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#1 King-Lewis[51857]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
OMFG finally !!! I hope you all enjoy it now :P
#2 Activus[51858]
sdn-ar-002nyrochP316.dialsprint.net
Mog, after saying how much protoss beat down terran, you actually lose? =[
#3 Invincible-SCV[51859]
c3-1f105.neo.rr.com
King, i didn't think it was possible for your reports to get better...and...you proved me wrong.
#4 [51860]
chello213047238071.tirol.surfer.at
lewis is the new yrm?
#5 [MrFurious][51861]
bha5-s30.mtl.colba.net
Super full cool man!!!

hehe

Ton intro a la starwars etait vraiment bien. plus on voit que tu est un fan de braveheart et de Gladiateur...

Force et honneur,
MF






#6 living exception[51862]
spider-wj084.proxy.aol.com
I loved the Star Wars spoof theme. The little opening clip with the theme and everyhting made it all the much better. The quote were kinda hard to read, but it didn't take away from the report overall.

I give it a 9.

#7 enforce[51865]
64.13.55.77
omg. you found out how to use flash! i'm so happy for you =D
#8 JFeTT[51871]
ro04-204-210-189-182.ce.mediaone.net
Oi, Good job
#9 [51872]
rliv113.infocom.com
Okay, I don't have a problem agreeing with the 10 that has already been posted. This was an awesome report on an awesome game and terran won<i>!!</i>

One small suggestion would be that the words on your flash theme scrolled a little fast. I'm a quick reader and I still had a little bit of trouble keeping up.

Other than that, kickass<i>!!</i>

Cheers,
Dref






#10 Hiso[51877]
proxy1-external.santab1.ca.home.com
Great report:P put a comments section for reports on SCLORDS
#11 ~Soviet|DragoN~[51878]
max288.unnet.com
sweet intro and great idea, but your grammar was way off=)
#12 [51879]
rliv113.infocom.com
hehe, I'm used to Lewis' "English" by now... ;-)

Dref

#13 King-Lewis[51881]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
HAHA it took only 11 comments before someone talk about my englsih again :P

Dref i know ... its because the size of the text ... its too long and it make "lag" computer. So i guess u have a fast computer if it was fast.

I will fix that with Episode 2!



#14 PUnck[51883]
spider-wg053.proxy.aol.com
I loved that report. Too bad Mog lost though, I was cheering for him...damn terran.
#15 Sonneillon[51885]
tsdlsk01d01010116.sk.sympatico.ca
This was an excellent report (Good writing from Lewis, well done pics, great humor, etc)...

But I just don't see how it recieved a pair of shiny 10's. I believe that 10's should only go to the most awe-inspiring innovative reports. But ah well. The raters here are usually very good about rating. Heh heh.

Damn good job Lewis by the way. I think 9.5 overall, but seeing you get a pair of 10's did warm my heart. =]

ta ta.





#16 Talon[51890]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Nice flash thing-a-ma-jig

but scouts still suck :O
#17 Casper...[51891]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-368.look.ca
Hi acti :) 3 days max I swear. It'd be out now but I'm swamped :O
#18 Bane[51892]
fcs01asm.asm.bellsouth.net
lol, scouts =] i havent even seen a scout for a long time hehe

Really nice report Lewis! You're one of the best BRers and you continue to get them out extremely frequently =]

gj

Bane
#19 Sonneillon[51899]
tsdlsk01d01010119.sk.sympatico.ca
WHOA! Three shiny tens! You must really have something in here that the raters love...

Excellent job once again Lewis.
#20 King-Lewis[51900]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Sonneillon .. The flash intro maybe ? ... u have sound open ?? i think thats new and cool idea :P
#21 Sonneillon[51903]
tsdlsk01d01010119.sk.sympatico.ca
Ah, that would be it. I obvously don't a working flash player then. Now I understand the mystery of the 10's.

