| #1 Mr.Mediocre[42690] |
| 81.ippool.xville.multipro.com |
| Hey, hope you liked it. I should have a real BR up soon. Oh, and, if you want, you can send me money, you know, for health, and stuff. |
| #2 ::LD::Skilled[42691] |
| dialup-209.244.87.61.Washington2.Level3.net |
| RIGHT like im gonna send you money man this shit aint even worth reading |
| #3 Mr.Mediocre[42694] |
| 190.ippool.xville.multipro.com |
| Heh, what are you talking about? This stuff is GREAT! |
| #4 Baxter-O'Bixby[42696] |
| veronese.CS.Berkeley.EDU |
Skilled, get your boorish uncultured self outta here; you're churling up the joint.
Good stuff, MM. I confess at first I scrolled down quick-like to find the BR, but finding none I actually read the poetry and it brought a few smiles to my face. (I would have to guess your biggest influence is Max Cannon.) I look forward to your next BR.
I forget if you filed this under SC or Other. If you filed it under SC, I give it a 4.5. If you remembered to file it under Other, I give it a 7. (Not enough actual battling to warrant anything higher, sorry.) |
| #5 Baxter-O'Bixby[42697] |
| veronese.CS.Berkeley.EDU |
| but I'm still not sending you money. MWAHAHAHAHA! |
| #6 Talon[42700] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| i love you mediocre :( |
| #7 Mogalin[42702] |
| co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com |
| Hm.... good erm. effort. But the poems are not very good |
| #8 Baxter-O'Bixby[42703] |
| veronese.CS.Berkeley.EDU |
| I can't wait till I get interviewed for Rook's Corner. Which will be never. |
| #9 Blue~Devil[42704] |
| dialups-125.palmer.mtaonline.net |
| Groovy Man. Peace |
| #10 WilliamWC3[42714] |
| huru27.wuh.wustl.edu |
this ruled.
Grinding the Corn of Destiny III
Come on, don't go respectable.
Mediocre for HOF!!
Bax, stop spamming the comment section and finish that damn report.
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| #11 bongoloid[42716] |
| fw8.intuit.com |
This was the first time I've actually laughed out loud when reading br.com. Very funny - please write more. My favorite was the "Banana Man"! I think we all know a "Banana Man". Hehe.
bongoloid |
| #12 Terrenigma[42717] |
| gdslppp174.sttl.uswest.net |
| Tha' was bu'e'ful. How much crack did you smoke to come up with this? I love it! Besides being hilariously strange, some of them were insightful. Especially the ones about Dracula and Godzilla. |
| #13 Starlore[42720] |
| 207-172-133-36.s36.tnt6.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
| These poems are awsome, keep up the good work MM, creativity ownz, les see more of it. GJ!!! MM FOR HOF!! |
#14  [42724] |
| 12.29.113.1 |
| Some of these were pretty cool. I didn't read all of them. The one about satan was pretty funny though. |
| #15 Mr.Mediocre[42725] |
| 81.ippool.xville.multipro.com |
| hey bitch, ive been here since august so come and face my fists of eastern fury >:) |
#16  [42748] |
| as530044.infocom.com |
<i>Really in the Room</i> and <i>Banana Man</i> need to be published.
Some of these were funny, some were not. Can't think of a rating so I won't.
Dref |
| #17 Mr.Mediocre[42751] |
| 69.ippool.xville.multipro.com |
Peon, just kidding, I never use sarcasm *mm said with a hint of sarcasm* hehe.
Dref: 12 words: give it a 10 |
| #18 probe[42752] |
| 242849hfc133.tampabay.rr.com |
no offense or anything, but-...
these poems were rather..
stupid?
:( |
| #19 Punck~[42753] |
| spider-tk042.proxy.aol.com |
| Scary...good job? |
| #20 Dino Din[42755] |
| port-cvx1-115.access.one.net |
| looks like the mad compilation of some mad stoner.... well at least its not redundantly repetitive |
| #21 Phoenix-S-[42769] |
| r-174.105.alltel.net |
| ... |
| #22 Baxter-O'Bixby[42775] |
| oops.perforce.com |
| Dammit, Will, when did you become my girlfriend? |
| #23 Snap~[42784] |
| 203.76.17.27 |
| Some poems were funny, and the others were just...wierd. I for one liked it :P |
#24  [42791] |
| 1Cust186.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net |
| It's no wonder with you wasting your time on this crap that people like Mantra can kick your ass with one hand tied behind thier back =] |
| #25 Mellinium_Ben21[42800] |
| spider-wi033.proxy.aol.com |
LOL.Pretty funny stuff,although I was looking forward to totally idiotic retarded BR w/ pictures=P
Oh well |
| #26 Gob_DaBong[42812] |
| ns.wsd1.org |
Am I the only preson that thought this was GENIUS?
