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#1 WarLeaderJustin[67432]
spider-wc014.proxy.aol.com
1st with style.

-WLJ

#2 awe 6[67434]
proxy3-external.pinol1.sfba.home.com
2nd with...um, taste. gw on the report. thw calvin and hobbes-type writing cracked me up for some reason.
#3 TheCabbit[67435]
bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com
Well, 3rd with ... oh shit I give up.
#4 [67436]
as530045.infocom.com
Your hand written titles had me rolling...

Lotta pics though... :(

7

Cheers,
Dref






#5 [67437]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
OMG APEX

ahahahhaa you write BRs now =]

btw read message on axcite



#6 Wangsonn[67438]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
gw
#7 JawaAvenger[67439]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
7th with... gosuness.
8)
#8 King-Lewis[67441]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
hahaha GO APEX GO !

10 !!

:P



#9 Ahscar-X[67442]
05-028.032.popsite.net
OMFG yeah what dref said.. those hand written scribblies of titles were f'in hillarious.. omfg I think I gotta change pants. Apex-X's attitude even transcends into his br's that's hillarious
#10 [67445]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-1267.look.ca
omfg, those scribbles make me horny:( wtf 62 pics though? i didnt even let half of them load... 7
#11 Apex-X[67446]
r67h96.res.gatech.edu
63 pics T_Mac :)
How do you get into the gold?
oh btw all those ppl who gave me 7 DIE thx :)
I DESERVE AT LEAST a NINE$$

My report is gosu for such a sucky game ^^
and tmac get a better modem - the beginning paragraph should've been enough to get you started =p

how do you rate reports anyway? hehe
oh btw if you give me a 7 you better lower all those other sucky ass reports that other ppl are writing and getting 7s for :)











#12 The.Confessor[67448]
ip214-71.resnet.pc.jmu.edu
omfg HAHAH this report with hand writing ROFL AHAHA = 10 GW
#13 DivvyO[67450]
162.119.232.100
13th with monotony.

Nice job. Love to see some good ol hand crafted images. None of that Photoshop crap for me, no sir.

DivvyO
#14 Breeze[67462]
ppp10-varna.bulnet.com
Hahahahaha :)))))))
Wow that was so fresh!!! The freehand arrows pointing all across Dire because the names were not in the right positions... just own all the complex graphics I've seen on this site :)))) GREAT JOB!!! I hope you can maintain the same level of freshness and humour in your future reports, you're really good!!!
#15 pkunka[67463]
193.189.183.199
that was fun! keep on the good work!
#16 Alt-X[67494]
syr-24-164-180-61.twcny.rr.com
Ronin gets some ownin part 2!
:] it was a fun game, even tho it wasnt very long. gw to king and spook for making it interesting, for a long time i thought genteel was going to fuck the pooch and die, but he made it and king died :] an all around GG. thnx apex u did a really good job in about 10 hours [gosu].

JV! owns for making it all possible
hi mom
#17 AsLaN-X[67512]
syr-24-169-85-47.twcny.rr.com
hmmmm....

well one very important game detail was left out. ^^

while ronin was killing spook's base i was almost going to lose my only nexus, but spook managed to get eliminated b4 me. hahahah gosu partners are fun, you guys should try having them some time :)

hi mommy!

oh yeah gj apex

#18 HotAirBalloon[67524]
pc-trr.HiG.SE
You can´t rate reports unless you are a rater. If the report gets a 7 or higher it becomes gold. Besides, what
do you mean"just a 7"? This reports was not worth more then that. Have you ever read any of the other reports? They own yours.

