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#1 Wisest~Yoda[50889]
pm3-1-132.boscobel.mwt.net
hrrm looks ok...
comment now k?
#2 [HK]SlipKnoT[50890]
bc-kam-a53-01-15.look.ca
First non GW I read it.
#3 ThanatoZ[50891]
AC86B991.ipt.aol.com
lol, this was one of the funniest things I've read recently... :) Nice job, coulda been a tad longer... Not quite a BR, but still not bad.
#4 Wisest~Yoda[50892]
pm3-1-132.boscobel.mwt.net
hrrm yes i know it was kinda short, mebe ill continue series?
#5 Limp_Bizkit666[50893]
199.182.54.38
HAHAHAHA, it was funny..

but i think it will grow old after the second one. =[

so no series, but keep churning out some original stuff... hehe, disconnecting newbies are funny.. =]

oh well...

byeya

p.s-it can't get higher than a 6.8 tho... still, funny stuff









#6 CynicalMagician[50894]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Not bad. I was expecting you to bust into an actual game, but oh well. Do more of this, but include an interesting game. The random pubbie chatter makes for a good intro. I too know the pain of playing public games, so don't feel like you're alone out there yoda. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I'm there for you >)
-CynicalMagician
#7 ovinder[50900]
iridium-asy-60.rutgers.edu
Good non-BR, as non-BRs go. The "collage" of disconnectors was interesting and your writing is pretty good.

Most everybody knows that public games are a swamp so a series of reports which have as their theme confirming that public games are a swamp of crazies, jerks, and disconnectors probably won't spark much interest. Something like "public game partners", and actual 2v2 or 3v3 BRs might work as a series with some creativity.

#8 GTLoco[50901]
208.196.35.239
ROFL, dont you just love the public pubies.

If you want to make this a series, I think you could pull it off. Just throw in some of the funny pubie chat, then br the game you play with them to demostrate there "SKILLS". One or two reports like that would be rather amusing, just dont do too many, you will get labled as a newbie basher.

GTLoco



#9 SlingsNArrows[50904]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Wise you are, and funny be you as well. Yet ready you are not for above a 5.

ahem.. Yoda Owns tho, and Wisest~Yoda is just that much better.

#10 Dr.Zchivago[50906]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
haha, Wisest~Yoda = Lamer of the week<i>!</i>

That cracked me up. Too funny.

-Dr.Z



#11 RaZaGhAx[50907]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
I meant REK`cah...oops

<b>RaZ</b>-BLD

#12 Wisest~Yoda[50908]
pm3-1-131.boscobel.mwt.net
hrrm everyone thinks its funny and cool and awesome but gives it low rating?
well thx for feedback anyways, i think im br some real pubbie games but i donno

yoda is lazy

#13 RaZaGhAx[50912]
cx55467-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
Add a title + don't center it.
That should change some stuff =)

<b>RaZ</b>-BLD
#14 miserableman[50914]
curtius.mcc.wwwcache.ja.net
Funny it was I thought. Ready you are for big time! Mis laugh bollox off! Hee hee hee!

To be Lamer of the week I want!

mis
#15 Wisest~Yoda[50915]
pm3-1-131.boscobel.mwt.net
hrrm well i know some html but not enuf... i wanted to center pics but not text, didnt work out.. o well, also i wanted white text on black bg, but the body tag doesnt worck... hrmm o well, thx for comments, SOME ONE RATE ALREADY
#16 SqueakyMonkey[50916]
osh1-796.twcny.rr.com
This was funny, you should write more of these.


7 because of Hell-Cerebrate
#17 [50917]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
This was a great introduction to a report.
#18 [50920]
dt031n5e.tampabay.rr.com
no sir, i dont like it
#19 Wisest~Yoda[50932]
pm3-1-175.boscobel.mwt.net
Bob is mean =/
oh well, thx for the comments guys
#20 Skullbattalion[50935]
hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com
Just in case you guys forgot you were once these so called "public pubies". i play public games all the damn time and for the most part i have fun. only a few fools tend to piss me off and even then all i have to do is leave the damn game or the room.


I did like this though. it showed that there are some assholes out there that make the on line experiance suck.



"you have much to learn my young padowon."
#21 Wisest~Yoda[50936]
pm3-1-175.boscobel.mwt.net
hrrm
Skullbattalion: many people enjoy public games, but the point I was trying to make was that these guys suck bad compared to me :P Well not really but public skill level<nh sill level. And I got 7 disconnect pics from about 30 games.. hrmm..

