| #1 Mithrandir[39779] |
| nic-30-c7-074.mw.mediaone.net |
| First |
| #2 [z]RubberDucky[39782] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| Funny, but the little old lady parts were too serious. The rest was funny though. |
| #3 Marie47[39783] |
| std183.dorms6.macalester.edu |
| Third^^ |
| #4 Casper...[39784] |
| on-tor-unv-ap3-21-11.look.ca |
Ooh 4th
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#5  [39785] |
| rliv201.infocom.com |
heh heh, I liked it. Especially considering the fact that my lips turn blue from lack of oxygen when I run more than a mile at a time. (That's what I get for throwing away all my Army brochures.)
I think I'll go run a couple of laps around my house and then I'll be just like Mark. :-)
7
Dref |
| #6 Mithrandir[39786] |
| nic-30-c7-074.mw.mediaone.net |
A little odd, but not bad. Pretty good writing and I liked your humour.
Hmmm, wonder how'll they'll rate this... |
| #7 [39787] |
| rliv201.infocom.com |
Mithrandir<i>!</i> Mithrandir<i>!</i>
I'm in the second book of Tolkien's trilogy right now. :-)
Dref |
| #8 SiRLoSeALoT[39789] |
| 99.oakland-05-10rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net |
| Despite me having a lot of respect for mark4, this doesnt deserve a 7. You guys bitched when [e]KeN copied his guide here, but this is obviously worse! This isnt even game related. Giving this a 7 is just showing how biased the rating system is =/. |
| #9 Marine[39790] |
| d116.clearnet.net |
Hey good job runnin that marathon...... my dad just recently retired from usmc... anyway he ran marathons in greece and he got slaughtered by old folks and he is really good.... so dont feel bad.... i use to live in camp legune... do they still have the ch-57 outside and the heuy or was it a cobra... anyway good job
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| #10 Carni[39791] |
| cf3k-4-2.paradise.net.nz |
Awesome report, I really enjoyed it. I've always wanted to know what people thought about while they're running, I usually just sing a song in my head althought that could get a *little* repetitive after four hours. Thanks anyway, I enjoyed it.
Carni |
| #11 Punck~[39793] |
| spider-wl082.proxy.aol.com |
Actually, I would rather read this then some guide made by [e]KeN. It may not be starcraft related but there are alot of good reports on this site that aren't game related.
I could never run a marathon and when I have to run 4 laps in my school I get stomach cramps. Next time I do it though I will just remember this report and it will give me inspiration. I will just kind of block out the old lady and put in a permanent Marine Babe.
I wanna be, wanna be like Mark4. |
| #12 TaloN[39794] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
Mark4 finish gay dux' roox corner report.
Old ladies >> you |
| #13 Sp|nE[39797] |
| dialup0456-pri.voicenet.com |
exercise?
what is this ... exercise ... |
| #14 Kosher_man[39799] |
| clt92-198.carolina.rr.com |
you mentioned fatevill you mean fatevill nc?
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| #15 The.Confessor[39800] |
| user-2ivehid.dialup.mindspring.com |
| There does exist an "other report" option, no? Other than that, pretty entertaining, though more humerous than anything else. |
#16  [39801] |
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| Damnit, I meant to pick other. You'll have to excuse me, I'm still slightly dizzy =p |
#17  [39802] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
| This story kicked ass Mark. Way to go finishing that marathon! That was funny shit, about that old lady running past you, and you saying you hated her. haha. You wrote this report after running a marathon?? That deserves a 9 at least. Sheesh |
| #18 [{o}][39803] |
| dialup-209.246.104.164.NewYork2.Level3.net |
| OMFG. Mark you must be really in shape. I can't run one mile without taking at least 2 breaks and scoring about 10 minutes. But I'm good in handball, basketball and football however. Just anything but running... |
| #19 Fractal_Wave[39805] |
| 24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com |
Im-fuckin'-pressive Mark. I've done 10K before, and...
well, yeah. it hurt. Lots. A marathon being 4-and-a-bit times more than that......owch. Much pain & suffering.