Every poem was inszanely funny, I think some of us need to loosen up, man, how can u bring this down?
So so so so funny, it's my kinda comedy that I always try to achieve in life, man this is amazing, MAKE MORE!
10 10 10 10!!!! These were seriously amazing dude :) |
| #27 SqueakyMonkey[42817] |
| osh1-7f2.twcny.rr.com |
| I hate poetry. Now I fear it also. Good to see you're back at it, MM. |
| #28 judgepagLIVR[42818] |
| interlock.lexmark.com |
No TV no Battle report make homer go crazy!
This is BR.com, not funnypoetry.com
I liked the poetry tho. |
| #29 Sonneillon[42824] |
| prnask01d02090172.sk.sympatico.ca |
Ah, another battle "report" worth commenting on. This was amazing in a sick, funny way. Like Dref, I cannot think of a rating for this, as you can't really rate it.
Best "poem" - Advice
The insane Goatee
Sonneillon
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| #30 bongoloid[42835] |
| fw8.intuit.com |
I have to agree that this is true genius. Banana man is very insightful. I agree that it should be published. I have sent a copy to all my friends.
bongoloid |
| #31 Pitt[42932] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| Btw to all the dumb asses in here that were upset that not all his poems were "funny." Wow, you're pathetic =( |
| #32 Mr.Mediocre[42949] |
| 50.ippool.xville.multipro.com |
| the corn grindeth soon....prepare |
| #33 Talon[43017] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| You will soon have 40 comments. |
| #34 Talon[43018] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
Yes, you <b>will</b> have 40 comments
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| #35 Talon[43020] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| I'm a psychic bastard. |
| #36 Unnamed Soldier[43095] |
| 216.224.138.2 |
| What the hell is this? |
| #37 Sando[43097] |
| user-33qtjdr.dialup.mindspring.com |
| hahahaha the lame poems were more than worth reading for the gems, hahahahahaha. hilarious. |
| #38 <MARQUEE BGCOLOR="#32CD32"><H1>The Spin Doctor</H1></MARQUEE>[43112] |
| bess-proxy.k12.tn.us |
| <h1>Borp!!!!</H1> |
| #39 -)Dr.Dre(-[43159] |
| 24.68.30.85.on.wave.home.com |
| Nice, um...report. Huk. I think this is going little too far... |
| #40 -)Dr.Dre(-[43160] |
| 24.68.30.85.on.wave.home.com |
| Nice, um...report. Huk. I think this is going little too far... |
| #41 -)Dr.Dre(-[43161] |
| 24.68.30.85.on.wave.home.com |
| Nice, um...report. Huk. I think this is going little too far... |
| #42 Pickles / FatAsAMule[43194] |
| cflow3.mts.net |
| These poems were excellent! Here's why: the first few lines looked like professional poetry, while the rest sounded like a line a horny five year old would put in. Take Morning Delivery, for example: three lines of poetic beauty and genius, followed by "FIFTEEN MINUTES TILL FARTIN TIME!" Totally unexpected, and a funny twist. I think anybody who hated these has to loosen up and see the humour from a creative perspective. Can you imagine going to a poetry show and hearing a brilliant intro followed by "Good, now Azbaroth will be pleased"? It'd be hilarious! BRILLIANT!!! |
| #43 ~Total~[43219] |
| sy-ce-01.free.net.au |
The poems sucked as so did the rating.
i rekon a 6.
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| #44 smackemupagus[58993] |
| alproxy2.proxy.lucent.com |
ROFL
hehe |
| #45 Shadow D'Arc[102410] |
| spider-wl083.proxy.aol.com |
Bad AngelFire :(. Last.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #46 Sync[103639] |
| cs2416234-191.houston.rr.com |
| god this was the funniest non-report ever submitted on br.com |
| #47 Smoky_McWeed[110674] |
| PM-236.tnaccess.com |
I remember when wrote "Bannana Man"
I am glad u are sharing with the world now
May god have mercy on your soul
Hugs and Kisses
WY |
| #48 tj[113103] |
| ckvl-dsl3-t149.citlink.net |
| man. you sucks. you sucks bad! don't wrote somethings anymore!! |
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