| #1 WarLeaderJustin[55683] |
| spider-tr012.proxy.aol.com |
This is the place I wanted to post it at...
Hope you had a couple lame giggles reading it..
Raters; don't be too hard... just learning HTML, and I'm too fascinated by Diablo II to BR any games in StarCraft... hehe... I am aiming for another 1.. |
| #2 Sonneillon[55686] |
| tsdlsk01d01010139.sk.sympatico.ca |
=]
This was mildly amusing. I did have a good chuckle when I saw big Rich though.
A 5 or 6 from me. I'm leaning towards the 6 though. |
| #3 Wisest~Yoda[55694] |
| pm3-1-171.boscobel.mwt.net |
| errr kinda funny |
| #4 CynicalMagician[55702] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
+1904674721936464 For the Richard Simmons pic.
-1904674721936458 Because that was the only part I found funny. Oh, that and the stick of justice gag.
-CM |
| #5 CynicalMagician[55707] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Bad manner Justin, you fux0red Dref's comment section.
NO DIS CHOBO GOSU MANNER %%#$*^@# ^^ 1150+++ TEMPLE ZERG ONLY KOREA ^_^ K????!!?/ <i>(prompted by the use of the word 'manner' in my post)</i>
-CM |
| #6 WarLeaderJustin[55708] |
| spider-we031.proxy.aol.com |
| HEY, I did not fuxor Dref's comment section... maybe I did... but the message I was trying to get accross redeems myself, right? "DREF ROCKS!" |
| #7 Starookie[55739] |
| edtn007640.hs.telusplanet.net |
OMG! THIS OWNED!!!!
"the stick of justice"+3
"The Sarcastic remarks from your Paladin" +3
"the balls to write a d2 report" +1
"richard simmons" -2 (he scares me deeply)
<font size=6> 8 |
| #8 WarLeaderJustin[55743] |
| spider-tr083.proxy.aol.com |
3+3+1-2=5
I also learned something else a long time ago on B.net Forums, and i'll present it here too...
.99 BAR = 1
How so?
2/3 + 1/3= 3/3= 1
I'm right so far.
2/3=.66 BAR
1/3=.33 BAR
Don't you agree?
.66 BAR + .33 BAR= .99 BAR
.99 BAR= 1
You can all flame me for my inferior math skills. |
| #9 Flisk[55756] |
| sy-as-03-148.free.net.au |
This was...incredibly sad.
And a strangely wierd read.
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| #10 JawaAvenger[55767] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
2/3 = .6666666666666666666666666666666666666...etcetra
1/3 = .3333333333333333333333333333333333333...etc.
.99999999999999999999999999...etc. = 1 |
| #11 Dr.Zchivago[55841] |
| proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com |
Hmm, I thought this report was actually kinda cool.
If I am not mistaken I think it is the first D2 report. Ya, good job on having the nads to do it, and post it under the SC reports =)
The best part about it was that it was short enough to let go before the reader really got tired of it, and it finished on a high note with Simmons in there.
Not bad.
-Dr.Z |
| #12 ScreamStalker AKA Frozen~SCV[55864] |
| slip-32-100-234-237.ca.us.prserv.net |
| My name takes a long time to write. This was funny as hell. A little one sided but funny as hell. |
| #13 Starookie[55866] |
| edtn007640.hs.telusplanet.net |
| Damn, now im too scared to do a d2 report...guess i better delete all the screens i had in my d2 br. Im scared everyone will say i copy. =( |
| #14 D2-sux[55868] |
| spider-tp054.proxy.aol.com |
This is a good report.
7
D2-sux |
| #15 i had a seizure and massive brain failure[55924] |
| 24161239hfc68.tampabay.rr.com |
reading your math
how...is..it..posssib.e...e.efalsdskdal
huk |
| #16 JawaAvenger[55935] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
1/3 = .3 repeating = .333333333333333333333333333333(and the 3's go on forever)
2/3 = .6 repeating = .666666666666666666666666666666(and the 6's go on forever)
3/3 = .9 repeating = 1
It's a law of mathmatics. 8/
How come I know this and nobody else does? I'm only 14, lol. I guess this prooves that people my age's parents still have a say over what they do. 8( But I don't bug 'em, so I can play StarCraft 24/7 8) Well... Maybe 22/7, gotta read BRs! Working on all the old ones, only found this site 3 months ago. |
| #17 Vegita of Pooh[55989] |
| host86-26.iwbc.net |
This is a funny report. Very simple but has a good amount of humor in it. I like your writing style.