SiRLoSeALoT: Who says reports have to be game related? & Mark deserves a 7 for surviving a marathon, regardless of the quality of the report.
And, OF COURSE the ratings system is biased...human beings are rating these, and humans are very failiable creatures.
PLUR
All the best,
Fractal_Wave
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| #20 [39806] |
| 1Cust71.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net |
| Oh, BTW, I had a lot of trouble walking after. Took me ten minutes to walk 250 meters to my car. Maybe more. By the time I'd driven home I could walk at a slow pace without wincing. Gah, why do I do these things to myself? Oh yeah, I'm a moron. |
| #21 Elendale[39808] |
| 98A695AE.ipt.aol.com |
Woo! GJ Mark :) BTW:
“That old lady passing me is sucking the will to live right out of me”
-Mark4
needs to be a quote :)
-Elendale (feels VERY out of shape now *sigh*)
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| #22 Blade[39810] |
| craw-cas1-cs-38.dial.bright.net |
| If you hadnt greased your nads Would they have caught fire? |
| #23 StinkyCheezeMan[39817] |
| spider-wl021.proxy.aol.com |
| Heh. This was rated better than all of my BRs at my best effort :( jk... |
| #24 Hooman[39818] |
| LOLLAPALOZER.MIT.EDU |
Heh... I ran the Boston marathon my freshman year at MIT and it hurt, a lot. Mine was probably easier than yours too because there were tons and tons of fans cheering the entire way. Around mile 13 you pass Wellesley and tons of women are there cheering and screaming and jumping up and down... =) Lots of people say if you want to get all the fun out of the Boston Marathon with none of the pain, you should take a car out to mile 12, dump water all over your head and then jog through mile 13; miles 14-20 suck a lot after that...
Incidentally, is walking during your water breaks a good idea? Whenever I run if I stop to walk a stretch I have a really hard time starting up again. I even jogged in place as I passed the water stations so I wouldn't get into "walking mode." |
| #25 Raider[39823] |
| intergate.exeter.edu |
Hey guys, I have an idea, why don't we all have a contest of who can stick their head farther up M4's ass! That would be so cool! I'll start:
Oh Mark, you are the greatest person on earth. (dam, my ears don't fit,let me turn my head a bit here... ah, that's better) By running a marathon you have demonstrated that you are head and shoulders above us all and we do not deserve to breathe the same air that you do (ok, I am sliding my mouth in, so my speech may become a bit less comprehensive). It does not matter that this "report" has nothing to do with gaming and I rated Heartcutter's deep six guide a "3", I'll give a "9" just because you are da man and i want to be on your team in 2v2 or have you report one of my games!
Raider |
| #26 [39826] |
| 1Cust70.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net |
| Raider, did it ever occur to you that you're letting other people's opinions form your own? |
| #27 Persian[39828] |
| proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
| Pretty interesting report Mark. Just out of curiosity do you know how much time the olympic marathon winner finishes in? Anyway, running a marathon is crazy. I think I get fatigued driving 26 miles:) |
| #28 Praetorius[39831] |
| mx24dl199.winnipeg.escape.ca |
| How did the old lady do anyways? :) Oh, and did you ever meet up with the chick? :) hehe, nice story, really enjoyed it :) |
| #29 Raider[39833] |
| intergate.exeter.edu |
Yes, Mark I am absolutely aware of that. You mean to tell me you don't form your opinion based on that of other people? Well, in that case, unlike you, since you were born a genious, I read books and a lot of my opinions have formed from reading and listening to other people.
If you speak about me listening to other people such as Lifeispeachy (i am not sure how you spell his name, but you know who i am talking about) and then saying that people suck up to you, well no. It does not take an Einstein to figure out that people tend to suck up to you.
Persian, the Olympic marathon record is about low 2 hours for men and around 2:30 for women. There is no exact time since it depends to a certain degree on the course.
Raider |
| #30 [39834] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
Hey, I ran down to the beach and back!
wooohooo it was like a mile!
