| #1 GoofBall[1979] |
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| I'll tell you why. Mac Starcraft |
| #2 Bob the Newt[1982] |
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| Heh, I don't get it either. I completed all the single player missions before I set foot in multiplayer. |
| #3 Mark4[2002] |
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"Make a gateway for the love of god!"
LOL |
| #4 Mark4[2003] |
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"Make a gateway for the love of god!"
LOL |
| #5 HolyAnarchy{GK}[2007] |
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| YAY! I GET SOMEONE IN MY BOAT! Lol. I never did a b-report on this, but ok, here goes a summary. It was 1vs1 Temple. He was toss, I was zerg. I scouted him early, and, knowing from his record he was newbie, decided to let him live. I made 3 or 4 sunkens, just in case, and went for gaurdians. I had about 9 muties morphing to gaurds when about 150 probes come streaming up my ramp. I fell to the ground laughing. I couldnt stop. He actualy managed to kill a sunken with them. I send my gaurds to his base to find a forge (upgrades? LOL) and about 3 new probes, with about 20 or 25 pylons. ROFLMAO. |
| #6 Tarranau[2017] |
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When I first played starcraft I made carriers without interceptors as i thought they were like shuttles and supposed to carry other units around, I couldn't get any units into the carriers and was watching in awe as an allie had millions of little things fly out of his carriers, I looked and looked for whatever building i figured would build the little winged demons. Then I read LOL on my screen (i didn't know what it meant) then "you have no interceptors fool" from an allie, I said it's my first game, he explained how to make interceptors.
What I am saying is give them a break it's tough the first couple of games.
Tarranau |
| #7 JSH[2019] |
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Wow, this should go into the Newbieland Hall of Fame!
Tarr, if you played all the single player missions, you'd know carriers require interceptors. ;) But I know it's hard when the lure of multiplayer is there. I didn't finish all the missions first either. |
| #8 AllKnight[2033] |
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That settles it. I really have to try and stop reading these things at work, I had a hard time coming up with an excuse for why I was laughing so hard.
I think there should be a new category of BR's - comedy. |
| #9 ronin~[2070] |
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hehe, in all the newbies defense, i never played the missions before i started with multiplayer. it was just too interesting to play with people. but i had a teacher and i think i turned out alright. with the exception of ling drops. 3!!!!!!
peace |
| #10 -Stickman-[2130] |
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Hehe. That BR was almost as funny as the offensive supply depots from someone elses report a while back.
I can relate to that interceptor story Tarranau, when I first got sc I was playing the toss missions and having failed to read the manual very carefully I was getting really pissed off waiting for the tech to go up so the shuttle icon would finally appear in my stargate!
After several failed attempts at the mission where u gotta take tassadar + 2 zealots to a beacon using only scouts to attack the island zerg bases I discovered it in the robotics facility sorta by chance. =)
I'm sooo glad I wasn't playing multi at the time! |
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