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"your so close just cliff his 7 and attack 6 while killing 8 and dropping 12...and he shows up with 1238479023 carriers"
-necrosausage!




#1 starlore[79267]
207-172-128-5.s5.tnt1.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
short sweet and to the point, read it:)
#2 Breeze[79268]
dial57.stz.orbitel.bg
It's fun to do such reports :)
#3 starlore[79269]
207-172-128-5.s5.tnt1.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
for some od reason, this quote made me lol.




"This is where Mr.X brings in another confusing surprise - a queen comes by and ensnares everything, then goes away ="




#4 Illgetdroped[79270]
dialup-209.244.180.138.NewYork2.Level3.net
good br gw
#5 Wisest~Yoda[79273]
pm3-1-155.boscobel.mwt.net
i own a lot thx

didnt read br btw but i might sometime

#6 P Daddy[79274]
nic-130-c251-189.new.rr.com
Wow, these mother fuckers sucked. I'd smoke them, fucking a. Shit, you know, fuck man, this sucked. Cocksmokers.
#7 starlore[79277]
207-172-128-5.s5.tnt1.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
Fuck you P Daddy, my ass cheeks would own you. so stfu newb.

These players would also own you.

Now for the grand finalli. Pimp would beat you. Hahahahhaha









#8 AlienEater[79279]
dialups-53.palmer.mtaonline.net
good report.. altough id like to see Mr x play as terran or sumthin besides zerg..


AE (^_-)


#9 [79282]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-868.look.ca
nice again
#10 Axegrinder01[79284]
mplsdslgw11poolD254.mpls.uswest.net
Like the report. I have tried Mr X power approach with zerg. I got the first part down. I still have to work on expanding more like he did. Nice to be able to see how the pros do it.
Peace
Axe

#11 Breeze[79286]
dial57.stz.orbitel.bg
Woah I really wonder how 1.08 will affect BR-ing... A promise is a promise though, I'll report the rest of the games :)
#12 pkunka[79299]
AS-100-149.dial-up.siol.net
Its nice to see you back Breeze. I already notified Pachunga so he should comment like crazy in the next days. GW.
#13 willwinforfood[79302]
ool-18bd7aa6.dyn.optonline.net
yeah p daddy even i can ow-- ..wait..no i cant..doh.

nice report btw.

#14 [79314]
208.196.35.239
weee, this was fun. Even though Zerg rolled, it was nice to see some ensnare in the house. Did ensnaring those zealots really turn the tide all that much? Did Whear really have any chance of breaking out and doing real damage to X?

Anyway, nice to see good players playing the game the way its supposed to be played. I'm gonna once again buck the trend and give this a 9... :)

Cheers,
Dref




#15 Whear[79315]
cdm-161-17-tyl.cox-internet.com
i didnt attack until after ensnare wore off i think, dont remember well, just was a bad attack
#16 bhelliom[79316]
proxy3-external.rdc1.on.home.com
good report and 1.08 is T_T i got it off a private server the ip to get it is 216.148.0.66 . but be warned when u get it u cant log on to bnet and u have to reinstall sc to get 1.07, so, if like me u lost ur sc cd and only have bw its not a very good idea :O now i am fucked :/
WeLL GooD bR and looking forward to 3rd one.
PeaCE yO~
BHeLL

#17 MatrisKing[79341]
huron70-70.comp.uakron.edu
Lol bhell.... gj :D Guess i wont be seein ya for a while on b.net then eh? Aw well gl, nice br...why oh why did i submit after breeze : hehe.

MatrisKing
#18 P Daddy[79346]
nic-130-c251-189.new.rr.com
Jesus Christ mother fucking Starlore. Your ass cheeks would own me? I won't dignify that with a fucking response straight up mother fucker. Stupid newb piece of shit. It's so easy for you cockknocker to say you'd own me without even seeing me play, fucking a. At least i read this report to know how much these fucking players sucked ass, hell yeah.
<font color="black">fucking tracer</font>
#19 starlore[79351]
207-172-131-49.s49.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
P daddy, I'll play you any day of the week, you can pick my race and the map, how about that? (sorry no bgh.)

And no, these players don't suck, Yes my ass cheeks own you. Yes pimp could beat you= Now go tell yourself hell yeah as mommy tuck's you in tonight, gw newb.
#20 P Daddy[79354]
nic-130-c251-189.new.rr.com
Fuck you. What the fuck is that? Pathetic piece of shit. Did it take you all day to fucking think of that bullshit? I hope you fucking play better than you flame. Knock me for fucking saying 'hell yeah' and then you end it with 'gw newb.' Jesus christ you fucking pre-adolescent, zit-popping, endowed like a 10 year old boy stereotype of the fucking nh lamer posting bullshit replies to get 'talented' starcraft players like Bob the Newt and Punck` to acknowledge you. Idiot.
#21 Falcon[79357]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
wow if pimp can beat pdaddy that means I can too!!! and does P mean Phucker? fucker
#22 P Daddy[79358]
nic-130-c251-189.new.rr.com
NO mother fuckers. P does not mean Phucker, it means Puff, as in Puff Daddy. He's a genious and my hero and I don't care if you make fun of me because i have loyalty mother fucker. And you couldn't beat me you dumbass Falcon. Idiot.
#23 Breeze[79366]
dial46.stz.orbitel.bg
Woah hehe some flaming going on here I see :O

Dref: I'm glad you liked it, well there was a second ensnare and really the ensnared zealots died before reaching the hydras, but to be honest it didn't really matter that much =[.

