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-|]agomar




#1 CynicalMagician[48429]
px2cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Wheeee! Look at me!! I didn't multiple post it!! Hurrah!!
-CynicalMagician

By the way, sucks to those that call first on their own reports. That's gay.


#2 CynicalMagician[48431]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Oh yeah, I dont think i mentioned this in the BR. TA=Tarsonis Academy, and ryuooki + rompwomp = Jungle Grooves. It was in game 1, but not this.
-CynicalMagician
#3 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[48432]
cm-24-161-2-135.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>Firsts: 8
First non-auths: 19
#4 Quadmaniac[48433]
spider-wd072.proxy.aol.com
Nice BR, Cynical. Keep up the good work.
#5 ovinder[48434]
erbium-asy-18.rutgers.edu
Excellent. At least a 9, maybe a 10.

I'd guess you read Calvin & Hobbes by your opening story.

#6 Marie47[48443]
ip24.minneapolis6.mn.pub-ip.psi.net
Great job! A very beautiful and entertaining report. The only thing I didn't like was that I had to scroll to read it. Way to go!:D
#7 SiegeTank[48445]
145.44.70.98
good one!
#8 The Asylum[48453]
ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net
Yeah, you forgot to tell us which team was which, but it didn't really matter because 2 of the players did have TA in front of their names after all. But anyways, great report again. It was well-written and had some very nice pics. Looking forward to the next one again.
#9 SlingsNArrows[48474]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Clear and Present Ownage. I love the opening paragraph. Overly Horny Houdini! lolol. My girlfriend wants to meet you now! erm... which sort of worries me... but you know, that's fine. :o)
Amazingly well put together. Only thing I could possible imagine to suggest would be alt text, and maybe you just have some feelings against that. :o)
<center><marquee>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!</Marquee></center>

#10 miserableman[48475]
bellona.mcc.wwwcache.ja.net
Woohoo!

9

Make it prettier/funnier for a 10, but it is pretty funny as it is!


HAHA!! I MADE A FUNNEEE!!!

HAHA!!!

LOL@ME!!

HAHA!!!

*cough*

mis
















#11 miserableman[48478]
bellona.mcc.wwwcache.ja.net
PS very good report, very good writing, very good game. I figured out the team names by the end anyways, so no problems there, matey.

I smell alcohol, and I'm sitting in a University computer suite, this is strange. Maybe I'm drunk and none of this is actually real.

Can I shut up please?

mis

#12 miserableman[48480]
porus.mcc.wwwcache.ja.net
I'm trying to play footsie with the girl opposite.

It ain't happening, dammit

mis
#13 <font color="blue">Blue~Devil</font>[48486]
dialups-351.palmer.mtaonline.net
u almost had me, for a second i thought its was a Text report*shivers*. gj and gr
#14 D-HawK[48492]
209.128.34.1
Dont piss these people off cause their newbie skills scare you to death AHHh
#15 Spuzz[48494]
jfsn-01-189.dialup.netins.net
Excellent 2vs2. For once I could keep the teams straight and follow the action. It was a good game, too. Your images were rather good, too (I wish I could get that good of color on my images). Please keep writing these reports! Guys like you raise the bar for the website!

Spuzz
#16 [48495]
csv-co4b-57.rasserver.net
Great report Cynical! As always you give a top quality report. The game wasn't bad either! Keep it up!

9

Fox^1
#17 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[48504]
port-1-66-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">OMG PROTO STOP! STOP NOW! GOD!!!

Nice report tho :) I could see the game pretty clearly. Some damn nice imaging too. :P

Why not just go full circle and say Spaceman Spiff and talk about ugly girl aliens? :)
#18 CynicalMagician[48506]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
/me grins at Twip.

Then everyone would get it, not just the educated readers like yourself and ovinder. >)

About ALT tags, I didn't remember them until I read Limp's latest report and saw his alt tags. Then I whapped myself a couple times and called myself a slore. For SURE next time.
-CynicalMagician
#19 ~PL~CloudStrife[48510]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
People who keep score on their first/first "nonauthor" comments are gayer than authors who clame first on their own report and the movie "big daddy" put together.
Anywho, great report as always! You, limp and bane just keep pumping them out! (Unlike drefsab, heartcutter, CB, JV, YRM and whoop.) You 3 keep the site rockin! Spuzz and his ilk are makeing names for themselves to...

9
#20 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-</font>[48515]
lrar5pp63.alltel.net
<font color=orage><marquee><h1>10</h1><br>
I hope this works.</marquee>
#21 Fractal_Wave[48520]
24.65.12.139.bc.wave.home.com
I like it. I like it alot. And your name is almost as cool as mine. ;)

PLUR

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#22 ~IronChef~[48525]
slip-32-101-120-120.il.us.prserv.net
Spaceman Spiff > Spaceman Splorff. You even described his lil' travels like good old Bill Watterson did. In fact, I didn't even read the report after that. It made me go back and read some Calvin and Hobbes. Then I'll go read ::nobody::'s old report.

Memories =]

PS: From comments I'm sure report was great. 9!
#23 Anonymous[48526]
98A9018C.ipt.aol.com
Blasters and plasma pistols are from xcom. I believe vibroblade-things are from xcom 2. Cool report.
#24 CynicalMagician[48527]
px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Yeah anonymous! I was hoping someone would get that. Both of those are kickass games by the way, I would suggest that you either buy them or get them from an abandonwarez site.
-CynicalMagician
#25 2Inadequate[48529]
32.chicago-08-09rs.il.dial-access.att.net
Warez hehe ^^
another useless comment

^^
#26 Terran+Force[48567]
atlanta-ip-8-87.dynamic.ziplink.net
Yeah, I liked it. (
#27 pezpunk[48587]
spider-wk032.proxy.aol.com
ok -- 92% of web surfers have 800x600 resolution or better, but only 20% are on a connection greater than 56k. if you want fan base, ya better compress those graphics a little more :(

sorry just pissed cus i'm home .. work bandwidth rules.
#28 Abakadaba[48720]
proxy1-external.avnl1.nj.home.com
where can you even get x-com 1 anymore? I had that on floppy disc 2 or 3 computers ago.. but I haven't seen it in years :( it didnt register on the warez search either.. anyone have an idea where to get it?



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