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#1 SlingsNArrows[65248]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
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#2 Breeze[65250]
212.5.159.23
The fonts at my comp are going crazy, hope size turns out ok in the end...

Ok hope you like it...

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BR<font color="#00FF00">EE<font color="#FF0000">ZE






#3 WarLeaderJustin[65251]
spider-wd072.proxy.aol.com
First non gay spammer

-WLJ

#4 WarLeaderJustin[65252]
spider-wd072.proxy.aol.com
Ooo, Breeze, I only posted that when i only saw 1 comment, no offense!

-WLJ

#5 L.P.D.[65253]
spider-ti011.proxy.aol.com
Close to first
#6 L.P.D.[65254]
spider-ti011.proxy.aol.com
Now gonna read it
#7 TeCh[65255]
24.65.124.22.sk.wave.home.com
Hey now1 this is a BR fuck this rocks music magnific now for the peaple with bad internet connections... HAHAHAHAHA to bad for you let me see how does it go again oh yes eeenoooo quee ke quee dedodedo eeeehhh hahaha stupid phone line users hehe
#8 iron_lung[65256]
a-db.aspn.net
Holy shit.. this was bad ass.
#9 Breeze[65257]
212.5.159.23
Hehe =]

Maybe I'll have to do a "light" version of the report lol

Oh and I should mention I worked on this about 3 weeks I think...



#10 L.P.D.[65258]
spider-ti011.proxy.aol.com
Holy shit, that owned, i was gonna post a report soon, but I'm gonna hafta wait for this one to go down the list a little, that really was amazing, nice work Breeze
#11 ~FreEz[65259]
spider-tk044.proxy.aol.com
gj..i love those graphics ;)
#12 Mark4[65260]
1Cust68.tnt14.tco2.da.uu.net
Fucking 10.

Korean toss player? Can't be! And he did KBK so supposedly he doesn't map hack...

#13 OrcManiac[65261]
modemcable109.118-202-24.nowhere.mc.videotron.net
This was truly one of the greatest br ever. nice job !
#14 Fractal_Wave[65262]
24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com
Bloody excellent. Down with Protoss!

:)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave






#15 Breeze[65263]
212.5.159.23
Oh nooo!! I have a terrible typo!!! "Bob the New" instead of "Bob the Newt" in one of the alt texts... he'll give me a 1 now!!!

Can someone correct this?? Mark4? JV? Please, save me.... =[

^^ Mark thanks... Well for KBK I don't know if he hacked but I was watching him closely now ;) Only the DT thing was weird



#16 L.P.D.[65264]
spider-ti011.proxy.aol.com
BTW, did you do that flash movie yourself?
#17 SlingsNArrows[65265]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Fantastic Report, Attention to detail was magnificent. As always, make more :o)
#18 Mark4[65266]
1Cust68.tnt14.tco2.da.uu.net
If your killing drones, DTs are ideal. If you are referring to the exp drone being popped, one of the first things good players learn after "keep making probes" is "always watch the mini map"
#19 WarLeaderJustin[65267]
spider-tf084.proxy.aol.com
100%.

MORE MORE MORE, GIVE US MORE, BREEZE!

Can't wait for Game 2, I'm almost cumming in my pants for it.

Will you be the father of my children?

-WLJ

#20 Breeze[65268]
212.5.159.23
Thanks all =]

LPD: Flash is easy you should try it... movies like this aren't hard to make. And actually I didn't try to invent much so far, I just sticked to the classic effects I've seen people do with Flash
#21 Breeze[65269]
212.5.159.23
Sorry for the spam I just didn't see some messages before posting...

Mark I guess you're right... It felt like they were just staring at the minimap all the time, I am judging from their fast reactions to drops etc...
#22 CynicalMagician[65270]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Wow, this is really friggin' incredible breeze, it really is. It's not often that you get to see asskickin' brs on asskickin' players like this. Mr X had better win the next 2 though, or I'm goign to be so disillusioned. My only suggestion would be to have alt text on everything, but whatever man, who cares. This fucking rocked.
-CM
#23 kp vicious[65271]
207-172-137-162.s35.as3.dam.md.dialup.rcn.com
wow this is really good... i dunno about a 10 though =p

sike this deserves it
#24 Keltikite[65272]
63.147.37.45
Wow indeed!

10!!

-KK
#25 [65273]
inehou-pxy06.compaq.com
It's very simple. This report IMO is the greatest 1on1 I have ever seen. I am serious. Nothing comes close. Breeze's use of graphics has me awestruck. The text blends strategy, details, and comedy. Mr.X being a gosu zerg player loses to a great toss player. I can just see all those toss players on BNET right now ready to play with confidence against the zerg.

Let me break it down for you.

Graphics = 10
Writing = 10
Players = 10
Match up = 10
Game = 10
Winner P beating Z = 10

<h5> 10 </h5>

Mark4 if I could I would rate this report 10 times. Mark4 you need to put this on the news page seriously this report is amazing.

10

and now for the compliment of all compliments.

Breeze be more like ::Nobody:: GJ

Fox^1
#26 exactly[65274]
B103-05.PNBF.splitrock.net
Wow, magfuckingnificent battlereport.
#27 ~13~ShAdOw D'ArC[65275]
spider-th023.proxy.aol.com
FUCKIN AMAZIN! You bastard. You deserve a 1 cuz I don't know how you did the shit you did.. but if you tell me how and/or make me a CC in that 3D stuff, I'd give ya a ten :) . Anyhoo, Gosu report, but add more alt-text to the rest of your pics and make it funnier, like the DT vs. Drone. Like say "Where ya goin..." in the first one, and "POP goes the drone" or somethin in the second. Stuff like that make it more funny.
ShAdOw D'ArC
#28 Starookie[65278]
edtn007852.hs.telusplanet.net
*Foams at the mouth* (obviously in shock at the godly report)



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#29 crazy[65279]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
gaga
#30 Zyx[65280]
proxy.iad3.netsetter.com
the opening Shockwave deserves a 10 by itself, amazing man.
#31 [65281]
dt031n0f.tampabay.rr.com
hmmmm

only thing i dont like is that all the alt text is about your dick being sucked
#32 Wangsonn[65282]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Breeze isnt human-one of the best reports ever
#33 GammaRayBurst[65285]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Holy mackeral! What an incredible report! I meant to do my homework, but then I heard there was a new Breeze report out :P

By far and away your best Breeze. The game was spectacular, the players were spectacular, and the report was spectacular.

Masterpiece.

-GRB
#34 WSSO[65286]
hsa155.pool001.at101.earthlink.net
ME COMING BACK TO BW MUKAKAKAKA F U D2=[
#35 FaNaTICK[65287]
a3gb7vry1694.bc.hsia.telus.net
woah momma!! that wuz a motha fuxing report. damn that was dope crack! wtf, i think i found my god.
#36 Johnny_Vegas[65288]
dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com
Holy Mother of Christ!!

That was the best damn report ever me thinks. Wooohaaaaaa
#37 The.Confessor[65289]
ip214-71.resnet.pc.jmu.edu
jesus, give this its 10 then begone with it, it defies universal laws for a br to be this good...
#38 Oddity[65292]
24.66.249.141.sk.wave.home.com
You scare me, go away.
You can't be human.

Leave this earth, go home, you're too good for us.
#39 Baxter-O'Bixby[65293]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
I haven't been to BR.com in months and this is what I see when I get back?! Flash? 3D? Music? I was GOING to do another BR this month, but my composite screenshots feel very inadequate right now... :-(

<big><big><blink><marquee>TEN</marquee></blink></big></big>
#40 Yatrix[65294]
1Cust69.tnt1.valparaiso.in.da.uu.net
well well well...after a string of so-so reports on this site, you come along and kick me in the nuts with this!?!?!? holy god, this was da freaking bomb. i mean...when i saw the opening sequence, my half-chub went into full blast BOING!!! mode. my god, man. you said about 3 weeks and it shows. i tell you what, i think i know your real identity now...c'mon george, just tell us. Mr. Lucas, i presume? i swear, dude. this was episode II, wasn't it? (no jar jar, tho!?!? damn!) i seriously can't find the words, i feel like i should just keep typing and maybe i'll get lucky and find the word to describe this. hands down, the BEST report i have ever read. i have read funnier ones, sure. but humor and sarcasm are not your MO. you do great games, it seems all the time. your 3D stuff, the description (DETAILED) of the battles and your insight make your reports the epics that they are. i mean, i felt i was watching this game live with your writing. that is the greatest compliment i think you can receive as far as play by play. man...amazing simply amazing. i wish you'd do a BR on me...so i can see great pics and detailed writing on me being some fool's pump b#tch. hehe. i am sure you can come up with lots of ways to point out the common theme when i play "Yatrix sux". =)


Thanks for the great read, man. sux we gotta wait so long for your next ones,but i guess that's what makes them the classics they are:effort.