Of course I had to stop at the intersections... hehe |
| #31 Raider[39835] |
| intergate.exeter.edu |
Yes, Mark I am absolutely aware of that. You mean to tell me you don't form your opinion based on that of other people? Well, in that case, unlike you, since you were born a genious, I read books and a lot of my opinions have formed from reading and listening to other people.
If you speak about me listening to other people such as Lifeispeachy (i am not sure how you spell his name, but you know who i am talking about) and then saying that people suck up to you, well no. It does not take an Einstein to figure out that people tend to suck up to you.
Persian, the Olympic marathon record is about low 2 hours for men and around 2:30 for women. There is no exact time since it depends to a certain degree on the course.
Raider |
| #32 T_Mac[39837] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-01-743.look.ca |
Mile seventeen the old lady passed me again. God I hated her. I quickly formulated a plan to kick here in the kneecap to prevent here from pulling that crap again.
This really reminded me of Moe kneecapping Mr.Burns during the Bowling League episode ;)
btw, why do u run for fun? sure its good for sports and stuff, but a MARATHON? BAHAHAHAH ;) |
| #33 JimtheCar[39843] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
"we came in, a protein tube"
if this isnt made into a quote, i'm gonna start chopping off people nuts and throwing them at you |
| #34 Twip (at his aunt's, no red color 4u)[39844] |
| dhcp93115129.columbus.rr.com |
rofl *imagines Mark4 kicking the old lady in the kneecap and then her suddenly feeling a lot better and sprinting the rest of the marathon*
I can't run anything near that :( I'm gonna start running regularly sometime tho..whee. |
| #35 [39854] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
Hey Raider, jealousy is a cruel cruel thing isn't it?
I admit I'm jealous. I wish I could run a marathon, and write great stories about them too. But I gotta settle with doing things I'm capable of, and being happy with my own life. Perhaps you should try that!
I gave this report a 9 cause I really enjoyed reading it. Partially cause I'm friends with Mark and it was great reading about his marathon, and partially cause it was funny and very well written. If it wasn't for Mark4, then this site would not exist... |
| #36 Mogalin[39858] |
| cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net |
Wow, 26 miles, that's far.
But I am Track Man !!
I have run 3 half marathons and their fucking bitches
4:15 is a damn shitty time no offense but I sure as hell could not do better. Makes you wonder why I am insulting your time when I can't do better.. that's what I get for being 15
Interesting "report" :]
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| #37 [z]RubberDucky[39860] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| I run as fast as a sieged tank, mog runs as fast as a guardian. Wasn't that stated on shocks forum? |
| #38 Mogalin[39861] |
| cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net |
It's not about the speed ducky
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#39  [39863] |
| we-24-24-166-145.we.mediaone.net |
Damn. I dun know what I like more. Mark4 reports or the comments where the Mark4 haters appear. HAHAHA
Anyways very funny report. WOulda been better if you woulda pasted that old woman at the end, but I guess nothing is perfect.
My basketball coach in college was a crazy mo-fo. He ran in something called the western states marathon. Its a 100 mile race. No I'm not kidding. Worse yet they run through death valley. His feet were bleeding around the 60 mile mark. He ran all night. As I said, he was a crazy mofo. For punishment when we were naughty he would take us for a run into the hills and run and run till we were basically dead.
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| #40 ((Ash))[39864] |
| cz020.casa-z.org |
| Wtg Mark. I have much respect for you, as an athlete as well as an sc player. Hurts don't it? But it's a GOOD hurt. At least, that what I always told myself back when I ran track in high school. It helped...a little. |
| #41 ::nobody::[39867] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Marathons suck. End of story. =) hehe I did a half-marathon and that was enough shit for me =P excellent job Mark, thats impressive! ^^
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #42 Dialtone_[39871] |
| athe530-p023.otenet.gr |
| Hey Mark,what happened to the babe anyway? :) |
| #43 Silver`Thunder[39872] |
| s40b62.wuh.wustl.edu |
umm yeah...
The last time I checked the URL of the site was not marathons.com
Previously non-SC related things were condemned. Why the sudden change of heart?