-Sonn
#22 General ko[B]old[51904]
proxy3.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com
Lewis gets my vote for best BR of all time... If Mog goes carriers instead of scouts... different outcome?? Bah terr own toss!
#23 King-Lewis[51905]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
OMG sonneillon !! hehe get ie5 !! asap ! :O i thinkl everyone have flash btw oh well ... make it work, it worth it :P
#24 BW-sux[51909]
spider-te072.proxy.aol.com
Absolute ownage. Just cheat your way through single-player and "re-read" the story. It's the Terran Dominion under Acturus Mengsk, not the Federation (which is the Confederation...). I'm ranting now though.

10
BW-sux
#25 Neal64[51912]
spider-wk041.proxy.aol.com
Well maybe he said federation to sound like Starcraft, i mean starwars:episode 1 with tthe trade federation and all of that stuff. I wish i had flash, but first i need to master HTML...

10 I SAY 10!!!
#26 CynicalMagician[51919]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Sucks to be you Lewis, you just got upstaged by two really good BR's.. the two after yours... =P

See my comment on the posting of this that will probably be del'd.
-CynicalMagician
#27 OVERRATED[51924]
chi-tgn-guv-vty38.as.wcom.net
Great BR, but you messed up a lot of spelling.
Xel'naga doesnt pluralize. =P
still a verg good BR!
#28 Davy[51928]
ip284.bart1.ok.pub-ip.ionet.net
Shit that kicks ass and is the best thing ever
#29 Dino Din[51933]
port-cvx1-220.access.one.net
wt?!?! 3 10s?? i mean sure that intro was a great idea, and funny too, but jeez it was only the intro the report. The game itself seemed rather flat with few interesting strat plays, ya admittedly both mains went up, but i saw terran as victor early on in the match. The spelling etc was enough to lower the report to a 9, which it deserves. And I know... english isn't his first language, but raters are suppose to base it on how entertaining it is, and it gets confusing (spelling that is, not content) to read sometimes which takes away from it.... seems like they gave lewis a break that a stranger with the same quality english would not have gotten...

wonder why that is?
#30 Silent Strike[51939]
d130-233.jcsnnj.optonline.net
God damnit Lewis... it's reports like this that make my text only reports suck ass. :(
#31 ChinksWithGuns[51948]
adsl-63-197-184-198.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Lewis has gives oral sex to all raters. I'm under his influence as well... Great BR though Lewis. Not quite 10 worthy. 9.7 most likely.

-Chinks
#32 Wedge88[51953]
m4bhSs1n176.midsouth.rr.com
WTH, fast scrool? that was slow as hell for me! Damn my comp sucks, i reameber when it was good :(

- Wedge 88 -
#33 SluggyTheZealot[51963]
ACA691EA.ipt.aol.com
My dick is pretty big. Cool flash stuff!
#34 Dr.Zchivago[51964]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Dude, I think everyone said it all. This was awesome.
And don't change the Frenchy grammer at all. Gives it extra spice in my mind.

-Dr.Z
#35 Limp_Bizkit666[51966]
la-ip-2-170.dynamic.ziplink.net
hahahha, if i wrote one just like this, people would bash me to go back to my country..

hahahaha, fame and reconnaisance does alot to raise those ratings....

yeah, yeah.. i'm just jeolous.. 3 tens.. god

it deserved a 9..

byeya

p.s-still, it's not like i could muster up something dope like this...=] oh, and i still am not on the top 5 of the QOTM.. bleh
#36 [51973]
10

God, coming back and seeing a frenchy report was almost as good as a cold beer =]
#37 Siege-[51975]
145.44.66.107
G o o d

Is everything I've got to say about it. Only one thing to ask; where did all the scouts go? They could have owned the Wraiths... or did I miss something. Oh well. I'm gonna read it again.