Take care and put out(not sexually, mind you...they were good but, c'mon...)more!!!!


Yatrix
#41 Satan'sCookies[65295]
cx13557-a.blvue1.ne.home.com
...Godly...
Your report > 10
I'm making a shrine in my room dedicated to you...
#42 Yatrix[65296]
1Cust69.tnt1.valparaiso.in.da.uu.net
forgive the spam, but i didn't realize i wrote that much in that post. sorry for taking up, like, 500 MB of your web space, BR.com. hehe.

Take care all.

Yatrix (another 50 MB...hehe)
#43 Satan'sCookies[65297]
cx13557-a.blvue1.ne.home.com
...Godly...
Your report > 10
I'm making a shrine in my room dedicated to you...
#44 DFA[65298]
spider-ti064.proxy.aol.com
Nice work! The 3D graphics were icing on the cake for this! As was said before, the report was put together very well. It could be considered "Green" Since your perfect "Blue" writing mixed flawlessly with your "Yellow" pictures, making a perfect "green" report!

DFA

Shall we expect the 2nd report in 3 weeks? or did you half finish it before this released? pls tell
#45 pkunka[65299]
212.30.67.28
man, that was awesome. not just all the graphics(i dont care about graphics ata all, my hero is AQD3), but your writing style and the game itself... i am speechles. and the way that Korean plays protoss, he would make Zileas proud anyday...
#46 mofo-x[65300]
cr668894-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
way to raise the bar on quality reports

this report >>>>>>>>> all
#47 DsCo[65301]
cvx-got-1-48.ppp.netlink.se
fabulous report man, hands down the best one ive ever read, i cant wait for game 2.

once again superb job man, i hope u find more good games to report to us battlereport junkies =]
#48 dislekcia[65303]
netcache3.is.co.za
Oh My God.

What the hell was that? 3D map used to depict locations?? Flash intro that set the scene and got people foaming at the mouth??? Kickass game underlying it all???? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Friggin perfect is what it was.

That was no BR... If you don't get an oscar for that I'm gonna have to break out the bladed weapons.

Those perspective rendered shots of Temple made me want to play SC in 3d mode... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 3D.

-D

BTW: What did you use for the model? If you used max you musta had nurbs and patches coming out of your ears...
#49 Scootah[65304]
G629.sparta.lu.se
This was by far the best br I've ever read. The 3d pics, the detail of the battles, this was just awesome. GL on your next br, can't wait to read it... :)
#50 curryfreak[65305]
op15.its.hawaii.edu
ohmyfuckinggod! this br owns me! breeze for president, bush and gore can cater to his nuts!

curry
#51 CornedBee a.k.a. Toolbar[65306]
TK147047.univie.teleweb.at
DANG! Want to make a comment ybout this report but I can't because there are no words that can describe it. :(
I love those 3D maps. Did you draw them yourself??????
Uh - Oh aliens on earth!!!!!!!!!!!

CorndeBee
#52 Cheese X[65307]
t1o79p30.telia.com
I cant even find words for how good this BR is .. I have read every single one rated 7 or more for more then a year ( close to two I guess ) and this is the most well written, astounding BR EVER! ..you hear me ... EVER!!!!

The graphics are out of this world .... man ...so much feelings and so few words.
#53 ColonCancer[65308]
209.128.34.4
The best report I ever read.

1-10 i give it 11. =[
#54 Scrode[65309]
proxy.chicago.xor.com
Fantastic!! Wonderful!! Breeze you own!!!
#55 [LoR]-Punisher[65310]
ktce1.156ce.singa.pore.net
Best one i ever read... ^_^
How did ya make those pics?(the maps,the nexus and the hatch)How did ya do it??
#56 Templar569[65311]
168.168.234.161
This report fucking ruled. Period. I mean, the players are jaw-droppingly good, the pics are top-notch, the 3-D map thing is ultra-mega-super-cool. I can't say enough about how impressed I am with this.

If the other games between these guys are this good, I can't wait to see the next report. I hope Mr. X wins the next one so that we get three games between them!

Keep up the phenomenal work, Breeze! Bulgaria rules! :)
#57 Ways[65312]
proxy.ndf.mweb.co.za
Best report I have ever read. No need to harp on about the graphics but the writing was great too. I only really noticed it when I was watching the animated mini-map but I remembered and understood all that had happened. Fantastic to be able to write that way. Stuff the perfect English - you got the communication right mate!

10,
Ways
#58 Tariq[65314]
198.168.49.221
guy, this is by far the best report I've read nice work.

Comment #31 :haha
#59 OMG[65315]
213.20.165.250
OMG OMG OMG Breeze=GOD
#60 Spuzz[65316]
jfsn-01-208.dialup.netins.net
I simply can't imagine a BattleReport being any better.

Spuzz
#61 SCV~007[65317]
t5o57p75.telia.com
Holy jesus that was big! I've been downloading for a few minuetes and 20 objects are remaining ;P

This will have a full ten soon I tell ya...you're my new hero Breeze. If I'm going on vacation sometime I know what country and what person to visit..hehe.

I agree with Fox^1: Breeze be more like ::Nobody:: GJ

WORK MORE SLOW MR MODEM THX GJ

#62 WarLeaderJustin[65318]
spider-tn052.proxy.aol.com
Wow, no one will be able to report anything decent until you stop reporting, Breeze. Thanks for raising the bar, man.

-WLJ
#63 Fox^1 Rater[65319]
spider-te063.proxy.aol.com
WoW that was awesome way 2 go breeze and u didn't even have to put an ugly ass pic of "collsey" in it WAY TO GO
#64 Shepherd[65321]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Geez, Breeze, there goes my chance to BR my own campus-wide capture the flag.

Breeze, keep em' coming! I really liked your BR.

Foreigners' BR > Americans (with exception of Lewis)
#65 jeezumcrow[65322]
svwebw03.statestreet.com
hehe playing till 8am thats insane :)

um seems like theres enough comments about how this fucking ruled hehe sp hopefully this should make your day Breeze :) what with the 10s and all

BTW cause this protoss player played this game so well, i was just thinking that if i was Mr.X I'll probably play the macro game next time vs this guy since, he was blocking his ramp with so much defense expecting a mid game attack.

And those drops were evil but i think if you are expanding like a mofo, this guy will be using too much time concentrating with one of your bases, while you have other bases with drones to get money.

I had a very good protoss friend who also likes to do drops with zealots or a goon to take the initial sunken hit, while laying 2 storms on drones , even if i had 3 sunkens at my main, and this always severely slowed me down.

So I played one game where i tried to copy how Larry-the-Wierd used his zerg to beat Xds Grrr protoss in the bw tourneys by double and triple xpanding using sunkens to delay attacks while having mobile melee units to come to the rescue. So even though my protoss friend constantly made a ton of drops on my multiple xpansions, i was gaining money and gathering units slowly, and by late game, i had like 5 working bases to his 2 bases even though througout the game he had been shutting down my many bases. what i didnt lose out was wasting my hydras or lings to the good protoss defense at his main, but rather used them to deny expansion attempts at other mains or leaving them around to defend the expansions.



ps this isnt posted to tell Mr.X what he should do, cause he would fucking kick my ass playing with just the keyboard and no mouse but :) I just couldnt resist doing my take on this situation.


great report again!
#66 Eriador[65323]
port1.msx13-tro.ppp.cybercity.no
wow, rating system isnt big enough for this report. 11

eri
#67 ..(kangy)..[65324]
goconsyd847.goconnect.net
OMFG man best report i have ever READ!!!!!

..... sorry nobody he owns u in this report =/

great job man i cant wait for game 2!!

ps: how long did it take u to make the mini lost temple movie looking pictures =D

like everyone else will say the report is worth a

10!!

Kangy out....
#68 King-Lewis[65325]
modemcable180.145-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
This was awesome man ! your graphics skills are so amazing ... the games was great, the graphics and flash were very cool. That cant be anything else but a 10.

Breeze i wna talk to you ... Do you have Aim or ICQ ? let me know in this comment section.. Thx

10.

Lewis
#69 Prester John[65331]
137.187.50.72
There aren't many 10-rated reports out there, but if this report had been used all along to define what a 10 was, there would be a lot fewer than there are. Yeah, it might be the best I've ever read. The level of gameplay was _amazing_. I don't play that well even when I'm dreaming. And you kept on top of it beautifully, Breeze--blow-by-blow, letting us experience the wonder of it all.

