| #1 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[83728] |
| AC81D563.ipt.aol.com |
| Howdy |
| #2 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[83731] |
| static-114.itcanada.com |
OMG OMG ROFL this made me an instant fan.
That 1v1 Jewish was ^#%^#& HYSTERICAL, LMAO.
And that hindu banner was beyond all. The hindu thing > all. O M G.
The games roxered too. I give this baby an easy 9. WTFG! |
| #3 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[83732] |
| static-114.itcanada.com |
| Good grief I just reread the black section . . . omg it was even better! What a %^$^ racist you found . . . WTG! |
| #4 Iron Lung[83738] |
| a-db.aspn.net |
| haha that was ownage except for you should have raped that fucking hindu bitch... talking all that smack about america, stupid camel jockey. |
| #5 Starookie[83741] |
| edtn009311.hs.telusplanet.net |
Omg this was so racist omfg
BUT IT OWNED ROFL THE PICS > ALL
Hahahahha scarab you own |
| #6 DrAwesome[83744] |
| PPP-155-21.va.sprint-hsd.net |
must... not... support.. racism....
can't - ROFL |
| #7 SqueakyMonkey[83747] |
| syr-24-92-253-127.twcny.rr.com |
Gah, it's... so... racist... yet... so... fucking... funny...
HAHAHA! |
| #8 Plague[83749] |
| bing65.hughes.binghamton.edu |
| I must agree with other posters. I am torn between flaming you for racism or laughing out loud. Maybe I can do both. That rofl you racist homo. |
| #9 Genesis[83750] |
| ubr-26.98.113.pinecastle.cfl.rr.com |
Dude that was some Funny shit!!! OMH thats GReaT, Funny-funny-Funny, White power(not really, i no racist) and uh, yeah word to yer motha!
~Genesis |
| #10 CynicalMagician[83751] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| haha, now THIS is entertainment. |
#11  [83752] |
| 63.220.230.228 |
| You damn racist piece of s.....roflmao...Ahem. Racism is bad. Fat people shouldn't make fun of anyone for any reason. Or they might get a pink belly. |
| #12 [83753] |
| jon.norcpe.cableone.net |
| actually, the most rines I ever killed with a storm was about 36 cuz he kept running at me and stimming them. It was head poppin' fun |
| #13 Evil_i21[83754] |
| jon.norcpe.cableone.net |
| oops, im a moron i did the last post |
| #14 Starookie[83756] |
| edtn009311.hs.telusplanet.net |
btw, the name pic owned too
hahahahahhaaha that fat guy screaming |
| #15 livingexception[83758] |
| spider-wm062.proxy.aol.com |
I'm sorry to all Jews Hindus and Black, but this was hilarious. I loved the Ghandi part! Hella cool gimmick BR
Make it a two part series: 8!
LE |
#16  [83761] |
| dhcp024-166-066-234.neo.rr.com |
| I cant help it, I'm laughing my ass off... |
| #17 poipoipio[83762] |
| a24b31n66client251.hawaii.rr.com |
| AHSLFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest br in a long time |
| #18 Activus[83763] |
| sdn-ar-003nyrochP290.dialsprint.net |
| Funny stuff, Racism 4life. |
| #19 WarLeaderJustin[83769] |
| 64.171.76.188 |
GJ, exactly what we need, more racism.
<font color="black">That was the most pathetic excuse for a Battle report I've read in a long time. God must've given you an extremely small brain or heart to give you an idea for this.</font>
Nice Layout too. |
| #20 Scarab[83770] |
| ACA53389.ipt.aol.com |
| do better, wlj |
| #21 WarLeaderJustin[83771] |
| 64.171.76.188 |
| Fine. Pong me now. |
| #22 AkumaSpawn[83773] |
| cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu |
| Muy sexy. You gave me the giggles in ways few men have done before. |
| #23 Scarab[83774] |
| spider-mtc-th044.proxy.aol.com |
| actually, what I meant was that you seem to think your ideas of smurfing and asking the br.com regular females for cybersex are better? |
| #24 [83775] |
| 63.220.230.228 |
How to rate, how to rate....