Actually Mr.X uses ensnare since once JustifiedStrife beat him with X as P by ensnaring his speedy Zealots in a game where it could have gone both ways and really that ensnare turned the tide... I was sitting next to Mr.X then, I was at his home and I'll tell you watching him play live rox :D.

Take care,
Breeze
#24 SCV~007[79375]
t4o57p77.telia.com
Solid.
#25 badtz_maru[79380]
barry-asy-7.rutgers.edu
shouldnt it be P Diddy then or Puff Daddy then?
oh well good report game kinda sucked (2-0) i hope
whear wins next game
#26 starlore[79383]
207-172-131-49.s49.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
I never made fun of your name, but no, These players do not suck.

THX GW
#27 Napoleic[79397]
pntn02m03-186.bctel.ca
dang nabbed gay ass imbalanced zerg. I don't know wtf blizz plans to do in 1.08, but it has always been imbalanced, in every patch, so I hope they do something a little more significant. I heard they are making pools cost 200 mins, so I guess that should help some.

Starlore... backing you up =)
P Daddy... nice vocabulary. Maybe if you listened to some real music you would learn that it isnt a grammatical must to include some form of the word fuck in every sentence.
#28 Napoleic[79398]
pntn02m03-186.bctel.ca
Oh yah, and nice report as always Breeze =)
#29 [79401]
208.196.35.239
haha, with this queen adjustment for 1.08, we'll probably see more ensnare. Fun, fun<i>!</i>

Dref
#30 bestzergEVER[79412]
202.156.0.2
yawn pple plz get original and stop copying my bad manner big ego persona.
im the best.
so is my zerg.
THX GG GJ GW GL HF IGNORED OBS OUT
#31 Starlore[79447]
207-172-129-34.s34.tnt2.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
lol
#32 +AnathemA+[79448]
phnxdslgw9poolA75.phnx.uswest.net
i liked this a bit
#33 Starlore[79449]
207-172-129-34.s34.tnt2.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
Oh, I missed P Daddy's other post up there. No, I actually don't care if poeple reconise me. why the fuck would I care? And i'm 1-1 with Bob the newt last time I checked. 1-0 tvt on land and 0-1 tvp on islands. And i've played tons of "Awsome gosu" players. I'd list them for you but I don't fucking feel like it. And i'm probly older than you are so stfu dumbass. Then again P daddy never stfu's does he? wait that's why we have machine's. We can turn him off.
#34 Twip[79453]
port-36.gall-ts1.cloh.net
I think it's Phuckin-Rhetard come back from the dead as a stereotypical gangsta troll. ^^
#35 [BG]Kaiser[79461]
ool-18bdd4a7.dyn.optonline.net
Ok Im really posting because Ive had about all I can take from P Daddy. Listen you knuckle-dragging neanderthal. I would like to see you try to even write an insulting post without swearing about a dozen times in every sentence. You should also work on making those insults make at least a little sense. From your current posts I can see you have the I.Q. of a dead gerbil. Your grammer is so horrible it would send a second grade teacher screaming for her English book. Pick yourself up off the ground and stop stooping to such a low level. Its pathetic that you are so insecure about your own manhood that you have to make an 'attempt' at mocking other people. Grow up you gnome. AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC!

Oh by the way, superb Battle Report Breeze ;]
#36 [BG]Kaiser[79462]
ool-18bdd4a7.dyn.optonline.net
Ok Im really posting because Ive had about all I can take from P Daddy. Listen you knuckle-dragging neanderthal. I would like to see you try to even write an insulting post without swearing about a dozen times in every sentence. You should also work on making those insults make at least a little sense. From your current posts I can see you have the I.Q. of a dead gerbil. Your grammer is so horrible it would send a second grade teacher screaming for her English book. Pick yourself up off the ground and stop stooping to such a low level. Its pathetic that you are so insecure about your own manhood that you have to make an 'attempt' at mocking other people. Grow up you gnome. AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC!

