| #1 The..Scarab[58418] |
| ACA9C0EF.ipt.aol.com |
LOL
I didnt read most of it, but those pics OWNED
omfg !Lol |
| #2 2nd[58419] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| Slings |
| #3 Deranged~SCV[58420] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
OMG!!! That is one MESSED UP TABLE!!! =] GW, liked it alot.
Huk^^ |
| #4 SlingsNArrows[58422] |
| bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com |
| mildly funny, woulda been better if u could've used building as a time buyer to build up and kill him ;o) |
| #5 Captain MikeHunt[58423] |
| ppp137.c5300-2.day-oh.siscom.net |
| THX for wasting my time, Robert |
| #6 Sonneillon[58425] |
| tsdlsk01d01010133.sk.sympatico.ca |
| That was ... quite the report. Although I did find "you have been penised!" a lot funnier, this was still fairly good. 7ish. |
| #7 Tc1~Micro[58427] |
| cs16030-199.austin.rr.com |
omg thats insane... imagine just floating early in the game and making near infinite ebays. Heh. just think about how long it would take to get rid of them all Ö
Report Quality : 7
Comdedic Performance: 9.5 Ö |
| #8 CynicalMagician[58429] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
I thought that was hilarious! The imaging combined with the writing was just great! Do one for protoss sometime. I really do recognize that you've got some hella talent with whatever imaging program you use, those kick ass. Especially the last picture.
-CM |
#9  [58431] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
HahahAHhAhAHAHHAahaHAH Now that was funny, even though everything else was kinda bad. BUT MAN was that one pic with that chick riding the eng bay AWESOME. ROFL
7
Fox^1 |
| #10 Afro~[potato][58432] |
| adsl-63-200-49-26.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
teehee, its like a bgh strat of the day
but you said that it could give you victories. you didnt explain that part. the pictures were funny |
| #11 ZergPlague[58440] |
| spider-tk013.proxy.aol.com |
once again, 7 for the Battle Report,
10 for originallity :) |
| #12 Phobos_ColZ[58448] |
| spider-wg063.proxy.aol.com |
Holy Hell! That was hilarious. That was a ludicrous amount of E-Bays. 10 for originality, 10 for images, 8 for game. BTW, what did you make your images in?
As ever,
Phobos_ColZ |
| #13 00000[58451] |
| spider-te062.proxy.aol.com |
| hella sick.... |
| #14 garett[58455] |
| cdm64-157.tyler.net |
| uh wtf? |
| #15 SixtyWATZ[58458] |
| spider-tf041.proxy.aol.com |
Ive actually done this ultimately gay strategy many a time. Recently on a 3ffa like this one with wangsonn and Mrpimp6913. The funny part of using this "strat" on that game was that i beat mrpimp6913 with my 10 scv's :-). Iv'e also used this in a 1v1. Some lamer came into nh (Trinity50) and i owned him with it. Except that i actually tried when i floated to the island by massing aluminum wraiths. Very funny when this actually works :-)
All and all this was a good set up for a br. Tip: Use this style on a real game, you could get some good ratins. Keep it up!
-sixtyWATZ |
| #16 Zalbag[58459] |
| chi-tgn-guw-vty28.as.wcom.net |
LOL LOL LOL LOL
ROFL ROFL ROFL
LMAO LMAOLMAO
o yea... funny as hell |
| #17 LiquidNasty[58465] |
| pm002.osg.net |
Hehe. Well. I definately agree with Sonneillon here. Penising is one tough strategy to beat, and I don't think I'll come close to that kind of genius again any time soon. To answer another question, I will be doing a protoss strat, as soon as I think of something lame enough. Hopefully it won't be as lame as this one. About the images; That's one of the main reasons I love doing this. I guess I like putting words in familiar mouths (i.e. Johnny Cash, Bill & Ted...)
And I also agree with those who thought that the cowgirl riding the E-Bay was hilarious. "If you look closely, you can see that "Saragina" has a fake right leg. I had to draw a section and texture it from her boobs. Kind of like a skin graft I guess. Well, It looked fine. ;)
Thanks!
-LiquidNasty
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| #18 Sexy^Orangutang[58474] |
| spider-tm041.proxy.aol.com |
omg hella funny.. i fell down at the pic when it showed all ure ebays and cc's floating off of ure island... but the last pic roflamo!!!!!!!!!!!
8.9 (rating?)