A 1 to represent Praetor, and a 10 for Bob? |
| #25 WarLeaderJustin[83777] |
| 64.171.76.188 |
| Go with the one. |
| #26 Wisest~Yoda[83778] |
| pm3-1-20.boscobel.mwt.net |
rofl own
hitlerchu! flaming jew attack!
stole my line, fu :) |
| #27 Scarab[83779] |
| spider-mtc-th044.proxy.aol.com |
| wtf, no i made that up lhdsalhdja; |
| #28 Wisest~Yoda[83780] |
| pm3-1-20.boscobel.mwt.net |
| fuck no hitlerchu was mine |
| #29 Scarab[83781] |
| spider-mtc-th044.proxy.aol.com |
| omg such bs, I made it up when I accidentally typed 'nazo' |
| #30 scarab[83798] |
| ACA53389.ipt.aol.com |
| . |
| #31 (DL)Spam[83803] |
| webcache.hat.netdoor.com |
This was hilarious
And it wasnt racist |
| #32 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[83818] |
| ACAB4EAA.ipt.aol.com |
| Wow |
| #33 Shepherd[83821] |
| res104a-013.rh.rit.edu |
| This battlereport is extremely offensive, and this should be removed. I give this BR 1 for tasteless, lack of respect, and damn things. |
| #34 WarLeaderJustin[83829] |
| 64.171.76.188 |
Guess what Shepard? I agree with you!
|
| #35 Wangsonnn[83830] |
| adsl-78-164-173.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| roflrofl |
| #36 Scarab[83833] |
| ACA53389.ipt.aol.com |
isnt it cute how wlj jumps up anyones ass that thinks even SLIGHTLY the way he does to help a cause thats prety much only his beleif in some weak failed attempt to make a scene?
yea it is
|
| #37 Shepherd[83834] |
| res104a-013.rh.rit.edu |
| I read through this again, and I don't find anything funny in this. |
| #38 ProtectorofAiur[83835] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| well no surprise the hindu owned. and it won't be the last time scarab. hindus are going to own you the rest of your life, get used to it :) |
| #39 WarLeaderJustin[83836] |
| 64.171.76.188 |
| Lol, ok Scarab, I'll let you think that way. |
| #40 Iggy[83837] |
| 49.los-angeles-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net |
| *hands Shepherd 2 bucks* go buy yerself a sence of humor. |
| #41 WarLeaderJustin[83838] |
| 64.171.76.188 |
| *flicks Iggy off* Go buy yourself deceny. |
| #42 [83839] |
| 63.220.230.228 |
| comment breaker banned and deleted |
| #43 quadmaniac[83840] |
| spider-tr042.proxy.aol.com |
| man, rofl this was fucking hilarious |
| #44 iggy[83842] |
| 49.los-angeles-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net |
| *looks up deceny in the dictionary* asdf |
| #45 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[83847] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-87.look.ca |
Lol great stuff man im laughing so hard still.
