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#1 BUU[86501]
AC94A2E0.ipt.aol.com
me first comment whore!
#2 Mistah~T[86502]
ip80-83.airswitch.net
2nd :P Good Story
#3 iggy[86503]
27.los-angeles-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
i never read any of yer fanfics, therefore, u serve no purpose. DIE BITCH!
#4 UDontKnOwME[86512]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
IGGY! WTF? ARE YOU SOME STUPID SIDE SHOW FREAK WITH A 40 METER PENIS THAT HAS A BRAIN OF ITS OWN AND CAN TAKE OVER YOUR BODY?

Dude, if you haven't read any of Monty's reports, then how do you know that they are shit? (which they aren't)

Monty, I am very interested with this fanfic, and I think it's good that you are asking your audience to make a final (?) descision. As to the question, I think that Tosha should die for being a stupid bitch. Maybe the whole council should die. That would be cool. Although I'm sure I'm in the minority. But remember, don't have your audience make all of the decisions about the major parts of the story. Your writing style is fine, but if you listen to closely to the public, it'll screw you up really bad. Just look at me :).

GOOD LUCK MONTY!

Oh, and iggy: remember, violence and angry words solve nothing :).

Have a nice day :),
UDKM










#5 IGGY[86514]
27.los-angeles-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
IGGY'S 40 METER PENIS > U. END OF STORY
#6 UDontKnOwME[86518]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
All you need now is a girl who's throat is 40 meters long, then you could finally get a blow job and lose your virginity... GO POP A CHERRY, YAH!


j/k. You need to chill. I was just joking when I said that stuff above. I just wanted to point that point out to you.


#7 Scarab[86529]
ACA68571.ipt.aol.com
wtf udontknowme, way to try to reason with iggy
#8 iggy[86531]
167.los-angeles-15-20rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
*lynch*
#9 Sco263[86539]
gso88-208-083.triad.rr.com
Raynor, Zeratul, and Artanis should die. Kerrigan, Mengsk, and Tosha should ally and become the evil terran protoss and zerg and take control of the UNIVERSE! MUAHAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAH MMMMUUUUAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHAAAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HAHAHA HAHAHA MMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10 Sco263[86540]
gso88-208-083.triad.rr.com
Actually I think Tosha should die once and for all because she was a stupid idiot and the zerg swarm should kill her cus she's too stubborn to ally w/ the dt and the terran.
#11 jhgjfghjfhgghfjhg[86545]
c255141-a.frmt1.sfba.home.com
tosha!
#12 [86547]
rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net
monty you are a fucking nerd. stop spending all your time writing gayass fan fics and get outside, maybe get some friends?
#13 the()vermind[86548]
user-2ive6fh.dialup.mindspring.com
this is great iggy, while you may be popular with forum regulars who have never wrote a br, you are not the most popular person with br'ers. poa, and hawk have never wrote a br in their life, and sure, they're incredibly popular, and they like you, but br'ing is what makes this website turn around. You hate horrible fan fics? well so do i, but you have released 1 br, and that was a fan fic about you, and how you had sex with a bunch of women, AND IT WAS DELETED! So sorry about my rambling, anyway, good job monty, and i think tosha should die cause she's annoying
#14 ThieverIV[86551]
spider-wd061.proxy.aol.com
Raynor. I am in the extreme minority but it would be too unrealistic to kill off the obvious one. If not Raynor than Artanis or Zeratul. Are you going to go by the poll or have you already decided and just want to know what others think?

btw comment #12 at least post your name if you expect to be taken seriously at all.

#15 Prays4u[86557]
rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net
happy comment #14? jew.
#16 iggy[86558]
186.los-angeles-16-17rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
wtf, thats my word
#17 daedeloth[86561]
bele175.wuh.wustl.edu
good shit, im impressed
#18 sias42[86563]
dialup-209.245.73.194.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
Dope ass
i dont care who dies, as long as kerrigan stays around with some weird strong abilities<maybe from her past zergyness> and kicks some ass
#19 Prays4u[86564]
rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net
fuck you iggy you fucking newbie spic. go eat nigger cunt you jewbie
#20 -=FOrsaken=-[86567]
c114217.upc-c.chello.nl
Tosha dies, or let her get infested or so... do something cool with the stupid bitsj :)
#21 SilverLeafTree[86569]
c519836-a.iowact1.ia.home.com
NONONO RAYNOR DIES BY SOMEONES ASSASSHIN

THEN KERRIGAN COMES BACK WITH LOTSA HELLA ABILITIES TO REVENGE>>>>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>!!!!>!>!!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>>>>>>>>>>!!!!!

