| #1 ooo[57725] |
| spider-wo021.proxy.aol.com |
| kool battlereport |
| #2 0000[57726] |
| spider-wo021.proxy.aol.com |
| nice battle report |
| #3 0000[57727] |
| spider-wo021.proxy.aol.com |
| real kool |
| #4 Wisest~Yoda[57729] |
| pm3-1-138.boscobel.mwt.net |
uh first non-spam
nm actually i am spamming, havent read yet |
| #5 Wisest~Yoda[57731] |
| pm3-1-138.boscobel.mwt.net |
sexy.
you get 7-8 methinks |
| #6 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[57733] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-44.look.ca |
| Where the hot girls at? |
| #7 WarLeaderJustin[57734] |
| spider-ti081.proxy.aol.com |
Grr... you force me to move my comment...
Earlier, I wrote:
This is hilarious! Anything BGH with an odd twist is funny, in my book. Dang, I was looking forward for some action, but this BR was written so cleverly that it was an entertaing read. A few suggestions, though...
1) Don't Color-Code pronouns, even if it is a player. It looks weird.
2) I fully don't trust BR.com's preview. Try it out on geocities.com or something. If you don't have a site there to try it out on, register. It's worth it.
<i>Erm, cross that one out...</i>
3) Try to leave big cocks out of BR's.
Well, DivvyO, nice BR. Of course, Drefsab is ownage, but nice BR.
I loved that conversation between SCV and DA. ROFL!
82%
Great job, hope to read more in the future. |
| #8 <Font Color=00FF00>Ryouga!</Font>[57735] |
| sfe-nm6-46.ix.netcom.com |
Wow Really good for a BGH variant report, but for The Mystrey Science Theater 3000:The Movie Quote this gets a,
<h1>10</10> |
| #9 CynicalMagician[57736] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
I loved the DA taking the SCV. I actually laughed out loud at that, and I rarely do at BRs. Sad game though. APply yourself to a better game, it would work out.
Also, put borders in collages. Read YRM's graphics guide here on the page.
-CM |
| #10 DivvyO[57737] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
Responses:
Slipknot: I don't have extensive anime collections like other BR people. Read the Thin H Line or something.
WarLeaderJustin: Oh come on, you saw Fight Club, right? Right? I'll keep away from the color coded pronouns tho, looking back they are kinda lame.
CM: Point taken, Border will be there (and hopefully a better game, too)
Div |
| #11 iSuck@BroodWar[57739] |
| spider-wc041.proxy.aol.com |
| balky charocoal |
| #12 DivvyO[57740] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
I can't believe it took 11 comments to get that joke.
Div |
| #13 iSuck@BroodWar[57741] |
| spider-wc041.proxy.aol.com |
| Where's my cookie? |
| #14 DivvyO[57748] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
| Uh ... it's in the mail. Promise. |
| #15 Afro~[potato][57771] |
| adsl-63-200-49-139.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
no
balky charcoal |
| #16 Afro~[potato][57772] |
| adsl-63-200-49-139.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
he spelled it wrong:
"balky charocoal" |
| #17 Afro~[potato][57773] |
| adsl-63-200-49-139.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| i better get a big round cookie |
| #18 Afro~[potato][57774] |
| adsl-63-200-49-139.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| from keeblers with the little gay elves |
| #19 Afro~[potato][57775] |
| adsl-63-200-49-139.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| ill stop now |
| #20 anal-banana[57788] |
| bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com |
Haha , lag like a 3 dollar whore. I like that.
Has anyone tried making a mucho money bloodbath?
Yes I'm bored. |
| #21 DivvyO[57790] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
Yes, there is a mucho money bloodbath. There's a mucho money everything. Hell, you could probably find a mucho money Crystalis (not like that game would be any good).
Div |
| #22 CraX[57797] |
| dialups-126.palmer.mtaonline.net |
LOL that was funnier(sp? sorry i sux at spelling)than that bane/nobo/fox report. =D
CraX |
| #23 Napoleic[57798] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
Overused concept (smash down a bgh newbie while suavely trash talking and executing stupid pointless strats with sarcasm dripping off your writing like WarLeadersJustin's Drool dripping onto his keyboard while reading a Drefsab report) but you wrote it well and had some funny moments.