Having Richard Simons pic: +14
Too Short: -2
Few Pics: -2
Not good Pics: -2
=> ~8~ <=
Once your get better with HTML your reports will get better. |
| #18 Vegita of Pooh[55990] |
| host86-26.iwbc.net |
| OH, and JawaAvenger... 3/3 = 1, not .9 |
| #19 JawaAvenger[55993] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
.9 REPEATING, fool!
that means
.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999..............................forever repeating, REPEATING 9s |
| #20 JawaAvenger[55994] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
| I shoulda put some [Enter]s in there... |
| #21 WarLeaderJustin[55996] |
| spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com |
| AH! YOU FUXORED MY COMMENTS! AH! |
| #22 JawaAvenger[55997] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
| Sorry Justin. |
| #23 Vaevictis666[55998] |
| PIIMM-03.csc.UVic.CA |
Geez guys, if you want to prove illogical stuff in math, here goes:
let a = b
therefore: (with bb = b squared)
a - b = 0
a - b + ab = ab
a - b + ab - bb = ab - bb
1(a - b) + b(a - b) = b(a - b)
(1 + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
Divide both sides by (a - b) and you get:
1 + b = b
If (perhaps) b = 0, then you get 1 = 0 ^_^
- Vaevictis666
(Oh, and bonus marks to the one who figures out why this
piece of bad math sorta works out ;) |
| #24 Vegita of Pooh[55999] |
| host86-26.iwbc.net |
.9 repeating forever is NOT 1.
.999999999999999999 forever does not equal 1!!!!
3/3 = 1
2/3 = .6 forever
1/3 = .3 forever |
| #25 WarLeaderJustin[56000] |
| spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com |
| DID YOU IDIOTS EVEN READ MY DAMN REPORT?!!?!?! |
| #26 JawaAvenger[56009] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
| Sorry Vaevictis, but you divided by 0, making the answer "undefined" |
| #27 JawaAvenger[56010] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
| and Vegita, it so close that it is considered it, because each time you get closer, and it never ends, you must eventually get there |
| #28 WarLeaderJustin[56011] |
| spider-tr073.proxy.aol.com |
OK! I'm SORRY I PUT THAT STUPID .99 BAR = 1 ON HERE!
COMMENT ABOUT STUPID BR ONLY, PLZ! |
| #29 JawaAvenger[56013] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
"To get somewhere you must get halfway there,
to get halfway there, you must half halfway there,
to get half halfway there, you must get half half halfway there,
To get half half halfway there, you must get half half.... etcetera
This means that you never get anywhere or never do anything,
but there must be some SMALLEST place where we can strat, where there is NOTHING smaller, because we do stuff.
SO therefor .9repeating = 1
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| #30 JawaAvenger[56014] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
start, not strat
How come I know all this mathmatical proofing, and can't spell "start"?
8)
And BTW, the report was cool 8D |
| #31 JawaAvenger[56015] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
I am the all-knowing math genious or something...
Correcting you guys makes me feel smart 8) |
| #32 JawaAvenger[56016] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
Ummmm...
WarleaderJustin Rocks! Warleader Justin Rocks! He really does! He's rockin' WarleaderJustin=Rocks Rockin' Rockin'
Have I redemed myself? 8/
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| #33 JawaAvenger[56017] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
| Hmmmm... multiple spaces don't do anything. |
| #34 JawaAvenger[56018] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
I'm really polluting this comment section, but it's educational,
and it makes me look smart, so don't delete it |
| #35 WarLeaderJustin[56032] |
| spider-we074.proxy.aol.com |
WTF?!?!
JawaAvenger: stop it! Math skills have no place here!
Are raters gonna rate this piece o' shit o' what? |
| #36 JawaAvenger[56077] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
| Ummmm... 7 no....... 6? nah 7, actually, maybe an 8, I mean, you did the best you could with Diablow 2, Diablow, just well, lemme repeat the name of the game, diaBLOW. It sure was funny though, and in comment 26, if you missed it, is why that equation doesn't work out. |
| #37 JawaAvenger[56079] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
God! I am suck a jackass with this comment secion, eh?