Oh by the way, superb Battle Report Breeze ;]
#37 [BG]Kaiser[79466]
ool-18bdd4a7.dyn.optonline.net
Sorry, didnt mean to make it post twice =P
#38 Whear[79493]
cdm-161-17-tyl.cox-internet.com
You guys need to shut up about imbalance =[
the only imbalance being skill, Protoss vs top zergs requires tons of speed and unit control which most ppl dont have but that doesnt mean zerg are so much better, this patch worries me because i dont know if blizz is trying to fix the game how it should be, at the top levels, or to please the majority newbies who dont know how to play
#39 P Daddy[79494]
nic-130-c251-189.new.rr.com
Alright, I will not swear at all in this post to please everyone. I'll also start listening to the 'real' music like Metallica, Kid Rock, and Limp Bizkit which I assume you must be speaking of. At least my man Puffy experienced the stuff he talks about and doesn't attempt to come off as some speaker of the revolution such as Fred Durst who assumes we're all just a bunch of hormones ready to 'break stuff'.
<font color="black">I'd smoke you, fucking a.
I really wouldn't be insulting the IQ of a dead gerbil, Kaiser, considering we are all really gerbils running in a wheel are entire life and then we will die. We aren't so different from animals other then we are working at Insurance, and Law firms while a dog sits at home licking it's rear. Really, wouldn't we all rather be the dog?
<font color="black">I'll kill you mother fucker</font>
Second of all I don't think that any of my previous posts have been insulting in any way. If you were to talk to me in person or on the phone you'd realize that my insults are normally centered around sarcasm rather than witty put-downs.
<font color="black">I really fucking hate you</font>
Now I'm not saying that what I was saying was sarcasm, quite contrary. I completely believe that these two players suck horribly. So you can go ahead and try to proove me wrong by saying that your ass cheeks own me, but really, it just shows your own incompetence and insecurity.
<font color="black">Fucking shit-eaters</font>
Next time you should either take someone else's opinion as just that, their opinion. I don't understand why Starlore would jump at the chance to call someone else a newbie other than that he needs to try to earn -[Whear]-'s respect or something by standing up for him? It's not my problem that you are insecure about your lot in life. Now if one of the players were to say something I would have had no problem with it, but they didn't, so you guys can just shut up and try to think of something else to do in between masturbating sessions. Idiots.
<font color="black">fucking tracer</font>
I'd smoke you, fucking a.
#40 P Daddy[79496]
nic-130-c251-189.new.rr.com
Alright, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. You guys are allowed to call me a dumbass now, but you still aren't allowed to rape my ass.
#41 War[79510]
209-63-113-57.sea.jps.net
Once again a below average game is given an above average score because it comes from Breeze and all here feel an overwhelming urge to get your little noses all brown and shiny.
#42 [BG]Kaiser[79517]
ool-18bdd4a7.dyn.optonline.net
Hahahahah P Daddy! Dont even assume I listen to that crap like Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit. I only like 'old' Metallica. Their new stuff can burn in hell for all I care. ( I'll probably get flamed for that one = ) And yes I like about 100 other bands other then Metallica, who isnt my favorite by the way.
#43 [BG]Kaiser[79518]
ool-18bdd4a7.dyn.optonline.net
So the point of my message was dont assume, it makes an ass out of you and me.

For those who havent heard that one before or are just a little slow its: ass u me =]
#44 BUU[79523]
spider-tl073.proxy.aol.com
ooh oooh, i want a to flame p daddy too!! "actually experienced the things he sings about" A) its not really "singing" its more like.. a dog in a blender being run over by a mac truck. B) so, you assume hes "experienced" shooting cops, killings his g/f, beating othere ppl up and so on and so forth... are you supposed to make a song about it?
#45 Kaz[79563]
HSE-London-ppp195479.sympatico.ca
note how these games have been so power based so far. No psy raids, no lurk drops.
#46 Starlore[79580]
dialup-63.208.184.178.Baltimore1.Level3.net
Heheheh I like Metalica's old stuff. The new stuff isnt good=

Oh well
#47 Prester John[79613]
137.187.49.135
Kaz: There were two Lurker drops in game one.

Breeze: Keep turning these reports out!

Whear: You really think there's no ZvP imbalance on maps that allow an early exp. to cover the home base?
#48 Whear[79919]
cdm-162-94-tyl.cox-internet.com
Prester John, I think its impossible to have a perfectly balanced game, however i think that most people blow the imbalance way out of proportion, and toss has counters to fast expansions that zerg has to be wary of, especially if zerg chooses his race. IMO zerg pretty much has to be able to secure an expansion faster then the toss to survive as generally the cost effective killing favors the toss
#49 P.F.C. Bannon[79993]
ppp3.s-sser.lj.edus.si
Breeze, I won't comment the battle or the actual BR or the politics. What i will coment is your personnal developpment.
Boy, you got some nerve putting reports with NO FLASH INTRO and allmost no screenshots! And that's what makes a true soldier! Fine work! Screw the looks and work on text! Congrats! Hmmm... wait, you allready did some BR like this... well, never mind. But what i miss anyway is the auto-mini map. I just loved that.

P.s. Watch out for Pkunka and Pachunga's AOE2 BR... Comming soon



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