| #1 Tyrael[57188] |
| spider-wj012.proxy.aol.com |
| First! Now I'll read it. |
| #2 Serori-san[57189] |
| bgm-24-94-56-16.stny.rr.com |
| Ahem, this was just weird. |
| #3 garett[57190] |
| tyrcache.tyler.net |
ROFL
10 10 10 10 10 |
| #4 Shepherd[57191] |
| cm-24-161-52-22.nycap.rr.com |
| That is almost as if you're mooning your opponent. . . |
| #5 JawaAvenger[57192] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
I think you are disturbed...
But that's what makes this so funny. 8)
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| #6 Sonneillon[57193] |
| tsdlsk01d01010139.sk.sympatico.ca |
Sweet Mother of Crom, that was a funny report.
Question - how many zerglings did you have? Around 250-320? Writing "penis" in letters that large must have required quite a few zerglings. Heh, just wondering in case, like you know...someone needs <del>penisizing</del>... errr.. nevermind. =]
To me, this was a solid 8 because of the humor and good writing.
-Sonny Bouy |
| #7 Hariseldon[57194] |
| 213.116.237.202 |
i usually dont comment but this was friggin´ hilarious fun,
lets see more. |
| #8 Hariseldon[57195] |
| 213.116.237.202 |
i usually dont comment but this was friggin´ hilarious fun,
lets see more. |
| #9 BW-sux[57196] |
| spider-we061.proxy.aol.com |
Ha Ha Ha! This is good stuff here.
8
BW-sux |
| #10 CynicalMagician[57197] |
| px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
OMFG What the hell was that? I don't know, but it was damn funny. The 'Your Mom's Tits' was nice, as was the gumbi, the pokemon (was that blue thing a pokemon?) and whoever the hell graham was. I like it.
-CM |
| #11 smackemupagus[57198] |
| alproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
LMAO
this'll be a good test for the prospective raters :) |
| #12 BackStabingLiar -=|2 e|) |/| e ( k=-[57201] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
yeeee haaaawww!!!
this report fucking rocked.
Im gonna get you sucka rocks too.
damn i am DEFINITELY gonna penis someone real soon.
GW! peace
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| #13 The..Scarab[57202] |
| ACA4B69F.ipt.aol.com |
dude, it was a cactrot!
funny stuff tho |
| #14 jeezumcrow[57205] |
| svwebw04.statestreet.com |
man i'm tell you this was so fucking funny haha
<b><h3><font color#009018>9</b></h3></font>
YOU'VE BEEN PENISED!!!!!!!! |
| #15 Templar569[57209] |
| 168.168.234.60 |
I can see it now . . . the penis strat is going to overtake heavy metal, deep six, goon containment, et. al. as the most famous and talked about strat of all time!!
"You've been penised!!!" Awesome!! |
| #16 jeezumcrow[57210] |
| svwebw04.statestreet.com |
| so Templar, how's the Tuna doing hehe? |
| #17 RhinoAssUgly[57211] |
| bc-pgr-a53-02-04.look.ca |
That was far and away to coolest goddamn thing I've seen all day.
Woo! I'm spent. |
| #18 Electric Banana[57212] |
| cr501796-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com |
| Pokemon? That was Fatty Whale from Kirby fame |
| #19 PowerBlade[LoD][57213] |
| ubr-27.239.155.merrittisland.cfl.rr.com |
HAHAHAHA 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
I vote for Hall Of Fame!!!!!
Im inspired... |
| #20 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[57216] |
| bc-kam-a53-01-12.look.ca |
| I really think this wasnt funny. Must be my age :/. Or the lamness of it. |
| #21 ZergPlague[57218] |
| spider-tl051.proxy.aol.com |
7 for the BR
10 for originality :) |
| #22 DaGeek[57221] |
| 206.21.88.13 |
| Hilarious! |
| #23 ProtossedSalad[57225] |
| pm209.osg.net |
| Whoa. I'm seriously amazed at how well this fared. I thought it would be slapped and shunned by all. |
| #24 ProtossedSalad[57226] |
| pm209.osg.net |
| One more thing; Props to y'all who knew the characters. (Cactrot and Fatty Whale) Now if anyone besides RhinoAssUgly can tell me who Graham is, I'll be thouroughly impressed. ;) |
| #25 Shepherd[57227] |
| cm-24-161-52-22.nycap.rr.com |
| SlipKnot, you're not alone. I don't think this is funny. In some way, I just felt that this is a bit. . .idiotic. |
| #26 BackStabingLiar -=|2 e|) |/| e ( k=-[57230] |
| 63.239.42.130 |
of course it is "a bit. . .idiotic" ass, its not intellectual humor! its PENIS HUMOR!!!!!
everyone loves penis humor, come on, you know u do.
