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"At home four zealots came wandering past my choke point, took one look at the wallin, asked T_Mac for danger pay, didn't get it, and contented themselves with scouting my natural and then going on strike for better wages. I think they might be still there, waving signs and chanting 'For Hire!'

Alright, so that pun sucked. Work with me here people. It's past midnight."
-Fractal_Wave




#1 testosterone[87448]
mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com
kekekek sorry modem users

(wlj hhahaha)

#2 Nokia[87449]
mkc-65-26-12-201.kc.rr.com
umm...2nd? :)
GJGJGJGJGJ NICEEE
very easy to read n stuff

#3 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[87450]
AC95AADD.ipt.aol.com
gay
#4 Nokia[87451]
mkc-65-26-12-201.kc.rr.com
umm...2nd? :)
GJGJGJGJGJ NICEEE
very easy to read n stuff

#5 Iron Lung[87453]
a-db.aspn.net
I like it.. even though I've seen it already :p
#6 Doom-[87454]
mke-160-235-94.wi.rr.com
1st of Test, im not in it much. 2nd, put me in the next one more, 3rd nice report. 4th, you cheat, your video card is good and you should die. 5th im not in it enough. 6th MP5 sucks in 1.1 and who ever had the idea of changing it should go to hell.
#7 Doom-[87455]
mke-160-235-94.wi.rr.com
Haxor 4 fps>>>you
#8 Blaked Potato[87456]
mkc-65-28-56-4.kc.rr.com
Very Nicely done Test!

I think you made a valid effort and spent alot of time. It's all the basics and then some. If there was one thing I could nitpick, "WHOAH, YOU NEED TO FIX THE LAYOUT!". I am sure you had a prob with it...but anyways, 99.9% kickass!!! Keep up the good work...and BTW ------->[AsF]AzNSuNBoY can suck A BIG HAIRY HERPE INFESTED APE COCK for all I care. >=) ROFL!

-"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-Blaked Potato!




#9 Blaked Potato[87457]
mkc-65-28-56-4.kc.rr.com
OH BTW [ASF] is a FUCKING GAY HOMO CLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-Blaked Potato!


#10 Testosterone[87459]
mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com
hi potato :)

what i really think i need is a good free web server that actually loads shit instead of doing a poor half ass job!

and nobody say br.com server b/c it doesn't work for me

sorry for slow loading/lack of loading everyone :(((((((((((





#11 Vytae[87460]
px3ht.ok.wave.shaw.ca
Cs 1.1 came out today the new textures lag my computer (400 with geforce 2) the mp5 had its accuracy cut down the awp dosent always kill in one hit anymore and they fucking got rid of the apc on seige!!! what pure BS and de_inferno is inbalanced as hell,worse then dust (although dust has been fixed). Now that im done bitching good report,nice shiny guns. And if your good enough dont buy a pistol or armor in the first round if you have half decent skillz becuase if you win and get a few kills along the way you can afford a nice shiny rifle plus kevlar and helmet next round!
#12 WSSO[87467]
hsa003.pool020.at101.earthlink.net
GIVE ME IP PLZ ^^

id be happy to own you all plz stop newbie bashing CS style testosterone =[ j/k

btw they killed the fucking MP5 in the new patch MP5 use to be best gun in the game IMO



#13 Wangsonn[87476]
adsl-78-164-173.gsp.bellsouth.net
OMG TESTY U KILLED ME WTF?!!

hehe GOOD REPORT U OWN

#14 Nokia[87478]
mkc-65-26-12-201.kc.rr.com
doom - the mp5 doesn't suck now, I didn't even notice a difference when i jumped and shot :).

And surviving a few AWP shots sure felt nice...
at least in the server i played in, inferno was balanced...


