#1  [83021] |
| dun1-28-2-Richmond.in.skyenet.net |
wee haa<i>!</i>
Dref |
| #2 archon6[83022] |
| sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com |
| number 2 w/ style |
| #3 AlienEater[83023] |
| dialups-423.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| Third!!.... |
| #4 <font color="red">Char4Life</font>[83024] |
| extfw.dcgov.org |
| hi. look at me! im non-double digit number |
| #5 ...[83025] |
| 24-240-44-88.hsacorp.net |
| 5th... |
| #6 badtz_maru[83026] |
| barry-asy-40.rutgers.edu |
dude that took me forever to read with my head problems
buy me some ritalin dref
damn funny btw |
| #7 SixtyWATZ[83027] |
| h0010b59b0728.ne.mediaone.net |
| Damn dref i cant read all that. A good source of entertainment though |
| #8 DrAwesome[83028] |
| PPP-155-143.va.sprint-hsd.net |
ROFL ROFL THAT LAST ONE WAS HILARIOUS ASDF
"STOP SPREADING RUMORS" ahd;askjf;alk
omg I love dave barry and I love this. Kudos Dref, this was great. I started going to bnet s&t just so i could read your funny comments a while ago actually, but I missed most of these.
8-9
DrAwesome |
| #9 [ToJ]Kralgon[83029] |
| c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com |
YESS!!! DREFSAB OWNS!!!
I'm literally laughing out loud at these, and I READ THEM THE FIRST TIME at the b.net forums!!! man! drefsab rocks! |
| #10 ...[83030] |
| 24-240-44-88.hsacorp.net |
| Just read it. Good job! Enjoyed it a lot liked the way "zerg would own terran". Give yourself a good rating... 8) |
| #11 TheRubberDucky[83031] |
| crtntx1-ar3-097-196.dsl.gtei.net |
no wonder this site sucks
dref you should know better then to post this in the br's section |
| #12 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[83032] |
| static-21.itcanada.com |
ROFL omg ownage - that formation stuff was HOLARIOUS, omg, lmao. I had to laugh like a wombat at that =DDDD
Shuddup ducky! 9. |
| #13 [ToJ]Kralgon[83033] |
| c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com |
| Ducky, but Drefsab's one of the few people taht will get away with posting it in the BR section ;) |
| #14 Plague[83034] |
| bing30.hughes.binghamton.edu |
| ROFLMAO Dref is God. |
| #15 TheVictim[83035] |
| 155.176.112.116 |
ROFLMAO, that rocked. I need to try that "J" formation ASAP!
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| #16 [83036] |
| dun1-28-2-Richmond.in.skyenet.net |
haha Ducky,
Since you haven't been posting anything lately, I had to put up something to appease the masses. Granted its nothing compared to what you are capable of, but at least its something... :P
Dref |
| #17 Corbalt[83038] |
| cm-24-25-157-56.nycap.rr.com |
| omfg "how do you spell starcraft" |
| #18 Eat-the-Chobo[83039] |
| cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com |
According to my sources Starcraft is spelled Starcraft while it may be hard to grasp the subject C and c are the same letter while Q and k aren't.. ok i stop imitating GOOD WORK DREF~ that owned ^^;
Finally something worth reading ^^ |
| #19 Fractal_Wave[83040] |
| h24-77-2-65.gv.shawcable.net |
Funny shit.
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #20 TheRubberDucky[83041] |
| crtntx1-ar3-097-196.dsl.gtei.net |
I posted something in december i think worms report perhaps
i forgot |
| #21 WarLeaderJustin[83042] |
| adsl-64-166-111-245.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
<i>"The first one is really crafty (get it? Starcrafty? haha)."</i>
Funny. Dave is OK. |
#22  [83043] |
| 63.220.230.228 |
| Own |
| #23 BUU[83044] |
| AC86D4D9.ipt.aol.com |
ownage!! roflmao that was some funny shit =D
Btw, anyone whose going to complain about ppl posting non-br things and "only dref can get away with it" blah blah, you can post anything you want, and if its funny as this, we wont flame you, k? |
| #24 [83045] |
| dun1-28-2-Richmond.in.skyenet.net |
weee, 23 comments in 1 hour... thanks guys :)
Dref |
| #25 Scarab[83046] |
| ACA98917.ipt.aol.com |
woohaa
rockin |
| #26 [ToJ]Kralgon[83047] |
| c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com |
BUU, I didn't say it in a bad way ;)
I liked this a lot, and I literally laughed out loud (non psuedo-lol), even though it was my second or third time reading these posts (I read them on the b.net forums ^_^).