Unless of course you <b>LOVE</b> penis humor, and you try to hide it by calling it "a bit. . .idiotic"
im just playin...
peace |
| #27 The..Scarab[57234] |
| AC8EF6E9.ipt.aol.com |
Well, it's not as if your the innovator of spelling things with units, im sure weve all done it somewhere. But in a real game, and you actually catch the guy off guard..is awesome. good work man. keke
Scarab |
| #28 Templar569[57235] |
| 168.168.234.60 |
| "Must be my age." Puh-leeze!! You're never too old for penis jokes! <:-) I mean, I'm 32 and have three kids, and I still got a chuckle out of it!! And I'm not planning on being too grown up to enjoy a dumb dick joke for some time yet. |
| #29 Phobos_ColZ[57237] |
| spider-tr083.proxy.aol.com |
| Uhhhhh, I am dumbfounded. I've tried to spell things out in the map editor before, but this sets a whole new level of moronic playing. Its beautiful! I love it. Since i can't seem to buy a win in BW (just got it) I think i will just Penis my next opponent. If I'm lucky, he will be too shocked to notice me dropping 50 more on his base |
| #30 Sharandar[57238] |
| 199.94.72.235 |
What's so great about it is that it's just taunting your opponent. I mean, what says you have no respect for you opponent's ability more than taking the time to spell out penis with zerglings all over the map? If I'd been Dol, I would've either been thinking "Great, I'm being mocked and am about to get owned" or "Damn, this guys a freak. I'm going to roll over him." Either way, it's still damn funny. I mean, come on, how many people would do that in-game? GW Proto.
--Sharandar |
#31  [57239] |
| rliv112.infocom.com |
This was pretty funny. The mockery... hehe
Let's go with a 6...
Cheers,
Dref |
| #32 Havocwreaker[57241] |
| cr499310-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com |
Must have been a lot of lings, those were pretty big letters..
lol, great presentation and writing, and a good idea.....
I think that this would have gotten an 8 or 9 if it was a br on a good game.....even tho this was more entertaining....
gw 7 |
| #33 Vaevictis666[57242] |
| keats.csc.UVic.CA |
Nice... Makes me want to try 'ling-Mooning my buddy next game we play... Oh, and the mysterious color you referred to is "Teal." I think it's become a main staple of team color signification. Oh well. I prefer white anyway. Suits anything, tho brown is a bit better with zerg.
- V |
| #34 Powe)2[57243] |
| AC8EF6E9.ipt.aol.com |
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| #35 Spanky[57244] |
| AC8EF6E9.ipt.aol.com |
| Fucker |
| #36 #36[57245][57249] |
| ubr-27.236.67.unionpark.cfl.rr.com |
| This is the coolest BR report I've ever read in my life. Most of them try to tell a good tale of a battle.. but those reports are so "done-to-death". If I were ~dolemite~ I would've countered by adding a "Your mom's" right above your zerg formation. |
| #37 Casper...[57252] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-333.look.ca |
| Bleh check out his minimap captures. This fag hacks. |
| #38 [B]rano[N][57255] |
| user-37ka9rd.dialup.mindspring.com |
LOL...I dont give a shit if that was immature...i loved it...i give it a 10
one of the 1st Brs I liked ... lol
Shit..so that some more...maby sayin Fuck U or something..that would be pretty neat...lol...GJ |
| #39 ProtossedSalad[57256] |
| pm006.osg.net |
| Thanks Casper, but could you explain how you get hacking out of cropped images? If my graphics look so good that you think they can't possibly be authentic, then I'm very flattered. And I love you. |
| #40 Wedge88[57257] |
| m4bhSs6n10.midsouth.rr.com |
That blue thing was not a pokemon. it is a boss on the SNES game Kirby Superstar...
Ohh, nice 'report' too... |
| #41 Casper...[57258] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-333.look.ca |
| You misunderstand, son. You see, when a maphack is turned off the mineral areas of areas scouted by your opponent become visible, even though you haven't scouted them yet. This manifests itself in minimap shots with minerals showing in blacked out areas. And don't feel flattered, your work is garbage. |
| #42 <font color="669999"><i>person</i></font>[57272] |
| 1Cust123.tnt8.lax1.da.uu.net |
<font color="669999"><i>
casper, the minimap shots don't make it seem like proto hacked. besides how do you know that he didn't find those mineral patches himself when he was scouting. to prove my point, look at the 2nd to last pic in the br. it has a minimap shot and a upclose shot of what he wrote w/ zerglings. near the 12:00 mineral only there is a green dot which is probably one of proto's scouts.
