| #1 "TheGoat[80300] |
| A010-0056.MCLN.splitrock.net |
| I realize this won't get a rating of 9-10, becuase of the obvious lack of screenshots, but I hope the raters will be merciful--and tell me how to insert some damn screenshots. |
| #2 mattkid[80301] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| 1st-nonauthor |
| #3 mattkid[80302] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| hmm try again |
| #4 King_[LSRS-13][80304] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
2 things.
1) These had to be comps, didn't they? I mean, how the hell can the players be that sucky? 12 zealots? COME ON. As for the terran, he had to be playing a comp........who waits to attack with twelve zealots? Really.
2) This report sucked ass too. Next time get better players. And no comps who you just made up names for. |
| #5 BUU[80306] |
| spider-wl063.proxy.aol.com |
stupid forums...
*ponders how to prevent the html gods from dicking him over (thx wc3 =) * |
| #6 BUU[80308] |
| spider-wl063.proxy.aol.com |
| DAMN YOU STUPID FUXORED FORUMS, WTF DID YOU DO TO THEM JV??!?!?! baaaaaah im tired of trying to do this. goto the damn link. |
| #7 the()vermind[80309] |
| user-2ive62i.dialup.mindspring.com |
| hi everybody, you know, out of all new reporters, the ones that <i>expect<i> or ask for a rating are the most annoying. Then there are the arrogant ones, then the ones that don't know jack about pictures, etc, then the ones that are spammers, you get the idea. Please don't tell me that I was a newb too, i know i was, but my first report's only mention of me was in the introduction, which happens all the time. Soooooo, anyway, this report was rather lame and stupid. First of all, mentioning your disability in html almost once every 2 paragraphs is very annoying. Also, raters <i>HATE</i> when people ask for specefic ratings. Out of curiosity, have you read <i>any</i> of the reports here? I suggest that in the search engine you search for reports of 4 and under, cause that's what this report is going to get. Also, note that very few text only reports get 7+, so make sure that you lower your expectations. The range is 2-6, I expect 3-5. THe good thing about this report was that it was the first report in the last 3 days, the bad thing is that its a horrible report to start the bussy martin Luther King weekend report season. I have no other things positive to say about this report |
| #8 the()vermind[80310] |
| user-2ive62i.dialup.mindspring.com |
| woopsies, uhhh, well, you see even the people who know how to use html forget to end a tag once in a while, but anyhow, pretty good for a new person that has a sense of newbie still in him |
| #9 DrAwesome[80311] |
| PPP-155-38.va.sprint-hsd.net |
Good try for a first report. Well, work on your writing, and take into effect some of the things that ()vermind said and maybe format some more.
Um, get a better game. If this had been a great game it would get a 6 or 7 or maybe 8, but when you yourself admit:
"<i>The terran sucks ass, and ends up dead. Heh.</i>"
Also, if a game doesn't last longer than a zealot rush, you know its not a game worth br'ing
just keep writing and youll get better. Go to the reporting guides section for HTML tips
4
DrAwesome |
| #10 Violet[+]Fluid[80312] |
| ool-18b8d71b.dyn.optonline.net |
You would have been much beter off BRing the game with Droped and his DA's. If you had pics it would be nice. Even a different background does it for me. As for overmind he knows what he's doing; but i think he's a little arrogant himself.
V[+]F |
| #11 DarkMage[80314] |
| abenton.dialup.cloud9.net |
weeee, i totally screwed up the picture example up there!
try this
<pre><img "your image address here"></pre>
owned!
-DarkMage
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| #12 DarkMage[80315] |
| abenton.dialup.cloud9.net |
| equal signs > me. just visit the link. =P |
| #13 the()vermind[80316] |
| user-2ive62i.dialup.mindspring.com |
| ok, fine i'm arrogant, but i do know what I'm doing. Please note that i am only reading this eport out of desparation to read a new br, i just watch, and watch the screen for hours, every few minutes i go back to ms word to write my own br, bye bye. This was a good report for a begginer, just don't mention yourself or the report as often |
| #14 Eradicate~Me[80318] |
| spider-th031.proxy.aol.com |
| Jesus Christ. This, this sucked! No offense. |
| #15 MourningWood[80319] |
| fw8.intuit.com |
This report is a "toilet full of turds". There was little to no effort put into it and the authors general apathy is extremely annoying. This deserves a:
2
Cheers,
MourningWood |
| #16 ~TheGoat[80320] |
| A010-0112.MCLN.splitrock.net |
well, actually I deserve it.
I admit it was a goddawful game, and I *did* explain that I didn't know how to insert pics twice too often.