Then, as if that weren't enough, you had those 3D maps. WOW. I've seen some really pretty graphics work on this site before, but that perspective "shot" with the three hatcheries in the foreground, the temple further back, and the barely-seen lights of the Protoss camp at the far end of the map, is the first BR image that has ever made me just stop in my tracks and gawk.

Truly, you've gone above and beyond the call of duty, or whatever feeling it is that spurs people to compose these reports.
#70 !Warstrike![65332]
ncrain.phys.nd.edu
WOW! 70 comments and they haven't even gotten off the topic of praising your report yet! Congratulations! I gues this makes it 71, since it was truely AWESOME
#71 Heartcutter[65333]
216.32.176.93
Ok, this report was the shit. Great job!

-HC
#72 PylonHead[65334]
we-24-130-45-57.we.mediaone.net
Best report on the face of the planet. Most of all, it restores my faith in playing Protoss after I've watched them go down time and again against the zerg. Thanks.
#73 JeffTheZealot[65335]
ACA5666C.ipt.aol.com
Fucking <h1><font color="blue">GODLY^_^</h1></font>

Dear sweet jesus.
#74 wangsonn[65336]
CDR27-94.accesscable.net
Breeze, can I suck your cock?
#75 Templar569[65337]
168.168.234.161
Well, there you have it. Offers of fellatio. What greater compliment could a battle reporter ask for, really? :)
#76 <font color=blue>AMD-SUX</font>[65339]
142.33.186.237
MAN this is good, i read it twice.
10+++
#77 NotMe[65340]
inh1ts01-qfe0.ims.bt.net
This is definitely the best BR I have ever read! Thanks man. It must have been bard work but the results were just amazing. Can't wait for your next BR...
#78 Plague[65341]
bing187.smith.binghamton.edu
I am speechless. I cant say any more then many others have already said. Simply amazing. Definately one of the best reports on this site.
Its nice to see Protoss beat Zerg too.
#79 -IcE-Storm[65342]
198.209.28.35
wow...that was good... 10 fer sure....
#80 Somebody...[65343]
proxy1-external.etntwn1.nj.home.com
Only 3 weeks you say...-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU MEAN 3 YEARS RIGHT?!?!?!
I am so unworthy *sniff*, why can't I be this skilled...
What exactly did you do to make those graphics? Sell your soul to satin?? Oh my god, oh no wait, you are god. Anyway, I am so unworthy, so I'll just shut up and stop spamming this holy report. BTW EVEN THOUGH
::nobody::>all people
Breeze=God
SO THEREFORE...
Breeze>::nobody::
Understand my logic? I thought so.

sby...
#81 m|ndcontrol[65344]
wpad.cyberglobe.net
Wow, this report is truly awesome in every aspect. BREEZE IS KING!!! I don't even have the words to congratulate you on this effort, it is simply incredible, OUTSTANDING!! Easily a 10,
#82 m|ndcontrol[65346]
wpad.cyberglobe.net
By the way, How did you get those funky 3d map pictures...those were AWESOME! :)
#83 Mogalin[65349]
d226-98-102.home.cgocable.net
Omg
#84 Findail[65351]
uA6-p57.dreamscape.com
i can only say i feel left out for not reading this sooner Breeze great report the best i have read in a long time
it was at no times boring or repetiative... and it didnt have spelling mistakes like some other brs... WELL I GIVE IT AN 8




NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10

-FINDDAIL
#85 Findail[65352]
uA6-p57.dreamscape.com
SHIT THAT WAS STUPID AND I SPELLED MY NAME WRONG
-Findail
#86 BUU[65353]
207.80.13.5
wow this report owns hard! must have more humor!.. funy alt-texts own you all mwhahahha
breeze>all
( i cant say breeze>nobody, cause im stalking nobody>
#87 ....(variable[65354]
207.229.0.241
omfg
#88 Sad~Clown[65355]
209.10.39.90
That was the most AMAZING report i have ever read. Those 2 players are too good. I have never heard of players being able to multi-task that well.

Great report Breeze.
#89 SCV~007[65356]
t3o57p47.telia.com
I'm working on a new 2on2 report with Bob_the_newt, Whoop`, I_Hate_Medics and .Seph but I'm not sure if it's any point in posting it when you make people used to this kind of graphics :P

I've got the players' names in animated gifs and thats my graphics peak. Haha.

GJ again.
#90 Wangsonn[65357]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
whoever the hell impersonated me on comment 75 needs to get a life
#91 [65358]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-853.look.ca
Ok i decided to read it...... Amazing, 10
#92 omfg[65359]
adsl-pool38-170.chicago.il.ameritech.net
are u sure ur not god?
#93 Caldazar[65361]
pC19F2DF7.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
Great work for a great game...
amazing ;)
#94 Poeir[65364]
ip31.orlando14.fl.pub-ip.psi.net
Maybe I'm the only one who feels this way, but I don't think this really deserves a ten. It reeks of the media-hypnotized pop culture that exists today.

Here's something for everyone to try: Cut-and-paste the entire report into Notepad. Read it that way. Still think it deserves a high rating?

The truth is there are a fair number of grammar mistakes, very little wit, and it is fairly difficult to follow the action from the writing only. Sure, the pictures help a bit... But they actually hinder at some points. While the 3-D renderings of the maps are neat (and visually pleasing), the second one and onwards are unclear. In fact, I had a hard time determining that the game was even played on The Lost Temple.

Furthermore, a fair number of the pictures are entirely gratuitous. Take, for example, the zergling battle. A single picture from there would have delivered the feel of the entire battle. Furthermore, the pictures of buildings being constructed are entirely useless.

Well, I've run out of things to say, but in general I feel the extra work performed (such as the 3D renderings and Java programming) were unwarranted, unnecessary, and the effort would probably better have been used in authoring.
#95 King_[LSRS-13][65366]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Party on Wayne.
#96 Wangsonn[65367]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Where did poeir come from?
#97 StinkyMunkey[65368]
adsl-pool-1-8B7DE3FC.cleveland.oh.ameritech.net
holy shit! i only have time to watch the movie right now, but that alone gives it a 10 =]
#98 L.P.D.[65369]
spider-tr083.proxy.aol.com
Poeir, I see where your coming from, but thats why his report isn't text only, you really would hafta be a genius to be able to get a 10 on a text only, and all those pics are amazing, as well as the flash movie

BTW whats the record # of comments?
#99 L.P.D.[65370]
spider-tr083.proxy.aol.com
Good lord, in the time it took me to write that, 3 more comments were added
#100 L.P.D.[65371]
spider-tr083.proxy.aol.com
HAHAHA, i got #100..
Ill stop spamming now
#101 [65374]
dt031n0f.tampabay.rr.com
kick ass poeir =]

i gave it a 10 cuz i thought others would give it a 9 or 8, but i was wrong

hmm

need some balls, me!
#102 Inssider[65375]
ool-18bf2e8f.dyn.optonline.net
Nicely done. Just an idea - how about making a BR totally in 3D? Like make the battles from a 3D perspective and whatever. That'd be neat - especially since your 3D minimaps were particularly stunning IMO.
#103 Poeir[65376]
ip31.orlando14.fl.pub-ip.psi.net
In response to Wangsonn, and where did I come from?
I've been here for aeons, actually since battlereports.com's inception, it's just I don't say much ever, only when I've really got something to say, and this was one of those times.
#104 [65380]
dt031n0f.tampabay.rr.com
poeir

you dont have to talk to wang

just letting you know
#105 probe[65381]
dt120n57.tampabay.rr.com
i agree with poe.

the eye candy, like, puts the viewer into a trance, and distracts them from the actual text, so they don't notice the mistakes...=
#106 PowerBlade[65382]
ubr-27.232.175.merrittisland.cfl.rr.com
Yeah first comment!!!
#107 TriggaPlay[65383]
dv09m52.lawrence.ks.us
GW making no one write br's ever again.

10
#108 probe[65384]
dt120n57.tampabay.rr.com
i'm comment # 108 ! ! !*! ! !&!




!&* !& !!*! !* !&! &*! !*! !




