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#1 A guy[70498]
p131.netwood.net
First with the gayness of sucking Warleaderjustin's premature dick.
#2 1st non gayness of sucking WLJ's[70502]
a-db.aspn.net
premature dick
#3 -TopGun-'[70507]
212.52.140.88
If you get better than a 1, please let me know.

How the hell?? He had 1/4th of the map walled in? And, you couldn't break-in? Geez, I wish you'd put up some SS.

Pity,
Remember, keep it real & peace,
-TopGun-'
(MulitpleBoogies a.k.a }|battle'lord|{)






#4 WarLeaderJustin[70514]
spider-to035.proxy.aol.com
Gu-woo, I'm awfully smart now, talking about penis sizes! Oh, and BTW, I'm betting I'm a lot bigger than you are, faggot poster of Comment # 1 and 2, so fucking stuff it.

-WLJ

#5 poipoiipo[70525]
a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com
gu-woo? what the hell is that?
#6 [LoR]-Punisher[70527]
202.156.0.2
Short...sucky...
You sure need to improve.Use font colors and so on...read the reporting guides,they shuld help out a lot.

1


#7 Hmmm...[70528]
roam185-120.student.harvard.edu
I feel dumber for having read this.
#8 Snork~Dimmy[70541]
async156-per2-isp-3.nas.one.net.au
i honestly didnt mind this, maybe bcz my mind is warped from todays study session, but i actually enjoyed this
Come on guys lay off him, sure, it could have been better, but it could have been worse too.
Dont stop writing bcz of the odd negative comment, keep it up and you will get better

#9 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[70548]
bc-kam-a53-01-05.look.ca
Bad stuff.
#10 [70567]
208.196.35.239
Not much here, but at least it wasn't spam. 2.

Dref

#11 TDM[70574]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
DREFSAB!! This most certainly IS spam!! Hee hee, J/K, but use that "enter" key on your keyboard. Helps a lot.
#12 jonas~fjeld[70580]
mp-217-210-116.daxnet.no
how do you spell newbie?

oh yea

n-e-w-b-i-e

keke









#13 Wangsonn[70588]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
Turrets still rock against ols, but not against hydras.

uhh wtf?

#14 WarLeaderJustin[70616]
spider-tf081.proxy.aol.com
poipoipoi, plz stuff urself more, thanks, good job.

-WLJ

#15 Napoleic[70627]
van4d48.dial.uniserve.ca
Hmm, I have a hard time believing that a game like that could happen on LT... sounds more like a bgh thing... (the first game)

As for the actual battlereport, you need to get better writing skills if your going to do text only's. That was more of an overview or brief summary. You need to describe the battles better, your thoughts, your foes plans, build orders, and so forth. Every detail I just described you either left out or glazed over with a phrase.

Great battlereporters that get high scores for one wouldn't report such a bad game, and for another if they for some reason had to report a game like that, they would use humour and suspense and excruitiating detail to make it a longer and far more interesting read. The essense of your br's interest seems to come from the fact that we are supposed to be cheering you on and be happy when you win, but you don't give us enough reason to do so.

Anyways these br's obviously take you about 30 minutes to write so I don't see any harm in keeping trying.
#16 HypeMind[70633]
sol-du-621.gci.net
I'll help u out a lil here.
when u post lessons learned, MAKE SURE THEY ARE CORRECT!

Hydras do not own infantry
3/3 Medarines rape endless 3/3 hydra (with the tank duh :D)
saying he turrented his whole base says right there he sucks.

well umm yeah... peace

Hype
#17 opoipoi[70675]
a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com
...wlj you're a fucking idiot, what the hell are you talking about... "stuff myself more" im sure that is in some way relevant to the FUCKING QUESTION i asked you, i didnt know what gu-woo meant, and i wanted to...so i asked you...and you tell me something gay like go stuff myself more? what the fuck is that? how can you wonder why i think you're gay?
#18 Dausuul[70719]
moola.tcom.purdue.edu
I agree with HypeMind. M&Ms turn hydras into dogmeat. There are three main strategies for Zerg against Terran: lurkers, guardians, or defilers.

And I don't at all agree with your assessment that that first Terran player was "very skilled." It sounds like he did nothing but turtle, which is NOT a skilled move.

--Dausuul
#19 WarLeaderjustin[70740]
spider-wc041.proxy.aol.com
Fine, poiX3. I'll explain what gu-woo is:

Gu-woo is the sound that will come out of your throat as I slowly strangle you to death and your eyes roll back as your life seeps out of you slowly, sending you into an eternal damnation at hell.

Happy?

-WLJ
#20 poipoipoi[70779]
a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com
...you're an idiot, ... so when someone insults you, you respond by making the noise that i will make when you strangle me? retarded? oh yes very
#21 WarLeaderJustin[70783]
spider-wc054.proxy.aol.com
Correction poiX3.

You're the idiot. Simple as that.

-WLJ
#22 piopoipoi[70784]
a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com
it seems im an idiot because i asked a question...to which you insulted me, then threatened to kill me...riiight
#23 suavo[70800]
064-031-078-055.inaddr.vitts.com
ok, that sucked
#24 rommelkiller[70812]
spider-wa053.proxy.aol.com
pics plz,lots of them i like watchin my modem burn! :)
#25 WarLeaderJustin[70819]
spider-tq061.proxy.aol.com
Fine, poiX3, I'll ask my own question, and you can answer me w/o getting mad as well.

What the hell is wrong with you?

-WLJ
#26 popipoi[70855]
a24b31n69client83.hawaii.rr.com
...theres nothing wrong with me, why would you think that...is it because you said something completely retarded, and i wanted to know what it meant? is that wrong? or could it be that i dont respond to simple questions with death threats, is that wrong? to be normal? oh right, its not, fuck you.
#27 WarLeaderJustin[70857]
spider-tq023.proxy.aol.com
Hmm... why would I think nothing is estrange about you...

<i>Well, let's turn on our little WLJ seeker device here, track him down, and flame him for a couple hours so my already dippy life can be inflated a little by my so-called "insults!"</I>

Idiot, I'm ignoring you from now on, and I'd really appreciate it if you did the same.

-WLJ
#28 Tricolt-LoK aka MD~Geist[70950]
dialup-209.244.139.136.Providence1.Level3.net
was it no rush 20 min or some !#@$@ like that
hahaha



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