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#1 [LoR]-Punisher[64229]
ktce1.156ce.singa.pore.net
1st Comment!!!
Nice br.:) I would give it a 8 or 9.
Dr.Z Ru|z!!

#2 _HiGheR_[64230]
d119024.dtk.chello.nl
Damn, second =(
#3 Wangsonn[64233]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
hahahhahaha the sailor moon chick was beside dref's name. lmao
#4 Wangsonn[64234]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Fox got Sephiroth GO FOX!!!
#5 Templar569[64236]
168.168.234.161
Really good report! The pics were copious and cool, the alt-text was pretty funny, and the "booby-trapped" gifs were good for a chuckle, although I *do* believe that Joey Lawrence is the Anti-Christ, IIRC. :)

Great job!

#6 `~DarKnight~'[64240]
A080-0383.NYCM.splitrock.net
how the hell does the comments start at 4?
nice report
78%
haha wlj


#7 `~DarKnight~'[64242]
A080-0383.NYCM.splitrock.net
oh screw it, it refreshed the right way.
#8 TheDroneMiester[64243]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Woo woo! The person that created my new SC style got Sephiroth! Yeah!! Sephiroth owns!!! Fox ownz!!! LoL, bane got Goku(lol DBZ...) and ::noboy:: got Chrono, weeee! Oh a mr Ling banger gets sailor moon. rofl. Nice report, too bad bane died.


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#9 Sonneillon[64244]
tsdlsk01d01010140.sk.sympatico.ca
Spuzz, before I read one your reports... I always bring a pail into my room, and turn up Mozart, really, really loud. Then, I start reading. The pail is as a precaution in case I puke laughing. I absolutely love your sarcastic writing style.

Not quite as good as HardDrive99 though. HardDrive99 > YOU!

Oh, and I am going to be making fun of you in a report k? Glad I told you before you could yell at me. Great stuff.

10.





#10 [64246]
z131.codenet.net
Sephiroth owns. I could care less about the BR. Fox as Sephiroth = ownage.

J/K The Battle Report was great, I did really well with my goons that game, I feel bad though, cause I should have noticed bane's troop count and sent come zealots to help at his choke. I let my partner down. SORRY BANE!!!!!!!! But oh well.

Fox^1



#11 SlingsNArrows[64248]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
heh, good report :o) I'll bet poa wants me to release my report of him and talon... since it is DONE. but I won't ;o)
#12 Bloodcry[64249]
kch-cache5.jaring.my
More more more.

Loved the Goku thingy and sephiroth. That itself should give the BR a 10.

excellent stuff.

More more more.







#13 ++FalCon++[64250]
ip101.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
hehe why does Dref chose sailor moon :p
#14 SCV~007[64251]
t5o57p19.telia.com
Good work...next part ASAP please
#15 garett[64257]
spider-tl053.proxy.aol.com
this was funnier than that time when i tripped some 6th grader and his shoe flies off which i promptly kick into a classroom
#16 [64264]
adsl-78-142-239.atl.bellsouth.net
Fox that was hardly ur fault :P

Good report Spuzz. Game sucked though :(
#17 [64270]
as530055.infocom.com
First of all, just to clear things up, I am a Drefsbian and I happen to think pink skirts are cute so leave me alone... ;-)

Spuzz, this was great. The MST3K reference had me rolling. Great job capturing the game too. That goddam goon micro had me uttering a few choice cuss words at the screen. I don't know how I could have forgotten ling speed.

One thing though... you didn't make Fox out to be the royal pain in the ass that he really was. There were a couple of minutes there when Fox was pushing towards Dr. Z where I was thinkin' "Shit, I'm gonna get reported losing in a 2v1." Fox's goon macro/micro was great and if we hadn't caught Bane early, I can honestly say that the game could have been very different.

Anyway, awesome report Spuzz. If I decide to rate this, I will give it a 9... :-)

Cheers,
Dref

P.S. Nice job pulling that reaver out of your ass and using it Dr. Z ;-)
#18 GammaRayBurst[64273]
dnai-216-15-61-236.cust.dnai.com
Nice report Spuzz. When I say the matchup I was thinking, oh boy, this is gonna be a one-sided game (No offense Dr.Z & Dref, Fox and Bane are _good_ :P) AND THEN... Way to go Dref and Z. Heh, the writing and pics were nice too.

-GRB
#19 Limp_Bizkit666[64277]
cerebus.smc.edu
i'm drefebian too..

enuf said, i think..

byeya

p.s-bad game.. =[
#20 ::nobody::[64282]
dt0110nd9.san.rr.com
OOH nice report Spuzz!!

I WANT GAME 2 & 3! im in them :D

Spuzz this report was ownage, although i still dont understand how fox was beat! 2v1 is usually a cake walk for the fox :D

ciao!
Nobo
#21 Admiral Ingram[64306]
24.26.221.46
Hey the Dr guy was the bad guy on the old mega man games right.
#22 Dr.Zchivago[64330]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Haha, that was great<i>!!!</i>

I see some bad game comments, but I tell ya, Fox had some MAD, <i>MAD</i> goon dancing going on.

Heh, I hear ya GRB. Yay to me and Dref!

=)

-Dr.Z
#23 Spuzz[64391]
jfsn-01-237.dialup.netins.net
Heh, thanks for all the comments, guys. I'm sorry it took so freaking long for me to get this out. :P The second game is about 95% finished and should be posted within a few days.

I haven't even started work on the third game. :0

Sonneillon: Hehe, I can't wait to see what you write about me! :D And, uh...I've never been told that I make someone puke from laughing...thanks?


Oh yeah, and yes, that was Dr. Wily from the MegaMan games.

Spuzz
#24 shameless[64433]
spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com
who is spuzz? i liked the BR...its really YRMesque, with a splash of Dref. Nice combination, but remember to include witty remarks in your pallete.

bon chance

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#25 WarLeaderJustin[64450]
spider-tn031.proxy.aol.com
A really great battle report.

I give it a 100% for being well written, finely detailed, and a distinct and enjoyable sense of humor and professionalism.

-WLJ
#26 Sexy^Oragutang[65199]
spider-tk043.proxy.aol.com
that was hella tight.
A+
#27 filb12[68729]
we-24-130-102-231.we.mediaone.net
Every time I read a Spuzz report I find something new that is very funny. And also every time anyone reads a Spuzz report an angel gets its wings.
"Turn the page,wash your hands"
#28 filb12[68730]
we-24-130-102-231.we.mediaone.net
btw this and that post above are on 10/3/00



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