never ever be) I'd give this a good solid 9.
#12 Abusing[91798]
Timmins2-104.nt.net
Ownage, if im in ur next BR Id give this a 10(but I cant rate and cuz I hate chinx, I never will be)
#13 Templar569[91799]
168.168.234.198
OMG, that pic owns!! And of course, an FFA ended with a Gayrrier fleet. Imagine that. :)
#14 Scosmokes[91801]
wwwgate36.motorola.com
Got it. It would have been fun to see his comments as he watched the rest of that game. Then again, I've been in that state before and don't have any desire to sit down and watch an BW game. Again, good report.
#15 ~Psi-Channeler~[91802]
103.norfolk-01-02rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Nice.
#16 [c]Napoleic[91804]
proxy4-external.rdc1.bc.home.com
ownage! The Ninja theme was brilliant.. best ffa br since Dr.Z's captain ffa. Nice work!
#17 MatriX(SR)[91805]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
nice report, i'd say 9.. you're still a dumb piece o' fag though. Keep up the good work, just stop being gay.
#18 Kosher_man[91806]
proxy1.denver1.co.home.com
btw i loved ninja gadian for nes and i played it all the time BUT I COULDN'T BEAT THE FIANL BOSS ARGGGGGGGGGG
#19 DrAwesome[91807]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
wow scarab youve outdone your self this time :D that was grand. btw you took my word hilarity you fucker diea;lksjd anyways hilarious game, wish i had gotten to be part of it :[. Shame Krebs got killed early, but i vote for that nigger kangaroon thing as a quote. krebs is hilarious. pretty solid game, non stop action, good players and cool tactics. BTW that ninja theme was hilarious, i remember that game but i forget what it was. anyways, problems: couple typos, sometimes difficult to picture what was happening in battles (animated gifs maybe?) whatever, i wish i could give this a 9.5 or something, but since im the only person to really rate it as of yet i guess i would just give it a 10 (assuming one person would give it a nine ;o) btw more ss's of '__ _ _ ___ _ __'
#20 DrAwesome[91808]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
btw funniest part of this is the people that hate you trying to keep from complimenting it(eg comments 15, 17)
#21 TerranNavel[91810]
h0002960152ea.ne.mediaone.net
ROFLMFAO Great music. Easy 9 or 10.
#22 Scarab[91811]
AC8D40AA.ipt.aol.com
hmm damn, does the Devo music work for you? btw, thanks all
#23 Death's Servant-TPF[91815]
cr926028-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com
Check your spelling next time. Pretty good.
#24 [91817]
warwick.carlisle.ac.uk
if i was allowed to rate this id give it a 7
#25 iggy[91820]
adsl-64-167-13-43.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
bob,, ROFL =o
#26 Scarab[91823]
AC8D40AA.ipt.aol.com
If I was allowed to you fuck you bob
#27 CynicalMagician[91826]
px3cv.gv.shawcable.net
wow, rofl, nice job there scarab. although that last comment (#26) just plain owns in it's own non sensical way
#28 [91836]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
DrAwesome, i don't particularly like scarab, but i still complimented his report.. he's just a dumb piece of fag piss :).
#29 xld.aldogrez[91837]
spider-wf073.proxy.aol.com
Scarab you're a fat fuck.
#30 [91841]
162.119.232.100
Stop abusing report center plz thx.
#31 probe[91866]
24161239hfc231.tampabay.rr.com
TheFatScarab (7:22:05 PM): tell me something TheFatScarab (7:22:12 PM): for BR purposes TheFatScarab (7:22:15 PM): if bob was a ninja TheFatScarab (7:22:22 PM): what would he be master ninja of Tenthar (7:22:38 PM): hm Tenthar (7:23:15 PM): blocking Tenthar (7:23:17 PM): like this TheFatScarab signed off at 7:23:20 PM.
#32 [91870]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
wow someone finally found the rater tag font
#33 DivvyO[91873]
162.119.232.100
I think they just copypasted from various letters. the "matrix" looks kinda chopped together.
#34 Thanos[91879]
fw01.kebne.se
GREAT! Ninjas all the way!! I liked the "final standoff" thing-a-ma-jiggy.. More themed reports!
#35 InsomniacAndrew[91891]
1Cust102.tnt1.everett2.wa.da.uu.net
isn't it called Shuriken(not Shiruken)?
#36 InsomniacAndrew[91894]
1Cust102.tnt1.everett2.wa.da.uu.net
gbr
#37 derek[91925]
AC8910C6.ipt.aol.com
best writing and pics yet, your best BR...10
#38 iggy[91948]
ACADDA6B.ipt.aol.com
<img "www.battlereports.com/users/iggy/CommentBreaker.bmp"> First Time Test, if this works I will bring on the wraith that is IGGY!