!*! !& !&! !& ! ! !&!& !! &! !&!








oh wait i don't even care
#109 PowerBlade[65385]
ubr-27.232.175.merrittisland.cfl.rr.com
Damn u guys are fast.... 107 comments before i post mine
im gonna go in my room now and cry
#110 probe[65386]
dt120n57.tampabay.rr.com
hrmph, gay IE not refreshing even tho i go to the site again...
#111 BeecherBuns[65387]
209.217.149.143
Breeze,
#112 BeecherBuns[65388]
209.217.149.143
u r the biggest freaking stud when it comes to making battlereports...this report is incredible in every aspect especially the fact that gay zerg loses to mighty toss on the oh so overplayed Lost Temple :O. Keep up the good reports. I'd also have to say this is the BEST report i've seen to this day!!
#113 ~IMissYou~[65389]
inh1ts01-qfe0.ims.bt.net
Great battlereport Breeze, just goes to proove where the best players/battlereporters come from :))
#114 Shepherd[65390]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Breeze, your 3-D display of what's going on, especially those hatch/nexus. . .actually made me imagine the whole BR in 3-D, not 2-D. I truly mean it. I pratically expected to see lings prance by in 3-D. I mean, this is "AWESOME" I have read it for third time, and still in awe. Breeze, keep er' coming. Eventually, you will be golden and a legend. :)
#115 WarLeaderJustin[65391]
spider-tn062.proxy.aol.com
By 8:00 PM, Battle.net time (pacific time), let's see how many comments this BR has. The one closest to the actual number gets to suck on Breeze's enormously large... hand!

-WLJ
#116 WarLeaderJustin[65392]
spider-tn062.proxy.aol.com
I say 197.

-WLJ
#117 Inssider[65393]
ool-18bf2e8f.dyn.optonline.net
Yo LPD, as far as I know, YRM by far has a shitload of comments for his World War III FFA BRs. Last time I checked, they had the most comments. And there was a shitload. Poeir, you're partially right, the grammar was completely correct, but I was at least able to follow the game pretty damn well all the same, and the 3D pics were... abosolutely phenomenal. The writing alone probably doesn't warrant a 10, but altogether, the whole package... easy 10.
#118 Wangsonn[65394]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
LPD one of fls's reports got close to 600 comments i think
ffa on bgh
#119 [65395]
as530009.infocom.com
Nice job Breeze. Stickin' with the formula that works... good players, good graphics, and clear, concise writing. The 3d map was a nice touch.

All in all, a great effort. My only complaint was the short, choppy GIF about a third of the way through the report. If its gonna be short like that, a picture will do the trick. Then again, maybe it just didn't load completely on my machine. This is a minor detail though and I see no reason why this wouldn't deserve a 10. Nice work<i>!</i>

Cheers,
Dref
#120 Breeze[65396]
212.5.159.53
Thanks Dref =]

It's about 12-13 frames if I recall correctly, possibly it didn't download completely. And it really isn't that good of an animation, because I didn't plan this when I was taking the screenshots - the only reason I made it is that this was the most impressive piece of gameplay I've ever witnessed, I can't describe why so, you should have watched it to understand =[

I read ALL the comments and I am very happy... thanks to all that have said good words so far and the rest too ;)
#121 dizdik{F@M}[65399]
cmont.catskill.net
This was one of the best, if not the best report I've ever read, or should I say saw!
#122 m|ndcontrol[65400]
ch4blm.bellglobal.com
a word for comment#96 by poeir... (you are definitely entitled to your opinion, but I felt it a bit unjust and wanted to make a few comments regarding it)

First off, Breeze is from Bulgaria which is clear from all the comments and I don't believe their native language is english. So give him a break on the grammar. This isn't english class and what we are looking for isn't an immaculate essay but a detailed account of a riveting game which was delivered in full by Breeze. I'm sure if he had written in his native tongue it would have been quite flawless in that respect.

Secondly, eye-candy plays a central part in this report and to overlook it is to ignoring a 3 week effort by Breeze which is not fair. He busted his ass on this and that is obvious from the quality of the finished product. It is possible that you prefer a text only report, but even then it is unfair to speak negatively of the report because of it's gloss. The pictures help tell a tale that words sometime can't, the combination of both therefore offers a very strong account of a match and make for added detail to a report. Detail is the key and images coupled with text are the best way to achieve that.

Your point about there being too many unecessary images is a constructive remark which I liked and made me not totally disregard your opinions. :)

I realize this may come across aggressively and my intent is not to attack you, but rather to point out that I feel it unfair for you to sink entire report based on a few grammar mistakes and some useless photos. The fact is that if you take it for what it is and nothing more you get magnificient account of a riveting game and what else could you ask from a Starcraft battlereport? I'm not expecting Shakespeare to show up anytime soon, and I don't think anyone else does either. :)
#123 _Insanitarium_[65402]
dialup-63.208.90.132.Miami1.Level3.net
Poeir, you are just mad because this report owns the hell out of anything you have ever seen before, dont be so critical and give Breeze some credit...this report kicks you in the nuts 5 times over and slaps you on the ass until you bleed, take the mouse out of your ass and just enjoy the show moron.

this report was a definite 1083910031294

_Insan_
#124 ~IronChef~[65404]
proxy1-external.mntp1.il.home.com
After all that 3D I expected some Erotic Cakes.

Other than that, awesome :)
#125 L.P.D.[65408]
spider-wq071.proxy.aol.com
600 comments is a lot
#126 Eternity-[SDT][65410]
ouranos.epi.net
One word about the use of "building in construction" picts, I totally disagree with Poeir when he says they are useless as they gave me (hope I'm not the only one) a good idea of the timing in the game. And as for the number of picts in some area of the report they gave me a good idea of the micro during battles and the build up.

Anyway kick ass BR and keep 'em coming !!!
#127 [65411]
as530009.infocom.com
You're right Breeze, it didn't completely download. I only had 3 frames. Also, I couldn't get the Flash to download, even after 3 refreshes.

Perhaps if I had gotten the full effect of the entire report I would have given you an 11... ;-) Errrm, fucking 56k connection. I think I will check this report out tomorrow at work when I have a faster connection. By the way, it says a lot that I didn't even get to see the whole report and still gave it a 10... ;-)

Cheers,
Dref
#128 Fox^1[65415]
inehou-pxy06.compaq.com
MindControl your wrong. Breeze being from another country is not an excuse for a report. Busting his ass has no relevance to it. The bottom line is this.





Breeze's report is GODYL. IT WAS GODLY. Poeir is a fool using big words to try to make Breeze's report seem less then it is. You can't follow the report? Well I was able to see every detail in the game. I didn't notice any grammar errors, not trying to say that there weren't any, but that would mean that they must have been insignificant. Like using there instead of their.

Poeir you don't like it? THERE IS A SPECIAL AT McMark4's fast food. I'll take a Whoop Azz Combo #3 and super size the BAG OF HELL!!!!

Fox^1
#129 livingexception[65416]
spider-wb061.proxy.aol.com
OMG....and this comes out while I'm working on mine.....%^&Y%ERSFTW^$! NO!!!! Now I feel insignificant and no longer have the energy to even TRY to post anymore. You just blew GRB right outta the water Breeze. Those 3D maps Are aweomse. MAS Y MAS Y MAS AHORA!

LE
#130 Shepherd[65417]
res104a-013.rh.rit.edu
Holy cow. Straight 10! Breeze, you deserve a great pat on your back. You ought feel honored to being able to finish a wonderful BR. I mean, this BR is wonderful work. There is nothing like this BR. This BR has exceeded much of standards, and it will make a lot of guys work harder to advance (including me, dammnit!) As I was going to work on my very first BR. . .aghhhhhhhhh

Gotta take computer courses at college. . .gotta take computer courses at college. . .gotta take html courses at college. . .
#131 Agent_of_Sol[65418]
nav-34d.dsl.navpoint.com
STUNNING graphics!!! 12!!!!
#132 Sp|nE[65419]
dialup1703-pri.voicenet.com
Graphics=41
Writing=5
being owned by Poeir=90

final grade=9.9. even the best reports aren't 10 worthy if the writing isn't funny and fun to read. your writing was average, and even the fantastic 3d pictures didn't make up for em enough fo ryou to get a 10 IMO. not like that matters.....since you got a 10 anyway
#133 Stilgar[65421]
212.116.159.3
Finally a game all like!!!Sorry X but it was the game you lost:).Amazing though. Breeze here is the so wanted 10 only game! Enjoy the triumph!
Looking forward to part two.Hope Mr.X wins.
#134 Breeze[65423]
212.5.159.31
Once again I check for new comments instead of working on Part Two =P

Thanks to all that supported me, I'm really happy today =]

Mark4 thanks man! Good thing you did there...