GOOD JOB! |
| #46 s1utty[83848] |
| host-216-76-216-174.dab.bellsouth.net |
| ROFL ROFL ROFL i always thought that hts where jewish |
| #47 garett[83851] |
| 66.76.26.173 |
| WLJ is taking his miniscule penis size anger to the internet again |
| #48 SoY~b0mB[83852] |
| A010-1000.KRLD.splitrock.net |
| Will someone please remove the cacti shoved up shepard and WLJ's asses? |
| #49 ProtectorofAiur[83853] |
| SID.MIT.EDU |
| lmao @ iggy BAHAHAHA |
| #50 Scarab[83856] |
| ACA53389.ipt.aol.com |
| omg iggy, have my hilarious, yet mentally unstable and deformed children plz |
| #51 xld.aldogrez[83857] |
| spider-wq012.proxy.aol.com |
rofl, this report actually made me crack up, rofl. Well, I guess now he had finished his matza bread and woke up, cause he finally decided that he needed to break out of his main and expand
OMFG, FUNNIEST LINE OF THE WHOLE FUCKIN REPORT, MAKE MORE OF THESE SCARAB SADFJSLDFSJ;LF |
| #52 Iggy[83859] |
| 49.los-angeles-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net |
| *whipes out a curvy knife* get that thing away from me! |
| #53 iggy[83860] |
| 49.los-angeles-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net |
| whips, oops |
| #54 BOOYA[83870] |
| rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net |
its not really racist cuz it makes fun of everyone so its all in good fun
btw, im fucking laughing my ass off right now and im not even joking |
| #55 Cearas[83873] |
| cache07.syd.optusnet.com.au |
| shoulda played an aussie in that series. I always liek good jokes about my country. Black guy fucking owned though. |
| #56 Not.2.Good[83875] |
| 63-204-130-146.ebmud.com |
| Ok, like everyone else said, this was very funny stuff. And like all literature, if you don't like it, don't read it. |
| #57 AlineEater[83876] |
| dialups-173.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| hey what about the Spicks?? make one on them next.. |
| #58 [83880] |
| dhcp024-166-066-234.neo.rr.com |
So now when you get psi-raided, you can just say you got jewed...
|
| #59 Darth Sidious[83884] |
| 145.85.143.127 |
IMO, this sucked ass. Not because it is racism or anything, but because you didn't make the games a chalenge for yourself.
When you decide to play with temps or carriers, you should be a man and only make those, nothing else.
For the rest it was a bit funny maybe |
| #60 HM[83885] |
| sbce2.156ce.singa.pore.net |
| go hindus!!! |
| #61 HM[83886] |
| sbce2.156ce.singa.pore.net |
| tat was such a racist report, u frigging nigger! ... HM |
| #62 HM[83887] |
| sbce2.156ce.singa.pore.net |
| tat was such a racist report, u frigging nigger! ... HM |
| #63 derek[83893] |
| ACACF43F.ipt.aol.com |
| own |
| #64 Napoleic[83898] |
| 24.113.31.224 |
| OMG I always thought Scarab was the funniest fucking guy on this site when he did his Newbie Chronicles report that was the funniest thing ever, now I know it wasnt a fluke! GW Scarab you own! |
| #65 GamerChickie[83899] |
| ss06.nc.us.ibm.com |
| rofl, funny stuff |
| #66 .High+Templar.[83900] |
| machine-66-195.bergen.org |
| best br ever, though could've been better |
| #67 Cidolfas[83906] |
| ool-18bc4e6c.dyn.optonline.net |
| rofl GW Scarab. Im glad u guys started to send in more stuff to start up the new BR era cause i was getting bored looking at the site at shit T.T. I love you ScaraB!!! ^_^ |
| #68 TheInsaneRedToad[83910] |
| ool-18bf1607.dyn.optonline.net |
| ROTFLMAO!! |
| #69 badtz_maru[83911] |
| barry-asy-1.rutgers.edu |
personally i dont like racism but i enjoy humor
this report was half and half i dont kno your
intentions or personality so i was roflmao thru readin
the whole time liven br.com more scarab |
| #70 ~Psi-Channeler~[83912] |
| 210.norfolk-11-12rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
Since I think this was written in good taste and not in spite, I'll say it was good. Pretty funny too.
<a href="http://members.home.com/metron/jew.wav">Heh.</a>
-Psi |
| #71 [83914] |
| 210.norfolk-11-12rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
Bad links rule, just go <a href="http://members.home.com/metron">here</a> and click "Jew."