#15 Doom-[87479]
mke-160-235-94.wi.rr.com
Nokia, I am a crouch jumper and crouch jump non-stop with the mp5. Now I can notice the diffrence because when I aim directly at someone and fire at my target (while jumping), my bullets flying around like the para on full auto. Unless you used it as much as me, I doubt you would know. 1.1 blows only because of this, and I hope more people complain so they give back some accaracy. For now, its back to the colt :[.
#16 DrAwesome[87480]
PPP-155-21.va.sprint-hsd.net
arggedfglaskgja;sdl no 1st comment for me :[
but gosu report!!!! :D
like i said 9+ you own test
DrAwesome
#17 WarLeaderJustin[87483]
adsl-64-166-108-189.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Nice test. As you know, I logged off before I could snag first comment... that's because of my dad who is Satan himself and often prevents his son from grabbing first comment on many reports. Yes, he is evil incarnate.
#18 WarLeaderJustin[87484]
adsl-64-166-108-189.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
BTW, 10 10 10 10
#19 TDM[87488]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
No,no,no... TRUDY is evil incarnate... When will you learn? 10!
#20 SCV~007[87493]
t6o957p106.telia.com
OMFG

Make bigger pics plz :( My modem is choking.
#21 WSSO[87505]
156.3.110.6
PLZ post server IP up thx ^^
#22 xld.aldogrez[87509]
spider-wq072.proxy.aol.com
Two words: Pure Sex.

This is the first report in a while I've actually read all the way through (besides fox's) and it was very well written. If it doesn't get a 10 I dunno what will.

I'll make a larger collage in my next report ;P
#23 xld.aldogrez[87510]
spider-wq072.proxy.aol.com
In fact, my report will just be one big collage =D
#24 Khas'andro[87513]
ool-18ba98a3.dyn.optonline.net
Two things: You spelt buckshot wrong.

Also, if you're going to talk about the scout, ask me, because <b>I</b> Can take on a team of three terrorists with various sniper rifles and take 2, if not all three down by myself. You've inspired me to write a Sniper's Guide.
#25 [87515]
warwick.carlisle.ac.uk
godly
#26 CaughtNaked[87517]
spider-mtc-tj073.proxy.aol.com
gw, not enough reports other than SC, and most are gay newbie reports (like me =P). but good report, i feel that i know enough about CS that i can pretend im good at it to impress my friends ;). gr, u own, as always and keep up the good work.
BTW- I TOOK A NAP AND WHEN I WOKE UP THE LOADING STILL WASNT DONE!! =]
t2yl,
~CN
#27 Nokia[87522]
mkc-65-26-12-201.kc.rr.com
Doom - yea I played some more, and I'm almost positive ive played as much as you ;) ...ive been usin more of the ak lately though, so im getting used to that ...
but that jump croutch thing does suck!! i guess i just got lucky several times yesterday with my headshots!

...about the complaining until they fix it: they wont change it. I've been playing since 6.5 i believe, and after every new release there is constant complaining for at least a week (i almost quit after 6.5 when they changed the m3 shotgun...pissed me off so bad)...
but you'll get used to it sucking more and maybe get good with a sucky weapon like the FN, mac10, or some other crap weapon...or we'll figure out a way to manipulate the changes they made for the better? ....OR get good with the AK or Sig, aug, or colt...as test has already said :)

Nokia
#28 CynicalMagician[87525]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
damn fine, but a couple pics didn't work for me, even after reloading =p
#29 [87526]
zmapxypro02-b.zma.compaq.com
As my friend probe would say



You are Elite. Notice the spelled Elite and the period?

10

Fox
#30 SilverLeafTree[87528]
c519836-a.iowact1.ia.home.com
~{!0~}Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – fear of long words.~{!1~}
best one yet
i was laughing my ass off.
o yeah, and the report, that was ok.
#31 Blaked Potato![87531]
mkc-65-28-56-4.kc.rr.com
HEY TESTES!!!

hehe I wanna play CS but the fucking V 1.1 upgrade fucked all the servers on my list...anyways, i am sure it will be fixed soon btw i got the 1.1.0.4 its sexalicious!

-"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-Blaked Potato!
#32 Retarded Potatoe[87532]
mkc-65-28-56-4.kc.rr.com
I meant 1.1.0.4....(smacks head repeatedly).

-"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-Blaked Potato!
#33 Retarded Potato x 2[87533]
mkc-65-28-56-4.kc.rr.com
I meant 1.1.0.6....AHA!!! got it right!!!! yahahahahhahahahahahah FUCK A MONKEY WITH A PETRIFIED BANANA!!!!!! hehe...ok i'm messed up...sorry testes.

-"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
-Blaked Potato!
#34 DrAwesome[87535]
PPP-155-21.va.sprint-hsd.net
10 omg testo owns us all!~! wooo
#35 [87545]
c1413963-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Ya, this was bad ass.

