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#1 -MrCow-[39719]
tsmia3-136.gate.net
To make all you poor people happy, I made this BR on 800x600!
#2 Agent_of_Sol[39722]
navpoint-34-03.navpoint.com
alright. enough jockeying for comment positions.

I'm going to bed.

#3 Domonicus[39726]
spider-tn073.proxy.aol.com
not ur best work but hey, u finnally did put it on 800x600. overall i give it a 5.00.
#4 yourmother!!![39728]
1Cust218.tnt1.miami.fl.da.uu.net
decent report but I like it anyways a response to domonicus your gay and anybody reading this comment anytime you see this guy named domonicus remember to call him a faggot.In any case I give this report a 7.00
#5 yourmother!!![39729]
spider-tn073.proxy.aol.com
sorry about that last comment, i can be a faggot sometimes so just ignore it
#6 Strom[39730]
ext216.mosx.com
A lot of the commentary was pretty odd. Going initial 2 gate dragoons vs heavy metal is an acceptable tactic - however the goons need to be outside the terran base not hiding on the protoss plateau...

Two stargates & fleet beacon probably means carriers, which are also effective in PVT.

Was the commentary supposed to be humorous or serious?

Anyway the Protoss guy sucked and never launched an attack which retty much automatically makes it a poor game. You'd do much better reporting a better game, because the report itself was pretty good.

Also if you actually go to the trouble of telling us how remarkable the mini-map was, then why don't you show us a picture of it?

Don't feel as though you have to apologize for reporting on Temple - the game makes the report, not the map.

Rating 6 (mostly because of a nice report)

Strom

PS Btw It's 'threw in the towel'.















#7 domonicus[39731]
1Cust218.tnt1.miami.fl.da.uu.net
hey yourmothers right I am a faggot and the only way I cna get back at people is by using there name anyways I got to go suck my dads dick so sorry for doing that yourmother!!!
and for any gay guys out there heres my address 16820 s.w 87th court and my number is (305)251-7390 so give me a call or come by I live in miami/florida p.s I suck alot o dick so please come by
#8 yourmother!!![39732]
spider-tn073.proxy.aol.com
on second thought, i'm the faggot. i am really being a dick in the ass buggin' people about other people. u see that message up there? #7 39731 yeah i wrote that. so as u can see, i'm a dick in the ass. sorry about that. and incase u need to call me, my number is (305)255-2095. guys say i give really good BJ. fell free to call 24 hours a day. all that information thats on there like the number and address....just made it up so don't both trying to go there or call that number. its just a number for a gay bar i go to
#9 unknownorc[39734]
spider-tn073.proxy.aol.com
i felt that the report was good because it wasn't a report on hunters. i'm tired of playing that sfuff. it had pics and little write in's which was cool. but on the other hand, i don't red battle reports that much. either i liked it so i'd give it an 8.0 if i were a judge.

and on an other note, for those people who are writting message about people, stop. if not funny. i don't know if all that stuff is true but if people who own this place find out that people are doing that kinda stuff, they'll probley block your IP adresses so you can't get back to this webstie so my sugestion......just stop it

#10 Mr.Elephant[39735]
tsmia2-243.gate.net
As a preliminary statement to my following thesis, I would like to ask a question to both of my dear friends (dear, dear friends), Domonicus and YourMother!!! What have you guys been smoking without me? and where can I get some... I would also like to take the time to verify the information stated above. Both phone numbers are fully functional and Domonicus' address is his REAL address. Although this might be some good news for those cock-o-lomainiacs out there, I am sad to announce that both Domonicus and YourMother!!! Do not suck cock, and nor do there parent/guardians. For those morons out there who actually tried to contact these people, I would like them to postulate over there actions and think if calling these people was a actually a "cognetive" idea (ie: Are you using your brains, moron?).

Second of all, I would like to express my thoughts about a certain StarCraft player: Maitremordicus. Although his record is quite impressive, after reading -MrCow-'s battlereports, I can only assume that Maitremordicus is cum guzzling while attempting to play StarCraft, an extremely difficult feat indeed. That is all. On to the real comment.

I Was annoyed by rains lack of usage of scouts. 4-6 would have been enough to take out the heavy metal group and take out the turret (@ the 2 o'clock main [ramp]). Should there have been more than 1 turret, he could have flanked the heavy metal group from the open pocket on the right and finished of the group saving the turrets for last. As a matter of fact, I believe if he had 3 scouts, hey could have began a attack from the left flank, taking out the turret, and following up with a complete pincer attack with the Dragoons @ the 3 O'clock ramp. Another thing that annoyed me was the lack of observers. Should he have known about the about the spider mines, he could have dropped 1 or 2 probes (during the initial scout flanking) over the spider mines, and with any luck, taken them out thereby taking out some of the bite from the Siege Tanks assualt.