#38 Wedge88[51985]
sdn-ar-002tnmempP270.dialsprint.net
heh! I got a new comp.
#39 Mogalin[51986]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
Toss completely own terran acty I just bite and don't get storm

OMG Lewis this was so good
#40 T_Mac[51988]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-299.look.ca
Wow this owned, but it deserves a 5 cause you are a LADDER ABUSER! heheh, you better have won that tao game :p
#41 Ahscar-X[51989]
tnt1-185.highertech.net
NICE JOB LEWIS =p.. I had to wait to read this at work today so I didnt have to wait too long for it to load.

cya around
-ahs
#42 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[51998]
static-26.itcanada.com
This would've been a 10 if the writing was better, easier to follow and there were fewer spelling mistakes :/

But I'd give it a 9 or 9.5. GJ!!

=D
#43 King-Lewis[52010]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Thanks all ! btw my spelling OWN ! :P Sad thing is that im looking to my text and i dont see any problems hehehe :P
#44 Templar569[52015]
168.168.234.60
I'm glad I have a cable connect at work! I loved the report, loved the flash, but the grammar and spelling lover in me is still twitching in despair. <:-)
#45 Mogalin[52019]
co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com
OMG

This is about to go down in history as a perfect ten report! Congratulations and good luck on getting that 5th ten!
#46 <font color=red>S_Warrior</font>[52040]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
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#47 S_Warrior[52041]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
also
<h1>
<marquee behavior=alternate>Facts</marquee></h1>>>>>>>>>
<h6>Ko[B]old</h6>
<p>

<font color=red> Eminem <h1>did</h1> sue Napster
<p>
And you can say those tough words all you want ; it won't change the facts!
#48 [52047]
inehou-pxy05.compaq.com
This was a good report......... Actually it was GREAT!!!! It was rated 4 times with 10's already. Also the use scouts puts it over the top. This isn't groundbreaking, but it was everything but. So I'll just leave the rating as it is.

Fox^1
#49 Bold[52061]
proxy3.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com
plz explain the facts > ko[b]old remark S_warrior???
#50 S_Warrior[52063]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
Well on Nohunters they were talking about napster and stuff
And they said Metallica sued Napster for bringing out mp'3 of them etc etc ( which is true )

Then I add the line "Eminem sued Napster as well"
Then we had a wordfight about me keep telling ko[b]old that
eminem did sued napster while that *(&*&*&^%^%^$%$% acting like the jerk he is claimed that Eminem did NOT sued napster and that I was a ( censored )

so basically it end up in him telling me how my swearwords sux ( ????????? ) and that he was right etc

I mean how hard is it to read a paper?
Besides this news was on Yahoo as well

Even Americans read papers I assume
#51 AsLaN-X[52069]
ranger39.esf.edu
lol a frenchy production that rocked!!

geeat job louis
hopefully you are not getting too rusty in your starcraft skills.. yes no?

I will return from the mountains soon, and when I do llok out :þ

until then enjoy your summer

-- AsLaN-X
#52 Sonneillon[52087]
tsdlsk01d01010138.sk.sympatico.ca
WHOA!

After taking a break from studying psychology... (Finals :<)
I decided to D/L a flash 4.0 demo. Now I really am starting to see why this has 4 10's!

Excellent work (heh, disregard my previous posts) very innovative, and esquisite sound on my speakers as well! I also find your english easy to follow. (some people are boneheads). Good job ol' Lewis.

-Sonny Boy

P.S. Check out my SC heritage post in the forum.
ta ta.
#53 Bold[52095]
proxy3.rdc1.ab.wave.home.com
Sorry but the real fact is u never had that conversation with ko[B]old because im him and well... I didnt have that conversation so... infact... facts > S_Warrior :O:O:O =]]
#54 King-Lewis[52099]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Montaro > all of you in comments hehe look what he sent me over icq :P

" your new battle report deserves money. you should charge money for that high of quality work... no joke :)

you are by far, the greatest battle reporter of all time

"all hail" :P " -Montaro


NOW THATS A COMMENT !! hehehe :P
#55 S_Warrior[52105]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
yes you did Ko[b]old
because i was under my smurfing nick and unless there is another animal running around on bnet in Nohunters with the nick Ko[b]ull <font color=red>YOU WERE THAT JERK
</font>
=(

besides we were not the only one in that channel
so others also joined in the "conversattion"

