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"Just as the big smile hits my face I happen to glance back to my base. Hmmm. What the heck are ten mutas doing coming in over my probe line?"
-AQD3




#1 Rogue[44367]
63.166.242.166
First comment
#2 damn you rogue[44370]
PPPa68-ResaleNewJerseyNorth8-1R7187.saturn.bbn.com
2nd =[
#3 Happy_Guy_Dude_Who_Worships_The_Happy_God[44372]
on-tor-blr-a58-04-186.look.ca
3rd but I don't give a shit.
#4 Rogue[44373]
63.166.242.166
Hehe, always wanted to get first, but any who. I know the names of 2 of the peeps in the game, and I also know the true name of the writer... Shall I give it away. Hrmm, I'll leave it for a bit, but I also know that he is a BIG OL' HACKER!!! You know it Word, you hack so much that that the program is what soiled your' pants. =)

Rogue

#5 Wordbird[44376]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
Yes you caught me. I also smoke pornography. I also spell things with ah instead of er to PROVE that I'm from the ghetto. Westsidah forevah! Wankah! Ah well, at least I'm not homophobic. Communism rules rogue, and you know it.
-Wordbird
#6 Rogue[44378]
63.166.242.166
Communism can kiss my ass. =) Dude, game sometime, I've never played with a Canadian from the Westsidah. Nice BR by the way, I'm always impressed with yours, their really the only ones I read on this thing. So gj, and BR foosh adn I sometime.

Rogue

#7 WilliamWC3[44409]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Wasn't much of a game but I really like your writing.
#8 xero[44419]
209.127.79.78
a little funny, nice report, but not too great :-) pics would have been nice, although you were playing; and thats another thing, since you were playing, you couldnt tell us much about the other players build orders and such, but oh well, seemed like they sucked anyways, kinda like i do =[

just wanted to tell a little of what the raters look for since none of them will tell you :-)

xero



#9 xero[44421]
209.127.79.78
i just wanted comment # 10 so bah !!
#10 Rogue[44425]
63.160.17.248
A 4 and a 5? Man, I woulda given it a 10, make me a rater =) Oh well, I still love ya word

Rogue

#11 Wordbird[44427]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
OK, just curious WilliamWC3... if you really liked my writing, why did you give it a 5?
#12 CynicalMagician[44438]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
Haha. I'll sell you my email address (wordbird@home.com) for $500.
#13 [z]RubberDucky[44446]
crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net
coz it was overall, a bad report, the game sucked, it would've gotten a 2-3 if the writing wasn't above-par.


But this is a pretty funny report, considering any report with "omg you hack" is a funny report =]


#14 MageCathy[44476]
ip251.minneapolis7.mn.pub-ip.psi.net
WordBird=Whoop
#15 WilliamWC3[44561]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
bleh, I'm not even a rater and I have people yelling at me.

Wordbird=moron

#16 Blech[44576]
209-63-113-57.sea.jps.net
17th, Kick Ass!
#17 Wordbird[44584]
24.69.118.247.bc.wave.home.com
Sorry Will I thought you were. I looked at the comments and saw that you were the only other senior person that commented I figured you were the rater.
#18 Baxter-O'Bixby[44614]
info-190-14.Lib.Berkeley.EDU
I'd have given this higher than a 5, probably... maybe 6 something. The lack of pics and the fact that the game in and of itself wasn't that good are both negative points. Writing is excellent, however. Apply your talents to a good game, take a few screenshots, and you'll make gold for sure. :)
#19 20[44647]
spider-te043.proxy.aol.com
20!
#20 Melvinator[44743]
c651883-a.frmt1.sfba.home.com
OK report, I like you writing style. Pics woulda been nice, and it's probably better if you BRed a game that you were an observer in, and if the actual game was better.

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I'm guessing Felt_Master is Shattered_Earth? Or something like that? Ah, I dunno...

-Melvin





#21 `~DarKnight~'[44856]
spider-tp044.proxy.aol.com
i'm on a mad commenting streak. nothing can stop me now!! except for those crappy BRs not worth commenting. bad game, ok report. 4 1/2.
#22 Someone[45226]
1Cust163.tnt2.provo.ut.da.uu.net
You suck you suck you suck you suck



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