Sexy^Orangutang |
| #19 SCV~007[58475] |
| t2o57p38.telia.com |
| The pics alone deserve an 8.. the text is just a plus. |
| #20 Volraith[58490] |
| g2k-1-ip-60.albany.thebiz.net |
OMFG man you are so fucking hilarious! I read your other report under protossed_salad after this one, and that one owned too!
I usually just stick to reading strat-based BRs with interesting players, but your BRs are sooo fucking funny! This and your other one are the only battlereports i have ever actually laughed out loud reading. Keep it up man, your BRs totally rox. Those pics actually had me LMAO. |
| #21 BeanoKing[58514] |
| pm202.osg.net |
| Bean and cheese burritos suck. BEEF AND BEAN FOREVER! |
| #22 Napoleic[58525] |
| pntn02m04-56.bctel.ca |
Reminds me of Drefsab's early funny brs, and thats real good :) except your imaging is even better :)
I can see a real future for you here keep it up :) |
| #23 UNKNOWN BITCH[58560] |
| 74.birmingham-01-02rs.al.dial-access.att.net |
| MY ASS |
| #24 Ashdate[58569] |
| nat197.196.mpoweredpc.net |
| This so deserves at least an 8. The pics in this report ruled :) |
| #25 Some weird guy[58576] |
| spider-mtc-tc042.proxy.aol.com |
OMFG!!!!!ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
it was hilarious |
| #26 kosher man[58581] |
| clt25-88-166.carolina.rr.com |
| omg that johnny cash pic was sooo fucking funny you own ass try to get int ouvh wiht me on bnet some time me and enthused have some ideas for br's you might like |
| #27 RhinoAssUgly[58588] |
| bc-pgr-a53-02-66.look.ca |
| Dood. Smackin' that ass ... |
| #28 LiquidNasty[58610] |
| pm201.osg.net |
| Smackin'. |
| #29 Loonymaniac[58620] |
| 202.156.2.242 |
| Nice br.Loved the pics. |
| #30 Templar569[58624] |
| 168.168.234.60 |
| Now, that was just plain silly. In other words, I loved it! :) |
| #31 T_Mac[58637] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-03-1265.look.ca |
| omg this owned, 8! |
| #32 SCV~007[58671] |
| t5o957p106.telia.com |
This was fun =) I can imagine the look on the guys face as he sees your armada of buildings hehehe
solid 8
11 for the last pic though |
| #33 <font color=darkblue>Psi-Channeler</font>[58689] |
| 200.norfolk-08-09rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
haha funny <font color=black><i>"strat"</font></i>
<font color=darkblue>Psi</font> |
| #34 Lord Venom[58719] |
| sj-isp-nat-pool-34.cisco.com |
I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING! do you need Netscape or something?
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| #35 smackemupagus[58794] |
| alproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
LMAO :)
the fleet of ebays. i can only imagine what he was thinking after he killed the first three or four.. |
| #36 Heartcutter[58817] |
| 216.32.176.93 |
'Gay! Gay! Gay!'
Well, that's what I'd expect Bob to say.
Me, I'm crying. This was so damn funny, I've got tears in my eyes. Excellent pics too. Keep it up!
-HC
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| #37 m1ndcontrol[58820] |
| wpad.cyberglobe.net |
| This report was absolutely hilarious just like the penis one, keep up the good work man you rule :) |
| #38 hexrex[58828] |
| user-2iveb5p.dialup.mindspring.com |
| hilARIOUS report! I was laughing non-stop =). Keep up the funny work =). |
| #39 #40 [58834][58951] |
| 24.129.216.34 |
This was by far the best BR I've ever read. Most try to do something like tell a story about a good battle, but your is original.
I give this report a cheeto. Cheetos taste better than numbers, I'm sure you'll find it to your likeing. |
| #40 jeezumcrow[59174] |
| svweba04.statestreet.com |
"Wicked" hehe , this was fucking great ,but i liked the P-factor report better though. The images were awesome and so was your kooky reporting hehe. There are a ton of shit you can try with in brood war if the only aim you have is to fuck around :)
I had a friend who spelled (dont quite remb) Loser or Bitch with pylons on bgh and had a big arrow sign made of pylons as well, pointing at the opponent who sat his ass tight, turtled at 03:00 main. After my friend showed vision the guy was yelling and foaming in the mouth hehe ( well maybe not foaming in the mouth cause i didnt see him huk huk) |
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