person</i></font> |
| #43 Yatrix[57277] |
| 1Cust87.tnt3.valparaiso.in.da.uu.net |
On the hacking by Salad, let's just SAY he did hack to do this, he wasn't playing this game to win was he? he was playing to do that KNOWING he'd get raped for it. i mean, u can't beat a terran with lings alone. 6 bats rape 400000000000000000000000000000 lings so you know he wasn't going for a win. so either way, it doesn't matter as long as he doesn't do it in real games. i mean, the guy prolly never even had a lair. you cna't beat a terran w/o lair. you know that casper, i saw you get butt-raped by my friend as terran cuz you refused to make a lurker. you tried hydra macro. that doesn't work. i mean you no offense, but i am simply giving you an example that w/o a lair, there is no way to beat a terran minus gay zerg rush.
i'd say about 90% of all gamers have tested the map hack just to see what the big fuss is all about. i have tried it one time and i left b4 2 minutes cuz i wanted to see what the Korean Gold Mine was like. big deal. let it go. he did this for fun. last i recall, SC was meant to be fun. ladder people forget this as they will do anything to win. 4pools are a great time. i rather play for 5 minutes than 40 right? blah. DEATH TO LADDER FAGGOTS and lay off the caffeine, casp.
And remember...The Yatrix is watching.... |
| #44 TheCap'n[57284] |
| pm204.osg.net |
| Arrr har har har |
| #45 [57295] |
| as530024.infocom.com |
Casp,
I don't think he was hacking. If he was using the map hack that I think you're referring to, then the mineral patches on the islands would show up and I see no evidence of that.
Cheers,
Dref |
| #46 ProtossedSalad[57334] |
| pm021.osg.net |
| Thanks for the support, guys. So yeah, Casper. One more thing, As you said, I 'misunderstood, son.' Yes, I did misunderstand. You made it quite clear that I didn't know what a map hack was in the first place. On the other hand, it seems to me that you know a hell of a lot about it. Now we all know that I don't map hack, and you probably have at least once. And besides, recall that I sent my Olord NorthWest, then NorthEast before actually finding ~Dolemite~, thus justifying the 'diamond' appearance of those minerals. But again, thanks, peace, and let's be done with that. :) |
| #47 (JE)Chewie[57345] |
| cacheflow3.sasknet.sk.ca |
i laughed my ass off
but i would have pissed my pants if you would have wrote cock sucker (i realize it would have taken double the lings but it would have been worth it!!!(More insulting)
ps-casper needs to pull his head out of his ass and accept the fact that we plat SC for fun (do u get payed for it cause if you do u gotta hook me up) and who gives a rats ass if he used a map hack (which he didnt-as proved by Drefsab)
to you from me the way it otta be,
peace out brother
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| #48 RhinoAssUgly[57356] |
| bc-pgr-a53-02-09.look.ca |
I can vouch for the Salad (like that MEANS anything, really ...)
Either way, he's no haxor. |
| #49 RhinoAssUgly[57360] |
| bc-pgr-a53-02-09.look.ca |
| .... at least not a l337 one, anyway. Bah. |
| #50 Napoleic[57378] |
| 24.66.179.206.bc.wave.home.com |
HAHA LOL
Whats with all the hilarious reports coming out? Its sweet. Keep it guys! |
| #51 teck.lika.hore[57427] |
| cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com |
Dude, anyone who puts <font color="green" size=+2> CACTROT</font> <u>AND</u> the phrase <font color="red" size=+2> "You have been penised"</font> deserves a 487/10 on the humor scale...although BR-wise its only aboot a 6-7 cuz even tho it was a smack-game, you show great potential... keep up funniness man...
<font color=blue size=+5>teck.lika.hore</font> |
| #52 Mogalin[58441] |
| d226-98-102.home.cgocable.net |
| CACTROT #@(*&(*@# |
| #53 EndsP2[58728] |
| 205.148.198.29 |
nice
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| #54 EndsP2[58729] |
| 205.148.198.29 |
nice
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| #55 Specialist~[LS][65432] |
| slip46.access-one.com |
You are the stupidest fucking faggot i have ever seen anywhere! you did not make up mass lings, for that strategy was being used when i first starting playing, plus, no single individual makes up any strategy that is very commmon among starcraft players....so get a life, make up a REAL strategy, not just something someone did to you in a game
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| #56 Specialist~[LS][65433] |
| slip46.access-one.com |
You are the stupidest fucking faggot i have ever seen anywhere! you did not make up mass lings, for that strategy was being used when i first starting playing, plus, no single individual makes up any strategy that is very commmon among starcraft players....so get a life, make up a REAL strategy, not just something someone did to you in a game
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| #57 WickedPirate[69033] |
| pm211.osg.net |
| maybe you should lighten up Mr. 'Special' |
| #58 spud[81357] |
| eunice.clifton.ca |
| hahaha. Specialist~[LS]: he never said that he made up mass 'lings. if i do recall correctly, he said he made up the penis-ing strategy, thus making you look like an ASS. |
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