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#1 CrackHeadJeb[86331]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Comment One.

Enjoy.

-CrackHeadJeb =)



#2 CrackHeadJeb[86332]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
One confusing sentence in here.

"Magus and winter136 establish their Command Center and Nexus respectively at their mineral-only naturals" should read "Magus and winter136 establish their command centers at their mineral-only naturals".

Sorry for the confusion.

-CrackHeadJeb





#3 CrackHeadJeb[86333]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
The above correction (mentioned in comment 2) is located to the right of the gif where TerranTurtle's defiler plagues Magus' bunker and turret (the one with the ugly red border).

asdf. I also forgot a paragraph break between the two paragraphs where [MSC]Snow sent his troops into winter136's main.

Those should be the only two mistakes.

I'll stop whoring my comment section now.

-CrackHeadJeb, going to get a serious amount of sleep







#4 Thay[86334]
aam-240-182-158.ixpres.com
Pretty good report 6-8 range. a real picture of an infested terran doing his thing woulda given you a couple more points @_@





#5 Pretender[86341]
d119024.upc-d.chello.nl
Yea, very nice. 8 I would say, maybe 9, the raters will probably give ya a 7 or 8 :(
#6 Testosterone[86346]
mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com
8, very nice, always good to see a ffa on winter conquest:)
#7 Bloke[86347]
ACA2365A.ipt.aol.com
very nice report
cant beleev you found a game with infested terans in.
Deserves a 10 just for that.
gw


#8 monkey bob[86349]
c193.150.239.42.cm-upc.chello.se
weee, good report, shame noone has rated it ye=(.
Deserves like 8-9
#9 'Final`Flare'[86354]
PPPa50-ResaleMuskegon1-3R7403.dialinx.net
<font color=teal>V-nice. Tad confusing, but it deserves a 7.5...

maybe an 8 for getting Infested Terrans, and not having a fanfic. </font>




#10 DrAwesome[86357]
208.6.90.4
great report! Queen/defilers > all, its that simple. :D gj terranturtle!

it was sorta confusing, but not much else was wrong with it.. the game was decided half way through, and that was sorta annoying, but anyways gj
8
DrAwesome
#11 HKRules[86358]
c319082.extern.lawrenceville.org
They don't make em like these anymore.......:o(






















High praise indeed
#12 CrackHeadJeb[86361]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Deep thanks for all of the praise.

Thay: I really wished that infested terrans would've been used more effectively. I only spotted them damaging a nexus that wasn't being used and on a 4 infested terran drop on the 12 o' clock main. I didn't include the drop because the infested terrans were being killed right as they left the overlord. The one that survived killed 2 marines. =(

monkey bob: I stayed up until 2 in the morning Central Time until I finished the report. I think the sane raters are getting sleep. =)

DrAwesome: Cool, I know I am on my way when DrAwesome is complementing me. =)

'Final`Flare': Sorry for the slight confusion in some parts. It's a fault of my writing style that I'm trying to improve (like the ambiguity with the neutered Doom Fleet in which central plateau they returned to).

Maybe I should include more minimaps to keep track of all the action? That seems to be the way to go, since describing map position can be difficult in text. I'll just have to impose an image size limit on myself, so I don't get too carried away. =(

Please, more comments. My next big project will be two terrans versus two protoss versus two zerg. I want that one to be my masterpiece. So I need all of the advice that I can get. =)

-CrackHeadJeb

#13 TerranTurtle[86362]
modem-34.walden.ny.fcc.net
With my gay all spellcaster strategy, how could I NOT ally up just to survive? :) Anyway, gj cranking out a quality BR, and in record time, no less.
#14 CrackHeadJeb[86364]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
TerranTurtle: Yeah, I'll probably never get a 5-way Free For All finished that quickly again. For information's sake, the report was submitted about 2 o' clock in the morning(on March 1). The Free For All ended about 10 o' clock at night(on Feb. 27). That's a time gap of 26 hours. Subtract sleep and classtime from that :P.

-CrackHeadJeb
#15 Phobos_ColZ[86371]
spider-tr033.proxy.aol.com
Great report, how did you manage to write down all those build orders? I can't even remember my own sometimes. Anyway, great job, 8-9.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#16 ^Geist^[86372]
po35.serviceplus.ab.ca
You made that br really fast, and it was good too. GJ
#17 Rommel_1942[86387]
spider-wn074.proxy.aol.com
CrackHeadJeb teach me how to br.
#18 Scarab[86388]
ACA6EFFD.ipt.aol.com
gj, needed a real BR like that
#19 ThieverIV[86396]
spider-wo014.proxy.aol.com
Good job, gl getting 2v2v2 terran/zerg/toss, what with the lack of ppl and the lag and the dropping and the Jedi and the Dark side and the groupies and the "Luke, Luke, save me!" and the Shwinnnng, Shwinnnng...
Sorry, keep going back to the Simpsons. Anyway, Izz all good. Do more.
#20 Annihilator[86413]
ras6-p227.jlm.netvision.net.il
Very good!
FFAs with 3 or more players are usually hard to keep up for me, but you did a great job!
8.0/10 .
#21 CKane[86424]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
It's kind of hard to keep track of where everything is. Maybe some more minimaps would help. :p

otherwise very good.
#22 'Final`Flare'[86425]
PPPa70-ResaleMuskegon1-3R7403.dialinx.net
<font color=teal>Cracker, once again, I reread the BR. If it's written well enough to make me read it twice, thats definate skill.
Anyway, get on tonight, Basilisk-[LoD] still has to BR us