I think opinions would be different if the author of this was JoeShmo as oppossed to the revered Mark4. |
#44  [39875] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| I second Johnny's opinion. This is the second most entertaining non-StarCraft report (yes it is actually a report) that I manage to read through and feel entertained along the way. During the entire report an inner voice yelled "GO MARK FINISH THE GOD DAMN F@CKING MILE! DO IT!!!". |
| #45 total~2bh[39876] |
| sy-ce-02.free.net.au |
| Wheres the screen shots ? :) |
| #46 [39879] |
| rliv123.infocom.com |
We have this category called other on this site. I am absolutely sure that this is the category which Mark meant to put this report under.
I think it was a nice change of pace from all the Lost Temple reports. Some of you people just look for things to flame about IMO. I don't mind though, it makes the comment section that more interesting to read... :-)
Cheers,
Dref |
#47  [39880] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
During my morning run, I headed through a hospital parking lot (it abuts the campus) and I came across a police man patrolling the area. As I passed he asked, in what seemed to be a serious voice "Getting your 10 miles in for the day?"
I had to laugh. My only response was "oh, God no. Maybe 2."
And that would have to be a really good day. |
#48  [39883] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
Congrats on finishing.. that's a hell of an achievement, irregardless of what time you got. When I was younger, I used to ride my bike a TON, and I got an inkling of what it would feel like to run that far on the day that I rode my bike 200 miles -- from Cleveland all the way over into Pennsylvania and back -- and I had learned the most important thing is to PACE YOURSELF. Of course, I had extra incentive to, since once I got to PA, I had to ride 100 miles back, and quitting wasn't an option since I had to be home by dusk (about 10 pm). I still remember about halfway through the way home, I was starting to hit what I coined the "black wall", where my thoughts just start going totally blank because the aching in the legs just overwhelm everything else. As I managed to find out, you conquer that wall, there's almost no limit to how far you can go, because the last 50 miles I rode ended up being the FASTEST (and into a headwind!) of my whole trip. Heh. But man, I was sore for an entire week after THAT trip.. but on the bright side, it made 100 mile trips seem like a breeze. It's kinda hilly around here too, so that adds an extra challenge.
Heh. I just might be inspired to get back to biking again after reading this. I'd forgotten just how rewarding it was to push your limits. |
| #49 [nrg]Affire[39885] |
| CWIP-T-005-p-107-251.tmns.net.au |
Nice report, very interesting and humourous. And no I'm not sucking up, just stating my opinion :P
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| #50 WilliamWC3[39886] |
| huru27.wuh.wustl.edu |
| Great Job on finishing and nice report. |
| #51 hhhh!![39896] |
| baits-208-125.reshall.umich.edu |
You guys are way basied toward your own community people. You know that this did not deserve 9's and 8's. What a way to enourage hard trying people who always end up getting 6s~7s despite better attempts than this.
Seriously, had someone else other than Mark4 wrote this, would you have given him these ridiculous ratings? I doubt it. I am sure there will be tons of people who will flame me for saying the "Truth." But if there is some non-baised reader with decency, he/she will agree with me.
It is certainly amusing report, but 8s and 9s? Give me a break. |
| #52 [39902] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
yes
stop being jealous. Read those 6-7 reports again. They are no match to this one. |
| #53 upgradedkak[39903] |
| e214.paris-51.cybercable.fr |
| heh funny report ^^ |
| #54 Raider[39907] |
| intergate.exeter.edu |
Uh, it would seem people misinterpret my post. It was not intended against Mark4, who I have nothing against, but rather laughing at people who laud him for really no reason, at least from my point of view. Sure he ran a marathon and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. However, I am sure he is not the only athlete at this site, more than that I am sure that there are people whose athletic achievements greatly acceed his. Yet, somehow, I think that if someone else were to post here about their athletic events, it would be taken as bragging. I may be wrong, and I have no compunction against admitting that, but I have yet to see any evidence for that.
