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#1 SCV~007[58473]
t2o57p38.telia.com
Those pics didn't take very long to load I noticed..good. This one took me way longer to make than my first two. Hope you enjoy it!

SCV~007

#2 Dialtone_[58477]
athe530-p222.otenet.gr
#2
#3 wangsonn[58479]
fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWNAGE BABY OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4 [58483]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
I really liked this it was a long game. You had quality pics, and good writing. But it didn't grasp me. Unsure why. Maybe you didn't have the good compliment of pics to text, or your writing could have been a little more spicy.
Great report! :D

8

Fox^1




#5 CrazyTheFirebat[58484]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
LOL wang, GW on winning that. Proves your Toss = GOSU!!!
#6 Ain_Soph[58485]
1Cust43.tnt53.dfw5.da.uu.net
I'm not a one night stand damnit!!
#7 wangsonnn[58486]
fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
hehe crazy
#8 Shepherd[58488]
cm-24-161-50-145.nycap.rr.com
Gee. . . my first br that hosts me. Wow. That's a honor. I thought the game sucked so much that it didn't worth a BR, but. . .SCV~007, you did great job despite our flops. yeah. . .that nuke sucked, but I wanna a revenge vs turtle terran, and I helped wangsonn kill tterran by using dmatrix on his scouts. . .I just wanna teal out of there, even though I knew that I"m losing badly.
#9 SCV~007[58495]
t2o57p38.telia.com
Fox^1

Thanks for the kind words :)
I put alot of work on the pics and I think they came out well.

I think the thing you are unsure of is my writing. Since I'm swedish I have a hard time with the language even though I get top grades in english.

The grammar isn't the problem but the lack of words are. I can't describe battles and other interresting things as good as you other godly reporters (huk), but I'm working on it.

Hope I get some more ratings too.

And to Ain_Soph: Yes you are you slap bitch.. (said with a gentle voice as if to a crying child)












#10 [58496]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
I read it again and still can't believe that wangsonn dominated =| j/k Wang you own me =[

Fox^1

#11 WarLeaderJustin[58497]
spider-wq013.proxy.aol.com
This owned. How come I KNEW Wang was going to win when I saw his name for the FFA?

+50% because of Wang
+20% because of different map besides LT. (Like that would've been possible, but still, it's different!)
+20% because this fucking owned.

<center><img "13"><font color="yellow">90%





#12 wangsonn[58499]
fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
LOL FOX I've never came close to beating you. I havent even destroyed one of your buildings before...
#13 Eradicate~Me[58500]
spider-tj063.proxy.aol.com
Figures Wang is gosu :P

Good BR though, but i will always like the 4 chapter novel written by dref :P

~Erad
#14 Dialtone_[58501]
athe530-p222.otenet.gr
SCV~007 is my hero :)
#15 Breeze[58502]
213.177.1.250
Wow!!! =]
Great graphic design, there are some battlereporters that are good at picture editing but they have no taste, that's not the case with you... excellent

And the text was fine, I enjoyed it... You know I have the same problem with my english... many people won't notice it's not my own language, but I just don't know enough words and phrases... I feel like this cripples me and probably you feel the same way too =[

Anyway this is a 9 report I think...
#16 Psi-Channeler[58505]
7.pittsburgh-05rs-pa-norfolk-15rs.va.dial-access.att.net
nice BR, cool game. Colored names would have helped the flow though =/

8
Psi
#17 garett[58509]
cdm64-157.tyler.net
wow the little penised cock smoker won, =[
#18 wangsonn[58510]
fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
garett...
#19 Sonneillon[58512]
tsdlsk01d0101019.sk.sympatico.ca
Hi Gayrett. How are you doing Gayrett? You are gay today? That's good.

And in other news, impressive report 007. The only thing that irked me was the names weren't color coded! Ack! In a FFA report, the names <b>must</b> be color coded!

Still around 8-9 though.
#20 Penis[58521]
hlfx22-31.ns.sympatico.ca
heehehehehe
#21 CynicalMagician[58531]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
After reading this report, I totally need to post my ultra gosu FFA build orders. I've got one for terran and 1 for toss, but unfortunately I don't have one for zerg yet. It's hard to be gay really fast with zerg fast.


Anyway, I liked the report. I love polaris too. Here are a couple tips from me:

1) Use coloured names.
2) Use more minimap updates.
3) Use your wit and come up with more lines like, "Flying Ketchup" and "Turn based SC". That was great, I laughed out loud.

HTH
-CM
#22 Tosp[58533]
spider-wn042.proxy.aol.com
How do you save screenshots?
#23 Napoleic[58535]
pntn02m05-114.bctel.ca
Great br man. I really enjoyed it and I thought your writing was great. Turn Based Sc... LOL!