All in all worth my time. Good work Divvyo! |
| #24 anal-banana[57810] |
| bcfw1d.ext.bridge.com |
| hmm, well is there a much money bunker command? |
| #25 SCV~007[57826] |
| t5o957p25.telia.com |
Nice report though the game sucked =)
Like your style of writing, try a better game and you will get a good rating. |
| #26 WarLeaderJustin[57830] |
| spider-ti062.proxy.aol.com |
<i>"...like WarLeadersJustin's Drool dripping onto his keyboard while reading a Drefsab report..."</i>
What the hell is this supposed to infere? I don't drool at Drefsab's reports, I just find them hilarious, witty, and expertly written. You chobo-ass! You don't know the meaning of Drefsabism.
Heil Drefsab!
Oh, boy, I'm gonna get flamed for that! |
| #27 DivvyO[57836] |
| 209-239-217-42.lax.jps.net |
The fact that there is "Drefsabism" kinda startles me. And as for a mucho money bunker command, I'm positive it's out there. I wouldn't know WHY, but somewhere, someone had way too much time on their hands.
Div |
| #28 DivvyO[57841] |
| 209-239-217-42.lax.jps.net |
| Replace "startles" with "scares" ;) |
| #29 WarLeaderJustin[57845] |
| bess2.proxy.lacoe.edu |
| Drefsabism... sounds like a good BR, to me! Hey, if Drefsab can do a BR on Religious StarCraft, I can do one on religious Drefsab, right? |
| #30 jeezumcrow[57849] |
| svweba02.statestreet.com |
Im...Ho...tep...
haha that was a good one :) |
| #31 BackStabingLiar[57873] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
WarLeaderJustin get balls.
yo divvyO this report was the shit!
real funny AND
fight club(best movie ever) allusion.
i love it.
i would say its an 8.
peace
|
| #32 DragonValgarv[57886] |
| wiggum.nawcad.navy.mil |
| Very funny, hehe. The DA and the SCV...that's classic. I'd like to see you reporting a more exciting game, tho there is something terribly funny about beating down a clueless BGHer... (I shouldn't say that but I will anyway) =D |
| #33 Dr.Zchivago[57906] |
| proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com |
Nice work. Ya there are a few points that you should take into consideration if you really really want to do a second coming of GRB, but it sounds like you kinda know that already =)
As far as this report goes, I found it quite funny. The DA SCV banter was hilarious. I found the general wit cool enough to keep this BGH beatdown enjoyable to read.
-Dr.Z |
| #34 Mogalin[57908] |
| d226-98-102.home.cgocable.net |
| It was the best report ever |
| #35 Deranged~SCV[57912] |
| ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com |
| Suuuuurrrreee it was mog....Anyway, this report make me lol. Weeeee!! GO DIVWYO! |
| #36 GammaRayBurst[57925] |
| q.ssl.berkeley.edu |
Well this was a funny report. Kinda crappy game on bgh, but funny nonetheless. Anyway, to get "GRB-like" (whatever that means) graphics, I highly suggest reading YRM's guide to graphics and getting Photoshop or some other quality graphics programs.
-GRB |
| #37 Bane[57927] |
| fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
Hehe, funny report. I liked the comedy and writing, but the game was a little weak (although entertaining). Good stuff =]
7
Bane |
| #38 Templar569[57930] |
| 168.168.234.60 |
| The mind controlled SCV ruled: "Im ... ho .. tep ... Im ... ho .. tep ..." Yay! |
| #39 S_Warrior[57967] |
| d5090.dtk.chello.nl |
lol
this br was kewl :p
sure the game was not exactly the most exciting but the humor definitely makes up for it =)
besides only games on BGH can be as funny as this one :p
then again
what do I know about BGH games anyways
*whistless innocently* |
| #40 DivvyO[58015] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
Glad you all liked it. Lemme obs a REAL game and maybe I'll do better. I can't really br games i'm in very well, I'm just too damn chobo for it (I got owned in a 2v2 on rivalry, had 1000 mins in the bank at the end. eep!)
Div |
| #41 [SLF]Harlequin[59478] |
| a-66-205-biz2.mts.net |
my bulky charcoal>ure bulky charcoal
cookie plz thnx gw =D |
| #42 DivvyO[119958] |
| kpcrdc.kp.org |
| I'M GOING TO HAVE LAST COMMENT ON ALL MY REPORTS, GODDAMNIT |
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