Secondly, why is any remark about how people lick Mark's ass at this site taken as expression of jealosy? Just think about it Jealosy for what? Bunch of ramdom people on the internet lauding you!? Come on, you could really make up a better comeback than this. Besides stop defending M4, he is not the one being laughed at.
Raider
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| #55 [39914] |
| as530092.infocom.com |
| Acceed? Compunction? You're trying too hard Raider. |
| #56 [39916] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
| Hey.. if someone here has run the IronMan Triathalon and completed it, and writes a BR about it, and conveys their thoughts and moods even halfway good, I'd give that an 8 or a 9 too. I remember someone once wrote a BR about judo, or some martial art, and I enjoyed it too, and was impressed. |
| #57 [39921] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| tell shock to write a BR about his matial arts! |
| #58 BW-sux[39922] |
| spider-tm054.proxy.aol.com |
This inspired me to run 40-40s for football. GJ Mark, you own.
Maybe I could BR my 40-40s I run and see what kind of ratings they get. |
| #59 Inadequate[39924] |
| clt-pxy04.firstunion.com |
Men's Boston marathon record- 2:06
Women's Boston marathon record- 2:23
Also, I could care less whether Mark4 ever plays a 2v2 w/ me or reports a game of mine or bears my first-born son, I thought this was a pretty interesting and humorous account of a grueling marathon. As a former cross-country runner I could relate to some of the stuff and cracked a smile several times b/c of the jokes and the memories this brought back.
Good job, mark4
Inadequate |
| #60 strima11[39926] |
| 1Cust110.tnt1.broken-arrow.ok.da.uu.net |
WTG, Mark. I certainly couldn't pull off anything like that. It's also good to know that not all sc players are computer nerds (lol- SpIne).
BTW BW-sux, you'd probably get 3's and 4's, the way you write :-) |
| #61 Cathy[39928] |
| ip90.minneapolis14.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Mark your legs must be sore ;/ |
| #62 Fox^1[39933] |
| inehou-pxy06.compaq.com |
Funny report Mark4. Don't feel bad about the lady, My father (retired marine) and I ran a marathon last month. He always does and I agreed to run it with him. I didn't even finish. Mainly because I didn't pace myself well enough, and I live in CO where the air has no oxygen. Also 26 miles is just long!!
But kudos to you for finishing, it takes a lot of willpower. I mean after 15 miles I just wanted to kill myself, and this 500 lb. 5'2" kid who like passed me 3 times!!! I am in shape, but man 26 miles!!!! My hats off to you Mark4.
Fox^1 |
| #63 [39953] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| Mark4 has a writing style that is very good at portraying emotion during an event, whether it be a SC game or a marathon. It is this ability to translate the essence of an event that makes his reports far superior to others which look superficially the same but are rated 5-7. |
| #64 [39954] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
Oh, and Mark4, you're not putting yourself through all this pain at a Marine base to prove you're a 'real soldier' because you're in the Army but in logistics, are you? Hmmm?
JK. |
| #65 RadariG[39983] |
| sdn-ar-001albirmP214.dialsprint.net |
| Hah. |
| #66 TerranTurtle[40011] |
| 207.198.174.42 |
Although I don't think this "report" (for lack of a better word) belongs on the site, it is Mark4's site after all and he can put on it whatever he wants. =) I have to admit that I enjoyed reading this and chuckled out loud a few times. Your writing style is very similar to that of the marine's in Heinlein's Starship Troopers and Fly Taggart in the DOOM books. (Anyone ever read those? All jarheads must write alike, I suppose. ;) )
-TT |
| #67 Krebster[40023] |
| spider-tm083.proxy.aol.com |
I tried to run a marathon before but i didnt make it past mile 15.
BTW mog 4:15 is a good time the 4 minute mile was once a huge accomplishment.