#39 iggy[91949]
ACADDA6B.ipt.aol.com
<img "www.battlereports.com/users/iggy/CommentBreaker.bmp"> First Time Test, if this works I will bring on the wraith that is IGGY!
#40 <img "www.battlereports.com/users/iggy/CommentBreaker.bmp">[91951]
ACADDA6B.ipt.aol.com
damn
#41 Scarab[91955]
ACADBCB5.ipt.aol.com
STOP IT YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON
#42 [91993]
pm3-1-37.boscobel.mwt.net
work you lil fucker
#43 [91994]
pm3-1-37.boscobel.mwt.net
own =o
#44 CaughtNaked[92003]
AC9F86D8.ipt.aol.com
<i>Well, now I know why this took so long to load =)
#45 Scarab[92005]
AC87AF6E.ipt.aol.com
why are you such a fucking retard
#46 [92008]
pm3-1-37.boscobel.mwt.net
theres a poser!
#47 [92010]
pm3-1-37.boscobel.mwt.net
=o
#48 adsf[92012]
pm3-1-37.boscobel.mwt.net
<img "/images/rook_on1.gif">
#49 [c]Napoleic[92047]
proxy5.rdc1.bc.home.com
wtf way to fuck up the comments of a great report >.< Ban
#50 Acid[92056]
modemcable030.167-202-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
music is great... ;o
#51 afro[92090]
adsl-64-168-22-25.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
OMG PORN BAN BAN BAN
#52 iggy[92159]
adsl-64-160-24-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
<img "poa.jpg"> fooooooooo
#53 iggy[92193]
adsl-64-160-24-124.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
ME SO SEXAH, CHING CHING CHANG
#54 the()vermind[92211]
proxy-server.hawaii.rr.com
good lord, what has this site come to?
#55 CrackHeadJeb[92222]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Wow, I don't swear often, but... Awesome <i>fucking</i> job. :D 10 -CrackHeadJeb
#56 DrAwesome[92252]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
only funny one was when iggy used "forum" pic as name ;l
#57 Wisest~Yoda[92303]
pm3-1-45.boscobel.mwt.net
the forum pic as name was mine, biatch
#58 DrAwesome[92313]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
ack
#59 IAMSPAM[92349]
AC8E16C1.ipt.aol.com
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#60 IGGY[92350]
151.198.195.102
I FFFFF ON YER MOM THEN I PASM IN YER DADS PANTZ GG NO RE SADASFDASFSDdafDSAF
#61 IAMSPAM[92351]
AC8E16C1.ipt.aol.com
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#62 FOOOOOOOOO[92353]
151.198.195.102
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#63 FOO[92355]
151.198.195.102
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFO0
#64 [92409]

Ownage report. Iggy banned again.
#65 Eradicate~Me[92467]
spider-wi051.proxy.aol.com
iggy ur such a dumbass
#66 Acura-X[92470]
cs516344-a.mtmc1.on.wave.home.com
Abyss-X is ownage at ffa's ..what a whore :O Too bad i knocked him out in the last one we had ;)
#67 ....(variable[92521]
207.229.0.241
seriously funny dude... had me laughin pretty hard.... gw!
#68 Somebody...[92621]
ACA8454A.ipt.aol.com
#71 FOOOOOOOOO = WLJ
#69 [92665]
barry-asy-76.rutgers.edu
iggy do you ever go away ? good report migive 8
#70 CrackHeadJeb[94198]
gille02.sites.iats.missouri.edu
The..Scarab = Master Ninja of Battlereporting -CHJ
#71 Captain.Joe~SF[94263]
spider-mtc-ti044.proxy.aol.com
funniest crap = when you had that devo music to play while showing him rape toss with his lings
#72 The_IronFist[94477]
mr-rnc-10.dmisi.twtc-customers.com
Sweet BR man the sound track was cakelicious
#73 [o]SmaK[94524]
12.88.83.101
Little did I know a BR was in the process ;[ Scarab u did a great job on the. If you could i would appreciate u making a BR of me 1v1 verse shox-the-feared or X'Ds~Kiwi... (respond to comment scarab) gL All
#74 Scarab[94627]
AC842520.ipt.aol.com
um ok smak, u have aim?
#75 PoRnMaStA!!!!![102608]
24.0.88.219
Nice porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#76 stonecoldnewbie[113642]
c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com
hi
#77 [113687]
StCatherines-ppp109165.sympatico.ca
Hi stonecold. Btw . . . awesome br.
#78 [114558]
CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
afsd

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