In conclusion, I believe people should never start mass building dragoons against terran opponents. Not only is there the threat of EMP/lockdown/goliath combo, but 6 siege tanks with a little back up can make minced meat out of Dragoons. Rain should have rethought his strategy as soon as he found out that MaitreMordicus was Terran







#11 Mr. Elephant[39736]
tsmia2-243.gate.net
PS: I give this Battle report a 7, because of the report and not the game. the battle report is amazing for such a dissapointing game.
#12 Casper...[39739]
on-tor-blr-a58-01-943.look.ca
This report should be called "how NOT to play protoss".
Sit your goons at home and watch yourself die.
Underpower with 30 probes and watch yourself die.
Go for carriers without having 4 bases and watch yourself die.
#13 maitremordicus[39742]
mendeleiev.cybercable.fr
i think u missed the point mr cow
u said i camped outside his base and after this did 4vult drop. no.
I did 4 vult drop to divert goons from entrance (and kill probes by the ssame token) , so that i could start camping. i think u got the events in reverse orders, i never go camp blindly
#14 maitremordicus[39743]
mendeleiev.cybercable.fr
by the way , u spellt my name wrong;its not maitermordicus, its MAITREMORDICUS
#15 grimling[39748]
cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net
LOL MAITRE is stealing my fame!, i havent gotten battle reported in awhile, someone help me!
#16 -MrCow-[39751]
tsmia2-37.gate.net
Sorry Maitremordicus. I knew i forgot something while i was writing this...i kinda got the events mixed up cuz i wrote this about 10 hours AFTER the game, so my memory wasn't exactly top-notch. SORRY. BTW, Mr.Elephant, Maitremordicus (i spelt it right this time, right?) started going goliaths when he found out about the exp, which was pretty soon after Rain brought in stargates.
#17 -MrCow-[39752]
tsmia2-37.gate.net
O, and BTW, Strom, the commentary was serious, because Carriers wouldn't gotten built since Rain only had 1 exp, not fully operational, and his main base soon to be hampered, and he was building corsair, not carriers. 2nd, dragoons would have been nice, but out of <STRONG>TWO!</FONT> gateways? no.
#18 -MrCow-[39753]
tsmia2-37.gate.net
O, and BTW, Strom, the commentary was serious, because Carriers wouldn't gotten built since Rain only had 1 exp, not fully operational, and his main base soon to be hampered, and he was building corsair, not carriers. 2nd, dragoons would have been nice, but out of <STRONG>TWO!</FONT> gateways? no.
#19 P|-|3ARM3[39758]
r-174.95.alltel.net
My comp must be messed up, its black text on black background for me 8(
#20 -MrCow-[39765]
tsmia4-50.gate.net
Yup, ur comp is messed up....hehe. sorry. Do u have a really really really old comp or browser?
#21 [39770]
as530009.infocom.com
Cow, in early game, 2 gateways is perfectly acceptable for goon containment. Of course, when your economy improves, you start adding to those gates.

Elephant, goliaths own scouts. Scouts are a bad idea when your opponent has 7 factories. Also, probes don't set off land mines.

Okay then, the report was excellent, but I knew who was going to win after reading the first couple of paragraphs.

I'll give you credit for your good writing though. I was able to perfectly comprehend how severe this beatdown really was.

I suggest picking better games to report in the future... ;-)

7

Dref

#22 BW-sux[39776]
spider-to032.proxy.aol.com
OK, the above comments explain what is needed in this BR.
#23 BW-sux[39777]
spider-to032.proxy.aol.com
Also, Cow, don't use humor you've taken from this site. I believe YRM and Mark4 would recognize the speech bubble in the first picture.
#24 matt[39778]
nic-160-c196-200.mw.mediaone.net
good report shitty toss player :(
#25 TaloN[39796]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Is it just me, or is this report putting black text on a black background?
#26 Cow-killer[39925]
fiudial2-187.fiu.edu
Actually scouts r good vs goliaths as long as u use d.web which the guy i assume by building corsairs was trying to accomplish. And he should of used d.web in conjunctino with dragoons that way kicking tank butt without any casualties. Wut's wrong with this guy? 2 gateways? sounds like cow's playing (this is actually destovel) Domonicus and your mother have problems =)
#27 Cow-killer[39929]
fiudial2-187.fiu.edu
Luv my name don't u cow? hehe and it is black on black for me 2! sheesh trying to blame my comp its new man!
#28 shockwave[40106]
exchange1.sensable.com
It's nice to see empty flaming in the battlereports.com commentary section. Man, what is our world coming to :-b ?
Anyway, scouts are awful in BW, with or without dweb, I dunno why anyone in his right mind would suggest building scouts against terran heavy metal. You're better off going temps/dweb + zealot/goon, or carrier/dweb. But why anyone would build scouts is... beyond me...



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