I'm flying out to colorado for a Mountain bike competition this summer if anyone takes pictures ill write a report on it^^ |
| #68 Baxter-O'Bixby[40026] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
I for one enjoyed it, and that's really all that matters, so screw the rest of you. ;-)
Mark, whatever happened with the babe???? If it'd been me, I wouldn't even have let myself pass her by too much, just to make sure I could hit on her after the race. ;-)
I give this an 8.5 because there were no screenshots, or animated minimap. |
| #69 Mellinium_Ben21[40027] |
| spider-wd081.proxy.aol.com |
| ROFL |
| #70 Fox^1[40028] |
| inehou-pxy06.compaq.com |
Krebster I live in Colorado and I mountain bike, where are you going in CO??
Fox^1 |
| #71 Darth~Gracie[40042] |
| 17.richmond-01-02rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
| Was there a monster chasing you, wanting to take a big chunk out of your ass? Must have been a fully upgraded ultralisk to make you run that far. |
| #72 [HS]Merlin[40051] |
| nas-8-216.dc.navipath.net |
couple things. I think it was a great report i would give it a high score cause im bored of reading the same people using the same strats in the same game, this is the first time that i have actually read every word of an article in months. It was very interesting, very well written, also its a good thing he "accidentally" posted it in Starcraft cause otherwise noone would have read it.
I kinda know how you felt, how I used to feel every day at the end of football practice, except i didnt run 26 miles, although we were physically excersizing alot of time doing hard shit for around 3 hours and 30 minutes every day. Over the summer 6-7 hours. Not that I think i'd ever be able to run a 26 mile marathon.
Carni ur post made me laugh cause i do the same kinda thing. Sounds stupid but I used to whistle a tune to myself with my heavy breathing.. i would pant a tune basically, not great tone but good rythym. |
| #73 dislekcia[40072] |
| netcache2.is.co.za |
| Hmmm, that came out longer than intended. Hope it's not too negative... |
| #74 HardDrive99[40088] |
| eag40481.corp.novatel.ca |
I guess it's the powerlifter in me that has to say this... aerobics wussie. 8^)
Good job and liked the laughs.
HD |
| #75 [40108] |
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| I'd like to see a comic named "Team Melee". I bet it would be pretty popular. Reason you didnt get many comments is you just posted a paragraph of text and a few sketches... Now if it was a real comic strip it would have got 4 times as many comments... |
| #76 Syndrome Zed[40110] |
| wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu |
Good job finishing Mark!
I just played in an Old Boys' Rugby match here at school and was sucking wind after the first 10 minutes. Of course, I haven't even done a light jog since last Spring, and my knee blew out again, but what the hell. It was still fun.
Today, 2 days later - it's not fun anymore. Just lots of pain, all over :).
I'm impressed - 26 miles is just too friggin long.
BTW, you've never answered the questions - did you get the HMCB or not? |
| #77 T_Mac[40119] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-771.look.ca |
| Rugby! |
| #78 strima11[40131] |
| 1Cust117.tnt3.broken-arrow.ok.da.uu.net |
| I agree with Preator- If others wrote half as good as Mark4, they'd get better ratings. Its that simple. |
| #79 Terran Dood[40141] |
| sol-du-35.gci.net |
hey im still in 9th grade and i just got into the transition to more then 3 mile jogs =]
more like 8 miles now
and yeah u can walk a little bit and ur still fine, though if u have an injury and u can't feel it while ur running u should keep running.
i have osgood schlotters desease (knee problems) and i felt fine when i ran, but if i stopped for 2 mins u couldn't get me to move an inch it hurts so much
but ouch 4 hrs. all i can handle so far is 1 hr but ur older so :P =] good br |
| #80 Strom[40145] |
| ext185.mosx.com |
Nice report, very well written.
Rating : 8
Dinged for not having screen shots of HMCB ;)
Strom
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#81  [40257] |
| relay.atinc.com |
There have been quite a few comments here that say, would you have given this a 7 or 8 or 9 if it was someone other than Mark4? YES! I believe there was a well written Martial Arts report written a while back that got similar ratings. I think it ended up with about an 8. Mark4 didn't write it, and if I had to compare the two, I'd say this marathon report was a tiny bit better, because it "drew me in" just a little more.
Anyway, saying that this report didn't deserve this or that based upon nothing more than a whiney opinion isn't good enough. Try going out and finding better written reports with lower scores. I didn't even rate this report and I'm pissed at some of these comments...