Sp|nE - I'm glad you liked it... I know it isn't funny but that was intended. I thought it would be a shame to make comedy of such amazing players... I even thought I'll have low ratings because of that (and I bet I'll have such for the next report, look at Bob's posts). But I don't care much about that, I just like doing things my own way
#135 fLaMeTam[65424]
adsl-pool36-48.chicago.il.ameritech.net
aightz jus add some sexy anime into ur brs and ur on ur way to getting a 12.
#136 Testosterone[65428]
mkc-31-246-107.kc.rr.com
ok, u make everyone besides lewis and a few others look like shit, yay, heh :), awesome....
HOF? this guy really needs to get in as he has posted awesome report after awesome report, the flash just...well....it gave me goosebumps! i thought i was in the movie theatres, this made me feel like that, honestly, that is very scary, there needs to be a different category for reports like this.....seriously....
#137 WarLeaderJustin[65430]
spider-wd063.proxy.aol.com
Dammit, I was 57 off, but since I'm the only one who participated, I WIN!

-WLJ
#138 [+]Optimus[65431]
129.8.168.57
Props....
#139 Satanic_Toaster[65434]
ppp225.169-96-207.hull.mt.videotron.net
hmm... shit, this is the best BR ever...
we will not see a 10 for a long time if your BR set the standard
#140 [65435]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
*claps hands* Bravo! Good work man!

When I come back and do some StrifeShadow reports, now I have to break out Flash animation, 3D, clean design, the best writing I can muster and, um, sheesh, I dunno. Damnit... hehe.

At least I'll have the models for all the buildings and units... sheesh. This is damn impressive. Finally, someone pushed the envelop without simply throwing in a bunch of gimmicky stuff for only the purpose of having it in there.

You know what's cool too is that now you have this 3D map of Temple built to reuse whenever the heck you want to, oh and BTW, the design placement and treatment of the map and models with the rest of the report was really well done too!

We definitely want to get the Hall of Fame vote going again, but we'll probably have to move it, as it was causing problems on the front page.

Can't wait to see part 2. Congratulations on this successful report.

Later,
-YRM-
#141 anal-banana[65436]
bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com
There are rare times when a man comes, a man of such overpowering sexuality that even the fiercest heterosexuals must bow down and suck that man's cock. Breeze is such a man.
#142 Whoop[65437]
we-24-165-190-157.we.mediaone.net
Well, I'm not in charge at this site, but if I was, I would nominate you for the hall of fame, on the strength of that flash intro alone.

THAT WAS REALLY REALLY NEATO
#143 DoNotReadMyName[65438]
dyn-wien-209-94.dyn.columbia.edu
wow, if you did the observing while you were mad tired and could come up with a
battlereport like this, you really should always watch till 8am or beyond more often.
Do NOT sleep any earlier!!!
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#144 GouZuLu[65439]
195.249.56.3
First !!!! .... well, #148 then.

Extreem good job. Nuf said.
#145 Dr.Zchivago[65440]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Breeze, this was pretty damn nice.
There were a few points brought up, and important ones too, but I enjoyed the hell out of this report.

Hmm, this wasn't really a report, more of a show. And as far as a show goes, this one brings the house down.

Damn fine.

-Dr.Z
#146 Lawson[65441]
angh18ogy21u4.bc.hsia.telus.net
Standing Ovation!!!
#147 (+)Quicksilver[65442]
gw.jacwid.se
I'm very impressed! The best BR I have ever seen!
And the graphics...Wouha!!!

Can't wait to see #2 =)

(+)Quicksilver
#148 Stilgar[65443]
212.116.159.3
Breeze is a lier. He has a studio with many skilled grafic designers and writers. And don't worry about this players commanding the sunkens!! The game speed was 'slow'.
Here are the reasons for that phenomena.
#149 [o]TriS[65444]
ceng7.tel.hr
[o]wnage report even tough X lost :))
#150 Един Българин[65445]
freedu-144-43.libertysurf.co.uk
Караш ни вси4ки тука да се гордеем с тебе Бриз :). Много добра работа продължавай все така =).

Фенове на твоите Battle Reports
#151 -citizenkane-[65448]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Amazing... only one critisism: I couldn't tell who had what. All you needed was colorized names and it would have been perfect.
#152 JPaikman[65450]
ascc-pc24.wustl.edu
Ownage. Pure Ownage.

The Road Goes Ever On,

JPaikman
#153 SCV~007[65452]
t2o957p95.telia.com
<font color="#000000">Poeir go fuck a sheep. Who cares how long you've been at br.com? I care more about opinions coming from a guy that's new to the site, because he will have a more objective view.

The way I see it there was no useless pictures in this report, they all served the purpose of relaying the feeling of the game.

And m|ndcontrol: this report doesn't need any excuses about the author not being american, because the writing was so close to flawless that it can hardly be critisized.

Bye now</font>

-SCV~007
#154 Onaka[65453]
cvx-sto-1-922.ppp.netlink.se
yup, this BR really well written.
#155 [65460]
dt031n0f.tampabay.rr.com
wow scv, youre a retard in so many ways

all scvs are tho
#156 [FLS]prozerran[65461]
HNW0102.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Wow this report is super gosu!
#157 [65466]
HNW0102.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
trying my tag...
#158 [65467]
HNW0102.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
YES!
#159 SCV~007[65468]
t2o957p95.telia.com
good thing i dont listen to you bob
#160 Zografa[65472]
cache3.internet-bg.net
Man ti bylgarin li si bre ?!!
mnoo iak report zaklevam se basi az se razmazah samo dokato go cheta 10x:))







#161 Crusador[65474]
nas-112-251.nashville.navipath.net
As the Beta-tester for Breeze's reports I saldly anounce that game 2 will be delayed by 1-2 days due to the fact that Breeze's has a cold.....
#162 Baal_66[65476]
p3EE2F126.dip.t-dialin.net
Wow
there is this kind of "BIG GAY FFA"-style reports. There are funny reports (see fractal_wave's "that little cactus" (or so)
And there are the plain battlereports of great games, of which you managed to write one close to perfect.
There was this one "c**k" thing, but who cares. I can only express my great admiration for this masterpiece.






P.S. wouldn't it be good to give someone a breeze statue for rubbing while writing BRs?
#163 livingexception[65477]
spider-te063.proxy.aol.com
This mean I have the above time to try to finish my BR.......Ok this sucks. :) Breeze, well wishes from the West!

LE
#164 Dog101[65478]
1Cust166.tnt83.chi5.da.uu.net
Breeze=ownage

seriously, this report was fucking awesome.
easy 10 for everything



Dog
#165 Dark-Berzerker[65479]
d45-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net
umm dude, this was total ownage of every br i've ever read
#166 ~Unk~[65480]
spider-wi073.proxy.aol.com
To quote some cop from The Matrix:
"Thats impossible..."

~Unk~
#167 ???[65481]
207-172-196-143.s143.tnt1.hck.nj.dialup.rcn.com
KEWL
#168 S!aVe[65513]
cmkrog67.uwsp.edu
eek..~!~ wow i come back after the summer and this is the first report i read.. and wow is was .. SUPER FANTASTIC

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#169 ::nobody::[65526]
dt0110nd9.san.rr.com
like i said, ill be back every once in a while. esp. to read a Breeze report :)

Most excellent work Breeze, the best graphics i have ever seen! :) And the flash was incredible!

a definite 10

ciao!
Nobo
#170 Toying_Mind[65530]
proxy.sna.netsetter.com
just gosu.. 3D images > all... seriously now its
Breeze > YRM. just gosu...
#171 Breeze[65536]
212.5.159.19
Poeir I have to say I totally agree with you that time around. You sounded a bit too hostile in your first comment but I guess I judged that wrongly. BTW I consider repeating a word twice in one sentence a mistake like you said. I do those mistakes because I don't know enough English words, but that's really no excuse I just wanted you to know the reason.And English punctuation differs a bit from Bulgarian, that sucks... I studied German at language school =[

Now I understand what you mean. And I must say I hate the way some people go nuts about Flash sometimes and maybe don't notice the mistakes in reports that have it. But I thought it would make the report complete and help people care more about the outcome of the game. And the 3d images are the unique thing I wanted to have in my report.

I hate relying just on eye-candy and sounds even if I think it's good to have them - that's why when I was writing the text I did it in notepad and tried to do my best... it seems it wasn't enough for your taste and that makes me a bit sad =[. I wanted every aspect of the report to be fine and worked very hard on that. (well except humor, I explained that to Sp|nE ^^ )

About perfect 10's (I won't comment about 9's, 8's, etc.) - Again it would be good if it was the way you said it. But I must say I have seen perfect 10's that weren't better than my report (sorry if I sound cocky or something, no offense meant). So I guess my report isn't perfect but compared to some other perfect 10's it deserves it's score.

