"Even though I don't have sound, I could sort of hear the groaning and "neawraoungh" of drones, so it was nice to be back to Zerg. "
-.Praetor
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| #1 ::Lexx::[64341] | | AKCF1.xtra.co.nz | First!!
Sorry nobo i di not mean to copy your :: thingy, but i was runnin out of names to try for bnet (it keeps wiping my scores) | | #2 ha![64344] | | dial51.b1.tnt2.lax.ca.freei.net | | 2nd | | #3 SqueakyMonkey[64354] | | osh1-7a5.twcny.rr.com | This was well written and pretty funny, but it was WAY too short. I love playing against idiots on CS. Once while playing Assault I was called a camper every round until the lamer was kicked.
It goes like this. I was a CT, and in the second round we found ourselves being pelted by fire from up on top of the warehouse. Being the smarty-man person that I am, I climb up the ladder near the truck onto the roof, and 'lo, there be the golden lamer himself raining death and destruction with a fiery Mac 10.
Someone got him, but I decided to cover my men in the next round. I purchase a scout and scuttle up the ladder, crouch, and wait. After ten seconds, a head pops up, and I remove it. Not him. Ok, another ten seconds pass, and a grenade flies up, out of the vent, and then...back down into the vent. *BOOM*
Out climbs the lamer himself, now down to a remarkable 26 hp. I cleanly remove his head, and the round ends.
"SQUEAKY, YOU FUCKIN CAMPER MOTHERFUCKER PEICE OF SHIT, COME DOWN AND FIGHT LIKE A REAL MAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Next round, I take his head off as he comes out of the vent. And again after that. And again after that.
"YOU FUCKING CHEATER CAMPER! YOU CHEAT!"
This continued till the admin got sick of it and kicked him. | | #4 jeezumcrow[64398] | | svweba04.statestreet.com | lol this was great to read hehe and squeakymonkey's game was just as funny hehe.
| | #5 Shepherd[64416] | | cm-24-161-50-58.nycap.rr.com | | Ouch, Squeaky. LOL, Squeaky. How more lame that guy can get? =) | | #6 ::nobody::[64444] | | dt0110nd9.san.rr.com | kek at least the :: got me to read it :D
i played CS once and i was so bad it wasnt even funny :P
good report :)
first non-gold report ive commented on in a LONG time :)
ciao!
Nobo | | #7 Vegita of Pooh[64478] | | host69-121.iwbc.net | QUAKE 3 OWNZ U
<font size="20">^_^</font>
I can't wait til Navy Seals comes out, it'll kick CS's ass half way back to life (half life, get it =D)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! | | #8 SqueakyMonkey[64479] | | osh1-7a5.twcny.rr.com | Cool stuff to do on JeepAThon2k:
<h3>Guaranteed Win.</h3>
DId you know that if you're a terrorist, you can flatten the hostages and now be penalized for it? It's cool, just hop in your redneck mobile, round up those hostages, and go a squishing! Best yet, you don't lose any money, and the CT's don't win! Another cool thing to do is drive over the bomb site, plant the C4 (while still in the car), and then drive away! If you can get the truck stuck in a wall, the CT scum can't win!
<h3>Gang Wars.</h3>
Only pistols, everyone piles into the trucks, and see who can kill who faster. To make things a little more interesting, add shotguns/ AK's.
<h3>Truck Art.</h3>
Use the trucks to make sculptures, try to land them on friends/ enemies. Try to get them stuck together.
<h3>Jousting.</h3>
No one kills each other on this one...yet. One player from each team gets into their respective trucks. Each buys an AWP. Get the trucks a good distance apart and have them facing each other. A ref says go, and both trucks fly towards each other. The can't steer left or right, just drive forward. Whoever can snipe the other guy first wins!
Sorry if this qualifies as spam, I'm really bored. | | #9 SqueakyMonkey[64480] | | osh1-7a5.twcny.rr.com | | Wow, the H3 header size is much bigger than I though it was. Sorry. | | #10 |Viper|[64507] | | spider-to067.proxy.aol.com | I'll go with my CS name here, nice report, but yes a little short. Ahh the games where newbs accuse you of cheating.. there's nothing like it. you are 18/6 and they are 3/12 and they accuse you of hacking/headshot scripts.. but like i say, Shitty players accuse good players of hacking, and it's true, not once have I been accused by someone with a decent frag score..
Hey Squeak, me vs you, and we'll battlereport it.. on err dust would be easy since it'sa fairly small well know map. Lexx join the fun, I still want to get a game going of BR.com peeps on CS.. who's up for it? respond here or e-mail me GHolder79@aol.com
yes AOL roxor! best connections!
DFA/|Viper| | | #11 [ApS][64712] | | tnii-sto3-wc01.telenordia.se | | CS own starcraft up your asses!!! |
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