#56 S_Warrior[52106]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
uhm
unless you tell me you re not the same as Ko[b]ull ( or bold whatever )

?
#57 Flisk[52109]
cwipnc01.bigpond.com
Excellent report :D The flash intro was great and the timing was absolutely perfect. The english was a bit off (no offence) but hey, thats your style and it rocks :D
Me likey
#58 King-Lewis[52136]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
S_Warrior ... Ko[B]old aint Ko[B]ull or every other nick starting with Ko[B]. He is only Ko[B]old, ^Bold^ or werd~bold. The one u talked to is Melfuaru aka Ko[B]ull and is a complete moron. :P

#59 <marquee>S_Warrior</marquee>[52166]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
omg
*whacks himself*

solly Ko[B]old
I didn't know there were so many ko[B] guys =(
hope you accept my apoligies and kill your clanmate
=)

King-Lewis
thanx man =)
you're still my hero =)

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#60 ....(variable[52343]
207.229.0.241
sexy report dude...
#61 -=~KaDaBrA~=-[52621]
dover-216-196-38-177.raex.com
Your still gay Lewis.
#62 IamCanadian[53388]
cr61915-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com
CAN YOU SPELL ANYTHING?

Yes it was a great report but that was the worst grammar I have ever seen!
#63 Mr. Know-it-all[53805]
spider-wi023.proxy.aol.com
From the 6/5/00 issue of Newsweek (entitled "The War Over Napster"):
S_Warrior, I think you confused Limp Bizkit with Eminem (yeah they're both tatooed white guys) when you made that statement. The entire band Metallica did not sue Napster, only the drummer, Lars Ulrich, filed a lawsuit. Dr. Dre, producer and singer, joined this lawsuit, stating that he felt "taken advantage of as an artist". Dre represents the artists he produces for, including Snoop Dogg and Eminem. Therefore, Eminem is (albeit indirectly) suing Napster. However, Limp Bizkit, as well as several others, is fully in favor of Napster and the Napster community. Limp is currently on tour, funded in part by Napster so as to allow free admission to the fans. For more information, please read this issue of Newsweek.
#64 Mr. Know-it-all[53806]
spider-wi023.proxy.aol.com
From the 6/5/00 issue of Newsweek (entitled "The War Over Napster"):
S_Warrior, I think you confused Limp Bizkit with Eminem (yeah they're both tatooed white guys) when you made that statement. The entire band Metallica did not sue Napster, only the drummer, Lars Ulrich, filed a lawsuit. Dr. Dre, producer and singer, joined this lawsuit, stating that he felt "taken advantage of as an artist". Dre represents the artists he produces for, including Snoop Dogg and Eminem. Therefore, Eminem is (albeit indirectly) suing Napster. However, Limp Bizkit, as well as several others, is fully in favor of Napster and the Napster community. Limp is currently on tour, funded in part by Napster so as to allow free admission to the fans. For more information, please read this issue of Newsweek.
#65 Mr. Knows nothing about html[53807]
spider-wi023.proxy.aol.com
Sorry about the double post
#66 Vegita of Pooh[56792]
host86-121.iwbc.net
Hmmm, I don't know how this report got a bunch of 10's. You really need to work on your english, the images were pretty but reading the report was rather annoying. I actually didn't find that report to good, but that's just me, lol.
#67 [58904]
64.30.215.28
Whoa, how the hell did I miss this one the first time around??? God damn ownage.

I agree with the 10's completely.

rock on

-JV
#68 [58942]
we-24-165-190-157.we.mediaone.net
Dang its reports like these that make me want to come out of rater retirement.

10!
#69 EldritchEvil[123324]
nr11-216-196-185-159.fuse.net
It's reports like these that make me want to be a rater.

10.
#70 BlackTerror[153825]
pcp04981570pcs.catonv01.md.comcast.net
It's comments like these that make me wish flash files got saved to zip_disk's hard drive.



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