-Dr.Z
#36 cheese[87551]
mkc-65-28-59-56.kc.rr.com
i smell fish
#37 cheese[87552]
mkc-65-28-59-56.kc.rr.com
dead sexy fish Oo
nice report testo

unhgaa
#38 gahoh[87557]
c243610-b.chmpgn1.il.home.com
Great report!
It almost makes me want to install CS and try it out. If only the NCAA games didnt start today....

I missed a few of the pictures, but overall, i'd call the rest of the pretty. =D

Minor correction:
SomeONE set us up the bomb
#39 Khas'andro[87568]
ool-18ba98a3.dyn.optonline.net
Nonono, the game says "someONE" and the text reads "someBODY"

YAY IM LITTERRATTTE UNLIIIIKE AAALL YOUUU REAFKS!!!!
#40 iggy[87572]
intergate.spusd.k12.ca.us
sucky sucky
#41 Eradicate~Me[87574]
spider-mtc-ta042.proxy.aol.com
someone ban iggy...
btw testo what program do u use for the graphics, that includes the godly text and frames. Because if it is adobe photoshop 6, i cant find any of the gosu shit on my cd..=[
#42 4177[87578]
spider-wf041.proxy.aol.com
beautiful. simply beautiful
#43 the()vermind[87612]
user-2ive61a.dialup.mindspring.com
incredible, simply incredible. To make this a perfecto report, jack up your long distance phone bill by calling Breeze and asking him for 3d pictures. But all i have to say is that this stuff is what makes br.com what it is, of course it would be preferable if you sticked to starcraft, but after wandering around in my thoughts about this, I'll shut up. Iggy=newb who has to vent his frustration at web folks. He says he hates fan fics, his only report (which was deleted) was a 1 1/2 page fan fic about a bunch of women and how he had sex with them. Anyways, great br again, and the following I reccomend for candidates to the hof; testosterone, DrA, dagomar, breeze, and some other random person
#44 DrAwesome[87627]
PPP-155-21.va.sprint-hsd.net
me and breeze?
*flattered*

btw test you have just a good chance as i do. You have 2 10 reports, maintain consistant level of high quality, and are pumpin em out alot faster than me :)

#45 ana[87646]
phnxdslgw9poolA37.phnx.uswest.net
smooth as all hell
#46 the()vermind[87647]
user-2ive6l3.dialup.mindspring.com
in probability it'll be a big showdown between DrA, Breeze and you (tesetosterone). However, I still think that dag should be in it, he's been here almost since the site's inception, and he has a higher rookmark than yrm
#47 [87654]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
I play CS at lunch sometimes at work, and on the rare chances I have time at home. The guide you posted gave me some good info.

I always used to go for the 50 shot submachine gun instead of the Navy in round 2 or 3. I also like the supershotgun on Office.

Great report.

-YRM-
#48 xld.aldogrez[87711]
spider-ti073.proxy.aol.com
Damn, no one's reports are getting any comments =[
#49 [o_o]the_chuck[87790]
ool-18b85085.dyn.optonline.net
thank you for owning me. :)
#50 CrackHeadJeb[88039]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Testy, |]ago, Breeze, DrA. 4-way deathmatch for next HOF slot. gogoogooogoogoggooggooogoogoghooog

-CrackHeadJeb
#51 WarLeaderJustin[88257]
adsl-64-171-78-123.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
If anyone cares, my report is still unrated......
#52 CrackHeadJeb[88261]
mu-178122.dhcp.missouri.edu
I thought your report was excellent, definitely a gold in my eyes, however....

The raters probably won't go to an external site to rate a report, so you may as well resubmit a version with working pics and email Johnny and ask him to delete the other one.

-CrackHeadJeb
#53 CrackHeadJeb[88262]
mu-178122.dhcp.missouri.edu
My post #55 was a reply to post #54, sorry for not being obvious. 8*(

Damn, I'm tired. Only 4 hours 15 minutes 'till Discrete Math test. Must.... keep... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

-CrackHeadJeb
#54 CrackHeadJeb[88263]
mu-178122.dhcp.missouri.edu
bah, why the hell not.

This report does not have enough comments, so I will post a mathematical proof that I should be memorizing.

Prove that (3,5,7) is the only prime triplet.

