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#1 </font color=red>Friendly~Fire</font[48083]
cc326114-b.hwrd1.md.home.com
<font size=9 color=red>FIRST!!!</font>
#2 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[48084]
port-4-64-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Hey, damn nice stuff. It's good to put your foot down and decide stuff too :) screenshots do take a hell of a long time to prepare in themselves, and I don't think your writing suffers much from this "change". :P

gj :)

#3 Grey2000[48085]
intergate.spusd.k12.ca.us
Great writing style, man. Seemed like an easy battle though, you were owning for almost the entire game 'cept for the assault on your main. Nice work.
#4 Inssider[48087]
d71-132.mlfdct.optonline.net
gw, I really didn't need pictures for this - in fact, pictures might even break up the flow of your nice writing
#5 Master-chef[48089]
AC8B6837.ipt.aol.com
This was juss a MASTERPIECE...BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN
Nothing to say but
<font size="20">9</font>
Chef


#6 DaRk_BerZerKer[48090]
d23-kt01-ktnr-pdi.attcanada.net
dude, your writing style kicks ass
who cares if you don't have screenshots? your reports still rule




#7 [48091]
spider-wb011.proxy.aol.com
<font size="10"<marquee>Yeah
#8 <marquee>Anonymous[48092]
spider-wb011.proxy.aol.com
Great report. Keep up the good work. Btw, I would like to play you sometime!

Anonymous

#9 <font color=red>Friendly~Fire</font>[48094]
cc326114-b.hwrd1.md.home.com
<font color=red>WOW, great job! This was probably the best non-pic report I read! Keep it up! You dont always need pics to make a report good. I give it a 9.5!
#10 The Asylum[48098]
ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net
Woohoo! Great job on this again. You made parts of the report seem almost like a story again, although not as much as your last one, and you did a great job of letting us know what you were thinking and why you did things that you did during the game. I think your reports might be better without pictures, because you description is so vivid that all pictures would do would be to break up the near-perfect flow of the writing. Great job again!
#11 BW-sux[48103]
spider-wj042.proxy.aol.com
The last paragraph needs to be a random quote.

8
BW-sux


#12 Shepherd[48118]
cm-24-161-50-205.nycap.rr.com
Well-Written! This deserves a 9!!!!

9!

9!

9!





#13 Inadequate[48129]
clt-pxy01.firstunion.com
Stunning and engrossing in all aspects.

Given a closer game (although he tore your main down, you seemed to maintain a sizable advantage throughout the game) I'd say this is a 10. As it is, 9.5.

Inadequate



#14 <font color=orage>Phoenix-S-[48134]
r-174.156.alltel.net
<font color=orage size=214> 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9!
</font>
<font color=orage>KICK ASS BR!!!

#15 DivvyO[48209]
kpcrdc.kp.org
Top reasons this report keeps getting 9s:

- People are hard up for pics.
- Some people think it was too dang one-sided.
- You never said "gay" "gosu" or "mad chobofuxor."
- Did not feature Evil Eye Laser Man.
- None of your protoss spoke korean.
- It didn't feature Mark4.
- It was too serious.


#16 <marquee><font color"blue" size"+5>DrDragon or WiZaRd~Pk[48224]
dialin285.eagle.ca
<font clolor"blue" size"+4">Yo
this desirves a 9, but i never read the whole thing, i cant say. but i would have read the whole thing if there was some PICS.

9 or 10






Cool BR MAN
Except for the Pics
#17 BackStabingLiar[48231]
63.239.42.130
Awesome report man, but not such a great game. It would be awesome to hear your reports on some expert games!!
#18 Rysk_Spion[48266]
C418.sparta.lu.se
Great, man... Almost a nine a think...
#19 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[48305]
node156e4.a2000.nl
<font color=deeppink>WOOHOO!</font>

I still love it. Your reports rule. And yeah, you're damned right about not using pics.

Just a little tip for next time:

KEEP BEING SO DARNED ORIGINAL (you have written 3 totally different reports until now. Keep it up!)

P.S I'm uncertain about the English correctness (?) of the above sentence. Ah, whatever. Great job.

<font color=blue size=5>8.5</font>

Phoenix
#20 [48337]
port-5-39-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
DrDragon or WiZaRd~Pk is stoopid :P
#21 The Asylum[48485]
ce-stjh-01-02-e0.cbl.nf.net
Why isn't this report rated yet? Somebody should get to it and give it the gold mark it deserves.
#22 pikalisk[48561]
spider-tj014.proxy.aol.com
don't lurkers do normal damage becuase of patch 1.07?
#23 Master-chef[48693]
AC89A523.ipt.aol.com
how this get a 6?
#24 Rufus, King of the Gobbos[48761]
ppp-207-214-185-32.anhm01.pacbell.net
Use pics and proper grammar ya freak, I'd give you a 1 if I could
#25 _I_AM_[48816]
05-029.005.popsite.net
Make me.
#26 Cer[50273]
hrgovett.uwsp.edu
hey great report. how long it take u 2 write that? jez it would take me forever.

btw what is with ppl that want pics and proper grammer? hell the writing in that report is like something i would read in a really good book. i'd take that anyday over pics and proper grammer.

~Cer



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