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#1 CynicalMagician[44948]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
first
#2 Wraithfighter[44949]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
first

just want to say sorry about my rant. most of you didn't see it and i am ashamed by it. I'll do better next time :)

#3 CynicalMagician[44950]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
hahahah! I beat the author!
#4 Wraithfighter[44951]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
ARRGH NOT AGAIN!
#5 CynicalMagician[44952]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
Wheeeeee
#6 CynicalMagician[44954]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
Good BR, although it was too wide for my screen, so I had to make text size smallest. Oh well. Nice pics, but I think that your big one could have worked if you had just put the in-game shots at regular SC resolution, as not only would they ahve taken up less desktop space, but they would have looked better. All in all, kickin.
-CynicalMagician
#7 Wraithfighter[44956]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
you see, this is my 2nd br with pics. I am still learning. But a 7 on my first pic one ain't bad. BTW, my pic editing tool is none other than APPLEWORKS! Converting pics to gifs through appleworks causes discoloration. Besides, i couldn't reduce them at all for the last big one.
#8 Wraithfighter[44957]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
Has anyone found out Korean's name? it is tough. Hint: do not look at the actuall game for the parts.
#9 Master-chef[44958]
98ADB278.ipt.aol.com
oK BR...Tho it was very short and one sided =
Yeah the BR was MUCHO WIDE, and we arent blind...font way too big =[
And pretty good pix for this being your 2nd br with pix, and you using anything with "apple" in it =].
gj

Chef




#10 Sp|nE[44960]
dialup0823-pri.voicenet.com
clunky
#11 The Rock[44964]
210-55-179-8.dialup.xtra.co.nz
The rock says this. All you gebronis get yo candy-asses here so i can check em into the smackdown hotel!!!!

#12 Casper...[44965]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-358.look.ca
Shame on that zerg player. Shame.
#13 <marquee>1-900-bgh</marquee>[44968]
AC83493F.ipt.aol.com
this was <strike> one of the best </strike> a good report..it was too wide to fit..other than that, good job
#14 S Warrior[44972]
d5090.dtk.chello.nl
funny
I thought showdown was a terran map and turbo newbie ruled there

*wobbles&


#15 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[44975]
ppp-108.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="pink"> hell ya i totally owned =] and it wasnt one sided, zerg did attack more than he said, but they were pussy vaults at me. No damaged really dealt. this deserves a 7 =] maybe an 8. Heh he didnt put any of the jokes in though like the reason why i didnt get temps =( oh well, it was fun =] good report u should do more of me owning =]

MY COLOR OWNZ YOU ALL YET AGAIN GO PINK FEMININIZIM!!!

#16 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[44976]
ppp-108.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="pink"> BTW the guy i played was Turbo(DL) U can tell by the crossed out Turbo, and the "after we got done DLing" hehe just had to point that out
#17 Tariq[44995]
yul37.dialin.netaxis.ca
really weak newbie bashing report 8(
#18 WinnietheB|ACH[45013]
PPPa12-ResaleGainesvilleFlB1-4R7029.saturn.bbn.com
hmm.. decent report, decent pictures, below average on the quality of the game though :P GJ

7.5

*Pretends he could do better and keeps his chin high*



#19 Wraithfighter[45022]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
Hey tariq. You think that way cause you are a pathetic newbie. Your face is hella bad. try :<( or :( not 8(.
#20 Phoenix-S-[45026]
r-174.153.alltel.net
Maybe its just me but this was twice as wide as my screen 8(
#21 Talon[45029]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
So... big... eyes... hurting...
#22 Wraithfighter[45041]
mail.mx.brainstorm.net
I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE ANOTHER BATTLE REPORT READY TO BE STARTED. I HAVE ALREADY TAKEN PICTURES AND NOTES. Little info about it. It is Ko[B]ull vs Blue Aura, I took 235 pictures and the game was 1 hour 31 minutes long. The pics will be smaller and so will the text.
#23 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[45054]
ppp-254.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="pink"> it was a good game =] to bad i disced at the end =( i woulda won i think, but blue thinks he woulda won... maybe the world will never know..
#24 krone[45097]
1Cust13.tnt3.ind1.da.uu.net
KO[B]ULL that color matches ur....manlyness very well
#25 Afro~[potato][45108]
adsl-63-200-51-54.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
hmmm...i dont see any pictures and it is 9:40 pacific time on sunday. blah
#26 Phuckin-Retard[45130]
lldslppp117.phnx.uswest.net
This report sounded like a young children's book, with the large font and vocabulary of a toddler - and the excess of pictures.

