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#1 SCV~007[64665]
t4o957p51.telia.com
Ahh...now I understand..hehe

1st again

#2 CraX[64666]
dialups-9.palmer.mtaonline.net
i am a man of amny words... and for this report i have but one, and it is "awsome"


CraX


#3 DivvyO[64669]
162.119.232.100
Now that was a nice report. Joey Lawrence owns us all. Start up the church of Joey. We all love Joey. Joey is a god. Joey is a role model. Send me your money (in the name of Joey of course).

Div

#4 Wangsonn[64683]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
gw i loved it
#5 Baal_66[64713]
gw2.christopherosschule.bs.de.bcc-ip.net
5th
#6 [64716]
208.247.89.48
hmm, great report. You did a good job catching all the action yet again.

One small point on your analysis of our attack on Nobody that was "uncoordinated"... It actually wasn't as uncoordinated as it first appeared. Even though my lurkers got wasted pretty quickly, they served to draw Nobo's defense away from his choke, thus making it easier for Fox to make it up the ramp. Also, if I'd sent the lurkers in at the same time as all those marines I would have been more of a hindrance then a help. Lurkers do friendly fire and all Fox had was infantry. My hope was to get the lurks to Nobo's mineral line and burrow them safely while Fox did the damage up front. Alas, it was not to be as my lurkers took to much damage and were killed off too quickly... :(

Anyway, it was a damned enoyable game although I was really pissed about losing on my birthday. Oh well, at least I won the first game... :)

Anyway, good job again Spuzz. Lot's of good writing, good pics and I can tell you put a helluva a lot of work into this. Even though I lost, I guess I can still find it within my heart to give you a 10... :-)

Cheers,
Dref








#7 [64720]
inehou-pxy05.compaq.com
Wow this was a great game. Yeah I am 0-2 at this point, but did have the high score. Which is a lesson to you 2on2 players out there. Teamwork is better then just having the better individual stats. I don’t think that Dref and I communicated very well when we attacked. They were not done very well and weren’t that effective, when on the other hand, Dr.Z and Nobo did a great job. I think that also me being down not having Nobo on my team made me feel bad.

I remember a recent game where nobo and I were on the same team. We both had toss and held our ramps and I teched to goon/reaver, and nobo teched to zealot/temp. We attacked POA with 1 archon, 1 reaver, 1 templar, 1 DT, goons, and zealots. POA was WTIFOU(@#*$ every toss unit vs zerg. GG. But the Fox will not be denied in the next game……… or will he? =[

Details, Pics, comedy, be more like the guys that played in the Game, NOBO, BANE, DREF, DRZ, Spuzz = godly writer.

10

Fox^1









#8 Dr.Zchivago[64721]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Wow, what a treat to see today.
I had no idea these would turn out so well, Spuzz. Excellent stuff<i>!!!</i>

You captured that game well. It was a pretty crazy game from my standpoint. Heh, that "Nice" that nobo gave me was due to a templar I sacrificed to get a storm off on Fox's mineral only in the center of the map. It was before my reavers came in.
Rock on, Primus!

These were so cool. I can't wait to read the next one. I forgot what happened! =P

-Dr.Z


#9 Elderik[64726]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Damn, good report! Even a novice like me can easily understand what went on. Not to mention the Great alt text and suprise joey and olson twin picks. Funny references gave this report satirical edge. Ownage!
Uh, have I kissed enough ass yet?


Elderik

#10 Testosterone[64729]
mkc-31-246-107.kc.rr.com
awesome, u spent time on this report and it shows, the pics were good the writing was excellent, but the science fiction theatre did it for me, 10
#11 ::nobody::[64741]
dt0110nd9.san.rr.com
Spuzz you OWN!!

What a GREAT report!!! You obviously put a lot of time and effort into this and it shows :) Good job on capturing all the detail in such a complicated game :D

And gosu for both terrans having the high score!
GO TERRANS :D

terran > all!!

kek that was a fuuuuun game.
cant wait for game 3! (i cant even remember it :P)

10

ciao!
Nobo
#12 Dr_Donut[64782]
proxy1-external.lusvil1.ky.home.com
An alt text all to myself, hehe.

Good job on the report, now get to work on part 3 and be on bnet more!
#13 CynicalMagician[64789]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
very very impressive spuzz. The game was obviously very intense, and I didn't know who was going to win til the end, except that I thoguht that maybe fox and nobo would ally out of spite.

The only thing I have to say is that I found the pic borders to be a little big, and that the font was annoying (i dont like times new roman). friggin impressive though.
-CM
#14 SqueakyMonkey[64791]
osh1-7f7.twcny.rr.com
<i>"Steamed, I've beans!"</i>


10
#15 SqueakyMonkey[64792]
osh1-7f7.twcny.rr.com
<i>"Steamed, I've beans!"</i>


10
#16 Squeaky[64793]
osh1-7f7.twcny.rr.com
Oops, sorry.
#17 Keltikite[64851]
63.147.37.254
Wow nice report! I especially like the little scrolly-wheel mouse tidbits!! thank you thank you thank you!! Now I am a scrolly-wheel mouse master!!
#18 exactly[64854]
B102-10.PNBF.splitrock.net
This report rocked, good job.
#19 _HiGheR_[64858]
d119024.dtk.chello.nl
are there coming more reports like this, spuzz?
#20 Spuzz[64896]
jfsn-01-205.dialup.netins.net
Hehe, thanks for all the comments, guys. Not to mention nice ratings. :) This was such a fun game to watch and report! I'm sorry it took so darn long to get it out, but I wanted to make sure I got it right.