-Psi |
| #72 Jamellan[83915] |
| dialupF72.clsp.uswest.net |
| haha, nice :) |
| #73 Starookie[83917] |
| edtn009456.hs.telusplanet.net |
ROFL i was reading this again at school, and got my computer privileges banned for reading this rofl
it was worth it |
| #74 abraham[83922] |
| hsa139.pool022.at101.earthlink.net |
psi ur a fuckin idiot white trash suck my dick u dirty chink/white bitch
|
| #75 Wisest~Yoda[83923] |
| pm3-1-27.boscobel.mwt.net |
hahahha i remember how it went now
we were playing ptq or some gay ums shit... u were talking about nazis or something and was like
"nazo" and i was like "nazichu!" and u were like "hitlerchu!" and i was like "firing squad attack!"
or something |
| #76 ~Psi-Channeler~[83925] |
| 210.norfolk-11-12rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
Hi.
So I'm either a "dirty chink" or a "white bitch?" Thats a good one. What did I do to you again? |
| #77 Wisest~Yoda[83928] |
| pm3-1-27.boscobel.mwt.net |
| yea im gonna read again hurhur |
| #78 Wisest~Yoda[83929] |
| pm3-1-27.boscobel.mwt.net |
btw psi.... watching this one from the side and i gotta agree that ur a "fuckin idiot white trash suck my dick u dirty chink/white bitch"
|
| #79 CKane[83930] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| Yup, it pokes fun at everyone, except for skinny monotheistic non-jewish white males. |
| #80 CKane[83931] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| 1 gogogo... bite me scarab. :p |
| #81 znzf[83940] |
| 24.112.14.162.on.wave.home.com |
i'm surprised hes not banned
really, i am |
| #82 Rim[83954] |
| 179.fort-worth-08-09rs16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
You know your going to hell if the Jews are right. I can see "God" now. He/she/it (whatever) is sitting at his/her/its super computer smirking and thinking "Gay litttle hat huh fucker?". ROFLMAO!
|
| #83 anal-banana[83956] |
| gauntlet2.bridge.com |
| I couldn't decide whether to laugh or be pissed off at this racist shit. But the hindu banner was so funny I decided to laugh. |
| #84 -DominioN[83971] |
| fw01.upplands-bro.se |
| Shit this was one of the best battlereports in a very long time, kick ass. |
| #85 ']['amaraw[83978] |
| 202.163.242.5 |
ROFL.... haven't have a good laugh for a long time after reading a BR.
GW |
| #86 Corgy[83987] |
| user176.keokuk.k12.ia.us |
| I'm not racist I love Niggers I think everyone should have one |
| #87 SCV~007[83990] |
| t3o957p8.telia.com |
| Good work Scarab, some good laughs in there. |
| #88 SCV~007[83991] |
| t3o957p8.telia.com |
BTW, if anyone is offended by the jokes in this report, they are way too sensitive, it's all in good humor. Kinda like YRM's "How Canadians are ruining the Battle.net" report, only a bit closer to the edge...
Worth a 9 I'd say. |
| #89 outsider[84009] |
| spider-tp064.proxy.aol.com |
| the comments were almost as funny as the BR ^^ |
| #90 Dino Din[84018] |
| port-cvx1-691.access.one.net |
| damn you've got balls |
| #91 JFeTT[84035] |
| ro04-204-210-183-204.ce.mediaone.net |
| Classic |
| #92 {Raining_Blood}[84037] |
| d150-2-210.home.cgocable.net |
Let me make myself clear:
IF WHITE PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE INVENTED THEN BLACK PEOPLE WOULD STILL BE LIVING IN TREES.
YOU KNOW THAT STICKER "OR PACKI DOT" THAT HINDU'S WEAR, WELL DO YOU IGNORANT RACISTS KNOW WHAT IT IS FOR.
ITS SIMPLY A "TARGET"
|
| #93 Smooth4612[84038] |
| spider-tn072.proxy.aol.com |
I never knew racism could be so damn funny!!
Keep up with the funny BR's. |
| #94 haha[84040] |
| 24.68.103.186 |
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA FUCKIGN OWNZ BR. Hilarious hahaha, the paki hindu one was hilarious hahahaha.