I didn't realize what writing that .9999999999... would do,
once again, sorry. WarleaderJustin: Math skills DO have a place in here,
if you get a 2, a 5, a 6, a 9, and a 10, what is your overall BR.com rating?
To get the answer you need to use math(2+5+6+9+10=32, 32/5=6.4,
that takes math to figure out 8P |
| #38 Starookie[56122] |
| edtn007640.hs.telusplanet.net |
| Damnit! this is the 6th time ive red this =( i cant stop....reading! |
| #39 WarLeaderJustin[56170] |
| spider-ti014.proxy.aol.com |
Woah, Starookie, you need to get some more humor into your BR's... try Bob's GAY FFA. OMFG! That was freaking funny... I was half-drunk when I wrote this, full-drunk when I did HTML for it, and over a hangover when I made first comment.
JAWA: If you don't stop, I'm gonna freaking come to your house, rip off your arms, and beat your head with it. 1 arm + 1 arm= 1 dead Jawa. Get that math? |
| #40 WarLeaderJustin[56176] |
| spider-ti014.proxy.aol.com |
| Maybe if raters tried clicking the "Other" section sometime, instead of staying in StarCraft all the time, this might have already gotten the one it deserves! C'mon guys... this is seriously morbid curiosity turning into a freaking obsession. Rate this shitty thing! |
| #41 WarLeaderJustin[56213] |
| bess2.proxy.lacoe.edu |
Wow, a 4. Well, that prompts me to discontinue my Diablo II BR series.
My next idea, which I'm disbanding, was to have D2 Real Estate Agency, selling the TOP 5 Homes and Mansions that Diablo 2 has to offer. The idea is up for grabs now... |
| #42 haha[56321] |
| spider-wn014.proxy.aol.com |
| I am 42 punks |
| #43 I HATE THIS REPORT[56336] |
| spider-wq054.proxy.aol.com |
THIS REPORT= SUCKAGE
DREFSAB RULES!
DIABLOWS! |
| #44 WarLeaderJustin[56337] |
| spider-wq054.proxy.aol.com |
| Hey, you stop that! That's not nice! |
| #45 I HATE THIS REPORT![56338] |
| spider-wq054.proxy.aol.com |
| You blow me now, WLJ. Oh, yeah, go faster, harder... you my bitch, hoe! |
| #46 WarLeaderJustin[56339] |
| spider-wq054.proxy.aol.com |
| Why don't you, STFU, I HATE THIS REPORT. You are just a freaking lamer, and even though you have the coolest body and everything, you suck. Die in hell. |
| #47 WarLeaderJustin[56340] |
| spider-wq054.proxy.aol.com |
Comment #43-46 were generated by me, because I felt like spamming my own BR.
DREFSAB RULES! |
| #48 JawaAvenger[56408] |
| d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net |
Heh heh heh...
You want help with the spam? |
| #49 WarLeaderJustin[56441] |
| spider-wq083.proxy.aol.com |
| Hell yeah. I think I can top 100, if I spam. |
| #50 Vegita of Pooh[56442] |
| host69-37.iwbc.net |
| Diablows... ha ha ha, that's funny. |
| #51 WarLeaderJustin[56445] |
| spider-wq083.proxy.aol.com |
War, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
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| #52 Starookie[56579] |
| edtn007640.hs.telusplanet.net |
WTF?????? A 4!!!!! OMG! I READ THIS 9 TIMES! A 4? OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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| #53 WarLeaderJustin[56613] |
| spider-tr014.proxy.aol.com |
ATTN: I AM NOT STAROOKIE.
I may sound like him, but I'm not.
Damn you raters, I was aiming for a ONE! |
| #54 Starookie[56639] |
| edtn008002.hs.telusplanet.net |
| Of course you arent starookie. i am. Silly. |
| #55 WarLeaderJustin[56649] |
| spider-we044.proxy.aol.com |
| Maybe, just for Starookie, I'll try some more BR's. They aren't great, but at least they drag out a couple of laughs from y'all. |
| #56 you are an idiot[58462] |
| a24b31n65client83.hawaii.rr.com |
| you are an idiot |
| #57 d2[67649] |
| 194.182.202.216 |
| rox |
| #58 C|oud[67699] |
| d226-49-232.home.cgocable.net |
You moron.
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