Tosp: print screen (look where F13 would go)
#24 BW-six[58562]
spider-wl024.proxy.aol.com
Color names please. It really detracts from the report. Not the best game either, especially when T_mac's gay influence was there.

7
BW-sux
#25 BW-sux[58563]
spider-wl024.proxy.aol.com
grrr... I type like a drunk tonight.

BW-sux
#26 +InsAnE+[58575]
ip35.saskatoon3.dialup.canada.psi.net
that was awesome so awesome and CraZy when did u change ur name to CraZytheFirebat?????
#27 <img "http://www.geocities.com/Wisest_Yoda/files/kosher_man.jpgf">[58577]
clt25-88-166.carolina.rr.com
gj i give it a 9
#28 <b><img "http://www.geocities.com/Wisest_Yoda/files/kosher_man.jpgf"></b>[58578]
clt25-88-166.carolina.rr.com
hmmm
#29 Vegita of Pooh[58579]
host86-33.iwbc.net
hmmm, good report. Didn't take very long to load though, like 7 minutes on my 36k.

There was something I didn't really like about it, most likely your writing style because I had a really hard time paying attention, and then I just eventually looked at the pics and skipped the text. Must be the mood I'm in, or something. Because there's some reports where I just get hooked and can read the entire thing. But I dunno, I'm weird or something, I'll try and read over it again in a minute or so.
#30 Carni{HeRo}[58584]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
GW wang. You the man. Who's your hero baby!?!? Anyway, Hostile should have that BR of me vs Activus! out soon. Hope he does the game justice.
#31 Hornper[58611]
indy.eagle.y.se
Wooohoo, det finns fler svenskar ute i bw-världen!!
(translated) Wooohooo, There are more swedes out there in the bw world!
and GW to the report dude=)
#32 SCV~007[58613]
t4o57p98.telia.com
Thanks everyone..

About those not-very-colorised names. I thought about it and then decided to try without it. I actually planned to post a question on the forum which model everyone prefer, with or without.

I think from now on I'll use it when there are more than 2 players.

Hornper: Ja det verkar finnas fler svenskar hehe.(Translation: I'm not going to translate this you non-swedish morons out there =)
#33 Hornper[58614]
indy.eagle.y.se
hehe, De e rätt, låt dom grubblar över vad vi skriver =P
#34 TelepathicSheep[58618]
56K-005.MaxTNT2.pdq.net
Great report 007.Thank god you didn't name it"how to rape sheep".I should've made a queen's nest about 12 mutas ago,but instead I waited for those 12 more mutas to hatch=(.
#35 wangsonn[58626]
fcs01gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
Yeah carni that was the best game I've watched. SOON HOSTILE!!!!!!!
#36 Shepherd[58630]
cm-24-161-50-2.nycap.rr.com
Heck, TelepathicSheep,

I'm really glad that he didn't name it "how to rape entire pasture with sheeps and the shepherd."
#37 Kami_Bum[58633]
spider-mtc-tc062.proxy.aol.com
wangsonn owns at ffa(especially terran on winter conquest)

Cyn: Here's one of my favorite zerg BO for ffa. 12 hydra drops...works on land too.
not sure on exact, but...

OL on 8
Hatch in main at 9/10
Pool ~11
Gas ~11
Den ~14
Lair (second hatch will finish about now)
Hydras and drops for Ovie
get speed as you are dropping. I like to do a lot of these 5+ per 10 minutes. Drop behind minerals, doesn't work so well against terran tank/bunk cc defense.
#38 Bane[58736]
ifitl-214-101-169.atl.bellsouth.net
I agree with Fox on this one. 8 is what I'm going to give it because:

-Making names colored in a FFA is VERY important. (the only reason i didnt make the names colored in the tiller/mark report was you know whose who in a 1v1 like that)

-Your images were very good if not a little dark

-You had good writing and I was rarely lost reading it

-I like your style.

8

Bane
#39 KaneTheFirebat[58813]
ftmadisonagent.lisco.net
You just HAD to br the game where my connection gave birth (A.K.A. disconnecting/fucking itself) didn't you? :(

Good job on the br though, I was wondering what happened in there.
#40 jeezumcrow[59178]
svweba04.statestreet.com
hey man this was a pretty good game, and your reporting was very good and entertaining! though the end of the br seemed brief but i can understand how hard it is to br ffas.
Apart from wanting to know more about the action near the end, i think the general br was well written.
that scv~007 logo was pretty cool, how did you do that?
#41 derek[95266]
tcache-ti01.proxy.aol.com
:]
#42 [95268]
barry-asy-64.rutgers.edu
i think this works like dat
#43 [95269]
barry-asy-64.rutgers.edu
scv you suck
#44 SCV~007[117859]
h202n2fls33o984.telia.com
Report has been digitally remastered.

2002-05-22



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