Drefsab, about the "uncoordinated" attack...
I totally see what you are talking about. I had always thought the way to use Lurkers was to let them sneak in while the defences are engaged with a distraction. I forgot about the friendly fire, and you're right, the ramp would have been too crowded to allow several Lurkers to squeeze through it if Fox^1 had started the fight.

However, the "Damn, I thought you were with me" statement does say <i>something</i>...:). I think that if anything, Fox^1 was a bit late in attacking (due to the fact that he wasn't there yet) and thus he could not provide the backup your Lurkers needed. If the whole thing had gone of perfectly, ::nobody:: would have been forced to fight two enemies at once. Unfortunatley, it didn't work out that way--and ::nobody:: survived.

Anyway, thanks for the comments, guys. This was the second of a 3 game series. Unfortunatley, I have a BIG concern about Game 3...I haven't started writing it up yet and I may have some real-life factors that will not allow me to finish it. In fact, my internet access will probably be gone! I'm going to try like a mother to write up Game 3 while I can, but I'm not sure I'll get it done! :(

::nobody:: and Dr.Zchivago:
Even though you don't remember now, I bet a million dollars that when you start reading Game 3 (If I get it posted) you will be like OH YEAH. Hehe, there is something that happened during the game that should make it stand out a bit...:D

At any rate, thanks again to everyone for all the comments! And thanks for reading!

Spuzz
#21 Drefsab (no code yet)[64929]
rliv128.infocom.com
Yeah, its been a long time since I played that game. We had the right idea. I think I just got too far ahead of Fox or something. Another thing I've remembered is that I was getting grumpy because it was waaaayyy past my bedtime... ;-)

I'm not in game 3 am I? I don't remember.

Cheers,
Dref
#22 CynicalMagician[64935]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
just looking at this, why on earth doesn't it have more comments? the average reader should be all over a report that has a perfect 10 at this point....
#23 [64965]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
Great work.
#24 Spuzz[64974]
jfsn-02-120.dialup.netins.net
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

OMG

OMG

YourRoleModel gave me a 10???

OMG

I'm delerious...

OMG


Spuzz
#25 Spuzz[64975]
jfsn-02-120.dialup.netins.net
Uh, P.S., Drefsab, you had to go to bed after the second game, so you aren't in the third. Heh.

Spuzz
#26 Dr_Donut[64979]
proxy1-external.lusvil1.ky.home.com
I think it's because it's a long weekend and people are out of town. Why else wouldn't they jump all over a ten?
#27 SCV~007[64988]
t5o57p18.telia.com
Great report!

I like the your angle, to focus on the players' teamwork. You still reported the game itself in a very good way I think. Definately worth a 10 all around.

Oh and +4 for the Karatekid joke..so the rating should be 14 :P
#28 Phobos_ColZ[64997]
spider-th073.proxy.aol.com
This report owned. Did you use a program or write it in Notepad? In any case, this report was massive, and massivly good.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#29 SlingsNArrows[65001]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Very pretty pics. Good detail on game etc... but you tried to be funny an awful lot.. and in my opinion failed often. That cluttered things up a lot and sorta.. bugged me. so I'm gonna verge with popular opinion here and say 8. Keep it coming tho
#30 Sonneillon[65003]
tsdlsk01d01010113.sk.sympatico.ca
Great stuff Spuzz. You already know I'm a huge fan. Specially little Billy the obnoxious Zergling.

10.
#31 Limp_Bizkit666[65004]
la-ip-102-201.dynamic.ziplink.net
hmmm, was the other one erased?

cause i'm sure i've commented but now it's gone..

grapes...

keke, oh well, you pretty bastard. you once again awes us with pretty pics and a nice written BR...

greeat job, spuzz

keep it up and make us another BR.. but make it funny! yeah!

we wanna see a 10-caliber report with some humor! yeah!

byeya
#32 Talon[65014]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
inster mad props here
#33 JarickCWAL[65015]
129.15.111.190
Blarg!

*high rating position*

(lame joke involving unconsensual male sex)

(self-congratulation on being so funny)

(actual, happy commenting on the BR)

(salutation)

(senseless sig)
#34 WarLeaderJustin[65028]
spider-tf063.proxy.aol.com
Repeat comments 1-33 and you get my drift too. Exclude questions, however, since I have none. 100%.