=]

</font>8<font color=teal>
'F`F'
#23 scrapperdog[86428]
spider-th061.proxy.aol.com
Bite me?
#24 A_Monkey[86438]
spider-wj034.proxy.aol.com
REALLY GOOD REPORT It will be gold and WEIRD AL IS THE BEST
#25 eat-the-chobo[86455]
spider-wm052.proxy.aol.com
good report could've used a bit more action shots tho
#26 [86461]
dhcp065-024-187-060.columbus.rr.com
gj 9
#27 ROaddog{WP}[86462]
proxy3-external.pr1.on.home.com
Look I dont know about confusing, I followed it, but to make it really <u><i>REALLLY</u></i> easy to follow put the minimaps, my br which is taking (4 months now?:) is takinga looonnngg time but every pic (14 so far) has a minimap, every one, and make a pic for every kinda update, like just 1 huge pic that includes

BOS
STRENGTH
EXPOS
AGGRESIVE/PASSIVE

it works well to help organize... but you did a great job, i wouldnd be surprised if u got 10's.
#28 Silence[86468]
CPE-144-132-81-11.vic.bigpond.net.au
Gotta love the 35 minute hydras strat. I might try it some time :)
#29 [86494]
zmapxypro06-b.zma.compaq.com
Nice you get a good rating. I would give you a 9 but that pic of elton john was just over the top =P

8

Fox
#30 -GoW-Striker[86495]
h24-68-219-102.cg.shawcable.net
Sweet. I liked the report alot ;)
#31 winter u suck T.T :)[86527]
spider-wk064.proxy.aol.com
rommelkiller
#32 mr.fart[86543]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
nice br. nicely written. funny, and a good game too.
"no rush 47 min plz." wtf? hm. winter sure doesn't want to build units before the 47 min mark.

8-9

#33 mr.fart[86544]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
wait a min. that guy is elton john? i thought it was the pic you used in the br you posted earlier. he has a gap between his teeth.
#34 SilverLeafTree[86566]
c519836-a.iowact1.ia.home.com
pretty good. i bet report of 5 ffa hella hard- i'd spend half of the time ripping the hair out of my skull, the other half slacking off, and 0.05% of the rest of the time making the BR. kickass report.

winter conquest should be used more!
#35 Napoleic[86600]
24.113.31.224
I thought it was a 9. I followed it better than almost every other ffa report Ive read here. Well done.
#36 I8aKorean4Lunch[86601]
bastion.nfl.dfo-mpo.gc.ca
Congrats on gold jeb, now to read =O

btw one sided reports > u
#37 KingJamesXXX[86602]
st401a.mckenna.edu
I definitely give this a 9. Your alt-text was terrific; I haven't seen it used that well since Fractal_Wave's "Single-O" report. I had no idea where this game was going until towards the end, and while the players were unorthodox (Turtle ruled) none of them dominated or sucked. Excellent job. You picked a great game, there weren't too many pics, and your writing was superb.
#38 BOBBY357[86609]
spider-wl083.proxy.aol.com
nice report. good 2 c a report thats not a 1v1 on LT :). infested terran were very nice 2 :).
#39 CrackHeadJeb[86615]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
All of you are awesome. People like you are the reason why I have decided to create battlereports in the first place. I never expected to be compared favorably with the likes of Drefsab and Fractal_Wave. Thanks to everyone for the comments and thanks to the raters for giving me another gold rating.

I will submit my next report next week. Joe.Smurf and (Tiamat) played one hell of a game. I'm already thinking about my next report, though. I want to organize and observe a game between a team of 2 terrans, a team of 2 protoss, and a team of 2 zerg. The teams would have the potential to obtain more tech earlier or to gain a huge amount of early troops. Would this be a cool thing to report? Or would it be a shameless gimmick to have more people view my report?

Thanks again,
CrackHeadJeb
#40 YoU sUcK bAdLy[86709]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
how did you get a 8 on this p.o.s ? i found this report to be very nausiating and you are incompitent. My grandma(who actually does play starcraft[ username being: Raizewind~] that being mostly on war2 but accasionly plays starcraft still] can play better than you. she was top 10 ladder
U SUCK U PUDDLE OF SHIT
#41 Violet[+]Fluid[86750]
ool-18b8d71b.dyn.optonline.net
44th non author. Heheh very well written

-Violet
#42 hello_world[86801]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
yes, very nice, nce pics, no yet read article.

http://dayvid.com/allyourbase.swf

^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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not porn or nasty shit just f unny
#43 DrEaMiNg-TrEe[86861]
c31a235.neo.rr.com
Jeb:
Nice Job.

Everyone Else:
Scouts own you hardcore. You can build any unit, and I can build more scouts. Owned.

#44 CrackHeadJeb[93563]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
Never mind. Crosswinds is chit. =]

-CHJ
#45 CrackHeadJeb[101951]
mu-196069.dhcp.missouri.edu
Wow, my image editing skills used to really suck.

(10/5/01 - 12:15 PM CST)

-CHJ



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