7

HotAirBalloon
#19 Mogalin[67532]
d226-98-102.home.cgocable.net
HAHA APEX THIS IS FUCKING CLASSIC
#20 Apex-X[67536]
r67h96.res.gatech.edu
HotAirBalloon my report owns all bahaha I cut the fancy crap and give you lots of screen shots so you can decide for urself what's going on ^^
#21 AsLaN-X[67546]
circulation.esf.edu
-_- oh yeah congrats to spookage for puttin up a good fight! And congrats to king for being able to type and play at the same time. =p

oh and this report rox!!!!! it gets a 9! (only because of sucky players... oh wait)
#22 SlingsNArrows[67547]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Looked like a good game... hard to say though since the writing was so sparce... Wasn't so much a report.... more like a pictorial with captions.. and he was arrogant about it too... lol. Bob mocks writing.... I wonder how he rated this... hmmmmmm.......
#23 Apex-X[67549]
r67h96.res.gatech.edu
Nothing really interesting happened in the game that's why it didn't require much writing =p Basically, everything that I included in this report is everything that was in the game (except what aslan mentioned about how alt-x saved his ass by finishing spookage off).
#24 Alt-X[67553]
syr-24-164-180-61.twcny.rr.com
hey hotairballoon,
watch out i'll poke u! this report is worth a nine because apex did it and apex sux the best, now if he had bobo proofread it, well. perfect score.

thnx now go away
Ronin luvs u all
#25 :+:starduck:+:[67567]
dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu
This is truly a perfect example of how NOT to write. Keep up the shitty work! "Cheers" and a very sincere peace BITCH to you and this report.
#26 [67570]
d32018.dtk.chello.nl
Haha, i liked the text in the begin :)
altough, i have not a 14.4, i have cable. Even than i read it :))
oh and fuck those who are yelling this report sucks. It didn't. And for ur 1st time its very good i think!
#27 Leipus[67572]
d32018.dtk.chello.nl
oh it was me writing that.
#28 Alt-X[67576]
syr-24-164-180-61.twcny.rr.com
when does starduck season start again?
#29 ProtectorofAiur[67582]
SID.MIT.EDU
apex they finally let you pass 1st grade? cool man, but that means no more naptime =[
#30 Apex-X[67584]
r67h96.res.gatech.edu
hehehe you guys are hilarious keep this smack talk going! :)
#31 anal-banana[67586]
bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com
I actually really liked the pics in this report. The drawn text was funny without being obnoxious, and I thought he had a good pic selection. The game wasn't very good, but I like this guy's style. I'd like to see him do a better (closer) game (preferably 1v1).
#32 [67592]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
I HaVe A bIg PeNiS!

ApEx GoT 7 mOrE pEnIs FrOm Me!
#33 Apex-X[67593]
r67h96.res.gatech.edu
Prozer u BASTAD &&
#34 BUU[67600]
207.80.13.5
my question is.. does "peace bitch" really make sense? or have any apparent logical connection? i mean.. really.. if your gonna flame .. atleast like pretend your older than like 11.. thx gw
#35 I AM BATMAN[67613]
cd280726-a.scrfld1.mb.wave.home.com
GOOD TEXT RIGHTING REALLY COOL!!!!

HAD ME LAUGHING



8 AND FROZEN GOT SMALL PENIS
#36 [67614]
242835hfc143.tampabay.rr.com
apex you suck
#37 spook[67618]
cache-1.spg.va.webcache.rcn.net
apex u suck chobo i wouda tried if u said u where ogna br :o
#38 JawaAvenger[67624]
d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net
Enough is enough

MINUS TWO JAWA POINTS FOR DUCKFUCK!

I've tried to put up with him, but he doesn't go away.
#39 Apex-X[67641]
r67h96.res.gatech.edu
LOL I did say I was gonna BR!
Spook do you agree w/ me that you should've expanded earlier thougH?
#40 [67677]
cache-1.spg.va.webcache.rcn.net
prolly but i jsut wanted ot kilkl 1 without making the game long. i never looked at what aristo was doing
and u never told me u where br'ing slut :p
#41 spook[67678]
cache-1.spg.va.webcache.rcn.net
i wrote that up there
#42 Agent_of_Sol[67717]
nav-34d.dsl.navpoint.com
Hey Aslan-X, do you plan Diablo under the same name?



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