Maybe raters should change the way they rate but it's hard with the thousands of reports that got rated already...

Thanks for your new comment, I was really a bit puzzled when I read your first one, that one explains things better.

Wow I'm a great spammer... =]
#172 Breeze[65541]
212.5.159.19
Hmmm... if that was someone impersonating Poeir I will look like a fool =]
#173 Poeir[65543]
ip115.orlando14.fl.pub-ip.psi.net
No, I am the greatest spammer alive! :)
Trust me, if someone impersonates me, you'll know. I'll jam that thing Dr. Nick Riveria uses ("This won't hurt a bit... Until I jam this down your throat!") down someone's throad and turn it on.

Anyway, yeah, I'm not saying it's not a fantastic report, just saying that it's not quite that fantastic.

In any case you write a lot better than I do. (I think my lifetime rating is 4.5 or something like that. That's why I don't write any more.)
#174 [65545]
as530034.infocom.com
Nah Breeze, that was Poeir and don't worry about it, no matter how damn good your report is, you will alwasy have at least one person that says, "it could have been better."

Personally, I didn't find the writing bad at all. It was clear and concise and I was able to follow the game easily by reading it. It wasn't the fine prose of a great author, but I don't think that's necessary in a Starcraft battlereport where the focus is on how damn good the players are and not on how damn good of a writer you are... ;-)

Cheers,
Dref

P.S. To the person impersonating Fox^1, how about cracking his code so you don't look like such a moron?
#175 Phobos_ColZ[65549]
spider-wd024.proxy.aol.com
Good fucking Lord! Breeze, you have truly outdone yourself this time. I mean, wow, those graphics were incredible. Great game, great graphics, great writing, shockwave, this is almost as close to a perfect report as possible.
#176 Phobos_ColZ[65550]
spider-wd024.proxy.aol.com
The perfect report would be an actualy recording of the game like in Age of Kings with all the chat text, then plus to that commentary with commentary thats interesting, funny, etc. It would be like watching a football game. So basically, until everyone has Fiber Optic Cables and the hundreds of dollars worth of software to do that, there will be no "perfect" report. But I feel that after reading this, you could know almost everyhting that went on in the game with exceptional clarity. This report makes you feel as if you were there, and thats the point of a battle report. SO while its not perfect by any means, it does deserve a 10. 10 doesn't equal perfect or no one would ever get a 10. 10 is excelent, which this report was. Just my 2 cents.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#177 Phobos_ColZ[65551]
spider-wd024.proxy.aol.com
The perfect report would be an actualy recording of the game like in Age of Kings with all the chat text, then plus to that commentary with commentary thats interesting, funny, etc. It would be like watching a football game. So basically, until everyone has Fiber Optic Cables and the hundreds of dollars worth of software to do that, there will be no "perfect" report. But I feel that after reading this, you could know almost everyhting that went on in the game with exceptional clarity. This report makes you feel as if you were there, and thats the point of a battle report. SO while its not perfect by any means, it does deserve a 10. 10 doesn't equal perfect or no one would ever get a 10. 10 is excelent, which this report was. Just my 2 cents.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#178 Phobos_ColZ[65552]
spider-wd024.proxy.aol.com
oops, sorry for double-post
#179 Casper...[65558]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-915.look.ca
really fuckin' slick report.
#180 MindCry[65567]
46.dial-up.T-3000.pnt.oceana.net
bleh, you made my unpublished BR to remain unpublished because i realize how gay it is......
:]
Good report
#181 ~bqlo-zeleno-cerveno~[65572]
176049.einet.bg
from the Creator ... of ... hm... all BEST br's here...
from the Director ... of ... hm... same thing...
from Bulgaria...
hm... dunno ... Breeze ...English,German, hope u know a bit of French....;]plz whrite somethin on french "za da mogem da im skriem 6aibata na vsicki cugdozemci... to ne stiga ce im vzimame akala v Battle.net kato kagem ce sme bulgari i prevklucim na angl. i oste nesto... mnoogo gi vpecatlqva god damn...i ima zasto ;]]]]]
Naistina UMOPOMRA4ITELEN br. really. takmo biaha zapocnali da mi dosku4avat tiq neprestanni migavi [6-7-8 rated br's.]
flash-a beshe neveroaten... tocno kato vavedenie vav film,
a az takiva gi obi4am ot vse sarce... excellent job man, really. samo flash-a sam go gledal pone 7-8 pati... i muzikata si q podbral idealno... kakvo da ti kaga...
minimapa mi mina prez racete pone 4 pati...[vednag go gledah specialno da zabelega kade [o]Mr.X si e postavil Overi-te.]. MNogo mi dopadna i detailnoto opisvane na bitkite, i euforiata koiato te e bila obzela dokato gledsh i posle se e prenesla varhu 3-sedm. ti rabota... kakvo po krassivo ot tova da stanesh cast ot tvorenieto na niakoi koito e zalogil tolkova mnogo has, entusiam,tarpenie i kre6q6o gelanie.... taka se razgdat i shef-d'oeuvrite...
kato dadesh nesti4ko ot sebe si... kolkoto po genialen si i kolkoto povece dadesh... tolkova po prekrasno stawa...
dano ne zagubish trapkata covece...dano...
no dokato gi ima vsicki tiq messages tuka... i vseki virtualno te tupva po ramoto i ti blagodari smqtam ce nqma da zagubish gelanieot si da davash ot vremeto si i da dostavqsh udovolstvie na horata... vse po-malko hora go pravqt...zatova ceni tova, a az se nadqvam i nie vsici da go ocenim ,sega, kogato mu e vremeto!
Btw ne me interesuva dali ti si pravish 3D grafikite, flashovete ili anime mini-mapa... vagnoito e ce prisustvat v BR-ti i go pravqt naistina prekrasen... dori ako ne gi pravish ti, nqma znacenie, tova trqbva da se oceni, ce ti si organiziral, poracal/pomolil, svarshil si si strahotno rabotata [po evropeiski, netipi4no za nas BG-tata]...
ne moge da se znae vsicko... dage prekaleno mnogo ne moge...
no zatova hitrite hora se vazpolzvat i probivat...
ot edin testoto...ot drug pesta... ot treti rabotnite race,
ot teb- receptata i opravnostta.... i eto go vkusnia topal hlqb ,koito vsicki s udovolstvie stawame v 6:00 am i se redim na opa6ki za da si zakupim... edna machina... edin kolektiv... vseki moge nesto po dobre ot drugiq... edno cqlo i eto go PRODUKTA....
Ako pak Ti si pravish vsicko tova, togava moga da ti kaja ce si STRAHOTEN...[po-gorniq princip vse pak si vagi...
samo zavisi kakvi standartni si polagame....]
Naistina Breeze mnogo mi haresa tova koeto si napravil,
napipa nesto v men, potrapnah kakto potrapvam kato se dopra
do nesto izklucitelno v nqkakvo oblast.... strahoten film...
kniga...pesen...kartina...vsicko ot koeto covek moge da se vpecatli i da mu nastrahnat kosmite ot udovolstvie...
tocno taka se pocuvstvah i az po vreme na BR-a ti...
kato zaklucenie ste spodelq s teb edna malka madrost...
" Zastitavai entysiazma si ot negativizma na ostanalite! "
... ne se ostavqi da go popileqt zlobari.
Raboti bavno, ne brzai, izpipai q tazi GAMe 2... vtresti ni pak... kolkoto i da mi se iska da vidi bql svqt po skoro...

Merci za ogromnoto udovolstvie, koeto mi dostawi ...
izprastam ti smeha si...
09.10.2000
Sofia
3:00 pm
P.S. bahti tiq ot www.br.com naprao ste me removnat ot Foruma ;]]]]]
P.S. mnogo pozdravi na X-a , koreeca ne go znam ^^/


#182 DaemoN[65575]
wolax2-061.dialup.optusnet.com.au
f0000000000000000000000000000000000000k !!

so many people replied to dis =) ...

f000000000000000000000000ken ... DAT IS GOOOOOOOD ...
#183 [65594]
inehou-pxy05.compaq.com
Fool comment 177 trying to impersonate me. JEEZ GET IT RIGHT!!! you don't have the pretty rater tag like me :O

Fox^1
#184 [LoR]-Punisher[65596]
ktce1.156ce.singa.pore.net
Damn good report...Kick ass... ^_^
It [o]wns all other reports....at least for now..
Hope part 2 is better
#185 RedWill[65597]
proxy.cpt.mweb.co.za
pfft - when did God send you down? when you go back up ask him to bless me and give me power!