Another way to affect the ratings is to become a Hall of Fame writer, submit a ratings application, prove that you're a responsible individual, and be "hired" as a rater (you won't get paid, but you will get bitched at). It's simple really, you have a fairly good chance of becoming a rater if you can just coast your way into winning a Hall of Fame vote or massively contributing in some other way. Getting into the Hall of Fame is much easier than running a marathon, so you'd have no qualms rating this well written report much lower than it deserves... (yes, it's sarcasm!)
Anyway, good work and well written report, Mark4. I wish I was physically able to run a marathon... the closest I ever came to that were 5-6 mile runs in college (which isn't even close).
-YRM-
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| #82 Nyoken[40307] |
| spider-we064.proxy.aol.com |
| now i see how they got the phrase "My grandmother can do better than that" ^_^.GJ on the marathon yo.....i run 1 mile in 9;30 d:(! |
| #83 Pitt[40351] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| MARK! Awesome br! Heh, that guy raider is a moron. Hey raider search for my name under BR authors and read all of my non SC related reports. Some of them are actually funny and received ratings higher than 6! |
| #84 SuperGeneral[40530] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
| OMG I can see the ban-aids :( |
| #85 Pitt[40632] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| Cool mark! You really look like you're out of it in that picture so I'm guessing it's at the end :) |
| #86 Pitt[40633] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
| When my granny was a ninety-four, she did PT better than ummmmmmmmmm mark4? HAHAHHHAHHA |
| #87 SKULL[40638] |
| hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com |
ok toooooo many comments on mark4's nipples. first off "irregardless" is not a word itsa bad grammer Snowsqual dont use it agin thats my pet pieve. Second we all know there are the brown nosers here and the ones who hate them like me but hell if you can run a damn marithon i give you some damn credit. please do not stick your head up marks ass he will not appretiate it at all. nor will i enjoy seeing that.
lastly this should not be in a starcraft section it should be in the "other" section.
that is all, thank you, skull |
| #88 TheM'Hael[50870] |
| spider-wd031.proxy.aol.com |
| Dude, this was about the funniest damn thing i've ever read. By the way i don't doubt you didn't run but that pic. looks like its from a track. Did you just go out to a track and take the pic? |
| #89 [50944] |
| strangers.bragg.army.mil |
| They have a web service that goes to these sort of runs and takes pics and posts them on the web. Then they try and get you to buy actual pics from them. This is the pic of me at the finish line, which ended at the marine fitness center track. |
| #90 Crusador[57858] |
| ip177.memphis14.tn.pub-ip.psi.net |
| Hey where's the alt-text?????? :) gw Mark4 26 miles *shutters* |
| #91 john adams[127335] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| where are you call casey and crystal!!!!!!!!! |
| #92 jimmy[134445] |
| cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au |
Whatever.
-NOTjimmy |
| #93 marine[134657] |
| 64.114.231.240 |
| where the hell are all the picturs????? |
| #94 ghost[134658] |
| 64.114.231.240 |
is anyone f*cken here?
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| #95 ZerG~LinG[135657] |
| p413-054.ppp.get2net.dk |
#97 is just a disgrace.
And i got 100 |
| #96 mapsidontlike[135725] |
| 198.134.2.2 |
Im surprised you didnt say "last"
I mean everytime in the past that you have linked an old report you have "last" in the comments followed by someone saying,"GJ on saying last on a report you linked to." |
#97  [135817] |
| CPE0010b50f508e-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| fun stuff |
| #98 plus2longsword[136227] |
| asc8-grr-ip021.wmis.net |
| Omg I totally here you about the nipples thing. Usually my shirts were pretty smooth when I was in but once I wore this green shirt that was reall rough and both my nips turned into blisters! That hurt like hell |
| #99 wakiki[154482] |
| cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Hoho, last. I think Ender's was better written though ;) |
| #100 PeaceableGhost[163152] |
| 198.109.221.86 |
| #101. 26 miles... |
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