#22 Black Label[86571]
ncroes01.telenet-ops.be
Let's see. Zeratul, Raynor, Artanis: not. Mengsk and Kerrigan maybe. Duran is probably the easiest way to end and if Tosha dies... well that's too classic. Just take Mengsk.
Probably Raynor or Kerrigans while they're trying to save each others live.
But nice fanfic Monty, KEEP EM COMING !!!

#23 MatriX(SR)[86574]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
Oh yeah and.. Iggy stfu, yer a retard.
#24 [ScV][86583]
p158-tnt5.syd.ihug.com.au
kill that Tosha bitch

Good to Go
ScV


#25 Monty Pylon[86604]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
Okay, where to begin...

Iggy ummmm nah

#12 why don't you grow some balls and get a girlfriend or guy or cow. The only thing worse then being a nerd and writing a fic is being a loser, nerd who tries and trash a fic.

The poll is just to see what you guys think, I may or may not take it under advisement.

That's okay Dref, better no rating than a bad one.



#26 Monty Pylon[86605]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
Oh yeah, the nukes were banned in the SC instruction book story and why is everyonr think that Tosha is a girl. He's a guy, a bitch given, but still male, sort of like Iggy.
#27 835[86607]
121-pm3-2.ala.netmdc.com
Drefsab is right....but alternatively, they could all die in the nuke blast. That would be really cool if _everyone_ died.
#28 UDontKnOwME[86608]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
O, I have one question for Monty...

WHERE IN THE HELL DID DURAN GET PSI EMITTERS?!?!?!?

I haven't really read anything about Duran getting anything like that, have I? I dunno. I haven't read any of your older reports in a while...

But anyway... Where did he get them?


Have a nice day :),
UDontKnOwME
#29 Death's Servant-TPF[86611]
cr926028-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com
I think Iggy should have his copy of SC confiscated by government agents, and that they would kill him to rid the world of his stupidity, and then we would all ransack his house, and the moon will fall down, and everyone would die.
BTW, heres my list of those that should die: Iggy's 40 meter long penis, Mengsk, Kerrigan, Artanis, and Tosha.
Reason: 40 m long penises with branis r dangerous, Mengsk is a fag, Tosha is a fag, Kerrigan was a fag, Raynor should die (he had eluded death all through the 5 campains), and I feel that Artanis should state his will.
6.7 not bad.
#30 Monty Pylon[86613]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
UDKM: The emitters is really just a BTW add in. There would be no real relevance to a long, drawn out explanation to why he has them. It is a very small part to the story and I felt that it would be a small detail that nobody would care about. Kind of glad you are really into the story to notice that.
#31 IGGY[86628]
23.los-angeles-15-20rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
faxoring niggers, suck my white, superior penis
#32 UDontKnOwME[86635]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
Iggy, your penis is smarter than you. Shut the "phuck" up, you nigger-pussy.
#33 Chacmool06[86694]
dialup-63.215.224.132.Stamford1.Level3.net
Great storys :) kill Toasha stupid protoss whore bag she should burn in hell or Aiur or wherever they go when they die. >:(
#34 mr.fart[86753]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
taht protoss guy should die.
#35 Cpt._Insano[86761]
atpm3-7-41.enter.net
Iggy you need to get a life and stop hasseling this kick ass fanfic.
I think that Mengsk should die because he's an ass, and i think that the finally should be,
IGGY getting infested then killed by Ranor there by saving kerrigan. Or some thing of the sorts.
Keep Writing!!!
Remember: Kill Megnsk and IGGY!!!!!!
#36 Cpt._Insano[86762]
atpm3-7-41.enter.net
Iggy you need to get a life and stop hasseling this kick ass fanfic.
I think that Mengsk should die because he's an ass, and i think that the finally should be,
IGGY getting infested then killed by Ranor there by saving kerrigan. Or some thing of the sorts.
Keep Writing!!!
Remember: Kill Megnsk and IGGY!!!!!!
#37 stonehead[86800]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
hey montypylon, another great one. and, i wrote the original 1x1 hilarious, but my friend, who happens to be named wakkiwakki put his name in and sent it while i was on the crapper before i was done. so, i just wanted to clear that up.
=)
later
#38 Eternal_Deity[115271]
206.10.109.60

THE TOP 7 THINGS THAT I THINK

I think that this whole series is one kick ass fanfic.
I think that Iggy can lick his mothers cunt b/c he is gay.
I think that u should continue the series.
I think that u should write more after this.
I think that if u have never tried to write a fanfic,u shouldnt bash someone elses.
I think that if u do bash someone elses, u should die.
I think that that death should be death by either: ripping off ur penis and making u eat it or by shoving ur face in a blender.





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