So was the black haha..blackcraft hahaha. |
| #95 ^^;;;;[84043] |
| tnt2-1-21.phoenix.goodnet.com |
I only have one problem w/ this br...no Koreans. Oh yeah, you would have gotten your sorry newbie Casper ass kicked a few times.
At least you know your place, foo. Pickin' on newbs cuz you can't win a real game. Otha wize reel funE |
| #96 [84053] |
| icache.arc.losrios.cc.ca.us |
| |]agomar, hindus dont wear turbuns, you stupid pathetic fuck |
| #97 ThieverIV[84056] |
| spider-wc081.proxy.aol.com |
Holy fucking shit.
Fucking loss for words.
Comment section even worse (86).
Maybe it's all in good fun. What FUCKING difference do you think that makes to people who actually give about stuff like this? |
| #98 Krebster[84069] |
| AC89F6FD.ipt.aol.com |
| FIRST!!!!!!!!!! |
| #99 King-Lewis[84074] |
| modemcable109.143-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
AAAAAhahahahahahahahhaahah OK! i never post comments usually but this somehow really made me laff. Mostly the Hindu part hahaha I love you PoA.
GW 9.
Lewis |
| #100 Zumbooruk[84075] |
| AKCF3.xtra.co.nz |
| lol, but you're a comment whore. |
| #101 InsomniacAndrew[84076] |
| 1Cust109.tnt3.everett2.wa.da.uu.net |
| it was funny. btw i couldnt read through all the comments. too many of them. |
| #102 da-odd-templar[84130] |
| 216.51.111.51 |
LOL!! Very good work, I loved it!
For your next ones, maybe you could do Koreans, Buddhists, and Mexicans. :) |
| #103 da-odd-templar[84133] |
| 216.51.111.51 |
| I just thought of something..you know the quotes that appear at the top of the page? This br is full of good quotes! |
| #104 +AnathemA+[84142] |
| bac16g18.inre.asu.edu |
| this shit's coo' |
| #105 rommelkiller[84178] |
| spider-wg014.proxy.aol.com |
"lez go"
"I need to know your black"
"o lez" "your black"
"going"
lol omfg |
| #106 D2_rules_wlag aka NH111[84214] |
| spider-wk082.proxy.aol.com |
Dude, you kick ass.
That was hilarious!! |
| #107 Salad[84218] |
| AC82D0F9.ipt.aol.com |
| I think the hindu's from my city, seeing as its his name.... scary thought, will I ever be safe again? |
| #108 omfg[84245] |
| c425991-a.grapid1.mi.home.com |
| omfgomfg |
| #109 Jester-C-Bomb[84267] |
| spider-wa012.proxy.aol.com |
youve got balls to make this report, funny as all hell though
new idea... 1v1 communists only and attack only w/ probes/scvs/drones
WORKERS REVOLUTION!!!!!! |
| #110 Napoleic[84283] |
| proxy4-external.rdc1.bc.home.com |
| The Brotherhood of Justice will prevail! |
| #111 Wisest~Yoda[84291] |
| pm3-1-39.boscobel.mwt.net |
| SCARAB IS BLACK |
| #112 KING-GBR[84338] |
| inktomi1-bel.server.ntl.com |
Just one comment you americans can't really talk the vast
majority of the USA channels is filled with newbies, I have seen games named yank stomp. now I bet your offended because you all know it's true.
Btw I did like the BR was very well put togelther and showed good Intelligence on the part of the writer. |
| #113 Eriador[84370] |
| spock.ti.telenor.net |
some funny parts
but I honestly dont think it was *that* funny =[
and if you are going *all* ht then dont make zealots or dts sheesh
same with carrier =[
eri |
| #114 ....(variable[84399] |
| 207.229.0.241 |
chubby...
vgj! |
| #115 Scarab[84413] |
| AC8F1794.ipt.aol.com |
| you fucking idiot |
| #116 SilverLeafTree[84436] |
| c519836-a.iowact1.ia.home.com |
"The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from the red people."