And I said that dref's one of the few people that can get away with it, not the only one ;) |
| #27 poipooi[83048] |
| a24b31n66client251.hawaii.rr.com |
| hahaha the last guy is quick |
| #28 Wangsonn[83049] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| dref>most |
| #29 mauRaptor[83050] |
| proxy.ord.netsetter.com |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!The Last Post! was HILARIOUS...HAHA.
hm. Good work, Dref. 9 |
| #30 For~The~Love~Of[83051] |
| dip-62.maxg4-1.dips.csonline.net |
WOOOOHOOOOOOO 30th ME>you
g1 |
| #31 Sexy^Orangutang[83052] |
| c1256320-a.stcla1.sfba.home.com |
| rofl haha i saw this in the s&t forum thingy and was lmao. glad u did a report on it cause i missed the one about the patch changes and about zerg owning |
| #32 CynicalMagician[83053] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
| this was funny, but the beat poll/tad poll actually made me vomit. now my keyboard is all gross. |
| #33 znzf[83054] |
| 24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com |
someone has wayyy too much free time
being and idiot towards idiots
thats just so funny, yea.. |
| #34 Guy Montag[83055] |
| 1Cust28.tnt1.chi5.da.uu.net |
| i loved it! nice work |
| #35 Rabid_Raccoon[83057] |
| A010-0035.BTVL.splitrock.net |
| Dref is a GOD!!!!!!!!!!! (of humor, at least) ;) |
| #36 SqueakyMonkey[83058] |
| syr-24-92-253-127.twcny.rr.com |
| Drefsab, confuser of the weak, stupid, ignorant, and generally not-very-pleasant. God bless you. |
| #37 GoaTZiLLa![83059] |
| adsl-dynamic6-84.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net |
| Where is this S&T forum? |
| #38 [ToJ]Kralgon[83060] |
| c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com |
www.battle.net/forums/starcraft-strategy
cut and paste you ho |
| #39 znzf[83061] |
| 24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com |
i cant believe you guys actually like this
people at the s & t forum go there for advice, sincerely and people like dresab shoves this crap in their faces ?
all of you morons saying this was funny are idiots
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| #40 [83062] |
| dun1-28-2-Richmond.in.skyenet.net |
love you too znzf... **smooch**
Everyone else, thanks... :)
Dref |
| #41 Spuzz[83064] |
| jfsn-02-39.dialup.netins.net |
Ahahahahaha, this was hilarious :D
...not to mention refreshing. My only gripe would be that you didn't include many replies to your posts...I wanted to know what people said to you!
At any rate, thanks for posting it. What a great way to cheer up a lousy day! :D
Spuzz |
| #42 ~Psi-Channeler~[83065] |
| 63.norfolk-08-09rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
| Lmao that last one ruled. |
#43  [83067] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| hahah rofl rofl |
| #44 Breeze[83081] |
| 62.176.93.129 |
Hahah
funny =] |
| #45 Sudo Nym[83082] |
| spider-mtc-tc013.proxy.aol.com |
| That last guy was a huge jerk. |
| #46 Good job.[83083] |
| adsl-65-65-183-201.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net |
Sync
Heh |
| #47 !Z`[83085] |
| dialup-63.208.238.21.LosAngeles.Level3.net |
Nice work Dref.
Fractal shuld get some good quotes from that one...
Those terran bo's came from your "To Kill A Newbie" reports I think, and newbies should definantly know how to kill themselves. |
| #48 (DL)Spam[83087] |
| hst000003162um.kincannon.olemiss.edu |
| As long as you continue to post in the S&T |
| #49 TheVictim[83088] |
| 155.176.112.116 |
Hmmm. maybe we should have a newbie trolling competition on S&T and put up the best entries as reports!
|
| #50 Baxter-O'Bixby[83092] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| ROFL Dref! I loved the rehashing of your "Circle of Love" and "Enterprise" strats. The last guy cracked me up. But I wannanuther newbie-bash BR! |
| #51 Napoleic[83094] |
| proxy4-external.rdc1.bc.home.com |
It was best when you got other ppl's responces. I want to know what they think of some of the things you said. The Formations bit was the best because you got the other morons into it.
Very funny work Dref =) |
| #52 Cearas[83095] |
| cache06.syd.optusnet.com.au |
LMAO, Nice work.
znzf, now come on, if ANYBODY takes Dref's post on there seriously, they should be taken outside and beaten to death with a spoon. These are a welcome relief to the S&T forum which is infested with moronic strats, a lot of people are getting a laugh out of these. |
| #53 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[83096] |
| bc-kam-a53-01-47.look.ca |
| gj |
| #54 TheVictim[83097] |
| 18-085.075.popsite.net |
I've been doing some smurfing on S&T posting some really stupid shit. I hope some lame ass takes the bait so I can write an awesome report such as this!
|
| #55 [83103] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
Hey guys, due to popular demand and JV's gosu battlereport editing function, I've updated the report with some replies to some of my posts.