10101010101010101010101010101010101010101010

Good stuff man!!! Great work!!!

RedWill
#186 gandalf[65615]
squid1.zeelandnet.nl
here's another good thing about breeze's reports: i'm now no longer addicted to sc. sad thing is from now on i'm addicted to breeze reports from now on. :(

wow, really good job breeze!!!

and one more thing, dont listen to those ppl who want the player names in color. i really hate that in 1v1 reports, think it's only good for 2v2 or ffa's.
#187 gandalf[65616]
squid1.zeelandnet.nl
here's another good thing about breeze's reports: i'm now no longer addicted to sc. sad thing is from now on i'm addicted to breeze reports from now on. :(

wow, really good job breeze!!!

and one more thing, dont listen to those ppl who want the player names in color. i really hate that in 1v1 reports, think it's only good for 2v2 or ffa's.
#188 gandalf[65618]
squid1.zeelandnet.nl
??????????
double posted? what did i do wrong?
#189 Let_Me_Win!!![65670]
spider-tm062.proxy.aol.com
Breeze you anally rape Gamma Ray Burst. (That's a compliment so ya know.)
#190 Vertigo[65693]
1Cust152.tnt1.medford.or.da.uu.net
WoW
#191 wabbitkilla[65695]
iplsin33-122.dsl.gtei.net
Who said Starcraft was dead. I tip my hat to BREEZE for the 10+ production. Lights, Music, Graphics, WOW, and a first class battle report of possibly the best Starcraft single game EVER. Who needs drugs when ya have stuff like this !!
#192 <font color="#0000FF">Khan[EO]</font>[65697]
lsanca1-ar2-015-086.dsl.gtei.net
GRRR OMG BREEZE I WAS GONNA RELEASE A BR SOON TOO...sigh, I guess i'll wait another week or so...this was truly gosu...GOOD WORK BREEZE...i was on a relatively gay vacation for the last three days so i hafta be lyk almost the #200 comment and i missed all the hype when this came out but whatever, KEEP IT UP...btw...photoshop for your graphix, right? and...if u literally designed all those 3D images without having one already made for you (and just using angling and perspectives to use it)...i salute you, because you OWN.

10, easily. gj

Khan
#193 Wabbit~UED[65709]
c983196-b.frmt1.sfba.home.com
I must say that was some FINE ASS WORK ON THAT BATTLE REPORT!!!!!! The best I have seen............want a job? email me at spencer_cowenhoven@adaptec.com
#194 Baal_66[65712]
p3EE2D953.dip.t-dialin.net
200th
#195 GREGORY[65715]
ppp123-146-59-62.rtm.zonnet.nl
hey man
this OWNS ass!!!!!
unbelievable
i wanna obs a game between them too man
can u send me the BR plz I DONT HAVE IE5
GOOD JOB
OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#196 willwinforfood[65718]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
um..damn. 10.

the water effect by the two islands on the 3d minimap owns. well then again this whole fucking report owns. gj dude. i should go download flash 5 and ah nevermind i suck at br writing. gj again. so i take it game 2 br will be in 3 weeks?
#197 Scarab[65719]
AC8F7EAD.ipt.aol.com
1st
#198 [65755]
we-24-165-190-157.we.mediaone.net
tag?
#199 Breeze[65756]
212.5.159.47
Hehe... this report is in the news of SC.org now... But the guy that posted the news is a bit uninformed. He says this is a report of "average" players and [o]Mr.X is twice KBK finalist... Ask people like Pillars and Slayer if Mr.X is "average", they know him well.
#200 Newbie~Loser aka Captain.Joe~SF[65766]
spider-th033.proxy.aol.com
....1 word....4 letters....nice....
#201 gchucky[65784]
d66-236.hcvlny.optonline.net
jesus christ, i wish i could use bryce like you. rock the house. 10 all the way.
#202 Stilgar[65786]
212.116.159.3
Breeze probabli don't wanna say it couse he is modest but I'll tell you he does everything on his own.
He is a geneus believe me!
bial zelen cherven ti koi si be
kato te cheta commenta ti se edno cheta wotkshop imash stil:)
Breeze should i tell him the thinks u'r preparing for the next report(i stil have the link with that piece of grafic):)
#203 Starlore[65787]
207-172-129-162.s162.tnt2.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
Breeze, even though you used 3D studio for this, can you help me out with photoshop? ^^ kick ass report btw.
#204 Fenixrock[65791]
wm189-208.resnet.wm.edu
I've seen many many battle reports in my 3 or so years of playing SC. Breeze's is by far the best that I have had the pleasure of viewing. Great work Breeze!
#205 gc[65796]
fysgr286.sn.umu.se
Thanks Breeze, I enjoyed it a lot.

Keep up the good work.
#206 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[65806]
bc-kam-a53-01-52.look.ca
Way to go.
#207 Taco[65807]
spider-wa042.proxy.aol.com
Just the descriptions of the micro each player used would make this one a ten. Awesome report.
#208 EvilBob[65823]
bob.evil.za.net
Great Job
#209 Eggfoo-young[65826]
r56h136.res.gatech.edu
Luck would have it that the day I check this site after a year of being drowned in other projects and a report like this comes along.

Really interesting to see how far reporting has gotten since I last remember. The days before flash, before flashy pics, and before the report made even a murmor on your speakers seems so far away; however, I am pleased to see that there has been only progress, and it's good to see all that progress be used well. Bravo Mr. Breeze. I appreciate the tastefull use of flash, 3d rendering, etc... The size of the report was a bit much - and there must have been ways to cut down on that, but once everything is downloaded a great presentation indeed.
#210 KilzYall[65949]
atropos3.jf.intel.com
This is the best battle report I have ever read. Even tho i dont read that many =[. Anyways I'm looking forward to the next one because I have played [o]Mr.x and other [episode] members. Thnx gw.
#211 Havoc~wreaker[65967]
cr499310-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com
Not a bad report.......some problems tho....

- only THREE dimensions (U could do better next br)
- have better players
- this game didnt sound very br-worthy
- not enough detail/pics

But aside from that, this report was ok......6.5
#212 Havoc~wreaker[65968]
cr499310-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com
jk, best br on site, no shit.....
#213 -cF-Zen[65977]
54-146.netwurx.net
Breeze that was THE BEST Br ever made :)
thanks for making it and keep up the superb work.
#214 Havoc~wreaker[66052]
kk97-253.kalmar.se
I'm a masturbating sheepfucker (no offence Sheep)
#215 umm[66080]
c166209-a.salem1.or.home.com
iv seen way better reports than this one on this page that haven't gotten 10's why do you people suck so much fucking cock around here?
#216 umm[66081]
c166209-a.salem1.or.home.com
all you NoHunter's people are fucking newbies, why must every br you read be "The best battle report iv ever read!"
fuckin christ you ppl are lame.
#217 KurtCobain[66090]
tide79.microsoft.com
Breeze...

What is your email address?
I would be interested in knowing where you got a 3-d mesh of lost temple. It there a link to it somewhere? Or did you make it yourself :)

Despite a few a-holes in here, I do believe that is one of the best reports I have ever read.

GJ,
Kurt
#218 Kurt[66091]
tide79.microsoft.com
If you dont want your email address to be known, thats cool. Do you think you could email me at jameshan@microsoft.com?

Thx...
#219 Breeze[66105]
212.5.159.16
My e-mail has screwed up, I can't send messages. My UIN is 16322566 anyway

I made the mesh myself though, and it's over 10 MB already...
#220 freeyourmind[66123]
1Cust21.tnt3.broken-arrow.ok.da.uu.net
OMG!! I don't think if I took a year that I could write such a fucking awesome report!! Then again, I've never made a report period. Oh, well maybe someday.

BTW, has anyone seen BW-sux lately? I didn't think so. Hehe, he's playing football and doesnt have time for us anymore. I don't know why, he's not even very good....

Kick ass report!!
10 (if i said anything less I'd be ass-raped about 10.000.000 times, but I mean it)

freeyourmind
#221 Chief Big Bong[66146]
proxy6.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com
wow... that was an incredible report of an awesome game... gj Breeze!
#222 Starookie[66221]
edtn009848.hs.telusplanet.net
Hahahaha! last comment!


god, im such a jerk.


Peaces,
Starookie
#223 MacBeth[66240]
c882539-a.pinol1.sfba.home.com
This is without a doubt, the best battlereport ever made.

Great game with great players and a great reporter. It don't get better than that. I'm not easily impressed but this one had slapping myself.