-Thanks for the input, though..
hmm...my next will be bright and colorful and full of gory pic's for you to engulf yourselves in =P
I'll just hop on over to that one link you suggested.. |
| #17 the()vermind[80321] |
| adsl-151-202-89-100.nyc.adsl.bellatlantic.net |
| I look forward to seeing your next report, just mine will come out within the next week too, so be prepared for competeition, lol |
| #18 Nomandy-1944[80322] |
| spider-tq011.proxy.aol.com |
Errr.....this sucked. You want a 7+? Ummm no. I need to point out some newb stuff.
Actually, since everyone has already griped about everything else, I'll gripe about the lessons learned section.
And I quote"Make a Wall In". No. Terrans are not defensive units. The best defense is a good offense. ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK.
Oh ya....use real people next time. NO comps =) |
| #19 .Praetor[80323] |
| web.ucsd.edu |
| You had good form, paragraphs, and your descriptions weren't bad. Frankly, if the game had been any good you could have had a decent txt-only report. Screenshots help, but as it says in ~Cattlebruiser~'s guide to battlereporting, they are only the spice on the meat of the report. (Despite the attitudes of some modem-hating submitters.) Looking forward to more. |
| #20 Cearas[80325] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
Urgh, stick in one tense, dont skip from present to past or anything like that.
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| #21 Scarab[80327] |
| ACAA6341.ipt.aol.com |
I'd say the quote
<i>this won't get a rating of 9-10, becuase of the obvious lack of screenshots</i>
give it an automatic -1
moron |
| #22 you suck[80328] |
| ACB598E2.ipt.aol.com |
| this ducked dick. lol. no offense |
| #23 King_[LSRS-13][80329] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
| ducked? |
| #24 .Praetor[80332] |
| web.ucsd.edu |
| HEY! Where'd my rater tag go? |
| #25 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[80335] |
| port-14.gall-ts1.cloh.net |
| <font color="#FF0000">Huh.. uh.. try without the period maybe? But I thought it always used to work.. lol.</font> |
| #26 Monty Pylon[80336] |
| gateway.Culinary.EDU |
Choose a better game and you will go far. Concentrate on the game and not on your lack of skill. Do not be discouraged and try again. Looking forward to your next BR.
Damn the man, save the Empire,
Monty Pylon |
| #27 xld.aldogrez[80338] |
| spider-ti043.proxy.aol.com |
| Like everyone else said, BR better players. You seem like you'd be suited to reporting non-serious FFAs, or that's what I think your writing style seems like. You're descriptions were pretty good, and your next report should be too =] |
| #28 PraetorOfAuir[80339] |
| 202.188.200.49 |
| Hey... that wasnt that bad... imean, mine was worse... first rule... dont start with fan fic :P lol... especially with my bad descriptions... o well, im learning html from my sis right now... www.davesite.com works too ithink |
| #29 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[80340] |
| static-29.itcanada.com |
Hm, I didn't like this ;(((
The players suxed, the map suxed, the game suxed ( badly ) the writing was irritating and arrogant, and no pics or html.
So, write another, but if this didn't already get a really low mark, brace yourself for one =O |
| #30 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[80341] |
| static-29.itcanada.com |
Oh and it's
(img "image") where ( = < and ) = > |
| #31 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[80342] |
| static-29.itcanada.com |
hmmmmm wonder why that didn't show . . .
there's supposed to be a space and a after the img ;) |
| #32 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[80343] |
| static-29.itcanada.com |
| ok wtf why doesn't that one little code not show . . . oh well guess you got yourself some free comments. I suppose I owe site admin on apology now =O |
| #33 willwinforfood[80347] |
| ool-18bcec8e.dyn.optonline.net |
not bad for a first report. i'll agree with the 5.
-wwff |
| #34 MatrisKing[80349] |
| huron55-55.comp.uakron.edu |
I am a simple goat... I live on the back of a pickup truck... the old man tied me here with a three foot rope...
King |
| #35 Zero=)[80352] |
| dialup284.lemoorenet.com |
| umm it did as good as my first.... |
| #36 TerranTurtle[80356] |
| modem-238.walden.fcc.net |
On my first report I got an 8, and this guy expects a 7+ on a game that he obviously pieced together with the pieces of corn from his shit?? And what about that 'history in the making bit..'? The only history I see is this "BR writer's" career.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
| #37 WarLeaderJustin[80379] |
| 63.113.115.5 |
| I would comment, but it's already been said, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. (hint, stop it guys, he get's the idea) |
| #38 Black Label[80388] |
| nchobo02.telenet-ops.be |
Use screenshots, more text, don't get discouraged, read the guide to HTML on this site and get a better game.
5
This is Black Label that's being chased by a couple of horny bears. Take care now, byebye then! |
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