- Some dude protesting in reaction to the Vietnam War.
rite? |
| #117 WSSO[84461] |
| hsa217.pool019.at101.earthlink.net |
OMG u guys still play BW?!?! COME PLAY COUNTER STRIKE ILL OWN JOO ALL~~!~!~!
nice BR btw gotta love the jews |
| #118 BOBBY357[84477] |
| spider-tj033.proxy.aol.com |
| LOL that was fuckin' hilarious!!! do more plz! |
| #119 Wisest~Yoda[84483] |
| pm3-1-10.boscobel.mwt.net |
WSSO =O
so thats where u went tt |
| #120 BOBBY357[84506] |
| spider-mtc-ti043.proxy.aol.com |
| hehe i just noticed how funny the black man w/ the "i fuck on the first date" pic is. i doesnt beat the one @ the end of the newbie chronicles tho (black guy w/ afro and superman shirt on). anyways, it was very funny :). keep 'em coming! |
| #121 WSSO[84510] |
| hsa166.pool023.at101.earthlink.net |
| YES MUAAH (cant fidn mah BW CD to OWN you all =[) D2 IS GAY GOT MY ACCNT JACKED!! |
| #122 blackadder[84571] |
| hvachovsky.i001.law.columbia.edu |
this was racist and not really funny, unless you are an immature kid, which most ppl here are.
|
| #123 Me[84662] |
| ajshukla2.utmem.edu |
Problem
Scarab=racist
I=hindu
|
| #124 Wisest~Yoda[84870] |
| pm3-1-41.boscobel.mwt.net |
| fuck you all |
| #125 Wisest~Yoda[84871] |
| pm3-1-41.boscobel.mwt.net |
| especially you geocities, you niggered up this report good |
| #126 Phobos_ColZ[84877] |
| spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com |
Well, I'm Russian, so there's no chance in hell of him makin fun of that, so rock on this was really really funny. The 1v1 Communists idea is gold too. This should get a 10 simply for the originality and initiative.
As ever,
Phobos_ColZ |
| #127 Wisest~Yoda[85071] |
| pm3-1-16.boscobel.mwt.net |
| i get the last word (black people suck) |
| #128 Starookie[86139] |
| edtn009618.hs.telusplanet.net |
I got the last word
Fu |
| #129 Scosmokes[91246] |
| wwwgate36.motorola.com |
To be honest, people who don't want to talk about this kind of shit and think it should be kept all nice and quiet are the ones who aren't ready to accept it all as the same.
'nuff said |
| #130 Scosmokes[91247] |
| wwwgate36.motorola.com |
To be honest, people who don't want to talk about this kind of shit and think it should be kept all nice and quiet are the ones who aren't ready to accept it all as the same.
'nuff said |
| #131 [112480] |
| nela.net |
| I have come up with a new pokemon! Hitlerchu! This pokemon, instead of saying ppiiiiccccaaaaachhooo! It says killllltheeeejewwwss!!1 |
#132  [114029] |
| inehou-pxy02.compaq.com |
daler mehndi fucking rules.
Fox |
| #133 HailCaesar[114039] |
| CE1-P-UNET.unet.maine.edu |
| omg that was the funniest thing I have ever read, i was laughing so hard I was crying. When u doing another one? DOnt change a thing, these two were ingenius!!! |
| #134 -=Dark)^(olf=-[115507] |
| wv-bkly-ubr-b-024-196-177-057.charterwv.net |
ROFL, i can't help but laugh...
BTW, the next one should include Spics, Women, and Germans... just a thought =/ |
| #135 LurkerBurger7[139360] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
this is one of the funniest reports i have ever read
NJ!! |
| #136 Sabotage[139604] |
| pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| yeah |
| #137 Zalbag[143918] |
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