FANTASTIC JOB
#224 NovaDevil[66262]
h24-70-120-49.cg.shawcable.net
I was wondering, where u get those cool pics? the ones of LT.
#225 NovaDevil[66263]
h24-70-120-49.cg.shawcable.net
I was wondering, where u get those cool pics? the ones of LT.
#226 NovaDevil[66264]
h24-70-120-49.cg.shawcable.net
I was wondering, where u get those cool pics? the ones of LT.
#227 NovaDevil[66265]
h24-70-120-49.cg.shawcable.net
OMG i feel like an idiot i hit add comment 3 times.
#228 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[66267]
139.57.128.243
OMG this is gosu . . . so well done . . .

how did you get those 3-D pics??

AMAZING game . . . wow, absolutely incredible.

You inspired me to go write my br . . . this is truly amazing. You ARE the next YRM. Been waiting a long time for this. Absolutely well done.

10 is not enough. Perfect.
#229 <font color=yellow> |]agomar </font>[66268]
139.57.128.243
Oh, BTW Sp|ne, I wouldn't talk about writing. Your reports are great for their pics . . . not for the incessant and useless swearing, rudeness, and not-funny vulger jokes. The writing here was very good. Sure, there wasn't humour . . . but this game was so good and presented in such a way that humour would seem . . . out of place.

Peace,

-|]agomar
#230 Megalomainac[66356]
adsl-208-190-203-94.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net
Whoa, it took me forever to read all the comments. Anyway, great report. The 3-D models were great and for once, I was given a glimpse of what Starcraft 2 may be like. They were as good as anything that Blizzard could make. and the arrows showing exactly where each attack was was better than any mini-map. The flash movie was absolutely great, and really set the atmosphere. After looking at this report, all that I can say is that I can't wait till game 2.
#231 1st~ides[66376]
c1077624-b.plano1.tx.home.com
That shud not of been a 10 it shudda been a 1[][][]
#232 Yo Hobo[66386]
proxy1-external.indnpls1.in.home.com
Sorry, I can't give it a ten. About half the pictures are missing (broken). Too bad.
#233 EviL~Newbie[66389]
px1ar.ed.wave.shaw.ca
All's i got to say is OMG what an awsome reports i shit myself watching that flash movie thank u cable!!! make more
and i have no clue who nobody is ;)

j/k
#234 ~LifeIsPeachy~[66401]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Poeir: What report do you think genuinly deserves a 10? Seriously I'd like to know, because I really can't think of one that meets your criteria.

Breeze: Godly. Simply godly.
#235 Breeze[66415]
212.5.159.49
Thanks all...

I'm working on Game 2, a bit slower than I wish though.
#236 [:GW:]HeavyArms[66443]
dialin53c-06.ppp.uci.edu
Man...This is Probably the best out of all the reports, very nicely done. Can't wait till game 2 comes out. Oh and never shut down this website cause all the others have and thats pretty sad......... Hopefully i'll learn new strategeis... for now, later dude!
.

#237 I.C.Q. on-crack[67456]
TM-68-250.cable.telemach.net
well... I'd love to say HEY BREEZE, this report is etc... But i won't... enough people praised ya allready... I must say that unlike others, what i loved most were not the pics but the style used. Man, for a moment i believed it was a real battle debriefing at my university (Ur-Anus Tactical and Warfare University)... However, i must dissapoint my master Pkunka, the auto Minimap displayin all is Excelent! Maybe bigger and more detailed in next BR?
BTW, Bulgarian is incredibly like Slovene, i never thought so!!!
#238 Bo_Derrek[67458]
TM-68-250.cable.telemach.net
Good luck on round two. We're all with ya!
#239 Archbishop Camille[67459]
TM-68-250.cable.telemach.net
Hmmmm... too many pics.... i got cable, but i hate the idea of cutting the text of this quality with pics.... besides, the main idea is to make readers "see" the battle like it happened, so a pic or two might help sometimes, but building 3d models and flash? What's the point, the highest score is 10 anyway!
#240 Breeze[67468]
ppp10-varna.bulnet.com
Archbishop... I don't work on that scale, I have my own... I give myself a 7 so far ;(

And you're right, pics and animations are totally unnecessary in a report, I do them just because I like to do them... And I make people download them :( that's good critics, thanks. I am going to try and make my next report easier to download.

About the minimap - there is something interesting I have planned, but it won't be introduced in my next report.
#241 wjapow!![67638]
rm03-24-131-186-161.ce.mediaone.net
make breeze a fuckin HoFer just for this shit
#242 [XTaZY]Kinetism[67658]
212.116.159.3
I waiting for second game
#243 Snork~Dimmy[67669]
per-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au
ummm last??
#244 Leon Grayford, Jr.[67680]
TM-68-250.cable.telemach.net
Ekhm! You might ask me why pick this BR to whine, but i chose it 'cause many people read it and many more will (or at least should).

--MESSAGE TO ALL YA MORONS!--

Stop being nerdy and posting 1st!!! messages like a 10 year old kid racin' 'round the corner with his friends! When you come here, you are expected to read, contemplate and enjoy a well written BR (in this case particularly)! If then you still feel that urge to post your stupid FIRST!!!!, then go ahead, be a boron!

well... i should've feel better now, but i really don't 'cause i know too well they (you know who) don't even read that far....

sigh...

Great one breeze... Keep 'em commin'!
#245 Leon Grayford, Jr.[67681]
TM-68-250.cable.telemach.net
Btw, LAST....

...for now
#246 <font color=Yellow>Machine</font>[67684]
adsl-78-149-155.cae.bellsouth.net
Not much more you can do with a report without a DB to pull from. Try to design a dynamic engine that will allow you to create reports like that easily, and I will hail you.

Good job by the way. Gosu even.

Carpe Diem
Machine
#247 [67685]
adsl-78-149-155.cae.bellsouth.net
Its easy to grab others peoples image fox. Try it sometime.
#248 <font color=Cornflowerblue>Machine</font>[67686]
adsl-78-149-155.cae.bellsouth.net
Of course, its not too easy to grab an image if all you use is WYSIWYG apps for your pages. Later.
#249 Me[70117]
c321156.extern.lawrenceville.org
I agree with #250 about screaming #1!!!!!

Uh, #255!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, nice report!
#250 Drexel...[71728]
p3E9BC4BA.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
hell does a better report exist?
#251 mattkid[73021]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
nice report







last
#252 james[74033]
spider-wi071.proxy.aol.com
i like to have sex
#253 MrPimp[82176]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Kick ass report
#254 BOBBY357[82755]
spider-wa024.proxy.aol.com
BREEZE>>>>>>>>GOD
#255 TheInsaneRedToad[83541]
ool-18bf1607.dyn.optonline.net
Dude this report was real good awsome music & introduction nice job keep up the good work
#256 <font color="green">}DraginslayeR{</font>[92316]
A080-1096.NYCM.splitrock.net
124 & 174
#257 Cearas[93158]
proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au
Last.
#258 livingexception[93600]
spider-tm034.proxy.aol.com
Owned
#259 Breeze[98775]
62.176.93.129
Omg... for some reason I decided to read my own report after so much time. That game was the greatest thriller I ever saw, I still remember some of the battles very clearly, also how I was feeling while watching
#260 EMS[108616]
nabrown.vassar.edu
Breeze will you PLEASE teach me html, omfg this owned,

EMS
#261 BadManner[111747]
ws90.lvjusd.k12.ca.us
Thank You Breeze .
#262 adrenaling[116042]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
breeze, teach me 3D graphics. i suck at that. then tell me how to get 10s on all my reports. ;)
#263 ligucis_a[139419]
194.8.3.98
hi! I am from Latvia!
#264 Моо[143104]
silver.ma3x.net
Мооо! Ъоур реport owns men :)
#265 Artorus[143133]
bbcache-13.singnet.com.sg
Can we see the replay?? ;) PLEASE??
#266 rigbieys[144848]
bbcache-13.singnet.com.sg
Me too.


21/8/2003
#267 Maniak[146001]
nat1.telecom.lt
very nice job Breeze,thx
#268 Sonny[160542]
mariyana.vladislavovo.org
Ei ai edno na edno az shte sum zerg
#269 Sonny[160544]
mariyana.vladislavovo.org
ssssss
#270 Convider[163348]
74.12.121.184
This report transcends and defies the rating system, any attempt to define it's sheer pwnage with a number is just sacrilege.

That said, a new category should be created for keywording BRs: "Godly."
#271 Raider[165182]
connect20.salliemae.com
Heh, fun reading these reports now--such outdated tactics from the Z.



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