-WLJ
#35 T_Mac[65050]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-256.look.ca
test
#36 [65051]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-256.look.ca
weeee, no more impersonating :)
#37 Testosterone[65087]
mkc-31-246-107.kc.rr.com
again good report............
......
(HAPPY NOBODY) ;)
#38 Jesse[65121]
we-24-130-102-231.we.mediaone.net
Spuzz is mt hero. Scooter is cool.
#39 GammaRayBurst[65152]
q.ssl.berkeley.edu
Wow, this report was amazing! Unbelievably long, especially for a 2v2. And the images were real nice, capturing the flow of the game very well.

Very deserving of the ratings it got. It kind of reminds me of a Sp|ne report, because of the huge length and great game.

Anyway, real nice!

-GRB
#40 Bazooka_Bob_007[65158]
spider-tn032.proxy.aol.com
The next time I see the name "Spuzz" on the front page im going to instantley go to it.You are the man my friend.Not everybody gets to have an all time great playerl like Dr_Donut post on his BR.Well I hope I see you in channel "ND" some time.Dont stop the writen.hehe
#41 ~ZC~K@O$[65164]
spider-tp061.proxy.aol.com
great br, when did it come out?? i think that there would be more comments if someone wrote bout it on da news part. I usually only read br's that are talked about in the news part, unless i'm bored and want to read something, theni just click on the top br of da list. Oh yah, i'm supposed to be talkin bout the br, =). i liked all da side comments, and the olson twin movies, rofl, great reading.

Peace
-KaoS
#42 MonoxideChild01[65189]
171.reno-01-02rs16rt.nv.dial-access.att.net
MST3K REFERENCE!! YOU RULZ!! =) Nice BR...long...and your comment about hoping my god-forsaken dial-up modem dies...cable b4 2001 begins...until then...BEING ABLE TO SHOWER AND TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK WHILE YOUR BR LOADS IS NOT FUNNY!...did toss ever upgrade? GG and Good BR.
#43 Spuzz[65192]
jfsn-02-114.dialup.netins.net
Heh, thanks again for the comments, fellas. It's so rewarding to see that people read the damn thing.

Phobos: Nothing but straight-up Wordpad for me. Makes it kind of meticulous but I don't have an HTML program thingy.

Jesse: Oh my gosh, you've read some of my other reports, haven't you? :D Heh, no matter what happens to any Drones during a game, Scooter will NOT die. Haha! I love 'im!

SlingsNArrows: Sorry about the cluttered stuff. I know what a turn-off it is when someone is trying too hard to be funny... :(

Spuzz
#44 [65212]
208.196.35.239
Hey Spuzz, if you're really gosu you will you Notepad. I swear by Notepad for my BR writing.

Cheers,
Dref
#45 Spuzz[65220]
jfsn-01-190.dialup.netins.net
Drefsab,

Heh, ok. I didn't even realize there was a difference between Notepad and Wordpad. I'll use Notepad for Game 3 and see how well it works. :)

Spuzz
#46 SCV~007[65233]
t5o957p49.telia.com
Are you posting more parts of this??

(We want more, We want more, We want more )
#47 Bazooka_Bob_007[65782]
spider-mtc-tc014.proxy.aol.com
Dont stop the shinning.
#48 Spuzz[65815]
jfsn-01-239.dialup.netins.net
Darn it, part three is coming really s-l-o-w...

But I'm workin on it!

spuzz
#49 Fractal_Wave[66593]
24.65.12.23.bc.wave.home.com
sexy

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#50 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[67006]
webcache.BrockU.CA
YA FOX WTG YAAA GG WOOO!

oh wait . . . he died.

Um, YAY, GG ZCHIVAGO, WOOHOO!!!

great br ( aside from the child porno )!

Well done! Hope to see more brs from you!







#51 Burn~[Dw][68509]
static-44.dialnetwork.pavilion.co.uk
I have read many br's in my time as a gosu sc player:)
and i must say this tops the list as "Greatest Br Ever".
Impresive graphic's and humor that perfecly complements the game. Some rather insightful ideas and general "great readin".
Keep up the good work.
too bad the tip about posseive grammer was no use =[


10 easy.^^
#52 Bazooka_Bob_007[70895]
spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com
I think ill just keep posting on this even though it has been off the main page for like a month now.
#53 Bazooka_Bob_007[70896]
spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com
I wonder if anyone will notice that i have benn posting on here for no aparent reason. :^)
#54 Bazooka_Bob_007[70897]
spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com
Is it just me or is Spuzz a real Jerkass!
#55 Spuzz[71799]
jfsn-01-187.dialup.netins.net
Ahahaha Bob, you spamming pooper. :)

Spuzz
#56 Bazooka_Bob_007[80463]
spider-tn072.proxy.aol.com
hehe my sinster plot has been found
#57 [113689]
StCatherines-ppp109165.sympatico.ca
yeah? YOU suck.

anyway, awesome br.
#58 'SlayerS_BoXeR'[118445]
203.36.248.15
I am GOSU
#59 SlayerS_'BoxeR'[118446]
203.36.248.15
no u are chobo,
I am gosu!
also elky soooo ugly -- why come korea
red ... afro bm !
so smell breath! ... no girlfriend.... ugly.... go home france...
G G



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