Bob: i understand if you dont think this was a great report, but a 3? i compared to some of the other 3's out there and i donno it just doesnt seem to be THAT bad. only thing i can think of was you were trying to counterbalence the 7, mebe im wrong but i thought raters were supposed to rate what they thought it deserves, not try to get the overall score at what they think it shud be.... anyhow, if you DO think it deserved a 3, what should i change?

ok im done now
wisest~yoda
#22 SlingsNArrows[50937]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
well, I think Mark4 answered that. Add a game report.
#23 BW-sux[50943]
spider-wl062.proxy.aol.com
This owned, although this belongs in the other section of BRs. Maybe with the label of "A Chatcraft BR" or something.

7
BW-sux
#24 The Mad Clown[50951]
spider-tr064.proxy.aol.com
I thought it was a good idea, it would have been cooler if
you had battle reported some of those games.

6.5

the mad clown
#25 enforce[50953]
64.13.55.77
omg you went pubbie and you didnt invite me?!
i'm hurt. really.
#26 Skullbattalion[50962]
krypton.shreve.net
By no means was i trying to dog you my small green friend just pointing that out to those who obviously forgot.







"Give us some sugger baby."
#27 Let_Me_Win!!![50963]
spider-wm088.proxy.aol.com
Hey Yoda I played you in an ffa.. I'm not as bad as those dudes am I?
#28 /x[50965]
desm-18-176.dialup.netins.net
Lessons Learned:

1. If you are good and play public games, you have to be a hacker.
2. You cannot be a good player and not a hacker.


#29 spankin[50966]
mkc-94-167-248.kc.rr.com
this was really good, it needed more depth, maybe like the adventures of pubbie games or something, like maybe a few screens and like a mini report, have a bunch of little mini reports of ur pubbie games (maybe just discons i dunno)then at the end have a summary of ur pubbie games, naming how many u won/lost/got discon on etc..u had the beggining to a good idea
#30 [50977]
rliv144.infocom.com
That was pretty funny, but you need a game.

6

Dref
#31 Wisest~Yoda[50989]
pm3-1-175.boscobel.mwt.net
Slings: ok ok ya
BW-sux: thx
enforce: u sux so bad i alweys lose pubbie 2v2 w/ u :D
Skullbattalion: err ok
LMW: hehe and who won?
/x: dude you are dumb... i wud flame u but my head hurts and cant think of anything... anyhow, you saw all the minimaps from those pubbie discs... if i was hacking wud there be shroud? hrrm ok now stfu or i will curse your mother and make her grow 12 inch warts on her left buttock.
spankin: k, 25 wins, 1 loss, 1 disc (my fault) 7 disc (their fault)
#32 wisest~yoda[50990]
pm3-1-175.boscobel.mwt.net
err oh yeah, and dref, thx for 6, now i got 5.3 woohoo
err
never mind
5.3 not too good
urg bob is evil
#33 Technowh0re[51030]
67.0.252.64.snet.net
been playin for about 2 years now, and if none of my friends are on I end up playing pubbies :(
and I have to say I run into the same shit ALL THE TIME.. It is a real pisser when you are trying to become a better player to end up playing these types of games.. My point being I enjoyed the report! Really wanted to read how one of the games went, like most, but I knew where it was comin from :| and I would definatly read a series of these :)
#34 CynicalMagician[51128]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Pubbie games are annoying for several reasons:

1) They can't handle being told that it's not TvB.
2) Many Disconnect.
3) Incredibly varied skill levels. Sometimes you can trouned pubbies 4v1, and other times they are actually a challenge.
4) Forget playing a game with anything other than BGH, hunters, temple, or Zlot madness.

However, I find that when I dont wanna have to deal with people and game passwords and teams and all that crap, pubbie games are fun. Take them for what they are.
-CynicalMagician
#35 Carnal XTC[51363]
210-56-9-95.Dialup.Islamabad.comsats.net.pk
Well, it sucks that you got a 5.3, but at least you got plenty of comments. I basically gave up on reporting due to complete lack of comment-based feedback. f*ck ratings, listen to the people! :) You seem to be a pretty sharp guy, so get some sharp graphics tools/skillz this summer and take screenshots of all games. If the games suck, toss the shots. But if the games rock, use them to recall the series of events and write up a bitchin report. It takes a couple to get the hang of it, so keep it up and remember to experiment! Only then a true jedi will you be...

--XTC
#36 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[55620]
bc-kam-a53-01-88.look.ca
last wmahahahahahha
#37 Wisest~Yoda[72717]
pm3-1-131.boscobel.mwt.net
no chance in hell slipster :)
#38 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[77975]
bc-kam-a53-02-06.look.ca
Heh least someone is fighting for last comment :O

BTW LAST
#39 yoda[100603]
pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net
u suck fucking ass laming fucking fuck the fucking whining fucking ass newbie fucker bitch



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