Check the following threads:
* That's a good point
* I think I can help you
* According to my sources
Thanks again for all the great comments... :)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #56 IntoTheLoo[83105] |
| sbce2.156ce.singa.pore.net |
crap is still spelled C-R-A-P right?
i ll rather watch a monkey sh*t than read this dung. |
| #57 testosterone[83106] |
| 150.199.112.225 |
hah, this owns
"u broodling a marine in a group of marines and poof, no more marines" - some weirdo
lmao
"hopefully in 1.08 blizzard will make dts undetectable" - dref
own |
| #58 IntoTheLoo[83107] |
| sbce2.156ce.singa.pore.net |
| oh yes and after reading the comments posted, the more i feel that br.com is just a small community consisting of a few arragont monkeys butt-licking each other over and over again, and tats so sad. |
| #59 LOL[83109] |
| AC89B115.ipt.aol.com |
LOL
Flying V
How the hell are you goner keep the golioths under the Bcruses while mooving them into position :| ???
Itersepters easy to kill?
hmmmm
what all 96 of them :)
LOL
flying v
|
| #60 AlienEater[83112] |
| dialups-312.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| formations? flying V?? your supposed to use formations in SC? well thats the first ive heard aboot (gosu canadian accent) it... mabie thats why i still loose... |
| #61 UDontKnOwME[83113] |
| bsg-ma-cache2.icg.net |
znzf, no one would actually take anything dref says seriously, right? (jk dref, :P)
But seriously, this was damn funny. That last guy was really stupid. He was a guy who had some serious problems... But I do too, kekekekekekekekekekeeeee.
Great job, but next time, give us a report. I'm dying for some real battlereporting funnyness (funniness?, funnyness? God I'm stupid).
Have a nice day :),
UDontKnOwME |
| #62 King_[LSRS-13][83121] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
| It's about time you posted again. Is Jesus here yet? hehe. |
| #63 skimoose[83122] |
| 192.11.226.120 |
Keep up the good work Dref. I've been follwing your posts on the SC s & t forum for the past couple days, and been LMAO ever since. You make my job suck a little less. Oh, another "newbie bashing" BR would be nice. Kudos.....
skimoose |
| #64 Dino Din[83126] |
| port-cvx1-170.access.one.net |
| ah... the first ones were alright, but that last one... oh man, genius |
| #65 Wisest~Yoda[83128] |
| pm3-1-37.boscobel.mwt.net |
nyong sae gi pu?
hurhur
a few were decent |
| #66 [ScV][83131] |
| p246-apx1.syd.ihug.com.au |
Weeeeeeeeeee
People can be stupid. its funny.
Good to Go
ScV |
| #67 SIAS THE BIASED[83132] |
| user-38ldnup.dialup.mindspring.com |
very nice dref
keep up the good work <lol, j/k> |
| #68 Khas'andro[83133] |
| ool-18bc02ed.dyn.optonline.net |
| Haha Dref, why don't you own a Zerg newbie with corsairs? |
| #69 TheVictim[83138] |
| 155.176.112.73 |
I've done that before, I kept pasting their OL's, and I wouldn't let them expand. I acutally forced them to resign. Try it and post a BR, it is funny as hell!
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| #70 BOBBY357[83139] |
| spider-wa033.proxy.aol.com |
| ROFLMAO. DREFSAB>>>>>>>>>>>GOD. LOLOLOLOLOL. FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!! |
| #71 ThieverIV[83146] |
| spider-th012.proxy.aol.com |
AHHHhahahahahahahahahahaHAhahaHAhahahaHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHA
Jesus, that was funny as hell "stop spreading rumors" LOLOL
znzf, maybe some people who go to the s & t forum want advice and we respect that (well, I do, I can't speak for Dref), but things like "How to spell Starcraft" don't qualify as strategy or tactics, nor does spamming the forum to say that the worst unit is the infested terran. People who spam forums like that bring ridecule upon themselves. |
| #72 ThieverIV[83147] |
| spider-th012.proxy.aol.com |
| Sorry, that should be ridicule. |
| #73 Spuzz[83148] |
| jfsn-02-93.dialup.netins.net |
Hahahaha....I can just see br.com in two years:
"Did you hear what the changes are going to be in Drefsab's Q&A 1.08?"
"Never mind, he freaking pushed it back again to work on a StrifeShadow report!" :D
At any rate, I think curiosity has finally gotten high enough. I gotta check out this forum for myself...