Not to mention all the + - equations you put in, As I am pretty sure most of the people reading your report can add/subtract etc.

I thought this report had alot of effort, or too much. Either way this report is really gay, and sucks my left nut, TWICE.



#27 <font color="pink"> Ko[B]ull[45132]
ppp-62.tnt-1.ind.smartworld.net
<font color="pink"> Phuckin-Retard, name says it all. just go out ur ghetto house with a paper door, go find a dead pigeon and place it by ur dick, rape the damn thing till u cum all over it, then go in the woods and climb some trees, hopefully u will find a squirrel hole, after tthat grab ur dick and walk over to a beaver, put it by the beaver's mouth and start pokin it in the head, "tap tap tap" then see what happens. After u figure it out, run to a farm and be a part of South Park and fuck the chickens, u will enjoy all this stuff.. After that, find a banana at Krogers, hollow it out, and make it a dick case (refer to beaver on what happened) have a nice day =]
#28 STO PTALKING LIKE A FREAK[45168]
209.128.34.1
" SWITCH TO REFEREE MODE "

" COOL QUOTES "

" I HATE THIS MAP"
" IM NOT GOOD " OH HA HA ROFL HAAH




#29 Limp_BIzkit666[45184]
206.117.45.185
shit, all the comments made me think it was a good report....

oh well...

THANK YOU KOBULL FOR GIVING AWAY THE GOD DAMN ENDING OF THE NEXT BR!!!

oh well..

wraithfighter just lost another audience, but i don't know if he cares...

byeya

p.s-i'm crazy. CRAZY I TELL YOU... GO READ MY BR!!!! NOW!!
#30 Turbo(DL)[45231]
dialup-209.246.92.69.NewYork2.Level3.net
newbie bashing?!?!?!? im not a freakin newbie! i'll play you 1v1. i may not be good but i don't suck. also ZERG is my WERST race. grrr.......

as you can see im just learning zergs. after a yr of playing toss and terran a new race seemed like something to spice up the game.
#31 Turbo(DL)[45232]
dialup-209.246.92.69.NewYork2.Level3.net
Ko[B]ull owned me that game. no question about it. but Ko[B]ull needs to werk on Terran game. Im always here for you to practive TvP. =)
#32 [45291]
as530089.infocom.com
The size of the report was a tad annoying and there is no way in hell that I am loading that monstorousity of a pic at the end on my poor little 56k.

Anyway, it really wasn't too bad. Looks like you worked pretty hard on it. It seemed to me that you did leave out quite a few details though. The report seemed a little short for a 200,000 point game.

Anyway, good luck with your next br even though Ko[b]ull already gave away the ending. (<i>I think he did it on purpose</i>).

7

Dref
#33 assram[45585]
150.199.112.225
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#34 HeloX[45988]
proxy.office.worldonline.nl
this is the most ugly, stupid, 1sided BR ive ever seen!!! it totally sucks!!! no reports from the Korean player, what he did and things like BOEM BAM and stuff like that (what do u think this is? a Batman movie?)
#35 Hot_Dog_Onions[52375]
gtsl1008.us1.prserv.net
Here are some do's and don'ts when making a br.
1. Never put in Koreans they suck and they disconnect.
2.Try to get equal views.
3. Only a few pcs of key moments is fine for me.



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