Let k be an element of the set of Natural Numbers (0,1,2,3,....) and consider 2k+1, 2k+3, and 2k+5.

Case 1: (3 divides 2k+1 and 2k+1 is not equal to 3)
Then, 2k+1 is not a prime.
Therefore, 2k+1, 2k+3, 2k+5 is not a prime triplet.

Case 2:(3 does not divide 2k+1 and the remainder created when 2k+1 is divided by 3 is 1)
Then 2k+1=3q+1 for some integer q.
Therefore, 2k+3=(2k+1)+2
=3q+1+2
=3(q+1)
Therefore, 2k+3 is divisible by 3.
If q = 0, then 2k+1 is not a prime number.
Hence, 2k+1,2k+3,2k+5 is not a prime triplet.
If q is greater than zero, then 2k+1 is greater than or equal to 4.
Therefore, 2k+3>2k+1 (which is greater than or equal to) 4, and 3 divides sk+3
2k+3 is not a prime
2k+1,2k+3,2k+5 is not a prime triplet

Case 3:(3 does not divide 2k+1 and the remainder created when 2k+1 is divided by 3 is 2)
Then 2k+1=3q+2 for some integer q
2k+5=2k+1+4
=3q+2+4
=3q+6
=3(q+2)
3 divides 2k+5
2k+5 s not a prime
Therefore, 2k+1,2k+3, 2k+5 is not a prime triplet
#55 testosterone[88316]
mkc-65-28-58-53.kc.rr.com
rofl chj, that was great, "why the hell not..." lol :)

btw when does mu's spring break start
#56 CrackHeadJeb[88336]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Spring break starts this Friday.

Mmmmmm. Tequila and easy women....

I'm not even going to Mexico. :D

-CrackHeadJeb
#57 iggy[94032]
intergate.spusd.k12.ca.us
wtf, blocked
#58 GRAHAM [cracker3l337][102296]
mu-213077.dhcp.missouri.edu
JUSTIN, DID YOU MAKE THIS WHOLE THING YOURSELF??? IT RULES!
#59 cracker3l337[102297]
mu-213077.dhcp.missouri.edu
hey TESTY, you gotta show me how you do this stuff one of these days, it rules dude. you also need to show me some things in PS. ill ttyl, tell me if you need any help w/ the next CS battlereport, id love to assist. ttyl--






"when i read that drinking kills brain cells, i quit reading."
#60 inss[136373]
adsl-65-43-148-196.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net
holy crap you're gay
#61 omfg fu[136374]
mkc-65-26-69-195.kc.rr.com
THIS REPORT MADE ME CREAM MY PANTS
#62 Goatzilla[136375]
ip68-9-41-158.cl.ri.cox.net
what a bad br wtf
#63 erad[136376]
pa-millcreek2b-240.buf.adelphia.net
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I TK MY WHOLE TEAM BAI
#64 ksharp[136377]
adsl-65-43-148-196.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net
what a newbie
#65 zEx | plunger[136379]
mkc-65-26-69-195.kc.rr.com
I OWN U KSHARP NEWBIE

-howie
#66 heaton[136381]
adsl-65-43-148-196.dsl.bcvloh.ameritech.net
najs.... NOT ololol
#67 potty[136382]
mkc-65-26-69-195.kc.rr.com
HAHAH POTTY k going server
#68 [136392]
crtntx1-ar7-4-63-073-022.crtntx1.dsl-verizon.net
I like how you reload after every two shots
#69 testosterone[156770]
CPE-65-28-75-141.kc.rr.com
this report owns
#70 bats[161923]
pcp02299912pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
stfu idiots
#71 Goatzilla[161924]
64.93.154.4
yessssssssssssssssss
#72 jessica alba (at tests house)[161925]
CPE-65-26-36-81.kc.res.rr.com
this report is one of the pillars i build my life around, thanks testosterone!
#73 henry[162431]
x1-6-00-0f-1f-1a-bc-43.resnet.jhu.edu
hahahahahaha
#74 sluggy[162432]
pool-71-113-170-164.frstil.dsl-w.verizon.net
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#75 sluggy[164979]
pool-71-113-133-177.frstil.dsl-w.verizon.net
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha
#76 ALF1E DA TW4LF1E[166624]
host-47-85.ohcocom.clients.pavlovmedia.com
MOMMM I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE MILK



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