Spuzz |
| #74 s1utty[83157] |
| host-216-76-217-57.dab.bellsouth.net |
well, 3 hours later and im done reading it... ROFL
dude that was some funny shit. you should do another
good descriptions and the pics where nice n clear, 10! ;)
- s1utty |
| #75 Rim[83179] |
| 11.fort-worth-08-09rs16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
| Please...report...fan...fic...old...gonna die soon.. please help....write report...please.......someone.....thx....gw......having.....to....resort...to....playing.........please.......report |
| #76 mattkid[83186] |
| 209.53.21.116 |
| your goliaths and carriers focus fire on the carrier's interceptors |
| #77 Shadow Master[83199] |
| 216.126.196.139 |
Good Job, Drefsab. You do a good job. Some of those *almost* sound like they would work! You do a good job of mixing in just enough sense/truth to get people to wonder. I am surprised at how many people flame you afterwords ...
GJ. |
| #78 charizard1979[83212] |
| mkc-65-26-8-122.kc.rr.com |
| i think the carriers are better if you recharge their bodies and notthe interceptars. and the "j" formation is a load of crap, ishould know ive been in the army for 2 1/2 years. |
| #79 Corbalt[83213] |
| cm-24-25-157-56.nycap.rr.com |
| IntoTheLoo, are you a member of the same clan as IntoTheRain and IntoTheAlaska? |
| #80 Violet[+]Fluid[83220] |
| ool-18b8d71b.dyn.optonline.net |
Drefsab has done it again, Kudos to you Dref. This is talented thinking.
Violet[+]Fluid |
| #81 Gookxbapp[83226] |
| sc-24-165-93-1.socal.rr.com |
2) Knock 10 hitpoints off a bunker filled with firebats.
That was pure genious. signs of a pure genious.:D
From your fav food,
Gookbapp |
| #82 Phobos_ColZ[83271] |
| AC810217.ipt.aol.com |
You think the stuff in this report is funny? I've seen people in S&T talking about the 48 zeal rush. Oh wait, that was me. Doh. Really funny stuff though, reality makes for really funny stuff, just look at Survivor.
As ever,
Phobos_ColZ |
| #83 Rontu[83342] |
| 1Cust19.tnt3.provo.ut.da.uu.net |
You guys obviously dont read his other brs. The BO post were the build orders for his "How to kill a newbie" series. I laughed so hard I peed my pants(almost :p
Rontu |
| #84 TheInsaneRedToad[83421] |
| ool-18bf1607.dyn.optonline.net |
| Hey Dref your a good Battle Reporter and all man, but stick with the BR's bro..this was crap, no offense or anything. |
| #85 CASSURAI[83510] |
| fplanet.singnet.com.sg |
| cmon man, this is pretty funny |
| #86 CornedBee[83975] |
| TK147047.univie.teleweb.at |
| Found another good Q at the forum, I posted the URL at BR.com forum |
| #87 VisualJ++6.0[84282] |
| spider-tq042.proxy.aol.com |
OMFG... This is making me laugh so hard, i think my pubic hair is falling off.
Thnx for wasting two hours of your life to give me 10 minutes of histaria.
-vis |
| #88 ....(variable[84475] |
| h24-64-226-97.cg.shawcable.net |
"Let's say, for example, that you have 12 battlecruisers and your opponent maxed out his supply, stocked up on tons of minerals and gas, and then killed off all his drones and produced 400 scourge. Now I know what you're thinking. Dead terran right?"
after reading this, i had a good laugh, turned on some jamiroquai, scratched my sideburns, and basically had an all round better day. thx! |
| #89 Cearas[84549] |
| cache03.syd.optusnet.com.au |
read it again, sunday night tv sucks =[
|
| #90 Matters not[89830] |
| 63.86.73.214 |
I love the 33 infested terrans being recalled part. If you are so lame as to let an opponent get 33 infested terrans let alone an infested CC, and Recall, then you are either playing a drefsab newbie map (BGH) or you really suck and should go back to playing Starcraft missions all over from start)
THNX and GW |
| #91 wakiki[154028] |
| cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com |
ROFL
I loved the "J" formation.
One thing though:
"Let's say, for example, that you have 12 battlecruisers and your opponent maxed out his supply, stocked up on tons of minerals and gas, and then killed off all his drones and produced 400 scourge. Now I know what you're thinking. Dead terran right?"
You change this to:
"Let's say, for example, that you have 12 battlecruisers and your opponent maxed out his supply, stocked up on tons of minerals and gas, and then killed off all his drones and produced 400 scourge, and the Terran player lifts all of his buildings. Now I know what you're thinking. Dead terran right?" |
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